Post by Crow on Sept 22, 2013 11:03:11 GMT -5
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill
Let’s Begin Shall We……………
~The scene begins in a darken room. You can’t see anything and you can’t hear anything. Just plain and simple darkness. No deep meaning that you need to strain your head about. It doesn’t matter where you’re at, at this very moment because it’s irrelevant. This promo is nothing more than one man’s words to his fellow opponents. Words that are meant to warn his fellow oppositions about the decision that they made by agreeing to a match with Crow. Agreeing to a match where almost anything goes. A match where Crow can use his imagination to his fullest……an imagination that has hurt countless victims for over a decade…..an imagination that has ended so many careers.
~Suddenly, a beam of light breaks through the darkness and hits the upper half of none other than Crow. Crow, deep in thought, seems to be sitting on something. You can’t help but not think about what’s going on in this man’s sick and twisted mind as Crow stares off into the darkness. This goes on for a little bit until the silence is broken with Crow finally beginning to speak.
Crow: “Come closer my children! Come close and open your ears and your heart to me! Embrace my words and let them change you into the individual that you’ve always wanted to be. Don’t listen to the non believers! They are scum of this earth. They are the Shepard’s! Leading you to the slaughter house! They want to end your life and make a profit out of you! They want to sell your flesh and your soul…….just for some gold and silver. Myself? Money means nothing to me. I have what I need to survive in this world. All I need is some gasoline and some matches to burn this world down to the ground. And once that happens, all I would need is my thoughts and my words to change this world for the better. I’m not here to lead you to the slaughter house my sheep. I’m here to enlighten you. To show you the meaning of life. To help you become the individual that you’ve always wanted to be. I’m not a monster. I’m not a saint. I’m not Jesus and I’m not the Anti-Christ. I’m just a man. I bleed. I feel pain. I have emotions. But I’m a man that sees the world differently…….and this world is just…….soooooo…….beautiful. So beautiful that I need you all to experience the same emotions and feelings that I feel every time I open my eyes to this world. So my children…….take that first step to enlightenment. Take that trip down the rabbit hole and go on an adventure of a life time. But I warn you…….once you begin……..there is no turning back because once you see the light, you will never be the same again.”
~Crow pauses as he combs his hand through his hair as he tries to figure out what next to say.
Crow: “Tonight my sheep…….tonight I wrestle in a match where I would get an opportunity at a title of my choosing. A title that I would be able to have around my waste. A title that people would be forced to pay attention to me even more. A title that could help change the landscape of MPW to my liking. Oh the possibilities. There are so many. The mayhem and destruction I could unleash to the MPW would be legendary…..even in hell. But I mustn’t think too far ahead my children, because this match is a ladder match against five other individuals who want that title shot just as much as I do. But all I really see are 5 individuals who agreed, with a signing of their name on a piece of paper, for me to butcher them and hang their cut up carcasses on meat hooks in a freezer to one day enjoy later with guest. I mean seriously people; do you not know who I am? Do you not know my history? Do you not know that I’m a man who enjoys harming people? This is a ladder match…..which pretty much gives me the authority to use what I want……when I want……in a way that best suits me and my twisted imagination. Of course I will use ladders in our match……..but I’ll probably use steel chairs, tables, barbed wire, thumb tacks,……and the list goes on…..and on…..and on. I’m known for my hardcore skills. I’ve got scars all over my body to prove that I can take pain at its worse and continue a wrestling match. I can’t help but think……why accept a match……a match with weapons involved……with me in it?”
~Crow cracks a smile as the answer finally crosses his mind.
Crow: “But of course…….all for an opportunity to get a strap of gold around your waste.”
~Crow chuckles to himself as he thinks more.
Crow: “Will it be worth it gentlemen…..and lady? Will it be worth feeling pain that you’ve never felt before in your life……just to get that one opportunity at the World Title? The Sin City Titles? The Tag Team Titles? Or even the Television Title? The pain that I’m going to inflict on you…..my chair shots against your skull will also hit your soul. The thumb tacks that I’ll slam you on…….you’ll need pliers to pull them out of your skin. The barbed wire will be the sharpest object that will ever cut against your skin…..and the blood that will flow from your skull as I run that barbed wire across your skull will be the darkest shade of red that you have ever seen in your life. And of course the ladder…….well I explain more about my ladder at the end of this little promo.
The pain that you five individuals will feel will be pain that you thought only existed in your dreams. And as you look up at me……with your bones burning……your flesh torn to shreds….. your soul barely holding on by a thread…..and blood pouring out of every pore in your body……you’ll ask for mercy. You’ll ask for a quick death. But I’ll smile…….I’ll kneel right next to you…..and say no. You accepted to be in this match. You signed that contract. You knew what I can bring in that ring. You did this all for an opportunity for a piece of gold on a leather strap. I agreed to this match…..not for a title opportunity. It would be nice to get an opportunity for a belt of my choosing. It’s been so long since I’ve last held a belt around my waste. I signed up, though, to hurt people. I signed up for this match for an opportunity to hurt people and to show everyone at home and the roster in the back that I am the most dangerous man in the roster…….and that’s what I’m going to show. Destruction, mayhem, anarchy, and pain……..lots……..and lots…….of pain.”
~Crow pauses once again as the words begin to take shape of what he’s going to talk about next.
Crow : “Cable……you call yourself a type of hardcore icon around here. I find that laughable Cable……but let’s see how hardcore you truly are when you face off against me. Let’s see if Rage hit you as hard as I will when I slam a steal chair against your skull. Let’s see if Johnny Clash slammed you through a table as hard as I will. Let’s see if Kuk Killswitch has just as sick of mind as I do? Let’s see if Chris Cable is just as hardcore as I am…….because Chris……you aren’t. You might be a hardcore wrestler, but I’m more dangerous in that ring when it comes to hardcore type matches. Everything is a weapon to me that can be used to do physical harm to my opponents. You aren’t special Cable. You aren’t unique. You are just another poor soul that crossed paths with a man that is more dangerous than you and has a sicker mind than you. You’ll learn though. You’ll learn as I break your body and your bones into little…..itty bitty……tiny pieces.”
~Crow pauses for a second as he finally looks into the camera for the first time during the promo.
Crow: “Chris Radke…….why are you even in this match? You’re such a waste of time and have no potential here in MPW. I would like to save you……but you’re nothing more than a cockroach. So instead……I think I’m going to do everyone a favor and end your career…..and most likely……your life. At least I’ll get some type of satisfaction as I watch you twitch around in the ring as I break your spine.”
~A slight smile comes across Crow’s face as he looks away from the cameraand off into the darkness once again.
Crow: “Aeryn Ashfield….the so called friend of Soul Shadow who didn’t come down to the ring to help her friend. I couldn’t help but look over to you as myself and Impaler had our little chat with Michael. I could tell that you wanted to come down and help him. But you didn’t. Why is that Aeryn? Why not save your friend from the grasp of two evil men? Was it because you were afraid of the two scary looking guys? Or was it because Michael isn’t really your friend and it wasn’t worth the hassle to get in the ring to save him because at the end of the day…..he’s just another wrestler in your way from your gold and glory. It’s ok Aeryn. I understand. I won’t judge you like so many other people have been judging you as of late. You did what you thought would be the best decision from for your career. Because if you had come down……myself and Impaler would had taken you out as well. Now I don’t like wrestling females. It’s an unfair match up because females don’t’ have the strength as males do. Aeryn….you’re nothing more than a Barbie Doll. A girl made up of plastic and beauty products. You dance around in outfits that are better suited for a strippers and talk about empty threats that you can’t even perform because you are weak. But I know there’s another side of you Aeryn. There’s a part of you that you want to unleash to this world…..and I can help you Aeryn. I can help you be the woman that you’ve always wanted to be. I’ll show you the way, though, after the match because for someone to make their way to heaven…..they must first go through hell. I’ll promise you my child; I’ll save you if you really want me to. But as of right now….you’re in my way to greatness.
Impaler…..my old friend. I took you from that hell hole of ECCWF and brought you here to start anew. Tonight……tonight the Damned can rule MPW with just one match. I know you want that opportunity to win this match Impaler. I know you want to show everyone back in ECCWF that they were wrong about you. You want to shove a win with this match into each and every one of their faces and have them choke on it. So much hatred Impaler. So much anger. But tonight Impaler…….I’m going to be out for blood. I’m going to be looking to hurt someone. I’m going to be going in berserker mode with a blood lust……and if you cross my path, I won’t be able to stop my actions. So my apologies my old friend if I do something that will hurt you. But tonight, we have an opportunity. An opportunity that will help transform MPW into what we want it to be. The odds are in our favor. All I ask Impaler……is not to mess it up for us. Don’t let ego’s get in the way. And remember this Impaler……I brought you into MPW…..and I can take you out if need be.”
~Crow pauses as sorrow takes over Crow’s expression as he looks back into the camera with a concern appearance on his face.
Crow: “And then……of course…….is my little Soul Shadow. I’ve tried so hard to help you Michael. I’ve tried it the easy way…..to offer my hand in friendship and show you a life that you know you want to be a part of. But you spat in my face and told me to go fuck myself. So I tried some tough love on you and beat you to an inch of your life. I offered a way out of your torment. I offered my hand again for friendship…..and yet you declined it once again. So now Michael……..I’m sorry that I have to do this to you……but I’m going to destroy you now. I’m going to go into that ring……..and I’m going to pound away on you with my fist. I’m going to strike your head again…..and again…..and again….and againagainagainagainagainagainagain and again! Until there is nothing but a wrestling mat where your face was once at. Don’t let me destroy you Michael. Don’t make me hurt you. You have so much potential and yet you waste it. I offer my hand in friendship……one last time Michael. Join my family and let me open your eyes……let me save you…….because if you won’t let me save you……then I will destroy you…..in front of the fans……..in front of your friends……and in front of your son. Make the right decision tonight Michael. Be part of my family! Help me as we change MPW for the better. Let Soul Shadow out and let’s burn MPW to the ground so that it can be reborn. Come on Soul Shadow. Come out and play. Let me see the monster that you’ve been keeping in a cage for so long. Let that man come out and let him have some fun. Because if you won’t……after I’ve destroyed the man that was once called Michael……Soul Shadow will emerge like a Phoenix from the ashes and will help me burn this company to the gerund. ”
~Crow pauses as he looks away from the camera and back into the darkness.
Crow: “So many wrestlers…..so many sacrifices……so little time. Tonight…….the dawn of a new era will begin as the Damned wins this match. Many things will happen in this ring tonight…..but I can promise you one thing…….there will be pain…….there will be torment……there will be blood and there will be broken bones. I can guarantee you that………”
~Suddenly, a huge flash of light hits the camera, causing blindness to engulf the screen. A few seconds pass until the camera adjusts to the light. As it does, you can see Crow sitting on top of a ladder. As you look closer at the ladder, though, you can see the ladder is wrapped around in barbed wire! Crow, with a sadistic smile on his face, looks into the camera as his eyes roll in the back of his head.
Crow: “May God have mercy on your pathetic souls……..because I will give you none!”
~Crow lets out an evil laugh as the scene ends with the image of evil itself on the screen.
~End Scene
-Winston Churchill
Let’s Begin Shall We……………
~The scene begins in a darken room. You can’t see anything and you can’t hear anything. Just plain and simple darkness. No deep meaning that you need to strain your head about. It doesn’t matter where you’re at, at this very moment because it’s irrelevant. This promo is nothing more than one man’s words to his fellow opponents. Words that are meant to warn his fellow oppositions about the decision that they made by agreeing to a match with Crow. Agreeing to a match where almost anything goes. A match where Crow can use his imagination to his fullest……an imagination that has hurt countless victims for over a decade…..an imagination that has ended so many careers.
~Suddenly, a beam of light breaks through the darkness and hits the upper half of none other than Crow. Crow, deep in thought, seems to be sitting on something. You can’t help but not think about what’s going on in this man’s sick and twisted mind as Crow stares off into the darkness. This goes on for a little bit until the silence is broken with Crow finally beginning to speak.
Crow: “Come closer my children! Come close and open your ears and your heart to me! Embrace my words and let them change you into the individual that you’ve always wanted to be. Don’t listen to the non believers! They are scum of this earth. They are the Shepard’s! Leading you to the slaughter house! They want to end your life and make a profit out of you! They want to sell your flesh and your soul…….just for some gold and silver. Myself? Money means nothing to me. I have what I need to survive in this world. All I need is some gasoline and some matches to burn this world down to the ground. And once that happens, all I would need is my thoughts and my words to change this world for the better. I’m not here to lead you to the slaughter house my sheep. I’m here to enlighten you. To show you the meaning of life. To help you become the individual that you’ve always wanted to be. I’m not a monster. I’m not a saint. I’m not Jesus and I’m not the Anti-Christ. I’m just a man. I bleed. I feel pain. I have emotions. But I’m a man that sees the world differently…….and this world is just…….soooooo…….beautiful. So beautiful that I need you all to experience the same emotions and feelings that I feel every time I open my eyes to this world. So my children…….take that first step to enlightenment. Take that trip down the rabbit hole and go on an adventure of a life time. But I warn you…….once you begin……..there is no turning back because once you see the light, you will never be the same again.”
~Crow pauses as he combs his hand through his hair as he tries to figure out what next to say.
Crow: “Tonight my sheep…….tonight I wrestle in a match where I would get an opportunity at a title of my choosing. A title that I would be able to have around my waste. A title that people would be forced to pay attention to me even more. A title that could help change the landscape of MPW to my liking. Oh the possibilities. There are so many. The mayhem and destruction I could unleash to the MPW would be legendary…..even in hell. But I mustn’t think too far ahead my children, because this match is a ladder match against five other individuals who want that title shot just as much as I do. But all I really see are 5 individuals who agreed, with a signing of their name on a piece of paper, for me to butcher them and hang their cut up carcasses on meat hooks in a freezer to one day enjoy later with guest. I mean seriously people; do you not know who I am? Do you not know my history? Do you not know that I’m a man who enjoys harming people? This is a ladder match…..which pretty much gives me the authority to use what I want……when I want……in a way that best suits me and my twisted imagination. Of course I will use ladders in our match……..but I’ll probably use steel chairs, tables, barbed wire, thumb tacks,……and the list goes on…..and on…..and on. I’m known for my hardcore skills. I’ve got scars all over my body to prove that I can take pain at its worse and continue a wrestling match. I can’t help but think……why accept a match……a match with weapons involved……with me in it?”
~Crow cracks a smile as the answer finally crosses his mind.
Crow: “But of course…….all for an opportunity to get a strap of gold around your waste.”
~Crow chuckles to himself as he thinks more.
Crow: “Will it be worth it gentlemen…..and lady? Will it be worth feeling pain that you’ve never felt before in your life……just to get that one opportunity at the World Title? The Sin City Titles? The Tag Team Titles? Or even the Television Title? The pain that I’m going to inflict on you…..my chair shots against your skull will also hit your soul. The thumb tacks that I’ll slam you on…….you’ll need pliers to pull them out of your skin. The barbed wire will be the sharpest object that will ever cut against your skin…..and the blood that will flow from your skull as I run that barbed wire across your skull will be the darkest shade of red that you have ever seen in your life. And of course the ladder…….well I explain more about my ladder at the end of this little promo.
The pain that you five individuals will feel will be pain that you thought only existed in your dreams. And as you look up at me……with your bones burning……your flesh torn to shreds….. your soul barely holding on by a thread…..and blood pouring out of every pore in your body……you’ll ask for mercy. You’ll ask for a quick death. But I’ll smile…….I’ll kneel right next to you…..and say no. You accepted to be in this match. You signed that contract. You knew what I can bring in that ring. You did this all for an opportunity for a piece of gold on a leather strap. I agreed to this match…..not for a title opportunity. It would be nice to get an opportunity for a belt of my choosing. It’s been so long since I’ve last held a belt around my waste. I signed up, though, to hurt people. I signed up for this match for an opportunity to hurt people and to show everyone at home and the roster in the back that I am the most dangerous man in the roster…….and that’s what I’m going to show. Destruction, mayhem, anarchy, and pain……..lots……..and lots…….of pain.”
~Crow pauses once again as the words begin to take shape of what he’s going to talk about next.
Crow : “Cable……you call yourself a type of hardcore icon around here. I find that laughable Cable……but let’s see how hardcore you truly are when you face off against me. Let’s see if Rage hit you as hard as I will when I slam a steal chair against your skull. Let’s see if Johnny Clash slammed you through a table as hard as I will. Let’s see if Kuk Killswitch has just as sick of mind as I do? Let’s see if Chris Cable is just as hardcore as I am…….because Chris……you aren’t. You might be a hardcore wrestler, but I’m more dangerous in that ring when it comes to hardcore type matches. Everything is a weapon to me that can be used to do physical harm to my opponents. You aren’t special Cable. You aren’t unique. You are just another poor soul that crossed paths with a man that is more dangerous than you and has a sicker mind than you. You’ll learn though. You’ll learn as I break your body and your bones into little…..itty bitty……tiny pieces.”
~Crow pauses for a second as he finally looks into the camera for the first time during the promo.
Crow: “Chris Radke…….why are you even in this match? You’re such a waste of time and have no potential here in MPW. I would like to save you……but you’re nothing more than a cockroach. So instead……I think I’m going to do everyone a favor and end your career…..and most likely……your life. At least I’ll get some type of satisfaction as I watch you twitch around in the ring as I break your spine.”
~A slight smile comes across Crow’s face as he looks away from the cameraand off into the darkness once again.
Crow: “Aeryn Ashfield….the so called friend of Soul Shadow who didn’t come down to the ring to help her friend. I couldn’t help but look over to you as myself and Impaler had our little chat with Michael. I could tell that you wanted to come down and help him. But you didn’t. Why is that Aeryn? Why not save your friend from the grasp of two evil men? Was it because you were afraid of the two scary looking guys? Or was it because Michael isn’t really your friend and it wasn’t worth the hassle to get in the ring to save him because at the end of the day…..he’s just another wrestler in your way from your gold and glory. It’s ok Aeryn. I understand. I won’t judge you like so many other people have been judging you as of late. You did what you thought would be the best decision from for your career. Because if you had come down……myself and Impaler would had taken you out as well. Now I don’t like wrestling females. It’s an unfair match up because females don’t’ have the strength as males do. Aeryn….you’re nothing more than a Barbie Doll. A girl made up of plastic and beauty products. You dance around in outfits that are better suited for a strippers and talk about empty threats that you can’t even perform because you are weak. But I know there’s another side of you Aeryn. There’s a part of you that you want to unleash to this world…..and I can help you Aeryn. I can help you be the woman that you’ve always wanted to be. I’ll show you the way, though, after the match because for someone to make their way to heaven…..they must first go through hell. I’ll promise you my child; I’ll save you if you really want me to. But as of right now….you’re in my way to greatness.
Impaler…..my old friend. I took you from that hell hole of ECCWF and brought you here to start anew. Tonight……tonight the Damned can rule MPW with just one match. I know you want that opportunity to win this match Impaler. I know you want to show everyone back in ECCWF that they were wrong about you. You want to shove a win with this match into each and every one of their faces and have them choke on it. So much hatred Impaler. So much anger. But tonight Impaler…….I’m going to be out for blood. I’m going to be looking to hurt someone. I’m going to be going in berserker mode with a blood lust……and if you cross my path, I won’t be able to stop my actions. So my apologies my old friend if I do something that will hurt you. But tonight, we have an opportunity. An opportunity that will help transform MPW into what we want it to be. The odds are in our favor. All I ask Impaler……is not to mess it up for us. Don’t let ego’s get in the way. And remember this Impaler……I brought you into MPW…..and I can take you out if need be.”
~Crow pauses as sorrow takes over Crow’s expression as he looks back into the camera with a concern appearance on his face.
Crow: “And then……of course…….is my little Soul Shadow. I’ve tried so hard to help you Michael. I’ve tried it the easy way…..to offer my hand in friendship and show you a life that you know you want to be a part of. But you spat in my face and told me to go fuck myself. So I tried some tough love on you and beat you to an inch of your life. I offered a way out of your torment. I offered my hand again for friendship…..and yet you declined it once again. So now Michael……..I’m sorry that I have to do this to you……but I’m going to destroy you now. I’m going to go into that ring……..and I’m going to pound away on you with my fist. I’m going to strike your head again…..and again…..and again….and againagainagainagainagainagainagain and again! Until there is nothing but a wrestling mat where your face was once at. Don’t let me destroy you Michael. Don’t make me hurt you. You have so much potential and yet you waste it. I offer my hand in friendship……one last time Michael. Join my family and let me open your eyes……let me save you…….because if you won’t let me save you……then I will destroy you…..in front of the fans……..in front of your friends……and in front of your son. Make the right decision tonight Michael. Be part of my family! Help me as we change MPW for the better. Let Soul Shadow out and let’s burn MPW to the ground so that it can be reborn. Come on Soul Shadow. Come out and play. Let me see the monster that you’ve been keeping in a cage for so long. Let that man come out and let him have some fun. Because if you won’t……after I’ve destroyed the man that was once called Michael……Soul Shadow will emerge like a Phoenix from the ashes and will help me burn this company to the gerund. ”
~Crow pauses as he looks away from the camera and back into the darkness.
Crow: “So many wrestlers…..so many sacrifices……so little time. Tonight…….the dawn of a new era will begin as the Damned wins this match. Many things will happen in this ring tonight…..but I can promise you one thing…….there will be pain…….there will be torment……there will be blood and there will be broken bones. I can guarantee you that………”
~Suddenly, a huge flash of light hits the camera, causing blindness to engulf the screen. A few seconds pass until the camera adjusts to the light. As it does, you can see Crow sitting on top of a ladder. As you look closer at the ladder, though, you can see the ladder is wrapped around in barbed wire! Crow, with a sadistic smile on his face, looks into the camera as his eyes roll in the back of his head.
Crow: “May God have mercy on your pathetic souls……..because I will give you none!”
~Crow lets out an evil laugh as the scene ends with the image of evil itself on the screen.
~End Scene
