Post by Adam Steele on May 2, 2013 6:27:00 GMT -5
Inside the Steele house Adam is running around looking for his little brother
Matt?!
He searches high and low, both in the boxes and crates in the dusty cellar
Matt!!!?
Through the living room, under the couch, behind the TV and even in the cabinets where they keep their secret stash of porn and cartoons
Matt!!!!!!!!?
Frustrated he continues in the kitchen, through every cupboard, under the sink, under the kitchen table and inside the fridge
MATT!!!!!!?
Like a whirlwind opening every closed door and turning every unturned stone he storms to his little brothers room. He stops at the door and looks at Matt's crayon drawn “Keep Out..... unless you bring cookies” sign.
Screw that... MATT!!!!!?
He enters the room that is filled with toys and posters of Power Rangers, Turtles and Emi, in his search for his kid brother only stopping to look at a poster of Emi in a Power Rangers outfit
Where the hell did he get that?!..... MATT!!!?
With great concern he looks in the closet, under the bed, in the pile of stuffed animals and even in Matt's homemade mailbox
MAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!?
As he looks down in the cardboard mailbox his eye catches a glimpse of a letter, a bit unsure he looks around making sure nobody is watching, before fishing it out and sitting down reading it
Dear Adam
I've gone out in search of Emi, cause I miss her so much, I don't know when I'll be back, but don't worry Ronald has invited me to dinner
Matt
Slowly Adam lets his head fall backwards
Idiot!!!
Later that day Matt Steele is sitting outside the local McDonald's next to his friend the Ronald McDonald figure.
Thanks for inviting me Ronald, but you could have warned me, that your credit by those guys was so bad. They totally flipped out when I said you were paying.
He takes the last bite of a Cheese Burger, discarding the wrapper in the nearby trashcan as he continues
You know I've been looking for Emi high and low, but I can't find her
There is a short pause
Of course I know she is with those Varsity guys, but she is my best playmate
Again there is a pause
Sure your my best friend Ronald, you know that, but you're more of my talk to guy, especially since you suck at playing tag, I mean, you don't even try not to get tagged
Suddenly a voice thunders through the street
MAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Steele swallows hard, as he sees Adam marching towards him
OH OHHHH
As the elder Steele steps up to the two friends, Matt tries to defuse the situation
Hey Bro.... erm wanna burger?
NO
Steele turns to Ronald
Sorry bout this....
Then turns to Adam
It was all Ronald's idea
Adam just grabs him by the nose and starts hauling off with his brother, who waves back at Ronald
Laters dude!!!
The atmosphere is gloomy in the kitchen as the two Steele brothers sit at the kitchen table staring at each other, Matt is the first to break the silence
Sorry, but I wanted to play with Emi
With an angry tone of voice Adam snaps at his brother
I don't care about your perverse little games with Emi, Matt.... we have a match, one more chance to get those tag straps and this time I want them
Does this mean we're going to fight the Cable Guy and the Dixie Chick again?
No man, bro they lost the titles to Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze
THE BASTARD!!!!!
Wow wow bro, you don't even know the guy, so be nice
OK, but what about Emi?
Bro she will show up sooner or later, maybe you can ask around, when we get to the show
HMMM I might have a great idea then, what if we....
I'm not dressing up in a shiny girls outfit and calling myself Adami
Spoilsport, but what if I made the costumes and....
No bro we are not calling our self Super Steely Tiger Twins...
But but
No Matt, we are going to take this seriously, these two guys are not the caliber of guys we are use to
Who?
Freaking Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze
THE BASTARD!!!!
Watch your damn language numskull, now go to your fucking room and think about that!!!
OK
The younger Steele walks off looking down
Its almost dinner time and Adam is cooking in the kitchen as Matt's voice is heard through the house
Can I come out now!!!!!
Yeah if you watch you damn language
He starts setting the table, but stops dead in his tracks as Matt enters the room in a shiny pink wrestling top and miniskirt
What the hell are you....
A big grin grows on Matt's face
I thought you'd change your mind if you saw the outfit.... look I even wore a real thong
Adam looks like he is gonna throw up as Matt turns around and lifts up the miniskirt
I'm Mattmi and I even made one for you Adami, so now we can be the Super Steely Tiger Twins
I SAID NO!!!!!..... Go put on some pants for god sake
With disappointment written all over his face Matt, walks back to his room.
As the two brothers are done eating they are doing the dishes, they haven't said a word since the miniskirt episode, Matt is still sulking, finally Adam looks at his brother.
Bro, I know you want to hang with Emi, but for now we need to focus on our match. I mean we have had so many chances and we botched it every time. Both Trey and Jackson
THE BAST....
Adam shoots Matt a look that makes him stop
are both great wrestlers, but also sneaky bastards
That's what I've been saying
What?
THE BASTARD!!!
OK point taken, but watch that language.... Now I know we can beat them, but you need to get your head together and forget about Emi for that one match, can you do that?
I'll try bro, I will put all my passion and energy into beating Trey and Jackson
THE BASTARD!!!!.... Damn its catching on
the two brothers just stare at each other, before both shouting out
THHHHHEEEEEEE BBBBBBAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTAAAARRRRDDDDD!!!!!!
Matt?!
He searches high and low, both in the boxes and crates in the dusty cellar
Matt!!!?
Through the living room, under the couch, behind the TV and even in the cabinets where they keep their secret stash of porn and cartoons
Matt!!!!!!!!?
Frustrated he continues in the kitchen, through every cupboard, under the sink, under the kitchen table and inside the fridge
MATT!!!!!!?
Like a whirlwind opening every closed door and turning every unturned stone he storms to his little brothers room. He stops at the door and looks at Matt's crayon drawn “Keep Out..... unless you bring cookies” sign.
Screw that... MATT!!!!!?
He enters the room that is filled with toys and posters of Power Rangers, Turtles and Emi, in his search for his kid brother only stopping to look at a poster of Emi in a Power Rangers outfit
Where the hell did he get that?!..... MATT!!!?
With great concern he looks in the closet, under the bed, in the pile of stuffed animals and even in Matt's homemade mailbox
MAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!?
As he looks down in the cardboard mailbox his eye catches a glimpse of a letter, a bit unsure he looks around making sure nobody is watching, before fishing it out and sitting down reading it
Dear Adam
I've gone out in search of Emi, cause I miss her so much, I don't know when I'll be back, but don't worry Ronald has invited me to dinner
Matt
Slowly Adam lets his head fall backwards
Idiot!!!
Later that day Matt Steele is sitting outside the local McDonald's next to his friend the Ronald McDonald figure.
Thanks for inviting me Ronald, but you could have warned me, that your credit by those guys was so bad. They totally flipped out when I said you were paying.
He takes the last bite of a Cheese Burger, discarding the wrapper in the nearby trashcan as he continues
You know I've been looking for Emi high and low, but I can't find her
There is a short pause
Of course I know she is with those Varsity guys, but she is my best playmate
Again there is a pause
Sure your my best friend Ronald, you know that, but you're more of my talk to guy, especially since you suck at playing tag, I mean, you don't even try not to get tagged
Suddenly a voice thunders through the street
MAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Steele swallows hard, as he sees Adam marching towards him
OH OHHHH
As the elder Steele steps up to the two friends, Matt tries to defuse the situation
Hey Bro.... erm wanna burger?
NO
Steele turns to Ronald
Sorry bout this....
Then turns to Adam
It was all Ronald's idea
Adam just grabs him by the nose and starts hauling off with his brother, who waves back at Ronald
Laters dude!!!
The atmosphere is gloomy in the kitchen as the two Steele brothers sit at the kitchen table staring at each other, Matt is the first to break the silence
Sorry, but I wanted to play with Emi
With an angry tone of voice Adam snaps at his brother
I don't care about your perverse little games with Emi, Matt.... we have a match, one more chance to get those tag straps and this time I want them
Does this mean we're going to fight the Cable Guy and the Dixie Chick again?
No man, bro they lost the titles to Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze
THE BASTARD!!!!!
Wow wow bro, you don't even know the guy, so be nice
OK, but what about Emi?
Bro she will show up sooner or later, maybe you can ask around, when we get to the show
HMMM I might have a great idea then, what if we....
I'm not dressing up in a shiny girls outfit and calling myself Adami
Spoilsport, but what if I made the costumes and....
No bro we are not calling our self Super Steely Tiger Twins...
But but
No Matt, we are going to take this seriously, these two guys are not the caliber of guys we are use to
Who?
Freaking Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze
THE BASTARD!!!!
Watch your damn language numskull, now go to your fucking room and think about that!!!
OK
The younger Steele walks off looking down
Its almost dinner time and Adam is cooking in the kitchen as Matt's voice is heard through the house
Can I come out now!!!!!
Yeah if you watch you damn language
He starts setting the table, but stops dead in his tracks as Matt enters the room in a shiny pink wrestling top and miniskirt
What the hell are you....
A big grin grows on Matt's face
I thought you'd change your mind if you saw the outfit.... look I even wore a real thong
Adam looks like he is gonna throw up as Matt turns around and lifts up the miniskirt
I'm Mattmi and I even made one for you Adami, so now we can be the Super Steely Tiger Twins
I SAID NO!!!!!..... Go put on some pants for god sake
With disappointment written all over his face Matt, walks back to his room.
As the two brothers are done eating they are doing the dishes, they haven't said a word since the miniskirt episode, Matt is still sulking, finally Adam looks at his brother.
Bro, I know you want to hang with Emi, but for now we need to focus on our match. I mean we have had so many chances and we botched it every time. Both Trey and Jackson
THE BAST....
Adam shoots Matt a look that makes him stop
are both great wrestlers, but also sneaky bastards
That's what I've been saying
What?
THE BASTARD!!!
OK point taken, but watch that language.... Now I know we can beat them, but you need to get your head together and forget about Emi for that one match, can you do that?
I'll try bro, I will put all my passion and energy into beating Trey and Jackson
THE BASTARD!!!!.... Damn its catching on
the two brothers just stare at each other, before both shouting out
THHHHHEEEEEEE BBBBBBAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTAAAARRRRDDDDD!!!!!!
