Post by man on Nov 27, 2013 13:33:55 GMT -5
(We see Jay Wyatt sitting at his office, a laptop wide open in front of him)
Jay Wyatt: Hello MPW Universe! My name is Jay Wyatt and today I'm here for an MPW.com exclusive that I have a feeling you'll all enjoy.
(Jay faces the computer which is open to the "Skype" application. The smiling face of Maxwell A. Nickelson is staring back with a look of sheer delight on his face)
Jay Wyatt: Max! How are you my friend?
MAN: I'm great Jay! Well I'm downright terrified but great nonetheless. Yourself?
Jay Wyatt: Fine, fine. Uh M.A.N......Can I call you M.A.N?
MAN: Of course.
Jay Wyatt: Well M.A.N. you mentioned being terrified. Of what?
(MAN looks nervously around)
MAN: Well, I got my match at Reloaded coming up and this guy James has been in the business far longer than I have. He's pretty big stuff. They even named a hot dog after him!
(Jay scrunches his forehead)
Jay Wyatt: Nathan James?!
(M.A.N. Frowns)
MAN: Well, yeah! Ever heard of the Nathan's hot dog eating contest on Coney Island?
(Jay smiles warmly)
Jay Wyatt: You're getting it all wrong. Nathan James is from England!
(M.A.N. Relaxes a bit)
MAN: Well then, that makes a difference!
Jay Wyatt: Do you have any strategy heading into your debut match?
(M.A.N. Thinks for a second)
MAN: Well I suppose this guy Nathan must be pretty tough. Everyone here in MPW is.....Except me of course....
(M.A.N's nostrils flare)
MAN: But by golly, THAT WON'T STOP ME!!!!!
(M.A.N. pounds his fist on a table. Jay jumps)
MAN: Oh sorry Jay. It just gets me real mad! I always dreamed about this. I even wet my bed dreaming about it.
(Jay raises an eyebrow)
MAN: I wasn't the skinniest kid in school. I was always picked on. That's why I love this so much: The good guy always wins. It gave me hope to stand up to those bullies! Nathan James, I've seen what you can do in that ring. Regardless of how many Hot Dog chains you may or may not own, you're a world class athlete. And these people love you for it. But I need to prove to my parents, my friends, my dog, my cat, my fish and my hamster that I have what it takes to be here. Maybe they're right. Maybe I have no place in this ring. But I'm going to try my very hardest, eat my vitamins, say my prayers and drink my milk! I may downright suck but I'll suck with my head held high and a smile on my face and if you don't believe that, well too bad!
Jay Wyatt: M.A.N. It's been a pleasure
MAN: No Jay, the pleasure's all mine. I just need you to promise me one thing.
Jay Wyatt: What?
MAN: That you'll make a trip to CVS for me. Because I'm gonna need an Aspirin when this one's over!
*FADE TO BLACK*
Jay Wyatt: Hello MPW Universe! My name is Jay Wyatt and today I'm here for an MPW.com exclusive that I have a feeling you'll all enjoy.
(Jay faces the computer which is open to the "Skype" application. The smiling face of Maxwell A. Nickelson is staring back with a look of sheer delight on his face)
Jay Wyatt: Max! How are you my friend?
MAN: I'm great Jay! Well I'm downright terrified but great nonetheless. Yourself?
Jay Wyatt: Fine, fine. Uh M.A.N......Can I call you M.A.N?
MAN: Of course.
Jay Wyatt: Well M.A.N. you mentioned being terrified. Of what?
(MAN looks nervously around)
MAN: Well, I got my match at Reloaded coming up and this guy James has been in the business far longer than I have. He's pretty big stuff. They even named a hot dog after him!
(Jay scrunches his forehead)
Jay Wyatt: Nathan James?!
(M.A.N. Frowns)
MAN: Well, yeah! Ever heard of the Nathan's hot dog eating contest on Coney Island?
(Jay smiles warmly)
Jay Wyatt: You're getting it all wrong. Nathan James is from England!
(M.A.N. Relaxes a bit)
MAN: Well then, that makes a difference!
Jay Wyatt: Do you have any strategy heading into your debut match?
(M.A.N. Thinks for a second)
MAN: Well I suppose this guy Nathan must be pretty tough. Everyone here in MPW is.....Except me of course....
(M.A.N's nostrils flare)
MAN: But by golly, THAT WON'T STOP ME!!!!!
(M.A.N. pounds his fist on a table. Jay jumps)
MAN: Oh sorry Jay. It just gets me real mad! I always dreamed about this. I even wet my bed dreaming about it.
(Jay raises an eyebrow)
MAN: I wasn't the skinniest kid in school. I was always picked on. That's why I love this so much: The good guy always wins. It gave me hope to stand up to those bullies! Nathan James, I've seen what you can do in that ring. Regardless of how many Hot Dog chains you may or may not own, you're a world class athlete. And these people love you for it. But I need to prove to my parents, my friends, my dog, my cat, my fish and my hamster that I have what it takes to be here. Maybe they're right. Maybe I have no place in this ring. But I'm going to try my very hardest, eat my vitamins, say my prayers and drink my milk! I may downright suck but I'll suck with my head held high and a smile on my face and if you don't believe that, well too bad!
Jay Wyatt: M.A.N. It's been a pleasure
MAN: No Jay, the pleasure's all mine. I just need you to promise me one thing.
Jay Wyatt: What?
MAN: That you'll make a trip to CVS for me. Because I'm gonna need an Aspirin when this one's over!
*FADE TO BLACK*