Post by Kurt Newman on Jul 22, 2012 22:53:45 GMT -5
~The scene begins as I’m working out in my own personal gym in downtown Chicago. As the camera circles around the room, you can see it’s a basic gym. You got your weights, you got your pull up bar, and you got a padded mat covering the entire ground. A single fan moves from side to side, trying to keep the room cool from the 100 degree weather that engulfs the outside of the room. It’s still a hot one inside the room though as I punch away at a punching bag. Shirtless and wearing black shorts, the sweat pours out of my pores and covers my body, forming rain droplets that fall off my skin and hit the mat below me. Wiggles, my dog, lies in the corner of the room, watching me in my motion of striking the bag time and time again.
~I’m punching away at the bag, mostly because I’m ticked off. Ticked off at a certain individual that rhymes with……. with…….with……..what the hell rhymes with Bliss?.......Cliss.......Dliss…….Fliss……..Gliss……yeah, let’s just go with Gliss. Her and her stupid promo, calling me out like that. Where does she get the nerve to call me out? Of all the people she had to call out, she had to do that to me. Now I have to fight her friend for the Roll of the Dice Tournament………..I can’t help but have my head in the clouds now with fantasies of Bliss and Siren getting drunk and just having crazy lesbian sex. Was never able to get Bliss in a lesbian situation……….close a few times though. A couple more shots of alcohol and it would of though.
~I look down and notice Wigs looking at me as I punch away at the punching bag. I need to get out of my head, so I address Wiggles as I continue to punch away.
Kurt Newman: “I bet your wondering what I’m ticked off about, since usually if I’m punching away at the punching bag I’m ticked off about something.”
Wiggles: “………………………”
Kurt Newman: “Yeah, it’s Bliss.”
Wiggles: “………………………………”
Kurt Newman: “Hmmmm, yeah I guess I’ll do a little promo for Bliss, just to get some steam out of the old veins.”
~I give the punching bag one last punch before looking over at the camera with a serious look on my face.
Kurt Newman: “Bliss……you want to talk trash about me. (Raises voice in anger) You don’t deserve to talk trash to me! (Lowers voice) You shouldn’t even be saying anything negative about me because you don’t deserve to…… for the things that you did to me both mentally and physically. You abducted yourself and didn’t tell me about it Bliss. You scared the living shit out of me because I didn’t know what the hell happen to you. I didn’t know if you died or if you were abducted by some serial killer. I tried finding you but I wasn’t able to. You fucked with my emotions with that little stunt Bliss.”
~I pause as I comb my fingers through my hair, to mostly get my hair out of the way from my face.
Kurt Newman: “When I finally did find you, you hit me over the head with a fucking blunt object….causing me to temporary lose my memory. Those months were hard for me Bliss because I didn’t know anyone and I didn’t even know who I was. I forgot basic stuff that a child even knows. I didn’t even know what my mother or father even looked like. I couldn’t think of memories from my childhood or things that happen to me a week ago. I couldn’t remember my birthday, I couldn’t remember where I lived and places that I’ve been. I’m still fuzzy on remembering things from my past Bliss……and not once did you ever apologize to me. Not once did you visit me in the hospital or when I was recovering at him. You left me in a world that I didn’t know and you moved on with your life. You know, for a few weeks…..I’ve been split on either if I wanted you back in my life or not because I did care for you Bliss…..I really did…..but after thinking about what I just said……I don’t think it’s worth going back to you because as I see it right now Bliss, there’s only one person that you think about in this world, and that’s you.”
“I’m known to many people as many things. When it comes to the ladies, I’m known as wanting to only get inside their pants and then leave them the next day……and you know what…….that’s true. I’ll admit it. I’m a pig. I’m a sexist fat pig. But! When I was with you Bliss, I changed. I wanted to be a better man. I wanted to give that life up….….that life of chasing after skirts, using cheap pickup lines, and one night stands…....and I wanted to give it up for you Bliss because you meant so much to me. I never cheated on you when we were dating, I never looked at another woman…..I never even made knuckle babies when we were dating…….all for you Bliss. You Bliss, you were the only person to ever change me like that and I would had done a lot more for you……..congrats though Bliss……congratulation for bringing Kurt Newman to his knees for the first time in his life. So you know what Bliss, I hope you have the time of your life. I hope you live your life to the fullest. But, when that day comes when you look at your life, and it’s not going the way that it was supposed to go. I hope you look back to when you were with me, and I want you to say to yourself, that you were damn lucky to be with me and that you made the wrong decision…..and you will Bliss. Thank you though, for letting me get back to my life.”
~Wiggles: “…………………..”
~The seriousness on my face soon disappears as I look back over at Wigs with a slight smile on my face.
Kurt Newman: “Yeah…….I do feel better. Been wanting to get that off my chest for a while now.”
~I go back to punching the punching bag as I continue my conversation with Wiggles.
Wiggles: “……………………….”
Kurt Newman: “I’m facing off against Blisses Tag Team partner Siren this week in the first round of the Roll of The Dice Tournament.”
Wiggles: “…………………………….”
Kurt Newman: “I know right. She’s a hot little number also. I wonder where she found her at.”
Wiggles: “………………………”
Kurt Newman: “I don’t know about that, but my imagination is already going wild. Some of it is super sexy and then some are just strange and stupid.”
Wiggles: “…………………………..”
Kurt Newman: “I’m talking about like Furry Conventions and other shit.”
*Just in case you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.
Wiggles: “………………………….”
Kurt Newman: “I only went to one of those once. I thought I was hitting, on what I thought was a chick. We went back to my place and started undressing, and when the headpiece of the costume came off, it was a dude. I mean seriously, the guy dressed up as this super, sexy, fox with big knockers. Who does that man? It’s like cold water being splashed on you just when you’re about to hit climax.”
Wiggles: “…………………………….”
Kurt Newman: “Wow, that’s a strange and messed up story Wigs. I’d love to go back and forth with you with stories but I need to get my head back in the game.”
Wiggles: “……………………….”
Kurt Newman: “To tell you the truth Wigs, I’d rather wrestle a female in my bed than in the ring. It’s unfair at times with men and women facing off against each other I think because it’s a proven fact that men are stronger and faster than women. Sure, some women can hold their own but others just can’t.”
Wiggles: “……………………”
Kurt Newman: “Oh hellz no, I won’t go easy on her. If she accepts to be in the ring with me then so be it. I’m not going to go easy on her though. I’m going to go full force on her with such speed and energy that she won’t know what the hell happen to her. I’m here in MPW to win. I’m here for Titles. I’m here to win this Tournament and move on to success in this fed, and Siren ain’t going to be getting in my way either. She can try though, but she’s going to end up just like any girl that I’ve ever slept with…….exhausted, sweaty, and not able to handle or keep up with me.”
Wiggles: “……………………………..”
Kurt Newman: “That’s only a myth Wigs. Never happen……..yet.”
Wiggles: “…………………………………”
Kurt Newman: “Of course I’m going to wish her luck. I’m going to shake her hand at the beginning of the match and help her to her feet after the match……and if she’s interested, maybe some dinner later and a few drinks.”
~I stop punching the bag and look over to the camera with a concern look on my face as I address the camera.
Kurt Newman: “By the way, everything Bliss says about me that doesn’t end in awesome, handsome, full of love, happiness, and that I have a massive dick is totally not true.”
~I show off my million-dollar smile and wink at the camera. I give the bag one last punch before calling it a day. I look over at Wigs and make my way over to him with a huge smile on my face.
Kurt Newman: “You want to go to the park and pick up chicks with your cuteness boy?”
~Wiggle sticks his tongue out and looks at me with a smile on his face as he gets to his feet and wags his tail.
Wiggles: “…………………….”
Kurt Newman: “Yeah, we might find you a girl to boy. Let’s go!”
~I open the door to the gym and myself and Wigs make our way out. I stop though because I forget about the camera.
Kurt Newman: “Hold up Wigs. Forgot about the camera.”
Wiggles: “…………………..”
Kurt Newman: “I promise you Wigs, we’ll get you some strange.”
~ I make my way over to the camera, and I’m about to turn it off when I stop and address the camera.
Kurt Newman: “Siren, I’m surprised that I’ve never heard of you before, especially with that beautiful face and killer curves like yours. I’ve been a part of plenty of tournaments in my wrestling career, and I’ve won my fair shares of them. What I’ve learn from them is to make a splash with the first match. Show the other competitors in that tournament who their going to be messing with. Let your moves and your skills scare the competition and make them wish that they don’t face you the next week. I know you’re going to be putting up a good match Siren, Bliss wouldn’t pick just any competitor to be her tag team partner. I wish you luck Siren…..mostly because you’re going to need it, because you’re facing off against Kurt Newman.”
~I throw up a peace sign and let my pearly whites sparkle in the cameras view. I turn my head around though when I hear wiggles barking behind me.
Kurt Newman: “Hold your horses Wigs.”
~I turn my head back around and motion my hands against the side of my head like a phone as I address the camera one last time.
Kurt Newman: “Call me.”
~Screen goes black.
~End Scene
~I’m punching away at the bag, mostly because I’m ticked off. Ticked off at a certain individual that rhymes with……. with…….with……..what the hell rhymes with Bliss?.......Cliss.......Dliss…….Fliss……..Gliss……yeah, let’s just go with Gliss. Her and her stupid promo, calling me out like that. Where does she get the nerve to call me out? Of all the people she had to call out, she had to do that to me. Now I have to fight her friend for the Roll of the Dice Tournament………..I can’t help but have my head in the clouds now with fantasies of Bliss and Siren getting drunk and just having crazy lesbian sex. Was never able to get Bliss in a lesbian situation……….close a few times though. A couple more shots of alcohol and it would of though.
~I look down and notice Wigs looking at me as I punch away at the punching bag. I need to get out of my head, so I address Wiggles as I continue to punch away.
Kurt Newman: “I bet your wondering what I’m ticked off about, since usually if I’m punching away at the punching bag I’m ticked off about something.”
Wiggles: “………………………”
Kurt Newman: “Yeah, it’s Bliss.”
Wiggles: “………………………………”
Kurt Newman: “Hmmmm, yeah I guess I’ll do a little promo for Bliss, just to get some steam out of the old veins.”
~I give the punching bag one last punch before looking over at the camera with a serious look on my face.
Kurt Newman: “Bliss……you want to talk trash about me. (Raises voice in anger) You don’t deserve to talk trash to me! (Lowers voice) You shouldn’t even be saying anything negative about me because you don’t deserve to…… for the things that you did to me both mentally and physically. You abducted yourself and didn’t tell me about it Bliss. You scared the living shit out of me because I didn’t know what the hell happen to you. I didn’t know if you died or if you were abducted by some serial killer. I tried finding you but I wasn’t able to. You fucked with my emotions with that little stunt Bliss.”
~I pause as I comb my fingers through my hair, to mostly get my hair out of the way from my face.
Kurt Newman: “When I finally did find you, you hit me over the head with a fucking blunt object….causing me to temporary lose my memory. Those months were hard for me Bliss because I didn’t know anyone and I didn’t even know who I was. I forgot basic stuff that a child even knows. I didn’t even know what my mother or father even looked like. I couldn’t think of memories from my childhood or things that happen to me a week ago. I couldn’t remember my birthday, I couldn’t remember where I lived and places that I’ve been. I’m still fuzzy on remembering things from my past Bliss……and not once did you ever apologize to me. Not once did you visit me in the hospital or when I was recovering at him. You left me in a world that I didn’t know and you moved on with your life. You know, for a few weeks…..I’ve been split on either if I wanted you back in my life or not because I did care for you Bliss…..I really did…..but after thinking about what I just said……I don’t think it’s worth going back to you because as I see it right now Bliss, there’s only one person that you think about in this world, and that’s you.”
“I’m known to many people as many things. When it comes to the ladies, I’m known as wanting to only get inside their pants and then leave them the next day……and you know what…….that’s true. I’ll admit it. I’m a pig. I’m a sexist fat pig. But! When I was with you Bliss, I changed. I wanted to be a better man. I wanted to give that life up….….that life of chasing after skirts, using cheap pickup lines, and one night stands…....and I wanted to give it up for you Bliss because you meant so much to me. I never cheated on you when we were dating, I never looked at another woman…..I never even made knuckle babies when we were dating…….all for you Bliss. You Bliss, you were the only person to ever change me like that and I would had done a lot more for you……..congrats though Bliss……congratulation for bringing Kurt Newman to his knees for the first time in his life. So you know what Bliss, I hope you have the time of your life. I hope you live your life to the fullest. But, when that day comes when you look at your life, and it’s not going the way that it was supposed to go. I hope you look back to when you were with me, and I want you to say to yourself, that you were damn lucky to be with me and that you made the wrong decision…..and you will Bliss. Thank you though, for letting me get back to my life.”
~Wiggles: “…………………..”
~The seriousness on my face soon disappears as I look back over at Wigs with a slight smile on my face.
Kurt Newman: “Yeah…….I do feel better. Been wanting to get that off my chest for a while now.”
~I go back to punching the punching bag as I continue my conversation with Wiggles.
Wiggles: “……………………….”
Kurt Newman: “I’m facing off against Blisses Tag Team partner Siren this week in the first round of the Roll of The Dice Tournament.”
Wiggles: “…………………………….”
Kurt Newman: “I know right. She’s a hot little number also. I wonder where she found her at.”
Wiggles: “………………………”
Kurt Newman: “I don’t know about that, but my imagination is already going wild. Some of it is super sexy and then some are just strange and stupid.”
Wiggles: “…………………………..”
Kurt Newman: “I’m talking about like Furry Conventions and other shit.”
*Just in case you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.
Wiggles: “………………………….”
Kurt Newman: “I only went to one of those once. I thought I was hitting, on what I thought was a chick. We went back to my place and started undressing, and when the headpiece of the costume came off, it was a dude. I mean seriously, the guy dressed up as this super, sexy, fox with big knockers. Who does that man? It’s like cold water being splashed on you just when you’re about to hit climax.”
Wiggles: “…………………………….”
Kurt Newman: “Wow, that’s a strange and messed up story Wigs. I’d love to go back and forth with you with stories but I need to get my head back in the game.”
Wiggles: “……………………….”
Kurt Newman: “To tell you the truth Wigs, I’d rather wrestle a female in my bed than in the ring. It’s unfair at times with men and women facing off against each other I think because it’s a proven fact that men are stronger and faster than women. Sure, some women can hold their own but others just can’t.”
Wiggles: “……………………”
Kurt Newman: “Oh hellz no, I won’t go easy on her. If she accepts to be in the ring with me then so be it. I’m not going to go easy on her though. I’m going to go full force on her with such speed and energy that she won’t know what the hell happen to her. I’m here in MPW to win. I’m here for Titles. I’m here to win this Tournament and move on to success in this fed, and Siren ain’t going to be getting in my way either. She can try though, but she’s going to end up just like any girl that I’ve ever slept with…….exhausted, sweaty, and not able to handle or keep up with me.”
Wiggles: “……………………………..”
Kurt Newman: “That’s only a myth Wigs. Never happen……..yet.”
Wiggles: “…………………………………”
Kurt Newman: “Of course I’m going to wish her luck. I’m going to shake her hand at the beginning of the match and help her to her feet after the match……and if she’s interested, maybe some dinner later and a few drinks.”
~I stop punching the bag and look over to the camera with a concern look on my face as I address the camera.
Kurt Newman: “By the way, everything Bliss says about me that doesn’t end in awesome, handsome, full of love, happiness, and that I have a massive dick is totally not true.”
~I show off my million-dollar smile and wink at the camera. I give the bag one last punch before calling it a day. I look over at Wigs and make my way over to him with a huge smile on my face.
Kurt Newman: “You want to go to the park and pick up chicks with your cuteness boy?”
~Wiggle sticks his tongue out and looks at me with a smile on his face as he gets to his feet and wags his tail.
Wiggles: “…………………….”
Kurt Newman: “Yeah, we might find you a girl to boy. Let’s go!”
~I open the door to the gym and myself and Wigs make our way out. I stop though because I forget about the camera.
Kurt Newman: “Hold up Wigs. Forgot about the camera.”
Wiggles: “…………………..”
Kurt Newman: “I promise you Wigs, we’ll get you some strange.”
~ I make my way over to the camera, and I’m about to turn it off when I stop and address the camera.
Kurt Newman: “Siren, I’m surprised that I’ve never heard of you before, especially with that beautiful face and killer curves like yours. I’ve been a part of plenty of tournaments in my wrestling career, and I’ve won my fair shares of them. What I’ve learn from them is to make a splash with the first match. Show the other competitors in that tournament who their going to be messing with. Let your moves and your skills scare the competition and make them wish that they don’t face you the next week. I know you’re going to be putting up a good match Siren, Bliss wouldn’t pick just any competitor to be her tag team partner. I wish you luck Siren…..mostly because you’re going to need it, because you’re facing off against Kurt Newman.”
~I throw up a peace sign and let my pearly whites sparkle in the cameras view. I turn my head around though when I hear wiggles barking behind me.
Kurt Newman: “Hold your horses Wigs.”
~I turn my head back around and motion my hands against the side of my head like a phone as I address the camera one last time.
Kurt Newman: “Call me.”
~Screen goes black.
~End Scene
