Post by Johnny Clash on Jun 4, 2013 23:59:09 GMT -5
[Johnny Clash is walking backstage wheeling his bag with his hair slicked back and a navy blue v-neck and ripped up jeans as the crowd cheers. His new long hair is slicked back as he suddenly stops dead in his tracks. He looks up and takes a deep breath. He looks over to his right where Jay Wyatt is standing with a microphone]
Johnny Clash: Yes Jay?
Jay Wyatt: Uhh... umm. Good evening Johnny.. can I get an interview quick?
[Johnny smirks and puts his bag down. He puts the handle in Jay’s hand]
Johnny Clash: No... but you can take my bag to my room. Thanks sport
[Johnny walks off laughing]
Thomas Simon: Johnny Clash is in the house folks!
Jake Cage: Oh boy is he, remember that time I hit him in the gonads with a t-shirt gun?
Thomas Simon: Yeah I wouldn’t bring that back up when he comes out here
[The lights flicker as the beginning of Red’s “Perfect Life” Hits. The fans cheer as Johnny walks out onto the ramp. He cracks his neck and smirks as he begins to walk down the ramp. He steps up onto the steel steps and climbs in the ring. He looks at Honey Winters as she fumbles with the microphone in her hand]
Johnny Clash: Go on..
Honey Winters: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, Joh..
Johnny Clash: No no, you’re doing it wrong
[Johnny takes the microphone from Honey and stands in the middle of the ring with his hand raised up to the ceiling]
Johnny Clash: Ladies and Gentlemen, but mostly the ladies. Now introducing your former MPW World Heavyweight Champion and newly single... call me.... handsome, sexy, hero... JOHNNNYYY CLASHHHHHH
[The crowd cheers as Johnny puts his arm down with a smirk]
Johnny Clash: Man does it feel good to be back in an MPW ring after such a long absence. The last time you saw me compete in the MPW was at Road 2 Glory where I defeated my former TWI tag team partner, Rage in a Hell in a Cell match to end his career
[The fans cheer]
Johnny Clash: The only problem is, I didn’t retire him from the business. You see Rage went over and got on his knees and plead for William J Rockefeller to give him a job with the MPW and what did he do... he drove it to the ground just like he does best
Thomas Simon: how did Rage drive it to the ground?
Johnny Clash: Rage drove WWO to the ground by getting involved with Rockefeller. He needed the big name to set him on the same level as MPW. Little did he know, it’s still all the way down here
[Johnny points to the floor]
Johnny Clash: Rockefeller doomed his company by meddling in MPW company business. Did you really think Willy boy that Johnny Clash would leave his home in MPW to come work for your little impact zone?
[The fans cheer]
Jake Cage: What’s an impact Zone?
Thomas Simon: i have no idea
Johnny Clash: You wanted a war and you got one. The lines have been drawn and I fired the first show just like I said last week on TNT. Just know what you’re sticking your large bulbous nose in. Johnny Clash doesn’t back down until he gets what he wants. Just ask my darling now ex wife.
Thomas Simon: He has to go there huh
Johnny Clash: So William just know, I am soon to be the next MPW Champion and I will be leading my troops of Superstars in to the WWO in the near future.
Jake Cage: What does WWO Stand for? Wild Willies Oreos?
Thomas Simon: Just sit there and be quite cage
Johnny Clash: and Speaking of the World Title.. An Elimination Chamber. One of the most brutal demonic structures in the industry. Six competitors walk in, get trapped in glass pods where there is no escape until the buzzer goes off. The luck of the draw decides your fate. You could be first and you could be last. Either way, the strong will survive and the weak will fall
Thomas Simon: it will be the first Elimination Chamber in company history
Johnny Clash: That brings me to this week on TNT. I will be teaming with a man who I can’t say I have seen eye to eye with.. Kuk Killswitch
[The fans give a mixed reaction but mostly cheers]
Johnny Clash: We put whatever dislike we had towards each other in the past behind us and agreed to go out there next week and prove that we can coexist better than Bliss and Madd Katt and better than the Tag Team Champions, Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze
[Johnny paces around and leans on the ropes]
Johnny Clash: I wonder what Jackson and Bliss will do during this match. Will the two love birds run off and renew their vows? Or will Bliss not be able to compete because she has Jacksons Demon seed inside her stomach
[Johnny pauses a second]
Johnny Clash: Wait no... the demon seed entered her stomach but from her Mouth.
Thomas Simon: OHHH WOW
Jake Cage: I guess she likes to eat seeds huh.. i prefer sunflower seeds
Johnny Clash: Im sick and tired of hearing Bliss come out here week in and week out and complaining about something or other. Bliss heres some advice, enjoy life a little bit. You don’t need to constantly be naggy and annoying. Shove a god damn tampon up your twat and please Shut the HELLLL Up.
Fans: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Johnny Clash: I mean at this point it might take an entire paper towel roll but thats besides the point.
Jake Cage: wow.. Even I get that one
Johnny Clash: And Jackson, come on man. You need to get a woman drunk in order for her to marry you? That’s pathetic. I mean I didn’t even need to get my ex wife Laura drunk to marry me.. but then again she was easy.
Thomas Simon: Another cheap shot
Johnny Clash: Jackson you can’t really talk shit since you have never beaten me. Granted I have never beaten you as well but it’s never too late to say ive pinned a Sin City and Tag Team Champion. Regardless I will go home and shine my trophy case which sits my MPW Championship.. where’s yours? Oh that’s right you couldn’t do what I did and beat Trey Baxter!
Thomas Simon: That was a grueling Three Stages of Hell match at our first pay per view High Stakes 2012
Johnny Clash: Which leads me to Trey Baxter. Yoohoo.. Trey over here!
[Johnny snaps his fingers at the camera]
Johnny Clash: Lift your head from the box of cheez its and put down the blunt for a second Trey and pay attention. You may have your claim to fame of beating me once. Well know this. You may have pulled out a cheap win on me but when it counted I defeated you. I defeated you for the World Title and it took a lot for your little boy toy Ash Soulsfate to take that title off me. And I’ll even admit it was a distraction to have these AOA goons at my side, they did nothing but make everything worse. So Trey if you want that title back you will have to get through me... AGAIN and im ready to take you to hell and back since we are the only former MPW World Champions in the Chamber match and in the Tag match at TNT. My eyes are set on the prize and you are the main obstacle in my way
[Johnny smiles for a second and shakes his head]
Johnny Clash: And then there is one more man in this match next week who I can’t believe is even back. Mr. Madd Katt
[The fans pop for Madd Katt’s name]
Johnny Clash: The man who trained me, the man who taught me almost everything I knew to get into this business. The man who is respected by wrestling fans and legends everywhere. The man who held the WEW Championship for a record 256 days. You would think that Madd Katt is getting a little old so he should stop competing. The only thing wrong with him still competing is that he has to team with Bliss. Watch your pants Madd Katt, they may be around your ankles halfway through the match with Bliss latched on like a leech. I don’t think either of your wives would appreciate that
Jake Cage: Boy did we miss having Johnny around here
Johnny Clash: But don’t count Madd Katt out of the Elimination Chamber because he is old. The man is a former 4 time WEW X-Treme Championship and once fought in a Triple Cage match for over an hour. I was backstage watching in awe as he got slammed down from the top cage to the bottom cage and walked away to talk about it. The man has resilience but it’s a shame that if it comes to it, I will have to pin him to win it for me and Kuker.
[Johnny walks back to the center of the ring]
Johnny Clash: I won’t stop until I am MPW Champion yet again. That title needs to come home and when I say home I mean to my NEW YORK HOUSE. I am back home and I am back to being Johnny Clash. No more nagging woman to bring me down. So I have said this before and I will say it again for old times sake..
Thomas Simon: I used to mark out for this line all the time back in NYCCW
Jake Cage: Woeee, keep it kayfabe Thomas
Johnny Clash: My name is Johnny Clash... and I don’t fear you... I fear
[Johnny holds the microphone up to the crowd who says]
Crowd: FOR YOU!
Johnny Clash: and I bleed purple
[Johnny drops the microphone as Red’s Perfect Life hits and he walks out of the ring and back up the ramp]
Johnny Clash: Yes Jay?
Jay Wyatt: Uhh... umm. Good evening Johnny.. can I get an interview quick?
[Johnny smirks and puts his bag down. He puts the handle in Jay’s hand]
Johnny Clash: No... but you can take my bag to my room. Thanks sport
[Johnny walks off laughing]
Thomas Simon: Johnny Clash is in the house folks!
Jake Cage: Oh boy is he, remember that time I hit him in the gonads with a t-shirt gun?
Thomas Simon: Yeah I wouldn’t bring that back up when he comes out here
[The lights flicker as the beginning of Red’s “Perfect Life” Hits. The fans cheer as Johnny walks out onto the ramp. He cracks his neck and smirks as he begins to walk down the ramp. He steps up onto the steel steps and climbs in the ring. He looks at Honey Winters as she fumbles with the microphone in her hand]
Johnny Clash: Go on..
Honey Winters: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, Joh..
Johnny Clash: No no, you’re doing it wrong
[Johnny takes the microphone from Honey and stands in the middle of the ring with his hand raised up to the ceiling]
Johnny Clash: Ladies and Gentlemen, but mostly the ladies. Now introducing your former MPW World Heavyweight Champion and newly single... call me.... handsome, sexy, hero... JOHNNNYYY CLASHHHHHH
[The crowd cheers as Johnny puts his arm down with a smirk]
Johnny Clash: Man does it feel good to be back in an MPW ring after such a long absence. The last time you saw me compete in the MPW was at Road 2 Glory where I defeated my former TWI tag team partner, Rage in a Hell in a Cell match to end his career
[The fans cheer]
Johnny Clash: The only problem is, I didn’t retire him from the business. You see Rage went over and got on his knees and plead for William J Rockefeller to give him a job with the MPW and what did he do... he drove it to the ground just like he does best
Thomas Simon: how did Rage drive it to the ground?
Johnny Clash: Rage drove WWO to the ground by getting involved with Rockefeller. He needed the big name to set him on the same level as MPW. Little did he know, it’s still all the way down here
[Johnny points to the floor]
Johnny Clash: Rockefeller doomed his company by meddling in MPW company business. Did you really think Willy boy that Johnny Clash would leave his home in MPW to come work for your little impact zone?
[The fans cheer]
Jake Cage: What’s an impact Zone?
Thomas Simon: i have no idea
Johnny Clash: You wanted a war and you got one. The lines have been drawn and I fired the first show just like I said last week on TNT. Just know what you’re sticking your large bulbous nose in. Johnny Clash doesn’t back down until he gets what he wants. Just ask my darling now ex wife.
Thomas Simon: He has to go there huh
Johnny Clash: So William just know, I am soon to be the next MPW Champion and I will be leading my troops of Superstars in to the WWO in the near future.
Jake Cage: What does WWO Stand for? Wild Willies Oreos?
Thomas Simon: Just sit there and be quite cage
Johnny Clash: and Speaking of the World Title.. An Elimination Chamber. One of the most brutal demonic structures in the industry. Six competitors walk in, get trapped in glass pods where there is no escape until the buzzer goes off. The luck of the draw decides your fate. You could be first and you could be last. Either way, the strong will survive and the weak will fall
Thomas Simon: it will be the first Elimination Chamber in company history
Johnny Clash: That brings me to this week on TNT. I will be teaming with a man who I can’t say I have seen eye to eye with.. Kuk Killswitch
[The fans give a mixed reaction but mostly cheers]
Johnny Clash: We put whatever dislike we had towards each other in the past behind us and agreed to go out there next week and prove that we can coexist better than Bliss and Madd Katt and better than the Tag Team Champions, Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze
[Johnny paces around and leans on the ropes]
Johnny Clash: I wonder what Jackson and Bliss will do during this match. Will the two love birds run off and renew their vows? Or will Bliss not be able to compete because she has Jacksons Demon seed inside her stomach
[Johnny pauses a second]
Johnny Clash: Wait no... the demon seed entered her stomach but from her Mouth.
Thomas Simon: OHHH WOW
Jake Cage: I guess she likes to eat seeds huh.. i prefer sunflower seeds
Johnny Clash: Im sick and tired of hearing Bliss come out here week in and week out and complaining about something or other. Bliss heres some advice, enjoy life a little bit. You don’t need to constantly be naggy and annoying. Shove a god damn tampon up your twat and please Shut the HELLLL Up.
Fans: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Johnny Clash: I mean at this point it might take an entire paper towel roll but thats besides the point.
Jake Cage: wow.. Even I get that one
Johnny Clash: And Jackson, come on man. You need to get a woman drunk in order for her to marry you? That’s pathetic. I mean I didn’t even need to get my ex wife Laura drunk to marry me.. but then again she was easy.
Thomas Simon: Another cheap shot
Johnny Clash: Jackson you can’t really talk shit since you have never beaten me. Granted I have never beaten you as well but it’s never too late to say ive pinned a Sin City and Tag Team Champion. Regardless I will go home and shine my trophy case which sits my MPW Championship.. where’s yours? Oh that’s right you couldn’t do what I did and beat Trey Baxter!
Thomas Simon: That was a grueling Three Stages of Hell match at our first pay per view High Stakes 2012
Johnny Clash: Which leads me to Trey Baxter. Yoohoo.. Trey over here!
[Johnny snaps his fingers at the camera]
Johnny Clash: Lift your head from the box of cheez its and put down the blunt for a second Trey and pay attention. You may have your claim to fame of beating me once. Well know this. You may have pulled out a cheap win on me but when it counted I defeated you. I defeated you for the World Title and it took a lot for your little boy toy Ash Soulsfate to take that title off me. And I’ll even admit it was a distraction to have these AOA goons at my side, they did nothing but make everything worse. So Trey if you want that title back you will have to get through me... AGAIN and im ready to take you to hell and back since we are the only former MPW World Champions in the Chamber match and in the Tag match at TNT. My eyes are set on the prize and you are the main obstacle in my way
[Johnny smiles for a second and shakes his head]
Johnny Clash: And then there is one more man in this match next week who I can’t believe is even back. Mr. Madd Katt
[The fans pop for Madd Katt’s name]
Johnny Clash: The man who trained me, the man who taught me almost everything I knew to get into this business. The man who is respected by wrestling fans and legends everywhere. The man who held the WEW Championship for a record 256 days. You would think that Madd Katt is getting a little old so he should stop competing. The only thing wrong with him still competing is that he has to team with Bliss. Watch your pants Madd Katt, they may be around your ankles halfway through the match with Bliss latched on like a leech. I don’t think either of your wives would appreciate that
Jake Cage: Boy did we miss having Johnny around here
Johnny Clash: But don’t count Madd Katt out of the Elimination Chamber because he is old. The man is a former 4 time WEW X-Treme Championship and once fought in a Triple Cage match for over an hour. I was backstage watching in awe as he got slammed down from the top cage to the bottom cage and walked away to talk about it. The man has resilience but it’s a shame that if it comes to it, I will have to pin him to win it for me and Kuker.
[Johnny walks back to the center of the ring]
Johnny Clash: I won’t stop until I am MPW Champion yet again. That title needs to come home and when I say home I mean to my NEW YORK HOUSE. I am back home and I am back to being Johnny Clash. No more nagging woman to bring me down. So I have said this before and I will say it again for old times sake..
Thomas Simon: I used to mark out for this line all the time back in NYCCW
Jake Cage: Woeee, keep it kayfabe Thomas
Johnny Clash: My name is Johnny Clash... and I don’t fear you... I fear
[Johnny holds the microphone up to the crowd who says]
Crowd: FOR YOU!
Johnny Clash: and I bleed purple
[Johnny drops the microphone as Red’s Perfect Life hits and he walks out of the ring and back up the ramp]
