Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2013 22:36:10 GMT -5
The sun glistens off the light blue water, unusually warm for October weather, at least compared to what our hero is used to. We see him laying, face down, on a lawn chair with a beautiful brunette on top of him, massaging his back. Not a bad way to spend a birthday.
“So after we won, I took the kid out for drinks...his treat, of course, and I told him he didn’t screw up. Probably the best moment of his life, to be honest.”
The woman on his back simply smiled and flipped her hair back as she dug into his back.
“Over the last couple days he and I have been in the gym, and I’ve been working him pretty hard. He’s improving, for sure, but there are times where I have to smack him to get him right back on track. I’ll give him this, though, he’s a quick study. He’s picked up quickly that strikes alone won;t get the job done the majority of the time, he needs to get stronger at takedowns, learn to control his opponents better and most importantly, always listen to me. He will, and once again we’ll be victorious, in accordance with the prophecy.”
“Prophecy?”
“Everyone else seems to think they can see the future, I figure why not?”
He shrugs as he lays his head down in his hands enjoying the remainder of his massage.
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We come in on our hero, Matt $tone sitting on his hotel bed, getting ready to head down to the area. Nothing fancy, he’s just ready to spit truth.
“So I’m gunna make this short and sweet this week kiddies, it’s my Birthday and I have far more important things to do than tell you all why you should tune in to Reloaded and see once again the team of Grover Banks and Matt Stone victorious against Zero and the new flavor of the week. Last week it was a man from the swamp teaming with the Kool-Aid serving Zero and this week it’s a man with a concussion. At least, that’s my diagnosis of the situation as he seems to think he’s facing the Age of Arrogance. I mean, it’s a cool name. and I have been called arrogant in the past by people who didn’t really know me, but it’s not us. Either you’re delusional, or you have the gall to look passed me and Grover. Either way is dangerous, but the latter just pisses me off. I haven’t lost a debut match since 2009, and that was my first match in the business. I am not to be taken lightly, nor am I to be overlooked entirely. Either way Nathan, you’re leaving Oregon with a concussion, I’m coming for blood.
Now onto Zero, the backstabbing mouthpiece of the Zero Talent club. I’ll let that sink in for a moment, I realize you’re not the quickest draw in the West. Last week I proved you can't defeat a man who sees you coming, this week I prove you can’t defeat me, period. I’m calling for a close-up this week Zero, I want the cameras all on me as I pound you into the ground like a porn star preparing for her fifth movie that day. Last week I let Grover do the heavy lifting, allowing him to show me what he can do. This week, Zero, I show everyone what I can do. I’m Canada’s greatest contribution to the sport of professional wrestling and this week I prove that no one can SHUT ME UP!”
Matt turns off the camera, sending us to black.
“So after we won, I took the kid out for drinks...his treat, of course, and I told him he didn’t screw up. Probably the best moment of his life, to be honest.”
The woman on his back simply smiled and flipped her hair back as she dug into his back.
“Over the last couple days he and I have been in the gym, and I’ve been working him pretty hard. He’s improving, for sure, but there are times where I have to smack him to get him right back on track. I’ll give him this, though, he’s a quick study. He’s picked up quickly that strikes alone won;t get the job done the majority of the time, he needs to get stronger at takedowns, learn to control his opponents better and most importantly, always listen to me. He will, and once again we’ll be victorious, in accordance with the prophecy.”
“Prophecy?”
“Everyone else seems to think they can see the future, I figure why not?”
He shrugs as he lays his head down in his hands enjoying the remainder of his massage.
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We come in on our hero, Matt $tone sitting on his hotel bed, getting ready to head down to the area. Nothing fancy, he’s just ready to spit truth.
“So I’m gunna make this short and sweet this week kiddies, it’s my Birthday and I have far more important things to do than tell you all why you should tune in to Reloaded and see once again the team of Grover Banks and Matt Stone victorious against Zero and the new flavor of the week. Last week it was a man from the swamp teaming with the Kool-Aid serving Zero and this week it’s a man with a concussion. At least, that’s my diagnosis of the situation as he seems to think he’s facing the Age of Arrogance. I mean, it’s a cool name. and I have been called arrogant in the past by people who didn’t really know me, but it’s not us. Either you’re delusional, or you have the gall to look passed me and Grover. Either way is dangerous, but the latter just pisses me off. I haven’t lost a debut match since 2009, and that was my first match in the business. I am not to be taken lightly, nor am I to be overlooked entirely. Either way Nathan, you’re leaving Oregon with a concussion, I’m coming for blood.
Now onto Zero, the backstabbing mouthpiece of the Zero Talent club. I’ll let that sink in for a moment, I realize you’re not the quickest draw in the West. Last week I proved you can't defeat a man who sees you coming, this week I prove you can’t defeat me, period. I’m calling for a close-up this week Zero, I want the cameras all on me as I pound you into the ground like a porn star preparing for her fifth movie that day. Last week I let Grover do the heavy lifting, allowing him to show me what he can do. This week, Zero, I show everyone what I can do. I’m Canada’s greatest contribution to the sport of professional wrestling and this week I prove that no one can SHUT ME UP!”
Matt turns off the camera, sending us to black.