Post by Johnny Clash on Jun 15, 2013 0:29:43 GMT -5
[The scene opens up in an office setting where phones are ringing and secretaries and business men in suits are working hard.]
Ms. Carlton: No no no you tell Mr. Rockefeller he will buy his tickets through a ticket outlet just like everyone else. I have strict orders from Mr. Herman not to let anyone in to this event without a ticket. ... No I don’t care how rich he is or if he owns... No. Ma’m I’m going to have to hang up on you now.
[The secretary goes back to her computer and types as a she looks up like she sees a ghost. She stands up and fixes her skirt as heels are heard walking towards her]
Ms. Carlton: Ms. Tavares it’s uhh... Nice to see you again.
[Laura stands there with no makeup, her hair a mess and sweatpants on. Her shirt is stained and she looks like she has been crying]
Laura Tavares: Cut the bullshit. I’m here for my things. Security said I have 15 minutes now get me a box
[Ms. Carlton smirks and opens her mouth to snap back at her former boss but instead gives her the last laugh one more time before walking her towards the copy room]
Ms. Carlton: There should be plenty of empty boxes in the copy room
[The copy machine sounds like it is firing off pages like crazy as one slips under the door. It is of a woman’s torso and her under boob area. Ms Carlton looks confused as Laura snatches it out of her hand and examines it. Ms. Carlton opens the door to the copy room as Johnny Clash is seen pants around his ankles laying the pipe down to a blonde MPW employee. Ms Carlton’s face turns white as Laura looks away from the paper and up at what is going on in the room. Her face scowls as Johnny looks at both of them.]
Johnny Clash: Oh sorry this room is taken.
[He takes a double take and realize that one is Laura]
Johnny Clash: Oh wow Laura. You look like shit. Did you gain weight?
[Laura’s face turns red in fury but Ms. Carlton puts her arm out to stop Laura from attacking]
Ms. Carlton: Um Mr. Clash... I umm... I just need a box.
Johnny Clash: go ahead theres one right here
[Johnny is still thrusting as the woman lays face down on the copier. Johnny kicks an empty box towards them and it lands on Laura’s head. Ms. Carlton takes it off Lauras head and guides her back outside]
Johnny Clash: Oh you can keep the door open I.... IMMMM. IMMMMMMMMMMMMM..... done.
[Johnny puts his pants back on and pats the woman he just obliterated the back]
Johnny Clash: You might want to get tested. I’ve been with that.
[Johnny points to Laura as Carlton slams the door shut before Laura can charge at them]
Ms. Carlton: Laura Honey... Go get your things and get out of here. He’s not worth your time
[Laura takes the box and walks away towards where her old office was. Johnny walks out of the room with a water bottle and his clothes back on. The woman walks out in front of him and he smacks her on her ass]
Johnny Clash: Get back to work. Don’t make me tell Mr. Herman you were wacking off.. I mean slacking off
[The girl winks at Johnny and walks back to her cubicle]
Johnny Clash: Hey Diane... Run her file. Is she 18?
Ms. Carlton: Johnny, you aren’t my boss anymore remember.
Johnny Clash: That’s not what you said last week when it was you on the copy machine
[Ms. Carlton whips around and puts her finger to his mouth]
Johnny Clash: What?
Ms. Carlton: No one can know about that it was one time and one time only. And your ex wife is here and she obviously looks like a wreck can you let her walk out of here in one piece please?
Johnny Clash: True true. I guess ill go talk to her calm her down
Ms. Carlton: Is that really the best idea?
Johnny Clash: be ready to dial security just incase
[Johnny looks at her and winks. She smirks and shakes her head at him back.]
Johnny Clash: What is that? You have something on your shirt..
[Ms. Carlton turns around back to Johnny and looks down. He grabs her boob and squeezes. He then turns around and walks away as she rolls her eyes. Johnny walks down the hall and he slaps a guys high five as they walk by]
Johnny Clash: Todd my man whats up!
Todd: Johnny! What did you just slap all over my hand?
Johnny Clash: Jessica in accounting.
[Todd looks at his hand in disgust as Johnny keeps walking. He finally turns in to an office that once had a name plate on it (which read Laura Tavares). He walks in and stands there as Laura is bent over behind the desk picking stuff up. Johnny makes a disgusted face at her as she pops up and jumps back not knowing someone was in there]
Laura Tavares: You scared the crap out of me. What the hell do you want. Are you done with your little hoochie?
Johnny Clash: Well I was done I don't know if she finis....
Laura Tavares: ENOUGH JOHNNY. Did you come in here just to torture me some more?
Johnny Clash: Well... Partially but seriously I came to help. Anything you need me to carry or help with?
Laura Tavares: No I’ll be fine. Thanks.
[Laura tries picking up a lamp and almost slips with it. Johnny catches it for her]
Johnny Clash: Let me bring this to your car for you. Stop being stubborn.
[Laura looks blankly at him but he leads her out of the office. She turns the light off behind her looking back at her former office one last time. This time it’s empty. They walk towards the elevator and past Ms. Carlton who sits at a giant oval desk below a big MPW Logo on the wall. She gives Johnny a “Good luck” look. They awkwardly wait for the elevator in silence as it dings]
Johnny Clash: After you..
[Laura steps in as does Johnny. He presses the button and they stand there apart from each other]
Laura Tavares: So you grew your hair long..
Johnny Clash: Yup always wanted to. I know you never liked it like this
Laura Tavares: doesn’t look bad.
[Johnny raises an eyebrow towards her as she stays looking forward. They get off on the bottom floor and walk past the receptionist]
Receptionist: Hey Johnny.
[She smiles at him and he winks at her. Laura gives her a look]
Laura Tavares: Her too huh?
[Johnny ignores her as they walk towards the parking lot. Laura goes towards her former parking spot right up front but sees a camaro in it’s spot]
Johnny Clash: Ohhhh yeah.. Thats uh... Thats uhhh the new girls spot.
[Laura just smirks keeping in her emotions as the two walk towards the back of the parking lot a hike away. She pops the trunk of an old beat up 1998 Nissan Altima. Johnny squints at it]
Johnny Clash: Are you borrowing someones car?
Laura Tavares: No I had to sell my car. It’s not easy being jobless and pay for a Los Angeles beach house
Johnny Clash: Ouch. Should have got a better lawyer
[Laura shoots him a look and he smiles nervously]
Johnny Clash: Heh uhhh so here’s your lamp..
[Johnny places it in the back seat and he opens the door for Laura to get in. He leans in towards her]
Johnny Clash: Wow wood interior... Haven’t seen that in a while. It’s nice
Laura Tavares: Fuck off
Johnny Clash: Oh come on. You know I’m just messing with you it’s how I talk to people you should know that by now.
Laura Tavares: Goodbye Johnny.
Johnny Clash: Alright. Goodbye.
[The two stare at each other as Laura’s eyes start to tear up]
Laura Tavares: And good luck
Johnny Clash: With?
Laura Tavares: The Elimination Chamber match. I’m rooting for you.
Johnny Clash: Are you now? Why is that
Laura Tavares: Because you deserve it. You put this company first for almost a year. You have done things for this company that no one ever will. Your heart is in the right spot but unfortunately it’s for wrestling and not for anything else.
Johnny Clash: Hmm... I was just told yesterday my heart is down... Nevermind
Laura Tavares: well just know I’ll be watching and I am pulling for you to get the win. That’s all
Johnny Clash: wow... Uh.. Thanks.
[Laura and Johnny have an awkward stare off as their faces move closer to each other. Their eyes close and Johnny is leaning in the car towards her face. His eyes open and he sniffs the air]
Johnny Clash: Did you eat white castle in here? Damn now I’m in the mood. Wonder if Kuk will split a crave case with me... Alright so see ya!
[Laura opens her eyes and Johnny closes the door and stands there waving as Laura drives away on the verge of tears. Johnny takes his phone out and walks back towards the building]
Johnny Clash: Yo Kuker... Meet me at White Castle in 15...
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[Later that night Johnny is seen driving around Vegas in his Dodge Challenger killing time before heading to the airport to fly to Boston. He looks up and sees a Billboard right off the highway for WWO Wreckage which is half complete.]
Johnny Clash: Alright you want to play this game........
[Johnny takes out his cell phone and makes a call]
Johnny Clash: Gene. How fast can you print up a billboard
[Johnny pauses then laughs]
Johnny Clash: Yes an entire Billboard..... Ok. Ok. Really? That soon? Okay meet me outside the 1-455 in two hours then. We have some work to do
[Johnny hangs up his phone and laughs to himself]
--------2 Hours Later----------
[Johnny is sitting on top of his car waiting as it gets darker. A big truck pulls up and Johnny slides off the hood. He walks to the car where a taller big man walks out in a jumpsuit and hat]
Johnny Clash: Gene my man!
Gene: You are crazy Johnny. Are we covering that?
Johnny Clash: bet your ass we are
Gene: Alright. But If I lose my job over this I expect a check in the mail every other week
Johnny Clash: Deal!
[Johnny starts climbing the long ladder to the top of the billboard. He looks down and his eyes widen]
Johnny Clash: Wow, thats a bigger fall than Ash’s Career... Badum CH!
[The workers use a cherry picker to hoist their equipment and themselves up]
Gene: You didn’t have to climb you know..
[They strap themselves in with a safety harness and get to work. An few hours of working.. They finally seal the billboard and Johnny gives Gene a high five. They move back down to the ground. Johnny steps back and looks up. The Billboard is half of Johnny’s face with the Uprising Logo and an Elimination Chamber chain behind him. The Tagline Reads “Uprising June 13th 2013... The REAL Wreckage is HERE!”]
Johnny Clash: Wow it’s beautiful
Gene: We did a damn good job on such short notice
Johnny Clash: I have to call my guy in Toronto to place one right outside the Soho Metropolitan hotel. So when my ex girlfriend is fucking her new business man boring lame o boyfriend she can see my face smiling back at her
Gene: Well good luck with that
[Gene reaches out his hand for payment. Johnny looks through his wallet. He looks at a credit card]
Johnny Clash: Here this one should still be good
Gene: Are you sure... It reads Laura Tavares on it...
Johnny Clash: And I’m still authorized to use it. And tip yourself well.
[Johnny steps back and marvels at his work. The truck pulls away and he heads back to his car. His phone starts to ring]
Johnny Clash: Hello?
[The voice comes through the car speakers]
Mom: Johnny it’s your mother.
Johnny Clash: Oh Hi Mom.. What are you doing calling now
Mom: It’s 7am here I figured you would still be awake.
[Johnny looks at the time which reads 4am]
Johnny Clash: Shit I missed my flight.. Oh well totally worth it. Anyway, whatsup Mom.
Mom: Your father just showed me a preview for your match. I don’t want you doing stuff like that. You aren’t an animal.
Johnny Clash: Mom Mom Mom... Listen. I have been through worse okay? I can handle this
Mom: I just don’t like that Trey Baxter guy. He looks like a greasy swine!
Johnny Clash: I know Mom he looks like a recovering Alcoholic on his third relapse. I have beaten him before though and won that title the first time. I will do it again.
Mom: Okay well I dont trust them. That Bliss girl needs to wear more clothes and her voice sounds like nails on a chalk board
Johnny Clash: Yeah I havent smashed yet...
Mom: Smashed what Honey?
Johnny Clash: Oh nothing Mom. I just don’t want you to worry about me. I got this. I’ll bring the belt home with me too. I’ll let your friend.. What’s her name.. Nancy?
Mom: What about her.
Johnny Clash: I’ll let her touch the belt first
Mom: Why her?
Johnny Clash: Well Mom.. She’s hot. Tell her I’m single
Mom: Johnny stop that she’s in her 50s!
Johnny Clash: doesn’t look a day over 49. Anyway Mom I gotta go I’m driving.
Mom: Love you hon...
[Johnny ends the call and drives down the highway]
Johnny Clash: Damn right I’m going to win that match. No one has anything on me in an Elimination Chamber match. Whether Rockefeller shows up to “try” to throw my game off or not. I will return home with that title
[Johnny’s phone rings again]
Johnny Clash: Mom I sai... Oh hey Christine.
[Johnny smiles]
Johnny Clash: No of course it’s not too late for me to come over. I’ll be there in a few.
[Johnny hangs up and rummages around his glove box. He pulls out a condom and throws it on the dashboard. He drives off and the scene fades]
