Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2013 17:47:30 GMT -5
We come in live outside the Honda Center ready for MPW’s Reloaded. There’s a camera crew outside the front door, a line-up of people have amassed behind a red velvet rope, the most sacred of all the ropes. Why they’re being held back is pretty quickly established as there seems to be someone of relative importance at the door, and that explains why there’s a camera in his face. We cut to the feed of the immediate camera to see that it’s MPW newcomer, Matt $tone standing outside the door, posing for the crowd and not getting the best of reactions. Blowing them off, he looks to the camera, making sure they’re ready before speaking.
$tone: Hello Millennium Pro Wrestling, I am Matt Stone and don’t worry, I haven’t heard of any of you, either. That doesn’t mean that I haven’t done my homework, though, and you can bet your bottom dollar that I’m ready to run roughshod over the makeshift team of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum later on tonight. Before I get into the, though, I bet all you guys are anxious to get to know me a bit better, aren’t you?
There’s something thrown towards Matt, but it’s easily avoided, just forcing the native Canadian to smirk and shake his head.
$tone: There goes your autographed picture.
More boos can be heard and electing to stop playing up to the crowd, Matt refocuses back on the camera.
$tone: Let’s head inside.
Backing up to the door, $tone opens the door and walks in, showing the back of his T-shirt showcasing his Twitter handle. Once inside, he spins back around to continue speaking.
$tone: It’s 2013 and Millenium Pro Wrestling is just getting ready to get to that next level here, having just aired their second successful Pay-Per-View and in doing so, they’ve shown that they are here to stay and ready to take this business by storm and with a signing like myself, if I may be so humble, they’ve proven that they have their eyes on the prize. Truth be told though, I’m getting paid peanuts by them compared to the bankroll that Grover has provided me simply to make him half the wrestler I am. I haven’t seen that many zeros since I leaned Binary, but I digress. My past accomplishments aren’t going to give me an advantage here, I get that, but based solely on my merits alone, and with a little over three months left in the year, I am personally guaranteeing that I will have gold here before 2014.
Now that’s a bold statement, isn’t it? Well when you look at my opposition this week, you’ll see its actually quite a modest boast when compared to the revolutionary known as Zero. This guy cracks me up, he jumps some guy from behind a few days ago and suddenly he’s the chosen one? Yeah, the only thing Zero’s been chosen for is my debut opponent, and the first person ready to step into the ring with Grover Banks. I’d like to see him try to get the jump on someone expecting him. Zero is a coward, no bones about it, and cowards are always exposed for the frauds they are. That’s rule number 1. Rule number 2...do your homework. It’s obvious he doesn’t know the first thing about me and all he did was read a little bio online. Yeah, smooth move there. For the record kid, I’m the Abominable Showman, not snowman. If you’re going to read up on someone, actually read. I mean, I can see where you got that from, because once Grover demolishes you, I’ll be there to ice the match, but I doubt you thought that far ahead. Instead, you just skimmed through and thought you’d try and be clever...only name that’s going to be dropped is mine? Ha, cute, I haven’t heard that before...but if you’re comfortable making jokes Mr. Savior, then I suppose you think that this match is a forgone conclusion. I mean, why wouldn’t you, you and Macky are such good pals right, slick partners who have chemistry and a bond that will ensure your comradery, right? Oh wait...that’s right, you haven’t even met him. I’ve been brought in to take care of Grover, ensure he knows what he’s doing and carry him, if necessary, to victory. With the amount he’s paying me, I’m prepared to watch his back through anything, can you say the same of yourself and Boyd? Of course not, you’re all about you and at the end of the day, your name is quite apropos because your word, like your integrity, remains Zero. I’m no boy scout, I admit it, but I will stab you in the chest Zero while you? You need to wait for my back to be turned. The Straight Shooter has his sights locked on you, and I assure you, I never miss.
But you’re not the only one in this match I have to worry about, are you Zero? Oh no, you’ve got your acquaintance of a partner, or at least he will be when you finally meet, Mackey Boyd. The Swamp man, the second coming of Crocodile Dundee. I was expecting to see Kermit the frog playing a banjo, but sadly that never came. Neither did the relevance to a match with me. Quite disappointing, not to mention me at all. I guess he’s just another man who doesn’t have a clue just who the hell I am, and I suppose I can't fault him too much. It’s not like I’m on Twitter, or have my own website, or have been in several wrestling federations the last five years...in case you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. I’d ask where he’s been the last five years, but sadly he showed us and it wasn’t very flattering. He’s immune to venom...well good thing I’m not Eddie Brock, then. Aside from that, he’s a survivor. That’s what we know. Well guess what, Beyonce is a survivor but that doesn't mean I can;t beat her in a wrestling ring, in fact, I’m fairly confident I can. I might be distracted by Dat Ass, but that’s not something I need to worry about with you, is it Boyd? I know you’ll be all over the ring, looking for that opportunity to take that risk, go for the killing blow, but I’m ready for it, I’ve got my eyes on you and while Grover is taking care of the Borderlands 2 reject, I’m going to be looking for you all throughout this match. Banks pointed you out as the biggest threat in this match, and while I might not share his assessment, I’m still going to be on you like leeches on...well leeches on you in that swamp.
Three people are debuting here in this match, so there’s a lot of unknowns going into this, I get that. We’re going to see who’s all talk and who can really back it up, and backing it up is what I’ve made my career on. Zero thinks this will be the start of his uprising, his take-over of this company as he tries to save it, the arrogance is laughable that he can do anything, and really, this company is doing just fine. To prove that point, they have signed its new top star in myself, its only a matter of time. And how fitting that both my opponents close on speaking about time, how survival of the fittest has been going on for millenniums. Zero saying its a long time coming, a new MPW is on the horizon, its all really appropriate because all those Milleniums ago at the beginning, there was the Stone age, and the same thing can be said about a new MPW, it will also start with a Stone age. With Grover Banks by my side, following my leadership, he and I will be a force to be reckoned with, mark my words. Head my advice and listen to me gentlemen, you will not be successful tonight, I will be 1-0 and it will not be the last of my victories. Neither of you really have a name worth dropping, but I will do it nonetheless. If you think you can best me, then I challenge you, I dare you to step up and shut me up!
With that, the confident Matt $tone walks off back towards the locker room.
$tone: Hello Millennium Pro Wrestling, I am Matt Stone and don’t worry, I haven’t heard of any of you, either. That doesn’t mean that I haven’t done my homework, though, and you can bet your bottom dollar that I’m ready to run roughshod over the makeshift team of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum later on tonight. Before I get into the, though, I bet all you guys are anxious to get to know me a bit better, aren’t you?
There’s something thrown towards Matt, but it’s easily avoided, just forcing the native Canadian to smirk and shake his head.
$tone: There goes your autographed picture.
More boos can be heard and electing to stop playing up to the crowd, Matt refocuses back on the camera.
$tone: Let’s head inside.
Backing up to the door, $tone opens the door and walks in, showing the back of his T-shirt showcasing his Twitter handle. Once inside, he spins back around to continue speaking.
$tone: It’s 2013 and Millenium Pro Wrestling is just getting ready to get to that next level here, having just aired their second successful Pay-Per-View and in doing so, they’ve shown that they are here to stay and ready to take this business by storm and with a signing like myself, if I may be so humble, they’ve proven that they have their eyes on the prize. Truth be told though, I’m getting paid peanuts by them compared to the bankroll that Grover has provided me simply to make him half the wrestler I am. I haven’t seen that many zeros since I leaned Binary, but I digress. My past accomplishments aren’t going to give me an advantage here, I get that, but based solely on my merits alone, and with a little over three months left in the year, I am personally guaranteeing that I will have gold here before 2014.
Now that’s a bold statement, isn’t it? Well when you look at my opposition this week, you’ll see its actually quite a modest boast when compared to the revolutionary known as Zero. This guy cracks me up, he jumps some guy from behind a few days ago and suddenly he’s the chosen one? Yeah, the only thing Zero’s been chosen for is my debut opponent, and the first person ready to step into the ring with Grover Banks. I’d like to see him try to get the jump on someone expecting him. Zero is a coward, no bones about it, and cowards are always exposed for the frauds they are. That’s rule number 1. Rule number 2...do your homework. It’s obvious he doesn’t know the first thing about me and all he did was read a little bio online. Yeah, smooth move there. For the record kid, I’m the Abominable Showman, not snowman. If you’re going to read up on someone, actually read. I mean, I can see where you got that from, because once Grover demolishes you, I’ll be there to ice the match, but I doubt you thought that far ahead. Instead, you just skimmed through and thought you’d try and be clever...only name that’s going to be dropped is mine? Ha, cute, I haven’t heard that before...but if you’re comfortable making jokes Mr. Savior, then I suppose you think that this match is a forgone conclusion. I mean, why wouldn’t you, you and Macky are such good pals right, slick partners who have chemistry and a bond that will ensure your comradery, right? Oh wait...that’s right, you haven’t even met him. I’ve been brought in to take care of Grover, ensure he knows what he’s doing and carry him, if necessary, to victory. With the amount he’s paying me, I’m prepared to watch his back through anything, can you say the same of yourself and Boyd? Of course not, you’re all about you and at the end of the day, your name is quite apropos because your word, like your integrity, remains Zero. I’m no boy scout, I admit it, but I will stab you in the chest Zero while you? You need to wait for my back to be turned. The Straight Shooter has his sights locked on you, and I assure you, I never miss.
But you’re not the only one in this match I have to worry about, are you Zero? Oh no, you’ve got your acquaintance of a partner, or at least he will be when you finally meet, Mackey Boyd. The Swamp man, the second coming of Crocodile Dundee. I was expecting to see Kermit the frog playing a banjo, but sadly that never came. Neither did the relevance to a match with me. Quite disappointing, not to mention me at all. I guess he’s just another man who doesn’t have a clue just who the hell I am, and I suppose I can't fault him too much. It’s not like I’m on Twitter, or have my own website, or have been in several wrestling federations the last five years...in case you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic. I’d ask where he’s been the last five years, but sadly he showed us and it wasn’t very flattering. He’s immune to venom...well good thing I’m not Eddie Brock, then. Aside from that, he’s a survivor. That’s what we know. Well guess what, Beyonce is a survivor but that doesn't mean I can;t beat her in a wrestling ring, in fact, I’m fairly confident I can. I might be distracted by Dat Ass, but that’s not something I need to worry about with you, is it Boyd? I know you’ll be all over the ring, looking for that opportunity to take that risk, go for the killing blow, but I’m ready for it, I’ve got my eyes on you and while Grover is taking care of the Borderlands 2 reject, I’m going to be looking for you all throughout this match. Banks pointed you out as the biggest threat in this match, and while I might not share his assessment, I’m still going to be on you like leeches on...well leeches on you in that swamp.
Three people are debuting here in this match, so there’s a lot of unknowns going into this, I get that. We’re going to see who’s all talk and who can really back it up, and backing it up is what I’ve made my career on. Zero thinks this will be the start of his uprising, his take-over of this company as he tries to save it, the arrogance is laughable that he can do anything, and really, this company is doing just fine. To prove that point, they have signed its new top star in myself, its only a matter of time. And how fitting that both my opponents close on speaking about time, how survival of the fittest has been going on for millenniums. Zero saying its a long time coming, a new MPW is on the horizon, its all really appropriate because all those Milleniums ago at the beginning, there was the Stone age, and the same thing can be said about a new MPW, it will also start with a Stone age. With Grover Banks by my side, following my leadership, he and I will be a force to be reckoned with, mark my words. Head my advice and listen to me gentlemen, you will not be successful tonight, I will be 1-0 and it will not be the last of my victories. Neither of you really have a name worth dropping, but I will do it nonetheless. If you think you can best me, then I challenge you, I dare you to step up and shut me up!
With that, the confident Matt $tone walks off back towards the locker room.