Post by Kuk Killswitch on May 29, 2013 18:24:07 GMT -5
"Welcome to the Open House ladies and Gentlemen. I am Jessica Lane and I will be the host of this open house. Come to me if you have any questions about the house or want to make an offer. Please help yourself to the catering table and enjoy yourself. Thank you for coming."
I snort. First house I've been to in months. And I am actually liking what I see. Four bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, two car garage, and a four acre yard. Lovely house for a man by himself. I walk around for a few minutes, looking at the empty house. I then make my way to the table with food laying on it. Shitty finger sandwiches and Saltine crackers. No drinks, no tasteful food. I shake my head in disgust as I notice the lady talking to a rich, snobby looking couple. I want this damn house, but these rich snobs probably have more money then brains, which in this case, is a good thing. I quickly think up a plan and pull out my cell phone and dial a number. A few rings are heard, then a voice picks up.
Voice:"What's up Kuk?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I need your help. You still have that Italian Mafia outfit?"
Voice:"Hell yeah dude. What you need?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I am at an Open House and there is a ton of people here. But there is one rich snobby couple that looks highly interested. And you know how they got more money then they do brains. Think you can throw on that Mafia outfit and come down here and scare some of these people into thinking the house is like a Mob house or some shit?"
Voice:"So you need somebody to make that place look awful and you need it now?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yup. Think you're up for the job?"
Voice:"Sounds like fun. Can use the footage for the upcoming season. Text me the address. I'll be there in five."
He hangs up and I text the address before closing my phone and sliding it into my pocket. I walk over to the lady selling the place and begin to ask questions.
Kuk Killswitch:"Anyone die in this house?"
The lady looks confused.
Lady:"Excuse me?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Nadie muere en esta casa?"
The lady looks really confused.
Lady:"I don't understand Spanish. I heard what you said the first time. Was just puzzled at the question. Not a lot of people ask that. In fact, no one does."
Kuk Killswitch:"I would hope not. So, you didn't answer the question."
Lady:"Oh. Sorry. Nobody has passed away in this home. Not to my knowledge at least. Were you interested in making an offer?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I was thinking about it, but I don't know. Looks like Bartholomew and Gertrude over there have beat me to it."
I point to the Rich Snobs.
Lady:"That couple has indeed put down an offer. They said they wanted someplace they can stay in Vegas when they come to stay."
Kuk Killswitch:"Sounds.......snobbish."
Lady:"I wouldn't call it that. I would call it 'investing'."
Kuk Killswitch:"I would call it, flaunting."
Lady:"You can still put an offer on the house. Interested?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Let's take a look at the outside first. Would you accompany me?"
Lady:"Of course."
As I continue to distract the woman, a van pulls up in front of the house. The doors open and about eight men step out of the vehicle, all dressed as Italian Mafia members. Finally a smaller man steps out of the van wearing a nice suit and a hat. We can see he is clearly the leader. The man turns to the rest of the "Mafia" and tells them to come close.
Leader:"So, I'm wearing the hat cam, and the rest of you have the flower cams. This will be perfect for the upcoming season!"
The man looks in the van where we see a small, nerdy looking man controlling a large variety of computers and computer screens.
Leader:"Jerry, you ready to start?"
Jerry:"Yes sir. I'm turning them all on now."
He types in a code and all the cameras turn on. We can see them all over the screens and Jerry gives the thumbs up. The leader takes his hat off and looks at the camera.
Leader:"This is Jaysin Reigns. And right now, I am going to scare the fuck out of these rich assholes so my buddy Kuk Killswitch, you guys know him, can buy this house. I am wearing the hat cam. And my 'Mafia' are wearing the flower cams. Let's get this show on the road."
We now know the Leader is former MPW star, YouTube sensation, Jaysin Reigns. He places the hat back on his head and they make their way into the building. The people don't really notice on the inside, but Jaysin will make them.
Jaysin Reigns:"(In a thick Italian accent) Wait a minute. What are all of you doing in my house?"
The people look towards Jaysin who has his "Mafia" at his side and behind him. He looks at the people who look a little puzzled.
Jaysin Reigns:"This is where I conduct my business. Are you all my business? Or are you all going to be sleeping with the fishes?"
A few people exit the building quickly. Others are still confused. Jaysin snaps his fingers and the "Mafia" begin to walk towards the people and they begin to get scared.
Jaysin Reigns:"Two options for you people. One, you leave now with your head still intact. two, you stay and I have my men here pound your faces in and toss you into the river. So, what's it going to be?"
The last of the people scurry out and we can hear the sound of cars quickly leaving. Jaysin laughs as he walks outside, leaving the house empty. The men circle around the van, eating finger sandwiches.
Around back..........
I am still talking to the woman as I look to the front. Jaysin gives me the "OK" sign and a smile comes across my face.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, I will pay the asking price."
Lady:"The other couple already went two thousand over the asking price. You will have to go higher."
Kuk Killswitch:"I don't think they are going to be buying this house."
Lady:"How come?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Well, let's go back inside."
We walk to the inside of the house to see all the food gone, and no people left inside. The lady is shocked.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, we have a deal?"
The lady shakes my hand and we sit down to fill out the papers as the scene slowly begins to fade out to darkness.
Three Days Later..........
I sit in the darkness, contemplating my next move. Do I move onto the new or stay and try to rebuild the past? I stand up off the floor and click the light on. A blinding fashion it comes on. It flickers and I tap on it a few times before it stops. The light bulb still swaying back and forth over my head. I look towards the floor, thinking about my next move in MPW.
Kuk Killswitch:"Madd Katt......."
The words of his name come through my head. My opponent this week.
Kuk Killswitch:"People have said that you are too old for this business. You are a washed up has been. You are a waste of TV time. You know what's funny though? I hear the same thing said about myself sometimes. I will be thirty seven next month. Thirty FUCKING Seven years old! How old are you Madd Katt? I don't even know. But you have to be in your Forties. I feel the pain man. I do. I know you are a man who likes to prove the critiques wrong. Prove everyone that you still got it. We are alike in that aspect. Both trying to prove to the World that we still got what it takes to roll with the big dogs."
I look up slowly at the camera. Dramatic effect my friends.
Kuk Killswitch:"But then......we have our differences. You, trying to fight to destroy the Age of Arrogance. Me, on the side of the Arrogance. Everybody knew we would eventually have to come to a match. Madd Katt versus Kuk Killswitch. The time is here. It has come. It is now. We now must go head to head this week. Your'e trying to take out a member of AoA. Me......well according to Drake Hunter, my so called 'leader', I am fighting for my spot in AoA."
I start to get a little irritated. Drake Hunter....pisses me the fuck off sometimes.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, Drake has this idea of him being the best.....ever! But you see, I don't think he is. And that is a big problem. When you are on a team with somebody and the guy who is supposed to be the leader is putting everyone below himself on purpose....that creates a problem. When the so called leader let's the guy who took your title flaunt it around in front of your face and eggs him on......that creates a fucking problem. When your so called leader tells you that you are the weakest link of the group......that creates the biggest problem! Drake Hunter is slowly trying to push my fucking buttons. Trying to piss me off. And I think I know why. Drake Hunter wants to piss me off because he knows an Angry Killswitch is a dangerous Killswitch. He thinks that if he pisses me off, I will go out there and destroy any possible thing that stands in the way of AoA. But the thing is, eventually Drake, you have to meet the monster."
I brush off the madness. Don't need that shit. I take a few deep breaths, then calm my nerves. I continue with a cool and collected head.
Kuk Killswitch:"Since I have lost my X-Core title, I have been doing nothing. Nothing but being the AoA's go to guy for beatdowns and tag team matches. Nothing more, nothing less. I haven't been given the chance to do something. I want my DAMN chance...."
I laugh. A small chuckle really, but still a laugh.
Kuk Killswitch:"That bring's me back to you Madd Katt. I don't want to hurt you, I NEED to hurt you. Because in order to get what I want, I have to prove to people that I deserve it. And to think that I might have done that already, but nooooooo, people don't think I have. So, this week isn't personal Madd Katt, this week is purely business. I'm actually very happy that this is a normal match. Because EVERYBODY seems to think that the only way I can do anything is with a fucking weapon in my hand! Last week I took on two members of Iconic Aggression on my own. And I didn't lose! But no, let's not give Kuk Killswitch a title shot. Let's not give Kuk Killswitch a chance at anything other then the lower mid card zone. Let's just ignore the guy and let AoA continue to use him as their workhorse."
I snort. Disgusted at Management. Very reason I joined AoA. Taking over this place would truly change some history. And some positions on the roster.
Kuk Killswitch:"I can't wait to step in the ring with you Madd Katt. It will be truly great. I can't wait to rip that stupid smile off your face and shove it down your throat! I can't wait to show these imbeciles in management what Kuk Killswitch can do by himself against a Living Legend. And if this doesn't impress somebody......I hear the color red calling....."
I begin to laugh as the light flickers again. I slowly begin to calm the laugh down before coming to a complete halt with it. I look into the camera and flash an evil smile. I then click the light off and sit back down in the darkness. All alone, all by myself. The scene slowly fades out as we hear.....
Kuk Killswitch:"Soft Kitty Warm kitty.....Little Ball of Fur.......Happy Kitty........Sleepy Kitty...........Purr purr purr............"
I snort. First house I've been to in months. And I am actually liking what I see. Four bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, two car garage, and a four acre yard. Lovely house for a man by himself. I walk around for a few minutes, looking at the empty house. I then make my way to the table with food laying on it. Shitty finger sandwiches and Saltine crackers. No drinks, no tasteful food. I shake my head in disgust as I notice the lady talking to a rich, snobby looking couple. I want this damn house, but these rich snobs probably have more money then brains, which in this case, is a good thing. I quickly think up a plan and pull out my cell phone and dial a number. A few rings are heard, then a voice picks up.
Voice:"What's up Kuk?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I need your help. You still have that Italian Mafia outfit?"
Voice:"Hell yeah dude. What you need?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I am at an Open House and there is a ton of people here. But there is one rich snobby couple that looks highly interested. And you know how they got more money then they do brains. Think you can throw on that Mafia outfit and come down here and scare some of these people into thinking the house is like a Mob house or some shit?"
Voice:"So you need somebody to make that place look awful and you need it now?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Yup. Think you're up for the job?"
Voice:"Sounds like fun. Can use the footage for the upcoming season. Text me the address. I'll be there in five."
He hangs up and I text the address before closing my phone and sliding it into my pocket. I walk over to the lady selling the place and begin to ask questions.
Kuk Killswitch:"Anyone die in this house?"
The lady looks confused.
Lady:"Excuse me?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Nadie muere en esta casa?"
The lady looks really confused.
Lady:"I don't understand Spanish. I heard what you said the first time. Was just puzzled at the question. Not a lot of people ask that. In fact, no one does."
Kuk Killswitch:"I would hope not. So, you didn't answer the question."
Lady:"Oh. Sorry. Nobody has passed away in this home. Not to my knowledge at least. Were you interested in making an offer?"
Kuk Killswitch:"I was thinking about it, but I don't know. Looks like Bartholomew and Gertrude over there have beat me to it."
I point to the Rich Snobs.
Lady:"That couple has indeed put down an offer. They said they wanted someplace they can stay in Vegas when they come to stay."
Kuk Killswitch:"Sounds.......snobbish."
Lady:"I wouldn't call it that. I would call it 'investing'."
Kuk Killswitch:"I would call it, flaunting."
Lady:"You can still put an offer on the house. Interested?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Let's take a look at the outside first. Would you accompany me?"
Lady:"Of course."
As I continue to distract the woman, a van pulls up in front of the house. The doors open and about eight men step out of the vehicle, all dressed as Italian Mafia members. Finally a smaller man steps out of the van wearing a nice suit and a hat. We can see he is clearly the leader. The man turns to the rest of the "Mafia" and tells them to come close.
Leader:"So, I'm wearing the hat cam, and the rest of you have the flower cams. This will be perfect for the upcoming season!"
The man looks in the van where we see a small, nerdy looking man controlling a large variety of computers and computer screens.
Leader:"Jerry, you ready to start?"
Jerry:"Yes sir. I'm turning them all on now."
He types in a code and all the cameras turn on. We can see them all over the screens and Jerry gives the thumbs up. The leader takes his hat off and looks at the camera.
Leader:"This is Jaysin Reigns. And right now, I am going to scare the fuck out of these rich assholes so my buddy Kuk Killswitch, you guys know him, can buy this house. I am wearing the hat cam. And my 'Mafia' are wearing the flower cams. Let's get this show on the road."
We now know the Leader is former MPW star, YouTube sensation, Jaysin Reigns. He places the hat back on his head and they make their way into the building. The people don't really notice on the inside, but Jaysin will make them.
Jaysin Reigns:"(In a thick Italian accent) Wait a minute. What are all of you doing in my house?"
The people look towards Jaysin who has his "Mafia" at his side and behind him. He looks at the people who look a little puzzled.
Jaysin Reigns:"This is where I conduct my business. Are you all my business? Or are you all going to be sleeping with the fishes?"
A few people exit the building quickly. Others are still confused. Jaysin snaps his fingers and the "Mafia" begin to walk towards the people and they begin to get scared.
Jaysin Reigns:"Two options for you people. One, you leave now with your head still intact. two, you stay and I have my men here pound your faces in and toss you into the river. So, what's it going to be?"
The last of the people scurry out and we can hear the sound of cars quickly leaving. Jaysin laughs as he walks outside, leaving the house empty. The men circle around the van, eating finger sandwiches.
Around back..........
I am still talking to the woman as I look to the front. Jaysin gives me the "OK" sign and a smile comes across my face.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, I will pay the asking price."
Lady:"The other couple already went two thousand over the asking price. You will have to go higher."
Kuk Killswitch:"I don't think they are going to be buying this house."
Lady:"How come?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Well, let's go back inside."
We walk to the inside of the house to see all the food gone, and no people left inside. The lady is shocked.
Kuk Killswitch:"So, we have a deal?"
The lady shakes my hand and we sit down to fill out the papers as the scene slowly begins to fade out to darkness.
Three Days Later..........
I sit in the darkness, contemplating my next move. Do I move onto the new or stay and try to rebuild the past? I stand up off the floor and click the light on. A blinding fashion it comes on. It flickers and I tap on it a few times before it stops. The light bulb still swaying back and forth over my head. I look towards the floor, thinking about my next move in MPW.
Kuk Killswitch:"Madd Katt......."
The words of his name come through my head. My opponent this week.
Kuk Killswitch:"People have said that you are too old for this business. You are a washed up has been. You are a waste of TV time. You know what's funny though? I hear the same thing said about myself sometimes. I will be thirty seven next month. Thirty FUCKING Seven years old! How old are you Madd Katt? I don't even know. But you have to be in your Forties. I feel the pain man. I do. I know you are a man who likes to prove the critiques wrong. Prove everyone that you still got it. We are alike in that aspect. Both trying to prove to the World that we still got what it takes to roll with the big dogs."
I look up slowly at the camera. Dramatic effect my friends.
Kuk Killswitch:"But then......we have our differences. You, trying to fight to destroy the Age of Arrogance. Me, on the side of the Arrogance. Everybody knew we would eventually have to come to a match. Madd Katt versus Kuk Killswitch. The time is here. It has come. It is now. We now must go head to head this week. Your'e trying to take out a member of AoA. Me......well according to Drake Hunter, my so called 'leader', I am fighting for my spot in AoA."
I start to get a little irritated. Drake Hunter....pisses me the fuck off sometimes.
Kuk Killswitch:"You see, Drake has this idea of him being the best.....ever! But you see, I don't think he is. And that is a big problem. When you are on a team with somebody and the guy who is supposed to be the leader is putting everyone below himself on purpose....that creates a problem. When the so called leader let's the guy who took your title flaunt it around in front of your face and eggs him on......that creates a fucking problem. When your so called leader tells you that you are the weakest link of the group......that creates the biggest problem! Drake Hunter is slowly trying to push my fucking buttons. Trying to piss me off. And I think I know why. Drake Hunter wants to piss me off because he knows an Angry Killswitch is a dangerous Killswitch. He thinks that if he pisses me off, I will go out there and destroy any possible thing that stands in the way of AoA. But the thing is, eventually Drake, you have to meet the monster."
I brush off the madness. Don't need that shit. I take a few deep breaths, then calm my nerves. I continue with a cool and collected head.
Kuk Killswitch:"Since I have lost my X-Core title, I have been doing nothing. Nothing but being the AoA's go to guy for beatdowns and tag team matches. Nothing more, nothing less. I haven't been given the chance to do something. I want my DAMN chance...."
I laugh. A small chuckle really, but still a laugh.
Kuk Killswitch:"That bring's me back to you Madd Katt. I don't want to hurt you, I NEED to hurt you. Because in order to get what I want, I have to prove to people that I deserve it. And to think that I might have done that already, but nooooooo, people don't think I have. So, this week isn't personal Madd Katt, this week is purely business. I'm actually very happy that this is a normal match. Because EVERYBODY seems to think that the only way I can do anything is with a fucking weapon in my hand! Last week I took on two members of Iconic Aggression on my own. And I didn't lose! But no, let's not give Kuk Killswitch a title shot. Let's not give Kuk Killswitch a chance at anything other then the lower mid card zone. Let's just ignore the guy and let AoA continue to use him as their workhorse."
I snort. Disgusted at Management. Very reason I joined AoA. Taking over this place would truly change some history. And some positions on the roster.
Kuk Killswitch:"I can't wait to step in the ring with you Madd Katt. It will be truly great. I can't wait to rip that stupid smile off your face and shove it down your throat! I can't wait to show these imbeciles in management what Kuk Killswitch can do by himself against a Living Legend. And if this doesn't impress somebody......I hear the color red calling....."
I begin to laugh as the light flickers again. I slowly begin to calm the laugh down before coming to a complete halt with it. I look into the camera and flash an evil smile. I then click the light off and sit back down in the darkness. All alone, all by myself. The scene slowly fades out as we hear.....
Kuk Killswitch:"Soft Kitty Warm kitty.....Little Ball of Fur.......Happy Kitty........Sleepy Kitty...........Purr purr purr............"
