Post by Kurt Newman on Dec 2, 2013 19:41:01 GMT -5
~The scene begins with Kurt Newman in his personal locker room in the back of the arena. I Get A Kick Out Of You by Frank Sinatra plays in the room as Kurt gets himself ready for tonight’s match. It’s always been a tradition of his to play Frank Sinatra before a match. Franks songs always gives him the confidence he needs against unspeakable odds and it calms him down before his matches…..well that and some scotch…..but Kurt has tried his best to cut down on the drinking before matches.
*Yeah, don’t want what happen in New Mexico to happen again. They still won’t let us back into that state.
~That poor Donkey. Gives me chills every time I think about it. Already in his wrestling trunks, Kurt places his boots on as an electronic cigarette hangs off his lips. He takes a few drags from it as smoke exits through is lips and nose.
*Looking like a real badass right now, especially with his button down shirt opened up to show off his killer six pack. I can hear so many women just splooshing in their panties right now after seeing this site.
~Kurt places the E-Cig on the nearby table and begins to lace up his boots. As he’s doing so, he begins to talk.
Kurt Newman: “I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving on Thursday. I know I did. Ate so much Turkey……I’m still feeling the effects of it. Spent Thursday with friends and family and had a good time while telling old stories and watching some football. Already looking forward to Christmas. Such a magical time of the year and one of my favorites. But I can guess that there were some unhappy people on Thanksgiving. I mean I can’t blame them though for being a little butt hurt. I mean myself and Chris……we pretty much wiped the floor with you chumps. I’m talking to you Roxi, Soul Shadow, and Clash. I mean were you guys not ready for us last week? Myself and Chris……we’re making a point around in this fed……that this whole Resistance crap is dead and over with. Time to move on since you guys took out Iconic Aggression. Good on you…..your oversized group of misfits and crybabies took out two guys and a chick. Congratulations. Now what are you guys going to do? Who are you going to resist against this time? Puppies and their cuteness? I Can’t Believe It’s No Butter? How full of crap the BCS is when Ohio State is ranked number 2?
~I’d join that resistance in a heartbeat.
*What!?! Ohio State so deserves that number 2 spot. Their 24-0 in the past two seasons!
~Yeah, a talented team in a crappy Big Ten division. You let a crappy Michigan team score 41 on you. If Michigan was to kick that extra point or got that two point conversion at the end, then this would be a completely different conversation.
*Oh come on, it was a rivalry game!
~Ooooh, so glad Michigan finally showed up. Maybe if you guys didn’t let Cal score 34 on you, 24 with Wisconsin, 30 with Northwestern, 24 with Iowa, and 35 with Illinois and dominated all your games like Florida State did, then I’d have you at the number two spot. But you didn’t!
*……..24-0.
~Well Northern Illinois went 12-0. Should they be in the Title hunt?
*Oh come on! You going to say that the Big Ten is the MAC?
~They sure as hell are playing like them right now!
(Hey! Let’s get back to the promo here.)
Kurt Newman: “You might as well change your name or disband because it’s bad for business for having a large group like yours in a fed with nothing to fight against. Sooner or later, you’re going to be acting just like Iconic Aggression or you’re going to be acting like a dictatorship. But no way that’d ever happen right? No way the good guys would ever become the bad guys…..but even KKK thinks their doing the right thing and in their eyes, they’re the good guys. I’m not comparing you guys to the KKK. But sooner or later, you’re going to be blinded by your own bullshit and that is a fact.”
~Kurt chuckles as he takes another drag from his cigarette.
Kurt Newman: “All super groups form for a reason, but once it’s finished its goal and the competition becomes eliminated, it starts to look for a fight that isn’t there or finds a reason to flex its muscles. Or are you just waiting for the next bad guys to come along and try to take over again? Let me know when you see the next boogie man will yeah because I’ll watch the upcoming war with a large bowl of popcorn and a soda.
By the way Soul, really sorry about what happen to Aeryn last week. Such a shame with what happen to her. I hope she gets well really soon and that she enjoys the flowers that I sent to her. I heard she loves Roses.
Now I know you think it was Chris and I that did this dastardly deed. Though I don’t agree with you guys and she did say some really nasty things to Chris and myself, I can promise you that we were not the ones that attacked her. It’s not my style to physically harm a woman in such a fashion and Chris was with me the whole night. And if you don’t trust my word, I have multiple alibies from multiple people in the back of the arena. So if you still seek revenge on us on what happen to Aeyrn, keeping on walking and continue your search elsewhere because it wasn’t us. Who knows, maybe Iconic Aggression is still around.
Now back to the business at hand. Last week myself and Chris pretty much left the Resistance a broken and disfigured mess and there was nothing that you could do to stop us. Two men took down the mighty Resistance without breaking a sweat. Two men took down the World Champion, the Sin City Champion, and one half of the Tag Team Champions. Impressive is it not? Two men that have been looked down upon in this fed for so long……are now getting the upper hand on the so called “Top Talent” in this company and making them look like a bunch of jobbers.”
~With his boots laced up, Kurt leans over in his chair and looks closely into the camera as his world renown smile is now gone and is replaced by a stern stare.
Kurt Newman: “For over the last two weeks, I beat the World Champion, I beat one half of the Tag Team Champions , and I beat down Clash after he decided to interfere with my match with Soul. That’s three champs right there that I’ve beaten down and what do I get out of it? Where’s my title shots? Where’s the congratulations? What about the slap on my back and someone telling me good job? I got nothing out of the past two weeks for the things that I’ve done. But if someone like Roxi or Clash or Soul Shadow did such a thing? They’d get parades down the streets of every huge city in America and would be told how brave they were for standing up for themselves, and maybe even have books written about them. But since it was just good old Kurt Newman and the nasty Christian Carter……we get nothing because we did it against the so called “good guys.”
~Kurt leans back and takes another drag from his cigarette.
Kurt Newman: “When I came back to MPW, I was treated the same way I was treated before I had my cancer…..like a third rated super star. I was given no respect, no opportunities, no nothing. I played by the rules though and kept my chin clean and did what was asked without question because I was a good guy. And where did that crap get me? Nowhere. I was nothing more than the class clown of the fed. You wanted some cheap laughs? Go get Kurt, he knows how to get the fans excited.
I’m Kurt Newman. I’m the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Mr. Awesome. The Man That Puts Awe into Awesome. The Humanoid Tornado. Chicago’s Favorite Son. The 1 Percent In The Wrestling World. I’m Kurt “Fucking” Newman and I wasn’t being treated like that man. The man that is well known around the world and one of the most talented wrestlers in this roster. I’m one of a kind. There is no one in the back that I’ compared to but there are plenty of people that are compared to me. MPW didn’t make Kurt Newman, Kurt Newman made Kurt Newman and if I have things my way, Kurt Newman is going to be remaking MPW. I have the looks; I have the mic skills, and the wrestling skills to be the face of a company. I’ve done it in numerous feds and I have earned my right to be a force to be reckoned with when it comes to being a contender in wrestling. And yet time and time again I have been snubbed by this company.
When I came back, I thought I would have been treated a little bit differently. I was hoping that management would have finally come around and finally give me an opportunity to be a contender around here. But they didn’t. First week, I faced off against Jason-X………ok…..so I can see you guys easing me back into the fed. Understandable. The week after, though, you gave me Matt Stone……..you put someone of my talent up against that over rated piece of shit? That’s when I was a little bit ticked off. The cherry on the cake though was the Pay Per View that was to follow. Originally, you had me going up against some jobber who wasn’t going to last 5 minutes with me. Here was a Pay Per View and you were going to put me up against a jobber?
~Disappointment consumes Kurt’s face now as he leans towards the camera.
Kurt Newman: “That wasn’t going to happen. No way was I going to let my brand fall to such a low point. At a Pay Per View, Kurt Newman doesn’t face a jobber. He wrestlers the best ad steals the show. I was ready and willing to be in a tougher match but management didn’t see fit to give me a challenge. So I pretty much said fuck it and took my destiny in my own hands and set my own path to greatness because MPW management wasn’t going to do it for me. So I made my own match while getting rid of an old rival. I attacked Crow and made a match for the Pay Per View that stole the show and was the match of the night. Go ask any fan which match they remember more? Was it Roxi vs. Chris Cable? No. Was it Taufik, Laila and Chrissy Star? No. Was it the Tag Team title match? Not even close. The match of that night was Crow and Kurt Newman and the moment of that night was when I jumped off that Barbed Wire Ladder and crashed down on Crow. I still have the scars over my body and I’m still feeling the effects of that match to this very day. I did everyone a favor and got rid of Crow who was nothing more than a cancer to this fed.
And you know what happen after that win? After I attacked Crow and performed a match of the night? A got a shot at the World Champ…..not for the World Title…..but I got a shot at the champ to where if I won……I might get a title shot in the near future. And what happen then after I did beat you Roxi? Not a God Damn thing. Where’s my title shot? Where was my name plastered on a card that read Kurt Newman vs. Roxi for the World Title? I beat you. Did I not? But of course! It was a cheap win with Chris coming down and helping little old me. Like you or no one else saw it coming after I helped Chris out earlier in the day. I mean did you really not predict Chris coming down and interfering in the match? Please say no because it would confirm to me that you and your group are just a little bit slow in the head. But was my win over you a little bit cheap?
~Kurt shrugs his shoulders.
Kurt Newman: “Probably. Was I proud of it? Of course not. I’m a competitive guy who likes to show off how great he is in that ring by beating up on the competition with chumps such as yourself. But I did what I did mostly to get your attention and to put that spot light right on me where it belongs. What can I say Roxi, I love me some me. I love having that attention on me and having all those eyes balls staring at me. I need it and I deserve it. Before…….I wasn’t getting that type of attention because MPW didn’t see fit to put it on me and it was killing me. I need to be on top because if I’m not, then I feel like this company will turn into shit. I’ve put money into this company Roxi. Hard earned money to make MPW a global enterprise and in my opinion……they’ve done nothing but piss it away by making you the top star.
But here I am, back on top of the wrestling industry and that spotlight is right back on me where it belongs. On me. Everyone has forgotten all about that stupid feud between the Resistance and Iconic Aggression. They’ve forgotten all about that crappy main event match between Roxi and Chris Cable for the MPW World Title. All eyes are on what Kurt Newman and Christian Carter are doing in MPW and it’s gotten everyone talking. Tickets are being sold, merchandise is flying off the shelves, and more eyes are watching to see what the two of us will be doing in the following weeks against the so called “Good Guys” of the Resistance. And who’s the guys to thank? The so called “Bad Guys” of the company of myself and Chris. You’re welcome for making you guys relevant.
This week Roxi and Soul Shadow…..you’re facing off against the hottest team of Kurt Newman and Christian Carter. Chris has been looking for a partner for a while now to strip those tag teams titles off you Soul and he’s finally found a partner in myself who can finally steal the deal. I’m a multi time champ, I’m one of the most gifted wrestlers in the back, and I’m one of the smartest in that ring and out of it. I’ve proven myself time and time again and I will continue to prove myself and act like my shit don’t stink until someone proves me wrong. But don’t hold your breath because you’re going to black out from the lack of oxygen because there is no one in this roster that can shut me up. Not you Roxi. Not you Soul Shadow. Not Clash. Not Jackson Blaze and not Trey Baxter. You can try all you want but I’m five steps ahead of each and every one of you and there isn’t a damn thing any of you can do stop myself or Chris.”
~Kurt slowly rises to his feet and grabs the Awesome Title from a near by table. He places it around his waist and shows it off in front of the camera.
Kurt Newman: “So tonight Roxi and Soul Shadow, we’re going to wrestle once again. We’re going to step in that ring and see whose better. But in my view, this match is nothing more than a pissing contest between the Resistance….who’s resisting against nothing these days…….and myself and Christian Carter who are just trying to survive and make a name for themselves. And of course myself and Chris are going to win because I’ve been drinking all day and I got to piss like a horse right now. I’m so full of piss that I’m going to be crying urine out of my eye balls in any second. I’d wish you two the best of luck in tonight’s match…..but I’m fucking Lady Luck……and she’s been liking what she’s been getting as of late.”
~With his wrestling gear on, Kurt’s ready for tonight’s match as he makes his way out of his room and towards the arena.
~End Scene
*Yeah, don’t want what happen in New Mexico to happen again. They still won’t let us back into that state.
~That poor Donkey. Gives me chills every time I think about it. Already in his wrestling trunks, Kurt places his boots on as an electronic cigarette hangs off his lips. He takes a few drags from it as smoke exits through is lips and nose.
*Looking like a real badass right now, especially with his button down shirt opened up to show off his killer six pack. I can hear so many women just splooshing in their panties right now after seeing this site.
~Kurt places the E-Cig on the nearby table and begins to lace up his boots. As he’s doing so, he begins to talk.
Kurt Newman: “I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving on Thursday. I know I did. Ate so much Turkey……I’m still feeling the effects of it. Spent Thursday with friends and family and had a good time while telling old stories and watching some football. Already looking forward to Christmas. Such a magical time of the year and one of my favorites. But I can guess that there were some unhappy people on Thanksgiving. I mean I can’t blame them though for being a little butt hurt. I mean myself and Chris……we pretty much wiped the floor with you chumps. I’m talking to you Roxi, Soul Shadow, and Clash. I mean were you guys not ready for us last week? Myself and Chris……we’re making a point around in this fed……that this whole Resistance crap is dead and over with. Time to move on since you guys took out Iconic Aggression. Good on you…..your oversized group of misfits and crybabies took out two guys and a chick. Congratulations. Now what are you guys going to do? Who are you going to resist against this time? Puppies and their cuteness? I Can’t Believe It’s No Butter? How full of crap the BCS is when Ohio State is ranked number 2?
~I’d join that resistance in a heartbeat.
*What!?! Ohio State so deserves that number 2 spot. Their 24-0 in the past two seasons!
~Yeah, a talented team in a crappy Big Ten division. You let a crappy Michigan team score 41 on you. If Michigan was to kick that extra point or got that two point conversion at the end, then this would be a completely different conversation.
*Oh come on, it was a rivalry game!
~Ooooh, so glad Michigan finally showed up. Maybe if you guys didn’t let Cal score 34 on you, 24 with Wisconsin, 30 with Northwestern, 24 with Iowa, and 35 with Illinois and dominated all your games like Florida State did, then I’d have you at the number two spot. But you didn’t!
*……..24-0.
~Well Northern Illinois went 12-0. Should they be in the Title hunt?
*Oh come on! You going to say that the Big Ten is the MAC?
~They sure as hell are playing like them right now!
(Hey! Let’s get back to the promo here.)
Kurt Newman: “You might as well change your name or disband because it’s bad for business for having a large group like yours in a fed with nothing to fight against. Sooner or later, you’re going to be acting just like Iconic Aggression or you’re going to be acting like a dictatorship. But no way that’d ever happen right? No way the good guys would ever become the bad guys…..but even KKK thinks their doing the right thing and in their eyes, they’re the good guys. I’m not comparing you guys to the KKK. But sooner or later, you’re going to be blinded by your own bullshit and that is a fact.”
~Kurt chuckles as he takes another drag from his cigarette.
Kurt Newman: “All super groups form for a reason, but once it’s finished its goal and the competition becomes eliminated, it starts to look for a fight that isn’t there or finds a reason to flex its muscles. Or are you just waiting for the next bad guys to come along and try to take over again? Let me know when you see the next boogie man will yeah because I’ll watch the upcoming war with a large bowl of popcorn and a soda.
By the way Soul, really sorry about what happen to Aeryn last week. Such a shame with what happen to her. I hope she gets well really soon and that she enjoys the flowers that I sent to her. I heard she loves Roses.
Now I know you think it was Chris and I that did this dastardly deed. Though I don’t agree with you guys and she did say some really nasty things to Chris and myself, I can promise you that we were not the ones that attacked her. It’s not my style to physically harm a woman in such a fashion and Chris was with me the whole night. And if you don’t trust my word, I have multiple alibies from multiple people in the back of the arena. So if you still seek revenge on us on what happen to Aeyrn, keeping on walking and continue your search elsewhere because it wasn’t us. Who knows, maybe Iconic Aggression is still around.
Now back to the business at hand. Last week myself and Chris pretty much left the Resistance a broken and disfigured mess and there was nothing that you could do to stop us. Two men took down the mighty Resistance without breaking a sweat. Two men took down the World Champion, the Sin City Champion, and one half of the Tag Team Champions. Impressive is it not? Two men that have been looked down upon in this fed for so long……are now getting the upper hand on the so called “Top Talent” in this company and making them look like a bunch of jobbers.”
~With his boots laced up, Kurt leans over in his chair and looks closely into the camera as his world renown smile is now gone and is replaced by a stern stare.
Kurt Newman: “For over the last two weeks, I beat the World Champion, I beat one half of the Tag Team Champions , and I beat down Clash after he decided to interfere with my match with Soul. That’s three champs right there that I’ve beaten down and what do I get out of it? Where’s my title shots? Where’s the congratulations? What about the slap on my back and someone telling me good job? I got nothing out of the past two weeks for the things that I’ve done. But if someone like Roxi or Clash or Soul Shadow did such a thing? They’d get parades down the streets of every huge city in America and would be told how brave they were for standing up for themselves, and maybe even have books written about them. But since it was just good old Kurt Newman and the nasty Christian Carter……we get nothing because we did it against the so called “good guys.”
~Kurt leans back and takes another drag from his cigarette.
Kurt Newman: “When I came back to MPW, I was treated the same way I was treated before I had my cancer…..like a third rated super star. I was given no respect, no opportunities, no nothing. I played by the rules though and kept my chin clean and did what was asked without question because I was a good guy. And where did that crap get me? Nowhere. I was nothing more than the class clown of the fed. You wanted some cheap laughs? Go get Kurt, he knows how to get the fans excited.
I’m Kurt Newman. I’m the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Mr. Awesome. The Man That Puts Awe into Awesome. The Humanoid Tornado. Chicago’s Favorite Son. The 1 Percent In The Wrestling World. I’m Kurt “Fucking” Newman and I wasn’t being treated like that man. The man that is well known around the world and one of the most talented wrestlers in this roster. I’m one of a kind. There is no one in the back that I’ compared to but there are plenty of people that are compared to me. MPW didn’t make Kurt Newman, Kurt Newman made Kurt Newman and if I have things my way, Kurt Newman is going to be remaking MPW. I have the looks; I have the mic skills, and the wrestling skills to be the face of a company. I’ve done it in numerous feds and I have earned my right to be a force to be reckoned with when it comes to being a contender in wrestling. And yet time and time again I have been snubbed by this company.
When I came back, I thought I would have been treated a little bit differently. I was hoping that management would have finally come around and finally give me an opportunity to be a contender around here. But they didn’t. First week, I faced off against Jason-X………ok…..so I can see you guys easing me back into the fed. Understandable. The week after, though, you gave me Matt Stone……..you put someone of my talent up against that over rated piece of shit? That’s when I was a little bit ticked off. The cherry on the cake though was the Pay Per View that was to follow. Originally, you had me going up against some jobber who wasn’t going to last 5 minutes with me. Here was a Pay Per View and you were going to put me up against a jobber?
~Disappointment consumes Kurt’s face now as he leans towards the camera.
Kurt Newman: “That wasn’t going to happen. No way was I going to let my brand fall to such a low point. At a Pay Per View, Kurt Newman doesn’t face a jobber. He wrestlers the best ad steals the show. I was ready and willing to be in a tougher match but management didn’t see fit to give me a challenge. So I pretty much said fuck it and took my destiny in my own hands and set my own path to greatness because MPW management wasn’t going to do it for me. So I made my own match while getting rid of an old rival. I attacked Crow and made a match for the Pay Per View that stole the show and was the match of the night. Go ask any fan which match they remember more? Was it Roxi vs. Chris Cable? No. Was it Taufik, Laila and Chrissy Star? No. Was it the Tag Team title match? Not even close. The match of that night was Crow and Kurt Newman and the moment of that night was when I jumped off that Barbed Wire Ladder and crashed down on Crow. I still have the scars over my body and I’m still feeling the effects of that match to this very day. I did everyone a favor and got rid of Crow who was nothing more than a cancer to this fed.
And you know what happen after that win? After I attacked Crow and performed a match of the night? A got a shot at the World Champ…..not for the World Title…..but I got a shot at the champ to where if I won……I might get a title shot in the near future. And what happen then after I did beat you Roxi? Not a God Damn thing. Where’s my title shot? Where was my name plastered on a card that read Kurt Newman vs. Roxi for the World Title? I beat you. Did I not? But of course! It was a cheap win with Chris coming down and helping little old me. Like you or no one else saw it coming after I helped Chris out earlier in the day. I mean did you really not predict Chris coming down and interfering in the match? Please say no because it would confirm to me that you and your group are just a little bit slow in the head. But was my win over you a little bit cheap?
~Kurt shrugs his shoulders.
Kurt Newman: “Probably. Was I proud of it? Of course not. I’m a competitive guy who likes to show off how great he is in that ring by beating up on the competition with chumps such as yourself. But I did what I did mostly to get your attention and to put that spot light right on me where it belongs. What can I say Roxi, I love me some me. I love having that attention on me and having all those eyes balls staring at me. I need it and I deserve it. Before…….I wasn’t getting that type of attention because MPW didn’t see fit to put it on me and it was killing me. I need to be on top because if I’m not, then I feel like this company will turn into shit. I’ve put money into this company Roxi. Hard earned money to make MPW a global enterprise and in my opinion……they’ve done nothing but piss it away by making you the top star.
But here I am, back on top of the wrestling industry and that spotlight is right back on me where it belongs. On me. Everyone has forgotten all about that stupid feud between the Resistance and Iconic Aggression. They’ve forgotten all about that crappy main event match between Roxi and Chris Cable for the MPW World Title. All eyes are on what Kurt Newman and Christian Carter are doing in MPW and it’s gotten everyone talking. Tickets are being sold, merchandise is flying off the shelves, and more eyes are watching to see what the two of us will be doing in the following weeks against the so called “Good Guys” of the Resistance. And who’s the guys to thank? The so called “Bad Guys” of the company of myself and Chris. You’re welcome for making you guys relevant.
This week Roxi and Soul Shadow…..you’re facing off against the hottest team of Kurt Newman and Christian Carter. Chris has been looking for a partner for a while now to strip those tag teams titles off you Soul and he’s finally found a partner in myself who can finally steal the deal. I’m a multi time champ, I’m one of the most gifted wrestlers in the back, and I’m one of the smartest in that ring and out of it. I’ve proven myself time and time again and I will continue to prove myself and act like my shit don’t stink until someone proves me wrong. But don’t hold your breath because you’re going to black out from the lack of oxygen because there is no one in this roster that can shut me up. Not you Roxi. Not you Soul Shadow. Not Clash. Not Jackson Blaze and not Trey Baxter. You can try all you want but I’m five steps ahead of each and every one of you and there isn’t a damn thing any of you can do stop myself or Chris.”
~Kurt slowly rises to his feet and grabs the Awesome Title from a near by table. He places it around his waist and shows it off in front of the camera.
Kurt Newman: “So tonight Roxi and Soul Shadow, we’re going to wrestle once again. We’re going to step in that ring and see whose better. But in my view, this match is nothing more than a pissing contest between the Resistance….who’s resisting against nothing these days…….and myself and Christian Carter who are just trying to survive and make a name for themselves. And of course myself and Chris are going to win because I’ve been drinking all day and I got to piss like a horse right now. I’m so full of piss that I’m going to be crying urine out of my eye balls in any second. I’d wish you two the best of luck in tonight’s match…..but I’m fucking Lady Luck……and she’s been liking what she’s been getting as of late.”
~With his wrestling gear on, Kurt’s ready for tonight’s match as he makes his way out of his room and towards the arena.
~End Scene
