Post by man on Nov 26, 2013 17:58:15 GMT -5
(A cab pulls up to the MPW Parking lot. Out steps Maxwell A. Nickelson in a plaid suit & hands the driver a wad of cash)
Maxwell: Thank you very much sir. That taxi ride was adequate! Thank you very much.
(The cab driver turns his head to face Maxwell. His face is scarred and rough. His clothes are raggedy and there are large circles under his dark green eyes. He scowls)
Driver: The hell you playing at boy?
(Maxwell looks puzzled)
Maxwell: Just trying to thank you for your services. My name is Maximus, in case you were wondering. Maximus A. Nickelson.
(Maxwell pulls out a business card and hands it to the driver)
Driver: Wait...Your initials is M.A.N?
MAN: They are indeed! I'm a marketing specialist when it comes to hot dogs and I spent several years of my youth kickboxing. But my passion has always been professional wrestling. However, I knew it would be impossible to achieve success in that profession due to my physical condition.
Driver: (Sniggers) So what? Your brother wrestle? Maybe your sis?
MAN: Well, a while back I was selling my hot dogs at an independent wrestling show. Bob Herman approached me and expressed interest in sending me to the great Randy "Roundhouse" Nytrus to train for an audition to be a part of Millenium Pro Wrestling.
Driver: And?
MAN: Well, I was thrilled! I always wanted to be a wrestler and I needed the money to pay for my mother. She's very sick you see. Breast cancer.
Driver: Sorry to hear that.
MAN: Anyways, I trained for a bit and apparently I was ready. Mr. Nytrus sent in a tape, I came for my audition and today a man by the name of Soul Shadow is going to show me around the arena before my big debut!
Driver: HaHa, nice one kid. You got me.
(MAN raises an eyebrow)
Driver: You are just joshing me, ain't ya?
(MAN shakes his head)
Driver: Damn. You seem like a nice kid. A real nice kid. But this ain't no video game or nothing like that.
MAN: I'm aware of that sir.
Driver: You best be careful out there. It ain't no picnic.
(MAN Frowns)
MAN: If you don't mind me asking you sir, how would you know?
(The driver pulls a picture out of his wallet)
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alt=""><br><br>Driver: That's my sister right there. The name's Clyde. Clyde Jackson.<br><br>(MAN's eyes widen)<br><br>MAN: Is that....?<br><br>Clyde: Yeah, Roxanne Kaine. I don't like her husband. Never have. But I wouldn't wish some of the things Jason has experienced upon my worst enemy. All's I'm saying is that you're in for hell man. And ya' may not climb back up.<br><br>(Clyde drives away. M.A.N. Pauses then turns towards the arena door)<br><br>(Cut to Soul Shadow & Max in the middle the MPW Ring. The arena is completely vacant. Soul is sporting an "I Bleed Purple" T-Shirt, sweats and sneakers acting in his usual calm, laid back manner while M.A.N. is wearing a large black jumpsuit, huffing and puffing obviously exhausted from training)
Soul Shadow: Excellent job Max. And I mean excellent!
(Soul pats M.A.N. On the back and he begins choking)
Soul Shadow: Easy tiger. Now let's try some promo work, shall we.
MAN: *pant, pant* Whatever you *pant* say Soul Shadow *pant, pant*
Soul Shadow: Awesome. Now pretend you and a mystery partner are facing me & Aeryn for the MPW World Tag Team Championships at "Reloaded". What would you say?
(M.A.N. Thinks)
MAN: Well, I would say that sounds pretty cool!
(Soul Shadow laughs)
Soul Shadow: No, no. I mean what would you say in your PROMO!
MAN: Oh, I get it now! Um, let's see.....How bout' this? Soul I like you. Well I don't like you. I mean I do, but not like that. What I'm trying to say is that you and your British lady friend are going to, erm, you're gonna' need to, uhh, buckle up! Because you're, uh, in for one heck of a ride. And I mean it!
(M.A.N. Looks worriedly at Sould who smiles. M.A.N. Smiles back)
Soul Shadow: You're trying too hard bud. Make it feel real. Be yourself. You're a genuine guy and the fans will love that about you. Give it another shot.
(M.A.N. Scratches his forehead. He stares off into the distance)
MAN: Love.
Soul Shadow: Huh?!
MAN: Love. That's what I have for this business and everyone that's a part of it. I always wanted to work for this company. I had every action figure, DVD, T-Shirt & collector cup you could find. But as the days past, my dream slipped away. I figured the closest I would ever get to a championship would be the cardboard one I bought for $5.99 at Toys R Us. And here I am: Teaming with a guy I have the upmost respect for against two people I respect just as much. I'm not afraid to admit it. Me getting here in the first place is as much of a mystery as my tag team partner for tonight's match. But I'm here & here to stay. Not just for my friends and family. But for all of you great people and for myself. I may not win a single match, but golly, I intend upon being able to say that I tried! And that, my friends, is all I have to say about that.
(Fade to black as Soul Shadow applauds)
Maxwell: Thank you very much sir. That taxi ride was adequate! Thank you very much.
(The cab driver turns his head to face Maxwell. His face is scarred and rough. His clothes are raggedy and there are large circles under his dark green eyes. He scowls)
Driver: The hell you playing at boy?
(Maxwell looks puzzled)
Maxwell: Just trying to thank you for your services. My name is Maximus, in case you were wondering. Maximus A. Nickelson.
(Maxwell pulls out a business card and hands it to the driver)
Driver: Wait...Your initials is M.A.N?
MAN: They are indeed! I'm a marketing specialist when it comes to hot dogs and I spent several years of my youth kickboxing. But my passion has always been professional wrestling. However, I knew it would be impossible to achieve success in that profession due to my physical condition.
Driver: (Sniggers) So what? Your brother wrestle? Maybe your sis?
MAN: Well, a while back I was selling my hot dogs at an independent wrestling show. Bob Herman approached me and expressed interest in sending me to the great Randy "Roundhouse" Nytrus to train for an audition to be a part of Millenium Pro Wrestling.
Driver: And?
MAN: Well, I was thrilled! I always wanted to be a wrestler and I needed the money to pay for my mother. She's very sick you see. Breast cancer.
Driver: Sorry to hear that.
MAN: Anyways, I trained for a bit and apparently I was ready. Mr. Nytrus sent in a tape, I came for my audition and today a man by the name of Soul Shadow is going to show me around the arena before my big debut!
Driver: HaHa, nice one kid. You got me.
(MAN raises an eyebrow)
Driver: You are just joshing me, ain't ya?
(MAN shakes his head)
Driver: Damn. You seem like a nice kid. A real nice kid. But this ain't no video game or nothing like that.
MAN: I'm aware of that sir.
Driver: You best be careful out there. It ain't no picnic.
(MAN Frowns)
MAN: If you don't mind me asking you sir, how would you know?
(The driver pulls a picture out of his wallet)
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alt=""><br><br>Driver: That's my sister right there. The name's Clyde. Clyde Jackson.<br><br>(MAN's eyes widen)<br><br>MAN: Is that....?<br><br>Clyde: Yeah, Roxanne Kaine. I don't like her husband. Never have. But I wouldn't wish some of the things Jason has experienced upon my worst enemy. All's I'm saying is that you're in for hell man. And ya' may not climb back up.<br><br>(Clyde drives away. M.A.N. Pauses then turns towards the arena door)<br><br>(Cut to Soul Shadow & Max in the middle the MPW Ring. The arena is completely vacant. Soul is sporting an "I Bleed Purple" T-Shirt, sweats and sneakers acting in his usual calm, laid back manner while M.A.N. is wearing a large black jumpsuit, huffing and puffing obviously exhausted from training)
Soul Shadow: Excellent job Max. And I mean excellent!
(Soul pats M.A.N. On the back and he begins choking)
Soul Shadow: Easy tiger. Now let's try some promo work, shall we.
MAN: *pant, pant* Whatever you *pant* say Soul Shadow *pant, pant*
Soul Shadow: Awesome. Now pretend you and a mystery partner are facing me & Aeryn for the MPW World Tag Team Championships at "Reloaded". What would you say?
(M.A.N. Thinks)
MAN: Well, I would say that sounds pretty cool!
(Soul Shadow laughs)
Soul Shadow: No, no. I mean what would you say in your PROMO!
MAN: Oh, I get it now! Um, let's see.....How bout' this? Soul I like you. Well I don't like you. I mean I do, but not like that. What I'm trying to say is that you and your British lady friend are going to, erm, you're gonna' need to, uhh, buckle up! Because you're, uh, in for one heck of a ride. And I mean it!
(M.A.N. Looks worriedly at Sould who smiles. M.A.N. Smiles back)
Soul Shadow: You're trying too hard bud. Make it feel real. Be yourself. You're a genuine guy and the fans will love that about you. Give it another shot.
(M.A.N. Scratches his forehead. He stares off into the distance)
MAN: Love.
Soul Shadow: Huh?!
MAN: Love. That's what I have for this business and everyone that's a part of it. I always wanted to work for this company. I had every action figure, DVD, T-Shirt & collector cup you could find. But as the days past, my dream slipped away. I figured the closest I would ever get to a championship would be the cardboard one I bought for $5.99 at Toys R Us. And here I am: Teaming with a guy I have the upmost respect for against two people I respect just as much. I'm not afraid to admit it. Me getting here in the first place is as much of a mystery as my tag team partner for tonight's match. But I'm here & here to stay. Not just for my friends and family. But for all of you great people and for myself. I may not win a single match, but golly, I intend upon being able to say that I tried! And that, my friends, is all I have to say about that.
(Fade to black as Soul Shadow applauds)