Post by impaler on Oct 6, 2013 9:55:28 GMT -5
Prerecorded a couple of days ago at an MPW House Show -
(We open in the middle of an unnamed arena somewhere in the journey to Portland, Oregon. The house is packed for an MPW Show. The crowd is anxious for the show to begin when the house lights in the arena dim, Black Hole Sun by Sound Garden begins to play, a red hue envelopes the entrance area as Impaler marches out and surveys the audience through the dim lighting, he takes out his mask of war on the ramp and toys with it a bit before continuing to the ring his gaze locked on his mask as he stalks to the ring. As he reaches the ring he stops and toys with the mask again before tossing it into the center of the ring. Instead of his normal Modus Operandi of pulling himself up on the apron and over the top rope, he rolls into the ring pulling himself ending up on his knees arms outstretched in a symbol of a crucifix looking up to the heavens with his mask at his knees as he then looks to the announcer for a microphone and the announcer obliges sliding it into the ring at his knees, and Impaler grasps it before lifting himself to his feet as the house lights come back up.)
Impaler: I HAVE BEEN BORN AGAIN! Follow me, to salvation! You see all of you people, fans, and wrestlers alike believe me to be the Big Bad Wolf. You think Crow is the Wolf in Sheep’s clothing, but you all know nothing. You need to embrace the terror, embrace the ride, embrace the chaos, embrace the unknown. We are the truth in the face of liars, in the face of what others may tell you is good for you, what is decent, what is morally correct. The truth is we’re not the corrupt ones, we’re not the ones standing around offering you the easy path, no because life never has an easy path for the true believes, the true Patriots, the truly Faithful. Oh no, while every Politian wants you to believe that they care about you, both sides shut the doors to the government and say screw you, screw the proletarian, the underdog, the already disenfranchised, but they still get their fat checks. It’s the same way here, your “good guys” want you to believe they care about you, the fans, no that’s not it, they want your money from your already over stretched pocket, they want you to buy their merchandise, they want you to embrace their ideals so that they can line their pockets.
(Impaler reaches down and grabs his Mask of War and holds it up for everyone to see.)
Impaler: You people believe me to be a bad man, why, because I wear a mask, because you don’t understand why I do what I do. I have helped build companies, I have saved companies, I have resurrected Wrestling Federations from the ashes and how have I done that. I have aligned myself with the smartest man in company, and systematically we broke every person we could, tested their might and molded them into our image. I am doing the same with MPW, Crow knows where MPW needs to go but because you all fear change and you are all stuck in your diluted concept of reality where men and women like Soul Shadow and “Ms. Roll the Dice” Aeryn Ashfield continue to embrace your faulty misconceptions and they will eventually be fragmented.
(Impaler in one quick motion put the Mask of War over his head and face.)
Impaler: Now this week, Mackey Boyd, you’re the man who the misguided individual Bobby Herman chose to put Mackey Boyd in my path. Now Mackey, I do not pity you for your demise will be an exquisite one. You see Mackey, words without actions are meaningless, trite, and cannot be taken seriously. However The Damned has delivered action on every occasion. Mackey I ask you to take a look at but one man in Soul Shadow…
(The crowd erupts in a cheers for the mention of man who is the would be savior of MPW as Impaler annoyed, smiles a fake smile.)
Impaler: Oh Mackey these people here love him, but they do not understand that he stands in the way of progress for them, progress for the MPW, progress that will make things more exciting. They are afraid of change, they are afraid that we WILL make things better, but despite them these hypocrites and ignorant men and women are the ones The Damned are attempting to help. By bringing them compelling, real life drama, this is our gift to them as people they need only to follow to get the reward.
(Impaler holds his hands up in the position of the Crucifix again and tilts his head to the heavens again before snapping his head forward and a sinister smile.)
Impaler: Mackey, I am a savior, I am the black hole son that this company needs. Mackey what you are is a backwater gator chaser, you’re an example of what this world has become, stations like the History Channel, only now show the occasional history instead they introduce us to Swamp People, I assume those are your relatives right? You’re all related in the Swamps and Bayous to my understanding whether you know it or not. Hell the Learning Channel puts a show with the intellectual merits of rubbernecking a sixteen car pile-up in Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo, this is the dumbing down of our nation that we’re going to stop here in MPW and even you too are welcome to the light of enlightenment. Even you are welcome to worship at my church. Mackey, I am change through me, through Crow, the wrestler will become more, the wrestler will become the gods and goddesses of a new generation. All you need to do is follow the angels and know that what we do, though you may not understand it is for you, is for everyone with the mind to open it. Mackey this week I will welcome you to arms of sorrow and away from the world of the weak and I will drag you to the depths of understanding and from there you will begin to understand. Goodnight sweet child we will meet soon and every one of my children will come home.
(With that the lights in the arena go out and when they come back up Impaler is gone.)
(We open in the middle of an unnamed arena somewhere in the journey to Portland, Oregon. The house is packed for an MPW Show. The crowd is anxious for the show to begin when the house lights in the arena dim, Black Hole Sun by Sound Garden begins to play, a red hue envelopes the entrance area as Impaler marches out and surveys the audience through the dim lighting, he takes out his mask of war on the ramp and toys with it a bit before continuing to the ring his gaze locked on his mask as he stalks to the ring. As he reaches the ring he stops and toys with the mask again before tossing it into the center of the ring. Instead of his normal Modus Operandi of pulling himself up on the apron and over the top rope, he rolls into the ring pulling himself ending up on his knees arms outstretched in a symbol of a crucifix looking up to the heavens with his mask at his knees as he then looks to the announcer for a microphone and the announcer obliges sliding it into the ring at his knees, and Impaler grasps it before lifting himself to his feet as the house lights come back up.)
Impaler: I HAVE BEEN BORN AGAIN! Follow me, to salvation! You see all of you people, fans, and wrestlers alike believe me to be the Big Bad Wolf. You think Crow is the Wolf in Sheep’s clothing, but you all know nothing. You need to embrace the terror, embrace the ride, embrace the chaos, embrace the unknown. We are the truth in the face of liars, in the face of what others may tell you is good for you, what is decent, what is morally correct. The truth is we’re not the corrupt ones, we’re not the ones standing around offering you the easy path, no because life never has an easy path for the true believes, the true Patriots, the truly Faithful. Oh no, while every Politian wants you to believe that they care about you, both sides shut the doors to the government and say screw you, screw the proletarian, the underdog, the already disenfranchised, but they still get their fat checks. It’s the same way here, your “good guys” want you to believe they care about you, the fans, no that’s not it, they want your money from your already over stretched pocket, they want you to buy their merchandise, they want you to embrace their ideals so that they can line their pockets.
(Impaler reaches down and grabs his Mask of War and holds it up for everyone to see.)
Impaler: You people believe me to be a bad man, why, because I wear a mask, because you don’t understand why I do what I do. I have helped build companies, I have saved companies, I have resurrected Wrestling Federations from the ashes and how have I done that. I have aligned myself with the smartest man in company, and systematically we broke every person we could, tested their might and molded them into our image. I am doing the same with MPW, Crow knows where MPW needs to go but because you all fear change and you are all stuck in your diluted concept of reality where men and women like Soul Shadow and “Ms. Roll the Dice” Aeryn Ashfield continue to embrace your faulty misconceptions and they will eventually be fragmented.
(Impaler in one quick motion put the Mask of War over his head and face.)
Impaler: Now this week, Mackey Boyd, you’re the man who the misguided individual Bobby Herman chose to put Mackey Boyd in my path. Now Mackey, I do not pity you for your demise will be an exquisite one. You see Mackey, words without actions are meaningless, trite, and cannot be taken seriously. However The Damned has delivered action on every occasion. Mackey I ask you to take a look at but one man in Soul Shadow…
(The crowd erupts in a cheers for the mention of man who is the would be savior of MPW as Impaler annoyed, smiles a fake smile.)
Impaler: Oh Mackey these people here love him, but they do not understand that he stands in the way of progress for them, progress for the MPW, progress that will make things more exciting. They are afraid of change, they are afraid that we WILL make things better, but despite them these hypocrites and ignorant men and women are the ones The Damned are attempting to help. By bringing them compelling, real life drama, this is our gift to them as people they need only to follow to get the reward.
(Impaler holds his hands up in the position of the Crucifix again and tilts his head to the heavens again before snapping his head forward and a sinister smile.)
Impaler: Mackey, I am a savior, I am the black hole son that this company needs. Mackey what you are is a backwater gator chaser, you’re an example of what this world has become, stations like the History Channel, only now show the occasional history instead they introduce us to Swamp People, I assume those are your relatives right? You’re all related in the Swamps and Bayous to my understanding whether you know it or not. Hell the Learning Channel puts a show with the intellectual merits of rubbernecking a sixteen car pile-up in Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo, this is the dumbing down of our nation that we’re going to stop here in MPW and even you too are welcome to the light of enlightenment. Even you are welcome to worship at my church. Mackey, I am change through me, through Crow, the wrestler will become more, the wrestler will become the gods and goddesses of a new generation. All you need to do is follow the angels and know that what we do, though you may not understand it is for you, is for everyone with the mind to open it. Mackey this week I will welcome you to arms of sorrow and away from the world of the weak and I will drag you to the depths of understanding and from there you will begin to understand. Goodnight sweet child we will meet soon and every one of my children will come home.
(With that the lights in the arena go out and when they come back up Impaler is gone.)
