Post by Kurt Newman on Jul 20, 2012 20:58:05 GMT -5
~The scene begins as I’m working out in my own personal gym in downtown Chicago. As the camera circles around the room, you can see it’s a basic gym. You got your weights, you got your pull up bar, and you got a padded mat covering the entire ground. A single fan moves from side to side, trying to keep the room cool from the 100 degree weather that engulfs the outside of the room. It’s still a hot one inside the room though as I do pushups in the center of the room. Shirtless and wearing blue shorts, the sweat pours out of my pores and covers my body, forming rain droplets that fall off my skin and hit the mat below me. Wiggles, my dog, lays in the corner of the room, watching me in my motion of pushing myself up, and then bringing myself down, only inches away from the mat.
~I’ve been working out now for the past three hours nonstop. The next couple of weeks are going to be huge for me, and I need to be at top physical shape to beat Blaze and win the Roll of the Dice Tournament. Blaze isn’t a push over, he knows how to wrestle. One wrong move or one second to slow and the match could be over. Blaze is being too cocky though against me. He doesn’t know what I’ve done in the ring, he doesn’t know the sacrifices I’ve made. He doesn’t know Kurt Newman, which gives me an advantage.
~Got to keep focus. Keep my mind on the prize. Push yourself Kurt. Prove to everyone that you’re just not talk……that you can back up your words also.
~I look up from the ground and notice Wiggles looking at me from across the room. He seems lonely, just watching me. Probably wondering what the hell I’m doing. I continue my pushups as I talk to Wiggles.
Kurt Newman: “What you looking at Wigs?”
~Wigs just looks at me with his doggie face.
Kurt Newman: “I’m just working out that’s all. I’m going to be facing off against a guy who calls himself a Bastard.”
Wiggles: “……………….”
Kurt Newman: “I know right? He couldn’t think up a better nickname? I could name 20 better nicknames for for him if he wanted me to. Like……like…….Smokin Blaze if he was into the weed deal. Or Jackson ‘Picture Perfect’ Blaze……..Jackson ‘Silver Tongue’ Blaze or something simple like Jackson ‘Epic’ Blaze. Out of all the nick names he had to pick though, he had to use Bastard.”
Wiggles: “…………..”
Kurt Newman: “I know right. What’s wrong with America these days? I think it’s the whole gay marriage deal. First you got two people of the same gender getting married, then you got people proud of calling themselves bastards and dicks and douche bags and assholes. Next thing you know, you’re going to tell me that people think that their awesomer than I am.”
Wiggles: “…………….”
Kurt Newman: “Awesomer is so a word. Look it up in the dictionary. You’ll see my face right next to it.”
~I quickly move from pushups to crunches and begin to knock those out.
Wiggles: “……………”
Kurt Newman: “Yeah, Blaze is the one that’s dating Bliss now.”
Wiggles: “………….”
Kurt Newman: “I have no idea what she sees in him. The guy is a no talent hack that’s got the personality of a Step Up movie. Plenty of bright and flashy movement, but the entire movie makes no sense, terrible acting, and it pretty much sucks.”
Wiggles: “…………”
Kurt Newman: “That’s true, she is Canadian. Doesn’t take much to please them. He probably tells her that Hockey is an awesome sport and that he loves to listen to Justin Bieber. We all know that both suck though.”
Wiggles: “………….”
Kurt Newman: “You know, the only reason why he’s on the cover of MPW magazine for this month is because he was on the roster at the time when they were choosing and I hadn’t even signed up to MPW yet. Do you think they would really want to put Blazes ugly mug of a face on the magazine cover and not mine? Besides, I’ve been on bigger magazine covers than MPW. Such magazines like Vanity Fair
Kurt Newman: “Rolling Stone.”
Kurt Newman: “GQ.”
Kurt Newman: “Sports Illustrated.”
Kurt Newman: “And many more magazines around the world. So Blaze can have his 15 minutes of fame of being on the cover of a magazine. I’ll be on the cover next month and I’ll double the sells off that magazine.”
Wiggles: “…………”
Kurt Newman: “You talking about Blaze being number one for the wrestler of the week. I’ll tell you the truth, the Number One spot for the wrestler of the week should have been Aiden Gaine for actually winning a match against talented wrestlers and being named a contender for the North American Championship belt…..not some guy that won against some C list hacks in a tag team match. So who ever came up with the rankings……I’m hoping upper management saw this travesty and talks some sense to the guys who do the rankings because I bet fans saw this and were out raged.”
Wiggles: “………….”
Kurt Newman: “The quote of the week is one of the easiest things to get Wigs, it pretty much means nothing. Anyone can get it. It’s like one of those gold stars that they use to give out to kindergarteners for behaving themselves. His quote wasn’t that good anyways…..I got better farts than the quote that Blaze made. You want a quote of the week? I’ll give MPW a quote of the week…..*Cough, Cough, Cough*……..Blaze, you’re nothing more than a talentless hack who’s getting my dirty seconds by bumping uglies with Bliss. By the way, how is it in the land down under with Bliss? Because I know I stretched that thing out by the time that we stopped seeing each other.”
~I quickly get to my feet and walk over to the camera with a smile on my face and address Bliss through the TV screen.
Kurt Newman: “Sorry Bliss, nothing personal. I just can’t stand douche bags and your new boyfriend is a totally douche.”
~I give the camera a wink before going over to the pull up bar and begin to push out some pulls ups with ease.
Kurt Newman: “Did you see the match rankings for last week’s show?”
Wiggles: “……….”
Kurt Newman: “His tag team match had a B rating while mine was a B plus. So it just proves right there that I’m the better wrestler. I was the highlight of my match. Only reason why it wasn’t an A plus match was because the other guys brought the score down.”
Wiggles: “……………….”
Kurt Newman: “Blaze could say the same thing, yes, but even if he was at the top of his game during his match, his skills should of bumped up the match to a B plus. So if he can only pull out a B in a tag team match against a bunch of losers, what can he do against a guy that single handedly brought a match that was supposed to be a grade C match and bumped it up to a B plus match.”
Wiggles: “…………………..”
Kurt Newman: “I have no idea what banner he was talking about anyways?”
Wiggles: “……………………”
~I pause on the bar in the down position and look over at Wiggles.
Kurt Newman: “Sssshhh, people aren’t supposed to know this isn’t real, and that we’re all just made up character that nerds made up who live in their parents basement, eating Cheetos all day, and playing on an Xbox instead of looking for a job and doing something with their lives. If people knew this information in the role-playing world, their brains would explode. It would be fucking chaos on the streets, an ass load of destruction, and massive orgies all over the streets……..doesn’t sound too bad now that I think about it.”
~I quickly resume my pulls ups as I address Wiggles.
Kurt Newman: “Calling my banner gay though……. this is why Blaze has no creativity. Anyone can say that their opponent is gay. I could say Blaze is gay because of his long hair. I mean this isn’t the 70’s anymore bro, get a haircut before I start throwing out 80’s hair bands that wore spandex, makeup, and poofed their hair up to make themselves more look hookers. If you saw Blaze from behind, your first impression would be that he was a chick. I bet he keeps his hair long for those nights where he cross dresses and roams the streets of Las Vegas and gives BJ’s for 20 bucks. I could say something like that…..but I know that none of that shit is true. If it was, I wouldn’t care. If that’s how he wants to live his life, that’s fine with me. All I ask is to just wear some gloves in the match because I don’t want to be catching anything from you because I have no idea where those hands have been.”
Wiggles: “…………………….”
Kurt Newman: “Those are some touching words Wiggles. Using the gay slur though is one of the cheapest things a wrestler can say about another wrestler, mostly because they can’t think of anything else to say about their competitor, so they use one of the most over used statements in wrestling. Besides, we’re two guys who are almost naked and wrestling in the middle of the ring…..what we’re doing in the ring is boarder line, to mostly, gay anyways.”
~I give out one last lift on the bar before jumping off the bar and taking a break. I walk over to a nearby bench and pick up a towel.
Kurt Newman: “I’m pumped for this match though. Blaze is a good wrestler. He won’t say the same about me but I can tell he does. He’ll be able to finally face off against a real competitor and not some chumps who MPW just picked off the streets to fill up roster space. He’s facing off against a multi World Champion who’s wrestled all around the world, homing in on his skills to prove that he is the best in wrestling today and who will win the first ever Roll of the Dice Tournament in MPW history. It’s simple though. Blaze doesn’t have what it takes to stop me because he doesn’t have the skills, doesn’t have the heart, doesn’t have the soul, and doesn’t have it in him to defeat me. I’m going to show that Blaze is nothing more than an over hyped individual who can’t back up his statements after I give him a reality check by slapping the living shit out of him. His fifteen minutes of fame here in MPW are going to be up once I hit him with the most dangerous finisher MPW has ever seen with the Gemini Driver.”
Wiggles: “……………….”
Kurt Newman: “You want to go for a walk?”
~Wiggles gets a smile on his face as he raises his head. His tail begins to move from side to side as he stands up and runs over to me. I give a smile as I bend down and rub behind his ears.
Kurt Newman: “Ok. Let’s go for a walk.”
~I slowly make my way over to the camera and I’m about to shut it off but pause a minute as I look into the camera.
Kurt Newman: “Blaze, I just want you to think about this next time you bump uglies with Bliss. When she shuts her eyes, do you think she’s thinking about you……or do you think she’s thinking about me.”
~A give a smile, showing off my pearly whites, before turning the camera off.
~End Scene.
~I’ve been working out now for the past three hours nonstop. The next couple of weeks are going to be huge for me, and I need to be at top physical shape to beat Blaze and win the Roll of the Dice Tournament. Blaze isn’t a push over, he knows how to wrestle. One wrong move or one second to slow and the match could be over. Blaze is being too cocky though against me. He doesn’t know what I’ve done in the ring, he doesn’t know the sacrifices I’ve made. He doesn’t know Kurt Newman, which gives me an advantage.
~Got to keep focus. Keep my mind on the prize. Push yourself Kurt. Prove to everyone that you’re just not talk……that you can back up your words also.
~I look up from the ground and notice Wiggles looking at me from across the room. He seems lonely, just watching me. Probably wondering what the hell I’m doing. I continue my pushups as I talk to Wiggles.
Kurt Newman: “What you looking at Wigs?”
~Wigs just looks at me with his doggie face.
Kurt Newman: “I’m just working out that’s all. I’m going to be facing off against a guy who calls himself a Bastard.”
Wiggles: “……………….”
Kurt Newman: “I know right? He couldn’t think up a better nickname? I could name 20 better nicknames for for him if he wanted me to. Like……like…….Smokin Blaze if he was into the weed deal. Or Jackson ‘Picture Perfect’ Blaze……..Jackson ‘Silver Tongue’ Blaze or something simple like Jackson ‘Epic’ Blaze. Out of all the nick names he had to pick though, he had to use Bastard.”
Wiggles: “…………..”
Kurt Newman: “I know right. What’s wrong with America these days? I think it’s the whole gay marriage deal. First you got two people of the same gender getting married, then you got people proud of calling themselves bastards and dicks and douche bags and assholes. Next thing you know, you’re going to tell me that people think that their awesomer than I am.”
Wiggles: “…………….”
Kurt Newman: “Awesomer is so a word. Look it up in the dictionary. You’ll see my face right next to it.”
~I quickly move from pushups to crunches and begin to knock those out.
Wiggles: “……………”
Kurt Newman: “Yeah, Blaze is the one that’s dating Bliss now.”
Wiggles: “………….”
Kurt Newman: “I have no idea what she sees in him. The guy is a no talent hack that’s got the personality of a Step Up movie. Plenty of bright and flashy movement, but the entire movie makes no sense, terrible acting, and it pretty much sucks.”
Wiggles: “…………”
Kurt Newman: “That’s true, she is Canadian. Doesn’t take much to please them. He probably tells her that Hockey is an awesome sport and that he loves to listen to Justin Bieber. We all know that both suck though.”
Wiggles: “………….”
Kurt Newman: “You know, the only reason why he’s on the cover of MPW magazine for this month is because he was on the roster at the time when they were choosing and I hadn’t even signed up to MPW yet. Do you think they would really want to put Blazes ugly mug of a face on the magazine cover and not mine? Besides, I’ve been on bigger magazine covers than MPW. Such magazines like Vanity Fair
Kurt Newman: “Rolling Stone.”
Kurt Newman: “GQ.”
Kurt Newman: “Sports Illustrated.”
Kurt Newman: “And many more magazines around the world. So Blaze can have his 15 minutes of fame of being on the cover of a magazine. I’ll be on the cover next month and I’ll double the sells off that magazine.”
Wiggles: “…………”
Kurt Newman: “You talking about Blaze being number one for the wrestler of the week. I’ll tell you the truth, the Number One spot for the wrestler of the week should have been Aiden Gaine for actually winning a match against talented wrestlers and being named a contender for the North American Championship belt…..not some guy that won against some C list hacks in a tag team match. So who ever came up with the rankings……I’m hoping upper management saw this travesty and talks some sense to the guys who do the rankings because I bet fans saw this and were out raged.”
Wiggles: “………….”
Kurt Newman: “The quote of the week is one of the easiest things to get Wigs, it pretty much means nothing. Anyone can get it. It’s like one of those gold stars that they use to give out to kindergarteners for behaving themselves. His quote wasn’t that good anyways…..I got better farts than the quote that Blaze made. You want a quote of the week? I’ll give MPW a quote of the week…..*Cough, Cough, Cough*……..Blaze, you’re nothing more than a talentless hack who’s getting my dirty seconds by bumping uglies with Bliss. By the way, how is it in the land down under with Bliss? Because I know I stretched that thing out by the time that we stopped seeing each other.”
~I quickly get to my feet and walk over to the camera with a smile on my face and address Bliss through the TV screen.
Kurt Newman: “Sorry Bliss, nothing personal. I just can’t stand douche bags and your new boyfriend is a totally douche.”
~I give the camera a wink before going over to the pull up bar and begin to push out some pulls ups with ease.
Kurt Newman: “Did you see the match rankings for last week’s show?”
Wiggles: “……….”
Kurt Newman: “His tag team match had a B rating while mine was a B plus. So it just proves right there that I’m the better wrestler. I was the highlight of my match. Only reason why it wasn’t an A plus match was because the other guys brought the score down.”
Wiggles: “……………….”
Kurt Newman: “Blaze could say the same thing, yes, but even if he was at the top of his game during his match, his skills should of bumped up the match to a B plus. So if he can only pull out a B in a tag team match against a bunch of losers, what can he do against a guy that single handedly brought a match that was supposed to be a grade C match and bumped it up to a B plus match.”
Wiggles: “…………………..”
Kurt Newman: “I have no idea what banner he was talking about anyways?”
Wiggles: “……………………”
~I pause on the bar in the down position and look over at Wiggles.
Kurt Newman: “Sssshhh, people aren’t supposed to know this isn’t real, and that we’re all just made up character that nerds made up who live in their parents basement, eating Cheetos all day, and playing on an Xbox instead of looking for a job and doing something with their lives. If people knew this information in the role-playing world, their brains would explode. It would be fucking chaos on the streets, an ass load of destruction, and massive orgies all over the streets……..doesn’t sound too bad now that I think about it.”
~I quickly resume my pulls ups as I address Wiggles.
Kurt Newman: “Calling my banner gay though……. this is why Blaze has no creativity. Anyone can say that their opponent is gay. I could say Blaze is gay because of his long hair. I mean this isn’t the 70’s anymore bro, get a haircut before I start throwing out 80’s hair bands that wore spandex, makeup, and poofed their hair up to make themselves more look hookers. If you saw Blaze from behind, your first impression would be that he was a chick. I bet he keeps his hair long for those nights where he cross dresses and roams the streets of Las Vegas and gives BJ’s for 20 bucks. I could say something like that…..but I know that none of that shit is true. If it was, I wouldn’t care. If that’s how he wants to live his life, that’s fine with me. All I ask is to just wear some gloves in the match because I don’t want to be catching anything from you because I have no idea where those hands have been.”
Wiggles: “…………………….”
Kurt Newman: “Those are some touching words Wiggles. Using the gay slur though is one of the cheapest things a wrestler can say about another wrestler, mostly because they can’t think of anything else to say about their competitor, so they use one of the most over used statements in wrestling. Besides, we’re two guys who are almost naked and wrestling in the middle of the ring…..what we’re doing in the ring is boarder line, to mostly, gay anyways.”
~I give out one last lift on the bar before jumping off the bar and taking a break. I walk over to a nearby bench and pick up a towel.
Kurt Newman: “I’m pumped for this match though. Blaze is a good wrestler. He won’t say the same about me but I can tell he does. He’ll be able to finally face off against a real competitor and not some chumps who MPW just picked off the streets to fill up roster space. He’s facing off against a multi World Champion who’s wrestled all around the world, homing in on his skills to prove that he is the best in wrestling today and who will win the first ever Roll of the Dice Tournament in MPW history. It’s simple though. Blaze doesn’t have what it takes to stop me because he doesn’t have the skills, doesn’t have the heart, doesn’t have the soul, and doesn’t have it in him to defeat me. I’m going to show that Blaze is nothing more than an over hyped individual who can’t back up his statements after I give him a reality check by slapping the living shit out of him. His fifteen minutes of fame here in MPW are going to be up once I hit him with the most dangerous finisher MPW has ever seen with the Gemini Driver.”
Wiggles: “……………….”
Kurt Newman: “You want to go for a walk?”
~Wiggles gets a smile on his face as he raises his head. His tail begins to move from side to side as he stands up and runs over to me. I give a smile as I bend down and rub behind his ears.
Kurt Newman: “Ok. Let’s go for a walk.”
~I slowly make my way over to the camera and I’m about to shut it off but pause a minute as I look into the camera.
Kurt Newman: “Blaze, I just want you to think about this next time you bump uglies with Bliss. When she shuts her eyes, do you think she’s thinking about you……or do you think she’s thinking about me.”
~A give a smile, showing off my pearly whites, before turning the camera off.
~End Scene.
