Post by Johnny Clash on Sept 1, 2013 13:33:27 GMT -5
Thursday Approximately 3pm
[Johnny answers his phone not hearing Chrissy.]
Johnny Clash: Hello? You’re here? Great I’ll be right out.
[He hangs up as Chrissy looks on]
Johnny Clash: Sorry that was Ms. McKenzie. We are going to get some food before tonight’s house show.
Chrissy Starr: ... Oh... That’s cool
[Johnny looks down at Chrissy clearly at a loss for words]
Johnny Clash: You are more than welcome to join us if you would like
Chrissy Starr: No no.. That’s okay. My sister is in town I rarely get to see her so I’m going to take her out.
Johnny Clash: Ah thats good I’d kill to get to spend time with some family. Have fun Chris! Remember. Keep your head up and you will kill it tomorrow
[Johnny walks to the door and holds it open for her giving her a big smile. Chrissy smiles back at him faking it. She walks out the door and to her car as does Johnny. Johnny gets in his car and drives away. He pulls around the side of the building as Ms. McKenzie walks towards him in a red dress matching her hair and white sunglasses. She opens the door and climbs in. He revs the engine of his Challenger and pulls away. ]
Johnny Clash: someone likes the color red
Jamie McKenzie: Red is a fierce color Johnny. It reflects my personality.
Johnny Clash: Fierce? You don’t scare me
[Jamie leans in and bites his ear lightly]
Jamie McKenzie: I can be pretty fierce Johnny.
[Johnny’s eyes light up and he pulls to a red light. Jamie moves back to her seat]
Johnny Clash: Well then...
Jamie McKenzie: I’m starving Johnny where are we going?
Johnny Clash: I was thinking Applebees.
[Jamie stares at Johnny with a disgusted look]
Johnny Clash: Chilis?
Jamie McKenzie: How about some real food Johnny. Not anything microwaved.
Johnny Clash: Alright alright. I know a nice italian place up on central avenue.
Jamie McKenzie: Sounds delicious.
[Johnny drives to the place and gets out of the car. He starts walking to the place noticing Ms. McKenzie is still in the car. He opens the door for her looking confused]
Jamie McKenzie: I was waiting for you to open the door for me. Like a Gentlemen.
[Jamie walks past him towards the door and Johnny smirks and shakes his head]
Johnny Clash: All this for some ass.
Jamie McKenzie: What was that?
Johnny Clash: I hear this place has some class. Oh let me get the door for you.
[Johnny still in his sweaty v-neck t-shirt and gym shorts opens the door for McKenzie as she walks in]
Hostess: How many?
Johnny Clash: Two please.
[The hostess takes them to the table. Johnny is clearly under dressed as they get taken to the back corner. They have a seat]
Hostess: The waiter will be right with you.
[Jamie starts looking at the wine list as Johnny flips through the beer selection]
Johnny Clash: We should do some shots of fireball. You in? Shot for shot?
Jamie McKenzie: That is childs play Johnny. We are not in the woods drinking out of solo cups.
[Johnny smirks as the waiter comes over]
Waiter: How are you two this evening. Can I start you off with something to drink?
Jamie McKenzie: I will have Santa Sofia Amarone Valpolicella.
Waiter: Excellent choice. And for you sir?
Johnny Clash: I can’t seem to find the Oktoberfest pumpkin ale on this list..
Waiter: We don’t have that sir.
Johnny Clash: Well shit. Let me get a shot of Jack Daniels and a miller light then.
Waiter: I will be right back with your drinks.
[Jamie stares at Johnny before rolling her eyes. Johnny looks through the menu as does she]
Johnny Clash: So Jamie. You haven’t been in MPW too long. Adjusting alright?
Jamie McKenzie: I attended one of the top business schools in the world and upon graduation I worked under names such as Donald Trump and Mark Cuban. MPW is easy compared to those places so I have adjusted just fine.
Johnny Clash: So you worked for billionaires and decided to then work for Bob Herman?
Jamie McKenzie: Bob made me an offer I couldn’t refuse therefore I took it. I was set to work for the National Hockey League but instead took this job. It caused quite a stir with both organizations but here I am.
Johnny Clash: Well what do you do for fun? I know nothing about you
Jamie McKenzie: Fun to me is sipping on wine alone on a Friday night with a good book. Not many people read anymore.
Johnny Clash: Literotica.com is where I do my reading!
Jamie McKenzie: I am not familiar with it. Is it through the Boston Journal?
Johnny Clash: No no.. It’s even classier.
Jamie McKenzie: I will have to look in to it.
Johnny Clash: You won’t be disappointed.
Jamie McKenzie: Now Johnny I have to ask the current situation backstage between you and Mr. Katt. You two have a match and you are still buddy buddy and friendly. How does that work in this business?
Johnny Clash: Well Me and Madd Katt go back many years. The man trained me to wrestle. I was the first graduate from his school and made it to the WEW Roster under him where I won my first World Championship.
Jamie McKenzie: I see. And you are okay teaming with him this week?
Johnny Clash: As long as he stays out of my way. I owe him great gratitude for saving my ass last week as much as I hate to admit that he did but that big monster Impaler could have done some serious damage.
Jamie McKenzie: I see. Well The Night Terrors are no easy feat.
Johnny Clash: When you have been around the block and done what I have done... You don’t have that mind set anymore. If you think you can beat anyone. Most Likely you can.
Jamie McKenzie: We will have to wait and find out then.
Johnny Clash: Cheers to that!
[Johnny raises his beer that the waiter just brings over as she raises her wine. He clinks her glass hard as it spills a little and she winces. Johnny takes the shot and then drinks the beer]
Waiter: Are you ready to order...
Johnny Clash: I’ll wing it. You go first.
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[Back at Madd Katt’s training academy MK is just finishing up with the students.]
Madd Katt: Alright good work out today guys. Let’s get everyone in the ring I want you guys to ask me some questions
[The students all gather around the ring and one student raises his hand]
Madd Katt: Jerry what you got for me
Student: When you put someone in a top wrist lock. There are so many counters. Which do you prefer?
Madd Katt: Well I usually duck behind it in to a hammer lock but that’s just me. There are a ton of things you can do with it. Chain wrestling is all you. Think of something and just do it. Next question. Steve.
Student: Well this isn’t a question about anything here but I want to know your take on teaming with Johnny Clash to take on the Night Terrors this week.
Madd Katt: I knew someone was going to ask that. Alright. The Night Terrors don’t scare me one bit. Me and Johnny have been in the ring together since he was 18 years old. I know he has my back and he knows I have his. The Night Terrors are just big goons and I think we can handle them. We know how to work together and watch each others backs.
Student: What if Impaler and Crow get involved. You guys are out numbered
Madd Katt: I hope that doesn’t happen and it’s a clean match but we have to look at the big picture here and know it most likely won’t be. I hope we can fight them off ourselves if that were to happen but just remember.. There’s a group called The Resistance who’s main purpose is to fend off the “bad guys.” Chris what question do you have.
Student: Well I just want to know... Are you going to let Johnny pin you in your retirement match?
[Everyone looks at him]
Student: I mean you know.. To “pass the torch” to him.
Madd Katt: ha ha. You know that’s actually a good question. I have gotten that one before also. The second I had Johnny step in to that WEW ring years ago. The second people started to know his name and the buzz was around him. That was when I passed the torch to him. Johnny is a veteran now in the business 14 years. We won’t take each other lightly in that match and we have to be very particular of what we do because the other will see it coming from a mile away. But as far as laying down for him.. Hell no. If the Katt is going out he’s going out on top!
[The students clap as Madd Katt smirks]
Madd Katt: Alright? So I have some homework for all of you. I want you guys to watch me and Johnny’s match this week. Then when it’s over watch it again. See how we work in there ok? I’ll see you guys Tuesday.
[The students all leave the ring as does Madd Katt]
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[Johnny is driving McKenzie back to her hotel after dinner. They pull up in front]
Jamie McKenzie: Do you want to come up for a drink Johnny?
Johnny Clash: Fuck yeah I do.
[Johnny parks the car and walks around to open McKenzies door]
Jamie McKenzie: Thank you doll.
[Johnny smirks as they walk through the revolving doors of her hotel. They wait for the elevator and go up to the 15th floor.]
Jamie McKenzie: I hate elevators.
Johnny Clash: Oh so if I did this...
[Johnny jumps and the elevator shakes. Jamie looks scared as Johnny laughs]
Jamie McKenzie: That is not funny Johnathan.
[The door opens and Johnny mutters to himself]
Johnny Clash: ... That’s not even my real name.
[McKenzie puts the card in the door and opens up. It is a corner pent house suite with a view of the entire city and a hot tub. Johnny’s eyes widen and he nods]
Johnny Clash: Wow. So is this the Bob Herman suite?
Jamie McKenzie: I do what I can Johnny. A woman like me living on the road with animals like ... Well like you. I need to have my own room just like I’m at home. I’ll pour us some wine.
[McKenzie walks away towards the kitchen area. Johnny sits on the black leather couch and puts his leg up on his other one. He looks around and then takes out his phone. He checks twitter and sees a top tweet from Chrissy Starr “Oh my god there is a giant spider in my hotel room. Oh my god!!!” Johnny laughs to himself and closes his phone as McKenzie hands him a glass of wine]
Jamie McKenzie: What do you say we go enjoy this in the hot tub.
Johnny Clash: Oh I didn’t bring any...
[Jamie McKenzie takes the dress off her shoulders and unzips the back. She drops it down to her feet and is in black lingerie. Johnny just stares at her]
Jamie McKenzie: You don’t need a swimsuit.
[Johnny stands up and takes his shirt off as he follows her to the hot tub. Johnny drops his pants and climbs in. Behind her. They meet in the middle and cheers their wine glasses]
Jamie McKenzie: Cheer to us Johnny. The only normal people on the MPW roster.
Johnny Clash: I wouldn’t say that... I’m far from normal. And you work in this company so you have to be kind of insane!
Jamie McKenzie: Well I would say out of all the girls on the roster I am well... The best kept up you can say.
Johnny Clash: Kept up?
Jamie McKenzie: Well some of them are a little beastly if I do say so myself. I am one hundred percent... Pure.... Woman.
[Jamie picks up her underwear bottoms and throws them to the side as her bra as well. Johnny smiles when suddenly his phone goes off with a text noise. He reaches outside to grab it]
Jamie McKenzie: You’re going to answer that?
Johnny Clash: It’s just a text.
[The text is from Chrissy Starr]
[Johnny laughs to himself as McKenzie looks on with her arms folded]
Jamie McKenzie: Who is that.
Johnny Clash: Oh just Chrissy.
Jamie McKenzie: Oh the one everyone calls the pig.
Johnny Clash: Um... What?
Jamie McKenzie: I know what she’s about Johnny. Sleeping her way to the top. It’s quite obvious. I have studied everyone on this roster prior to taking this position. She was with that Reece guy in WWO. What do you know he is the top dog and she wins the belt along with him. She’s a gold digger. A pig.
Johnny Clash: That’s not cool...
[Jamie moves closer]
Jamie McKenzie: Is this cool Johnny...
[Johnny’s face lights up as she clearly tugs on something underwater. She moves in and bites his lip and starts making out with him. She looks down and smiles]
Jamie McKenzie: I thought it would be cool with you..
[She goes in for another kiss as Johnny’s phone lights up again. Jamie rolls her eyes as Johnny grabs it. He laughs again. He goes to answer and McKenzie looks annoyed. She goes under the water and as Johnny answers his face lights up and he looks down at the red hair between his legs]
Johnny Clash: Holy fuck!
[Jamie pops her head up and wipes her mouth]
Jamie McKenzie: do I have your attention now? Or would you rather chat with the pig all night?
[Johnny’s smile goes away as she stares at him seductively]
Johnny Clash: To be honest.. Chrissy is one of my best friends and I don’t appreciate you talking about her like that.
[Johnny goes to get out of the hot tub and grabs a towel and starts toweling off]
Jamie McKenzie: Are you serious right now!? You have a beautiful woman in front of you ready to have sex with you and you are going to leave?
Johnny Clash: Sorry but when a friend is in trouble... I gotta be there.
[Johnny puts his clothes back on and texts Chrissy back]
Jamie McKenzie: You are going to regret this.
Johnny Clash: Well... I think I will be just fine. And as far as having sex with a beautiful woman goes... Been there done that. You would just be another notch on my bed post sweetie. Maybe call Bob! His old balls haven’t gotten any in a while!
[Johnny leaves the hotel]
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[Johnny pulls up to the hotel and opens the front door. He waits for the elevator and when it dings he runs in. He goes up to the second floor and when it opens he looks down the narrow hall. He looks right then left then runs left. He gets to room 203 and bangs on it]
Chrissy Starr: Ah! It’s open!!
[Johnny runs in to see Chrissy and her sister in the corner of the room holding a spatula and a butcher knife]
Johnny Clash: Where’s the spider!?
Chrissy Starr: OVER THERE!
[They point to the opposite side of the room. Johnny runs over and stops. He laughs and puts his hand on his hips. He takes a tissue off the counter and smacks it with it killing it. He walks over to them with it.]
Johnny Clash: THIS is what you’re scared of!?
[The smallest spider is in the tissue as Chrissy and Violet hold each other]
Chrissy Starr: Get it away from us!!!!
[Johnny flushes it down the toilet and walks over to help them both up]
Johnny Clash: You girls are crazy that was the smallest spider in the world.
Chrissy Starr: It was huge! It was like the one from Harry Potter!
Johnny Clash: Well glad I can be of help to you. I don’t believe we have met. I’m Johnny Clash.
[Johnny shakes Violet’s hand]
Chrissy Starr: I hope we weren’t interrupting your night.
Johnny Clash: Nahh when a friends in need ill be there.
[Johnny smiles at Chrissy and she blushes]
Violet: Hey Johnny we were just about to play a game of scategories. Do you want to join?
[Chrissy shoots a look over to Violet who smirks]
Johnny Clash: Wow I haven’t played that in years. Absolutely.
[Chrissy walks over to set up the board]
Johnny Clash: But Ill warn you. Im really good and will probably kick both of your asses.
[The scene fades on the three of them playing at the round table in the hotel room]
[Johnny answers his phone not hearing Chrissy.]
Johnny Clash: Hello? You’re here? Great I’ll be right out.
[He hangs up as Chrissy looks on]
Johnny Clash: Sorry that was Ms. McKenzie. We are going to get some food before tonight’s house show.
Chrissy Starr: ... Oh... That’s cool
[Johnny looks down at Chrissy clearly at a loss for words]
Johnny Clash: You are more than welcome to join us if you would like
Chrissy Starr: No no.. That’s okay. My sister is in town I rarely get to see her so I’m going to take her out.
Johnny Clash: Ah thats good I’d kill to get to spend time with some family. Have fun Chris! Remember. Keep your head up and you will kill it tomorrow
[Johnny walks to the door and holds it open for her giving her a big smile. Chrissy smiles back at him faking it. She walks out the door and to her car as does Johnny. Johnny gets in his car and drives away. He pulls around the side of the building as Ms. McKenzie walks towards him in a red dress matching her hair and white sunglasses. She opens the door and climbs in. He revs the engine of his Challenger and pulls away. ]
Johnny Clash: someone likes the color red
Jamie McKenzie: Red is a fierce color Johnny. It reflects my personality.
Johnny Clash: Fierce? You don’t scare me
[Jamie leans in and bites his ear lightly]
Jamie McKenzie: I can be pretty fierce Johnny.
[Johnny’s eyes light up and he pulls to a red light. Jamie moves back to her seat]
Johnny Clash: Well then...
Jamie McKenzie: I’m starving Johnny where are we going?
Johnny Clash: I was thinking Applebees.
[Jamie stares at Johnny with a disgusted look]
Johnny Clash: Chilis?
Jamie McKenzie: How about some real food Johnny. Not anything microwaved.
Johnny Clash: Alright alright. I know a nice italian place up on central avenue.
Jamie McKenzie: Sounds delicious.
[Johnny drives to the place and gets out of the car. He starts walking to the place noticing Ms. McKenzie is still in the car. He opens the door for her looking confused]
Jamie McKenzie: I was waiting for you to open the door for me. Like a Gentlemen.
[Jamie walks past him towards the door and Johnny smirks and shakes his head]
Johnny Clash: All this for some ass.
Jamie McKenzie: What was that?
Johnny Clash: I hear this place has some class. Oh let me get the door for you.
[Johnny still in his sweaty v-neck t-shirt and gym shorts opens the door for McKenzie as she walks in]
Hostess: How many?
Johnny Clash: Two please.
[The hostess takes them to the table. Johnny is clearly under dressed as they get taken to the back corner. They have a seat]
Hostess: The waiter will be right with you.
[Jamie starts looking at the wine list as Johnny flips through the beer selection]
Johnny Clash: We should do some shots of fireball. You in? Shot for shot?
Jamie McKenzie: That is childs play Johnny. We are not in the woods drinking out of solo cups.
[Johnny smirks as the waiter comes over]
Waiter: How are you two this evening. Can I start you off with something to drink?
Jamie McKenzie: I will have Santa Sofia Amarone Valpolicella.
Waiter: Excellent choice. And for you sir?
Johnny Clash: I can’t seem to find the Oktoberfest pumpkin ale on this list..
Waiter: We don’t have that sir.
Johnny Clash: Well shit. Let me get a shot of Jack Daniels and a miller light then.
Waiter: I will be right back with your drinks.
[Jamie stares at Johnny before rolling her eyes. Johnny looks through the menu as does she]
Johnny Clash: So Jamie. You haven’t been in MPW too long. Adjusting alright?
Jamie McKenzie: I attended one of the top business schools in the world and upon graduation I worked under names such as Donald Trump and Mark Cuban. MPW is easy compared to those places so I have adjusted just fine.
Johnny Clash: So you worked for billionaires and decided to then work for Bob Herman?
Jamie McKenzie: Bob made me an offer I couldn’t refuse therefore I took it. I was set to work for the National Hockey League but instead took this job. It caused quite a stir with both organizations but here I am.
Johnny Clash: Well what do you do for fun? I know nothing about you
Jamie McKenzie: Fun to me is sipping on wine alone on a Friday night with a good book. Not many people read anymore.
Johnny Clash: Literotica.com is where I do my reading!
Jamie McKenzie: I am not familiar with it. Is it through the Boston Journal?
Johnny Clash: No no.. It’s even classier.
Jamie McKenzie: I will have to look in to it.
Johnny Clash: You won’t be disappointed.
Jamie McKenzie: Now Johnny I have to ask the current situation backstage between you and Mr. Katt. You two have a match and you are still buddy buddy and friendly. How does that work in this business?
Johnny Clash: Well Me and Madd Katt go back many years. The man trained me to wrestle. I was the first graduate from his school and made it to the WEW Roster under him where I won my first World Championship.
Jamie McKenzie: I see. And you are okay teaming with him this week?
Johnny Clash: As long as he stays out of my way. I owe him great gratitude for saving my ass last week as much as I hate to admit that he did but that big monster Impaler could have done some serious damage.
Jamie McKenzie: I see. Well The Night Terrors are no easy feat.
Johnny Clash: When you have been around the block and done what I have done... You don’t have that mind set anymore. If you think you can beat anyone. Most Likely you can.
Jamie McKenzie: We will have to wait and find out then.
Johnny Clash: Cheers to that!
[Johnny raises his beer that the waiter just brings over as she raises her wine. He clinks her glass hard as it spills a little and she winces. Johnny takes the shot and then drinks the beer]
Waiter: Are you ready to order...
Johnny Clash: I’ll wing it. You go first.
=================================================================
[Back at Madd Katt’s training academy MK is just finishing up with the students.]
Madd Katt: Alright good work out today guys. Let’s get everyone in the ring I want you guys to ask me some questions
[The students all gather around the ring and one student raises his hand]
Madd Katt: Jerry what you got for me
Student: When you put someone in a top wrist lock. There are so many counters. Which do you prefer?
Madd Katt: Well I usually duck behind it in to a hammer lock but that’s just me. There are a ton of things you can do with it. Chain wrestling is all you. Think of something and just do it. Next question. Steve.
Student: Well this isn’t a question about anything here but I want to know your take on teaming with Johnny Clash to take on the Night Terrors this week.
Madd Katt: I knew someone was going to ask that. Alright. The Night Terrors don’t scare me one bit. Me and Johnny have been in the ring together since he was 18 years old. I know he has my back and he knows I have his. The Night Terrors are just big goons and I think we can handle them. We know how to work together and watch each others backs.
Student: What if Impaler and Crow get involved. You guys are out numbered
Madd Katt: I hope that doesn’t happen and it’s a clean match but we have to look at the big picture here and know it most likely won’t be. I hope we can fight them off ourselves if that were to happen but just remember.. There’s a group called The Resistance who’s main purpose is to fend off the “bad guys.” Chris what question do you have.
Student: Well I just want to know... Are you going to let Johnny pin you in your retirement match?
[Everyone looks at him]
Student: I mean you know.. To “pass the torch” to him.
Madd Katt: ha ha. You know that’s actually a good question. I have gotten that one before also. The second I had Johnny step in to that WEW ring years ago. The second people started to know his name and the buzz was around him. That was when I passed the torch to him. Johnny is a veteran now in the business 14 years. We won’t take each other lightly in that match and we have to be very particular of what we do because the other will see it coming from a mile away. But as far as laying down for him.. Hell no. If the Katt is going out he’s going out on top!
[The students clap as Madd Katt smirks]
Madd Katt: Alright? So I have some homework for all of you. I want you guys to watch me and Johnny’s match this week. Then when it’s over watch it again. See how we work in there ok? I’ll see you guys Tuesday.
[The students all leave the ring as does Madd Katt]
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[Johnny is driving McKenzie back to her hotel after dinner. They pull up in front]
Jamie McKenzie: Do you want to come up for a drink Johnny?
Johnny Clash: Fuck yeah I do.
[Johnny parks the car and walks around to open McKenzies door]
Jamie McKenzie: Thank you doll.
[Johnny smirks as they walk through the revolving doors of her hotel. They wait for the elevator and go up to the 15th floor.]
Jamie McKenzie: I hate elevators.
Johnny Clash: Oh so if I did this...
[Johnny jumps and the elevator shakes. Jamie looks scared as Johnny laughs]
Jamie McKenzie: That is not funny Johnathan.
[The door opens and Johnny mutters to himself]
Johnny Clash: ... That’s not even my real name.
[McKenzie puts the card in the door and opens up. It is a corner pent house suite with a view of the entire city and a hot tub. Johnny’s eyes widen and he nods]
Johnny Clash: Wow. So is this the Bob Herman suite?
Jamie McKenzie: I do what I can Johnny. A woman like me living on the road with animals like ... Well like you. I need to have my own room just like I’m at home. I’ll pour us some wine.
[McKenzie walks away towards the kitchen area. Johnny sits on the black leather couch and puts his leg up on his other one. He looks around and then takes out his phone. He checks twitter and sees a top tweet from Chrissy Starr “Oh my god there is a giant spider in my hotel room. Oh my god!!!” Johnny laughs to himself and closes his phone as McKenzie hands him a glass of wine]
Jamie McKenzie: What do you say we go enjoy this in the hot tub.
Johnny Clash: Oh I didn’t bring any...
[Jamie McKenzie takes the dress off her shoulders and unzips the back. She drops it down to her feet and is in black lingerie. Johnny just stares at her]
Jamie McKenzie: You don’t need a swimsuit.
[Johnny stands up and takes his shirt off as he follows her to the hot tub. Johnny drops his pants and climbs in. Behind her. They meet in the middle and cheers their wine glasses]
Jamie McKenzie: Cheer to us Johnny. The only normal people on the MPW roster.
Johnny Clash: I wouldn’t say that... I’m far from normal. And you work in this company so you have to be kind of insane!
Jamie McKenzie: Well I would say out of all the girls on the roster I am well... The best kept up you can say.
Johnny Clash: Kept up?
Jamie McKenzie: Well some of them are a little beastly if I do say so myself. I am one hundred percent... Pure.... Woman.
[Jamie picks up her underwear bottoms and throws them to the side as her bra as well. Johnny smiles when suddenly his phone goes off with a text noise. He reaches outside to grab it]
Jamie McKenzie: You’re going to answer that?
Johnny Clash: It’s just a text.
[The text is from Chrissy Starr]
[Johnny laughs to himself as McKenzie looks on with her arms folded]
Jamie McKenzie: Who is that.
Johnny Clash: Oh just Chrissy.
Jamie McKenzie: Oh the one everyone calls the pig.
Johnny Clash: Um... What?
Jamie McKenzie: I know what she’s about Johnny. Sleeping her way to the top. It’s quite obvious. I have studied everyone on this roster prior to taking this position. She was with that Reece guy in WWO. What do you know he is the top dog and she wins the belt along with him. She’s a gold digger. A pig.
Johnny Clash: That’s not cool...
[Jamie moves closer]
Jamie McKenzie: Is this cool Johnny...
[Johnny’s face lights up as she clearly tugs on something underwater. She moves in and bites his lip and starts making out with him. She looks down and smiles]
Jamie McKenzie: I thought it would be cool with you..
[She goes in for another kiss as Johnny’s phone lights up again. Jamie rolls her eyes as Johnny grabs it. He laughs again. He goes to answer and McKenzie looks annoyed. She goes under the water and as Johnny answers his face lights up and he looks down at the red hair between his legs]
Johnny Clash: Holy fuck!
[Jamie pops her head up and wipes her mouth]
Jamie McKenzie: do I have your attention now? Or would you rather chat with the pig all night?
[Johnny’s smile goes away as she stares at him seductively]
Johnny Clash: To be honest.. Chrissy is one of my best friends and I don’t appreciate you talking about her like that.
[Johnny goes to get out of the hot tub and grabs a towel and starts toweling off]
Jamie McKenzie: Are you serious right now!? You have a beautiful woman in front of you ready to have sex with you and you are going to leave?
Johnny Clash: Sorry but when a friend is in trouble... I gotta be there.
[Johnny puts his clothes back on and texts Chrissy back]
Jamie McKenzie: You are going to regret this.
Johnny Clash: Well... I think I will be just fine. And as far as having sex with a beautiful woman goes... Been there done that. You would just be another notch on my bed post sweetie. Maybe call Bob! His old balls haven’t gotten any in a while!
[Johnny leaves the hotel]
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[Johnny pulls up to the hotel and opens the front door. He waits for the elevator and when it dings he runs in. He goes up to the second floor and when it opens he looks down the narrow hall. He looks right then left then runs left. He gets to room 203 and bangs on it]
Chrissy Starr: Ah! It’s open!!
[Johnny runs in to see Chrissy and her sister in the corner of the room holding a spatula and a butcher knife]
Johnny Clash: Where’s the spider!?
Chrissy Starr: OVER THERE!
[They point to the opposite side of the room. Johnny runs over and stops. He laughs and puts his hand on his hips. He takes a tissue off the counter and smacks it with it killing it. He walks over to them with it.]
Johnny Clash: THIS is what you’re scared of!?
[The smallest spider is in the tissue as Chrissy and Violet hold each other]
Chrissy Starr: Get it away from us!!!!
[Johnny flushes it down the toilet and walks over to help them both up]
Johnny Clash: You girls are crazy that was the smallest spider in the world.
Chrissy Starr: It was huge! It was like the one from Harry Potter!
Johnny Clash: Well glad I can be of help to you. I don’t believe we have met. I’m Johnny Clash.
[Johnny shakes Violet’s hand]
Chrissy Starr: I hope we weren’t interrupting your night.
Johnny Clash: Nahh when a friends in need ill be there.
[Johnny smiles at Chrissy and she blushes]
Violet: Hey Johnny we were just about to play a game of scategories. Do you want to join?
[Chrissy shoots a look over to Violet who smirks]
Johnny Clash: Wow I haven’t played that in years. Absolutely.
[Chrissy walks over to set up the board]
Johnny Clash: But Ill warn you. Im really good and will probably kick both of your asses.
[The scene fades on the three of them playing at the round table in the hotel room]
