Post by Kurt Newman on Oct 20, 2013 11:06:54 GMT -5
(I’m going to throw up. I really need to throw up. I’m so nervous right now, it ain’t even funny. My body is shaking, my mind is everywhere, and I seriously need to puke. It’s not because I’m nervous about my match with Jason X tonight. I got no problem with Jason and he’s proven that he’s a great wrestler time and time again. But I know what I can do and I know what Jason can do…….and it’s not even close between us. I can blow him out of that wrestling ring if I really wanted to.)
(I’m more nervous about facing these fans. The fans that I wrestle for. The fans that I get my inspiration from. The fans that pay money to see some great wrestling. And that’s what I’ve always tried to do. To put on a show that people will remember. Even though I’m not main eventing tonight, it’s going to be a main event type match with or without Jason X’s help.)
(I’ve been standing by the entrance in the back for what seems like hours as I try my best to mentally get ready to face my fans once again here in MPW. I can already mentally see the huge pop that I’ll get when I make my way out to the ring and it brings goosebumps. I love those pops from the fans. Once I hear those cheers, that adrenaline goes running through my body and it’s almost as good as having sex.)
(Some chick with a clip board and a head set comes walking over to me and says something, but I can’t hear her. I’m in the zone and I can’t lose my concentration now. I’m pretty sure she’s telling me that their ready for me to head out. So I nod my head and place my aviator sun glasses over my face as Avon by Queens Of The Stone Age begins to play throughout the arena. I can tell the fans don’t know why the music is playing or who will be coming out, but they soon will as I make my way through the curtains and into the arena.)
(I can’t help but have a huge smile on my face as the fans blow the lid off the arena as they see me coming out. The lights flash from cameras and the screaming of fans almost break my ear drums because it’s so loud. Those goosebumps cover my body and a chill goes up my spine and…….I…….love…….it. It feels so good as I look around the arena and soak it all in. I see the fans by the guardrails, extend their hands out, hoping to get that one hand slap by me. So I oblige as I make my way down to the ring and slap each and every one of their hands.)
(I quickly make my way back into the ring and stand in the middle of it as the fans continue to cheer. Suddenly, the fans in the arena begin to throw streamers into the ring of multiple colors and it covers me and the ring. I can’t help but smile as I struggle to get to the ropes to be handed a microphone by one of the staff members. The music dies and I stand in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand and the biggest smile on my face that you will ever see in your life.)
(I soak this moment in as the fans won’t let me talk yet. Suddenly, a chant begins with the fans and the grin on my face grows larger)
MPW Fans: “Kurt Fucking Newman (clap, clap, clapclapclap) Kurt Fucking Newman (clap clap clapclapclap)!”
(That chant goes on for a while until I finally calm the fans down by putting up my hand, to tell them know to quite it down a little bit. They eventually do. So I bring the microphone up to my lips and begin to talk to the fans. The first time that I’ve been able to do so for over a year.)
Kurt Newman: “Wow…….I didn’t think I was going to get a reaction like that. So thank you.”
(The fans cheer once again as some of the ring crew begin to grab the streamers from the ring.)
Kurt Newman: “I’m sorry that it’s been so long since I was last in this ring with you guys, but as some of you might not of know…..I had lung cancer about a year ago. So as soon as I heard I had it, I went in for treatment. And I don’t know if any of you have had someone who’s had cancer in their life’s……and if you do…..you know that it sucks. Because of the radiation treatment, my body got weak….lost a lot of weight…..lost my hair….and I was almost at the brink of death. But I survived. I’m one of the lucky few to survive and I thank God each and every day for this second opportunity in life. So I’d like to thank everyone that stuck by my side during my time of need. I’d like to thank the wrestlers in the back that came by when they had the chance to. I’d like to thank management for being there for me also. And finally, I’d like to thank you, the fans, for all the cards and the gifts. Inspiring me to continue my fight and wanting me to come back to the ring. So here I am. Back in wrestling in a match tonight against Jason X.”
(The fans cheer as they know that I’m going to wrestle tonight)
Kurt Newman: “Now I’ve been gone for a while. A lot of new faces and a lot of old faces. The same can be said about the fans. So for the people who don’t know who the hell I am, my name is Kurt Newman and I am the best wrestler this industry has ever seen. I’ve wrestled around the world and I’ve had plenty of titles around this sexy six pack waist of mine. I’ve beaten the best and I’ve beaten the worst. I’m known as the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. The man that puts awe into awesome. The Prodigal Son of Chicago. The Golden Boy. The Man Of A Million Nick Names. And the man that puts cock into cocky.”
(The fans begin to laugh over the last comment that I just made. I make a goofy looking smile as I notice what I just said. All for laughs of course.)
Kurt Newman: “Now there are some things that haven’t changed around here. Trey Baxter and Jason Blaze are still dicks, Bliss is still a whore, and the MPW universe still loves them some Kurt Newman.”
(A cheap pop, but the fans still love as they cheer.)
Kurt Newman: “Now I came back to MPW for one reason and one reason only. To be successful here in MPW. I’ve been wrestling around the world. I’ve wrestled in Japan. I’ve wrestled in Mexico. I wrestled in England and I’ve wrestled in Russia. I’ve wrestled in Canada and I’ve wrestled in America. And I have been successful in each and every one of the organizations I’ve been. I’ve won major matches against the greats there and I’ve won multiple titles in every fed that I’ve been in. I came back to MPW because to me, this is the one fed that I have not been able to bring my success to. I wasn’t able to because it was cut short because of the cancer. So I’ve worked my ass off since the cancer left me. I’ve trained like hell to be back to the top of my game. I’ve worked so hard that I was sweating blood and that is a fact jack. I’ve worked my ass off to get to this moment right here. To be in this ring again with you the fans. I’ve worked till I couldn’t work no more……and then I worked a little bit more for this moment right here. So who’s ready for a show tonight by the main event stealer?”
(The fans cheer in response to seeing me in action once again.)
Kurt Newman: “Jason X! I got no beef with you. You’re a talented wrestler who’s won the Television Title on multiple occasions. You’ve been with the company for a long time now and I know what you can do in that ring. You have the potential to do whatever you want in that ring and I know if I gave you the opportunity and let my guard down, you would be able to beat me. But you know I won’t let you do that to me Jason. I’ve waited for over a year to get back into this ring and I’m not getting a loss on my first match back. So I hope you know what I can do in that ring Jason. I hope you know that when it comes to wrestling, I can hit you with moves that you thought never existed. I hope you know that no one in the back……and I literally mean this……is a better hybrid wrestler than I am. I can do it all Jason. My wrestling technique is one of a kind. A blend from all the type of wrestling forms there is around the world. My high flying moves……no one else is capable of executing. My submission moves target muscles that you thought never existed. I’m stronger, faster, and more talented than half of the roster combined and that is including you Jason.
I came back to be one of the faces here in MPW Jason. I want to knock Blaze and Baxter off the top of the mountain and watch as those sons of bitches fall from the top of the mountain of crap that they’ve built over the past year. I want that World Title that Roxi has around my waist because I’m sorry to say, but MPW isn’t some bingo hall indie wrestling organization where they give the World Title to women to try to make some head wind. A World Heavy Weight Title shouldn’t be around the waist of a 100 something pound female who can hardly hold the World Title belt, let alone hold a company on her shoulder. I came back to MPW to prove once and for all that I am the best wrestler here in MPW. So I will go through whomever to prove that. Line them all up. Line up Blaze, line up Baxter, line up Roxi, line up Clash, line up Crow, and line up Soul Shadow and I will knock them all down like the third rated wrestlers that they truly are. So I’ll steam roll past you Jason and whoever wants to step up and get their teeth kicked in by the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Kurt Newman.”
(I pause as I slowly take my aviator glasses off my face and place clip it on my white v neck shirt.)
Kurt Newman: “I may be cocky and I’m spewing out shit that I haven’t been able to back up since I last left here in MPW, but don’t you ever count me out of a match. You never count out Kurt Newman, even if the odds are against me because no one has the will power and the determination like I have. And I will prove that tonight when I face off against you Jason and each and every night after that. So tonight Jason, I’m going to prove that I am the best wrestler there is around by out wrestling you, tonight, in this very ring. I’m going to wrestle circles around you so fast that you’re going to get so dizzy that you’re going to throw up in the middle of this ring. So good luck to you Jason X. You’re going to need it. But hell, I’m already fucking Lady Luck, and she’s been liking what she’s been getting lately from me, Kurt Newman.”
(With that, I toss the microphone to the mat and make my way over to a nearby turnbuckle and climb it. Avon by Queens of The Stone Age plays once again as I look at the sea of fans in front of me and just wish I could jump on them and let them carry me throughout the arena. They cheer. They clap. They say they love me. They made signs that glorify me. This is nirvana for me. This is my heaven. I wish I could be in this moment for ever. But I have a wrestling match to get ready for. So I hope off the rope and exit the ring. I slap some more hands for the fans as I make my way to the back of the arena.)
( Pass the curtain; I see a lot of the staff and wrestlers. All of them have smiles on their faces as they begin to huddle around me. Some give me hugs, others pats on the back. I want to say something. Like thank you, but I can’t. My emotions at this very moment are shot and it’s hard not to let them take over. So I just smile and do my best to hold back the tears. With that, the scene ends with a smile on my face.)
(I’m more nervous about facing these fans. The fans that I wrestle for. The fans that I get my inspiration from. The fans that pay money to see some great wrestling. And that’s what I’ve always tried to do. To put on a show that people will remember. Even though I’m not main eventing tonight, it’s going to be a main event type match with or without Jason X’s help.)
(I’ve been standing by the entrance in the back for what seems like hours as I try my best to mentally get ready to face my fans once again here in MPW. I can already mentally see the huge pop that I’ll get when I make my way out to the ring and it brings goosebumps. I love those pops from the fans. Once I hear those cheers, that adrenaline goes running through my body and it’s almost as good as having sex.)
(Some chick with a clip board and a head set comes walking over to me and says something, but I can’t hear her. I’m in the zone and I can’t lose my concentration now. I’m pretty sure she’s telling me that their ready for me to head out. So I nod my head and place my aviator sun glasses over my face as Avon by Queens Of The Stone Age begins to play throughout the arena. I can tell the fans don’t know why the music is playing or who will be coming out, but they soon will as I make my way through the curtains and into the arena.)
(I can’t help but have a huge smile on my face as the fans blow the lid off the arena as they see me coming out. The lights flash from cameras and the screaming of fans almost break my ear drums because it’s so loud. Those goosebumps cover my body and a chill goes up my spine and…….I…….love…….it. It feels so good as I look around the arena and soak it all in. I see the fans by the guardrails, extend their hands out, hoping to get that one hand slap by me. So I oblige as I make my way down to the ring and slap each and every one of their hands.)
(I quickly make my way back into the ring and stand in the middle of it as the fans continue to cheer. Suddenly, the fans in the arena begin to throw streamers into the ring of multiple colors and it covers me and the ring. I can’t help but smile as I struggle to get to the ropes to be handed a microphone by one of the staff members. The music dies and I stand in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand and the biggest smile on my face that you will ever see in your life.)
(I soak this moment in as the fans won’t let me talk yet. Suddenly, a chant begins with the fans and the grin on my face grows larger)
MPW Fans: “Kurt Fucking Newman (clap, clap, clapclapclap) Kurt Fucking Newman (clap clap clapclapclap)!”
(That chant goes on for a while until I finally calm the fans down by putting up my hand, to tell them know to quite it down a little bit. They eventually do. So I bring the microphone up to my lips and begin to talk to the fans. The first time that I’ve been able to do so for over a year.)
Kurt Newman: “Wow…….I didn’t think I was going to get a reaction like that. So thank you.”
(The fans cheer once again as some of the ring crew begin to grab the streamers from the ring.)
Kurt Newman: “I’m sorry that it’s been so long since I was last in this ring with you guys, but as some of you might not of know…..I had lung cancer about a year ago. So as soon as I heard I had it, I went in for treatment. And I don’t know if any of you have had someone who’s had cancer in their life’s……and if you do…..you know that it sucks. Because of the radiation treatment, my body got weak….lost a lot of weight…..lost my hair….and I was almost at the brink of death. But I survived. I’m one of the lucky few to survive and I thank God each and every day for this second opportunity in life. So I’d like to thank everyone that stuck by my side during my time of need. I’d like to thank the wrestlers in the back that came by when they had the chance to. I’d like to thank management for being there for me also. And finally, I’d like to thank you, the fans, for all the cards and the gifts. Inspiring me to continue my fight and wanting me to come back to the ring. So here I am. Back in wrestling in a match tonight against Jason X.”
(The fans cheer as they know that I’m going to wrestle tonight)
Kurt Newman: “Now I’ve been gone for a while. A lot of new faces and a lot of old faces. The same can be said about the fans. So for the people who don’t know who the hell I am, my name is Kurt Newman and I am the best wrestler this industry has ever seen. I’ve wrestled around the world and I’ve had plenty of titles around this sexy six pack waist of mine. I’ve beaten the best and I’ve beaten the worst. I’m known as the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. The man that puts awe into awesome. The Prodigal Son of Chicago. The Golden Boy. The Man Of A Million Nick Names. And the man that puts cock into cocky.”
(The fans begin to laugh over the last comment that I just made. I make a goofy looking smile as I notice what I just said. All for laughs of course.)
Kurt Newman: “Now there are some things that haven’t changed around here. Trey Baxter and Jason Blaze are still dicks, Bliss is still a whore, and the MPW universe still loves them some Kurt Newman.”
(A cheap pop, but the fans still love as they cheer.)
Kurt Newman: “Now I came back to MPW for one reason and one reason only. To be successful here in MPW. I’ve been wrestling around the world. I’ve wrestled in Japan. I’ve wrestled in Mexico. I wrestled in England and I’ve wrestled in Russia. I’ve wrestled in Canada and I’ve wrestled in America. And I have been successful in each and every one of the organizations I’ve been. I’ve won major matches against the greats there and I’ve won multiple titles in every fed that I’ve been in. I came back to MPW because to me, this is the one fed that I have not been able to bring my success to. I wasn’t able to because it was cut short because of the cancer. So I’ve worked my ass off since the cancer left me. I’ve trained like hell to be back to the top of my game. I’ve worked so hard that I was sweating blood and that is a fact jack. I’ve worked my ass off to get to this moment right here. To be in this ring again with you the fans. I’ve worked till I couldn’t work no more……and then I worked a little bit more for this moment right here. So who’s ready for a show tonight by the main event stealer?”
(The fans cheer in response to seeing me in action once again.)
Kurt Newman: “Jason X! I got no beef with you. You’re a talented wrestler who’s won the Television Title on multiple occasions. You’ve been with the company for a long time now and I know what you can do in that ring. You have the potential to do whatever you want in that ring and I know if I gave you the opportunity and let my guard down, you would be able to beat me. But you know I won’t let you do that to me Jason. I’ve waited for over a year to get back into this ring and I’m not getting a loss on my first match back. So I hope you know what I can do in that ring Jason. I hope you know that when it comes to wrestling, I can hit you with moves that you thought never existed. I hope you know that no one in the back……and I literally mean this……is a better hybrid wrestler than I am. I can do it all Jason. My wrestling technique is one of a kind. A blend from all the type of wrestling forms there is around the world. My high flying moves……no one else is capable of executing. My submission moves target muscles that you thought never existed. I’m stronger, faster, and more talented than half of the roster combined and that is including you Jason.
I came back to be one of the faces here in MPW Jason. I want to knock Blaze and Baxter off the top of the mountain and watch as those sons of bitches fall from the top of the mountain of crap that they’ve built over the past year. I want that World Title that Roxi has around my waist because I’m sorry to say, but MPW isn’t some bingo hall indie wrestling organization where they give the World Title to women to try to make some head wind. A World Heavy Weight Title shouldn’t be around the waist of a 100 something pound female who can hardly hold the World Title belt, let alone hold a company on her shoulder. I came back to MPW to prove once and for all that I am the best wrestler here in MPW. So I will go through whomever to prove that. Line them all up. Line up Blaze, line up Baxter, line up Roxi, line up Clash, line up Crow, and line up Soul Shadow and I will knock them all down like the third rated wrestlers that they truly are. So I’ll steam roll past you Jason and whoever wants to step up and get their teeth kicked in by the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Kurt Newman.”
(I pause as I slowly take my aviator glasses off my face and place clip it on my white v neck shirt.)
Kurt Newman: “I may be cocky and I’m spewing out shit that I haven’t been able to back up since I last left here in MPW, but don’t you ever count me out of a match. You never count out Kurt Newman, even if the odds are against me because no one has the will power and the determination like I have. And I will prove that tonight when I face off against you Jason and each and every night after that. So tonight Jason, I’m going to prove that I am the best wrestler there is around by out wrestling you, tonight, in this very ring. I’m going to wrestle circles around you so fast that you’re going to get so dizzy that you’re going to throw up in the middle of this ring. So good luck to you Jason X. You’re going to need it. But hell, I’m already fucking Lady Luck, and she’s been liking what she’s been getting lately from me, Kurt Newman.”
(With that, I toss the microphone to the mat and make my way over to a nearby turnbuckle and climb it. Avon by Queens of The Stone Age plays once again as I look at the sea of fans in front of me and just wish I could jump on them and let them carry me throughout the arena. They cheer. They clap. They say they love me. They made signs that glorify me. This is nirvana for me. This is my heaven. I wish I could be in this moment for ever. But I have a wrestling match to get ready for. So I hope off the rope and exit the ring. I slap some more hands for the fans as I make my way to the back of the arena.)
( Pass the curtain; I see a lot of the staff and wrestlers. All of them have smiles on their faces as they begin to huddle around me. Some give me hugs, others pats on the back. I want to say something. Like thank you, but I can’t. My emotions at this very moment are shot and it’s hard not to let them take over. So I just smile and do my best to hold back the tears. With that, the scene ends with a smile on my face.)
