Post by Johnny Clash on Jun 21, 2013 0:00:00 GMT -5
[The scene opens with the sound of muffled bass thumping. Moaning is heard and then giggling. It pans down on a pink fuzzy rug where Johnny Clash lays as a blonde female rides him up and down. Johnny lays there relaxed with his hands behind his head and not giving a fuck while the girl does her thing. He yawns and she looks up]
Yvonne: I'm sorry am I boring you?
Johnny Clash: I mean well.. yeah Kinda. I thougth slipping you an extra $20 would make this quicker so I can catch the Heat Spurs Game
Yvonne: An extra $20!? You think im a hooker!? I'm leaving!
[As Yvonne slides off Johnny holds her back]
Johnny Clash: Wait wait......... there it is. okay you are free to go
Yvonne: You disgust me. Get out of my house
[She throws Johnny's pants at him and pushes him towards the door]
Johnny Clash: Call me
[She slams the door on Johnny's face and he laughs. He puts his pants back on and gets to his car. He turns the radio on as he catches the end of the game]
Johnny Clash: Heat won, big fucking woop. Just means we have to hear about how good Lebron is for another year.
[The channel changes to entertainment news on Sirius XM]
Host: And Kim named her baby North West... how dumb can that get!
Female Host: well moving on we are going to talk about some pro wrestling!
Host: Oh boy let's go! WWE? TNA?
Female Host: Nope MPW! The real deal
Host: Oh I was hoping you would say that. MPW is above and beyond what wrestling should be.
Female Host: It certainly is. They had an event last week called Uprising with a crazy Elimination Chamber match I think it's called
Host: Oh yeah that match was brutal! Trey Baxter won his second MPW World Championship
Female Host: I was really pulling for Johnny Clash though
Host: I bet you were. You always like sleeze bags
[Johnny smirks and dials his phone]
Host: It wasa great... oh we have a caller!
Female Host: You are on Entertainment XM! What is your name
Johnny Clash: Well I heard the name Johnny Clash so I had to call in... my name is... Johnny Clash
Female Host: Oh my god Johnny! Is it realy you?
Johnny Clash: As real as it gets sugar.
Host: Johnny wow it's a pleasure. You have a match with the Sin City Champ this week. Are you ready!?
Johnny Clash: I am more than ready for this match. I am ready to kick ass and dowhat I do best, steal the show. Ha!
Female Host: Let me ask you something Johnny, is Jackson reallyadoosh bag in person like his character
Johnny Clash: Well you're going to have to define Doosh bag because I think im quite the doosh as well. Jackson is an underachiever. He couldn't beat Trey Baxter and win that World Title so he joined him and settled for second best. I beat Trey and took his title and that was that.
Female Host: I see.. interesting
Johnny Clash: this will be the first time me and Blaze meet one on one in a ring this week. It will be highly entertaining and the place will blow up!
Host: I can't wait Johnny! it should be a terrific show!
Johnny Clash: Of course I'm on it. Thanks for taking my call guys ill be back soon!
Female Host: Thank you Johnny! please do!
[Johnny hangs up and turns the radio back on to music as he drives away]
**Half asleep writing this. Don't judge me!
Yvonne: I'm sorry am I boring you?
Johnny Clash: I mean well.. yeah Kinda. I thougth slipping you an extra $20 would make this quicker so I can catch the Heat Spurs Game
Yvonne: An extra $20!? You think im a hooker!? I'm leaving!
[As Yvonne slides off Johnny holds her back]
Johnny Clash: Wait wait......... there it is. okay you are free to go
Yvonne: You disgust me. Get out of my house
[She throws Johnny's pants at him and pushes him towards the door]
Johnny Clash: Call me
[She slams the door on Johnny's face and he laughs. He puts his pants back on and gets to his car. He turns the radio on as he catches the end of the game]
Johnny Clash: Heat won, big fucking woop. Just means we have to hear about how good Lebron is for another year.
[The channel changes to entertainment news on Sirius XM]
Host: And Kim named her baby North West... how dumb can that get!
Female Host: well moving on we are going to talk about some pro wrestling!
Host: Oh boy let's go! WWE? TNA?
Female Host: Nope MPW! The real deal
Host: Oh I was hoping you would say that. MPW is above and beyond what wrestling should be.
Female Host: It certainly is. They had an event last week called Uprising with a crazy Elimination Chamber match I think it's called
Host: Oh yeah that match was brutal! Trey Baxter won his second MPW World Championship
Female Host: I was really pulling for Johnny Clash though
Host: I bet you were. You always like sleeze bags
[Johnny smirks and dials his phone]
Host: It wasa great... oh we have a caller!
Female Host: You are on Entertainment XM! What is your name
Johnny Clash: Well I heard the name Johnny Clash so I had to call in... my name is... Johnny Clash
Female Host: Oh my god Johnny! Is it realy you?
Johnny Clash: As real as it gets sugar.
Host: Johnny wow it's a pleasure. You have a match with the Sin City Champ this week. Are you ready!?
Johnny Clash: I am more than ready for this match. I am ready to kick ass and dowhat I do best, steal the show. Ha!
Female Host: Let me ask you something Johnny, is Jackson reallyadoosh bag in person like his character
Johnny Clash: Well you're going to have to define Doosh bag because I think im quite the doosh as well. Jackson is an underachiever. He couldn't beat Trey Baxter and win that World Title so he joined him and settled for second best. I beat Trey and took his title and that was that.
Female Host: I see.. interesting
Johnny Clash: this will be the first time me and Blaze meet one on one in a ring this week. It will be highly entertaining and the place will blow up!
Host: I can't wait Johnny! it should be a terrific show!
Johnny Clash: Of course I'm on it. Thanks for taking my call guys ill be back soon!
Female Host: Thank you Johnny! please do!
[Johnny hangs up and turns the radio back on to music as he drives away]
**Half asleep writing this. Don't judge me!
