Post by Kurt Newman on Dec 8, 2013 19:20:35 GMT -5
~The scene begins as the sound of metal scratch across the concrete floor of an abandon warehouse. The sound echoes, making it hard to figure out where the noise is coming from. The sound can soon be found as Kurt Newman, with the Awesome Title hanging on his shoulder, makes his way over to the camera. Dressed in a nice business suit, minus the tie and jacket, takes his time as he drags the steel chair across the floor.
*Oooooh, looks like it’s going to be one of those dark and serious rp’s that Kurt is going to do. This should be entertaining.
~Shhhhh. You’re going to kill the mood.
~Ooops. Sorry.
~Closer and closer Kurt gets until Kurt is only about a foot away from the camera. He suddenly stops and opens the steel chair open and places it right in front of him. Kurt leaves the back of the chair in front of the camera though as he sits down and places the Awesome Title on the back of the chair, mostly to show it off.
*Aw man, he looks so cool sitting on the chair like that. Looks like a real bad ass.
Kurt Newman: “Congratulations Resistance. You finally hit us back.”
~Kurt extends his arms out and begins to clap in celebration for the payback that the Resistance executed on Kurt and Chris.
Kurt Newman: “I was wondering if you guys were ever going to get back at us for the shit that we’ve been doing to you fucks now of the past couple of weeks. I’ll tell you what, if you would have been punching bags much longer, our little feud would had been a snooze fest. I mean I know I’m great and everything, but I can only do so much to make a feud interesting…….and you guys weren’t really doing anything to help. You were just like laying there while I was just having my way with you. It’s exciting at first but after a while, it gets boring. I mean come on, you need to give me at least one moan or grab my hair of something so that you contribute to what’s going on.!”
*It’s a sex joke people! Did you get it? Did you get it? Did yeah? Huh? Write your answer by writing YES or NO on your computer screen and we’ll tally up the points at the end of this promo.
~Kurt pauses as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette and a lighter. He lights the cigarette up and takes a few drags of it before going back to talking.
Kurt Newman: “But lo and behold! You guys finally got your act together and decided to slap myself and Chris around for a win in a tag team match last week. I’m so proud of you guys. Now……now we can make this little thing that we got going a little bit more interesting. So Resistance……..you won last week, but there will be more to come. So says Kurt Newman!”
~In a messing around manner as to act like a bad 1980’s cartoon villain, Kurt makes an angry face and raises his fist in the air and shakes it furiously. Kurt quickly breaks character and scoffs to himself as he takes another drag from his cigarette.
Kurt Newman: “So Johnny. It’ll be the two of us wrestling this week. You know, I’m really looking forward to this. I’m soooo looking forward to wrestling you in the ring. Two MPW originals facing in the ring to see who the better wrestler is. You got your little Sin City Title which really means nothing to me at this moment……..you think that title means anything to me? Oooooh, you beat Trey Baxter for it. You must be soooooo great. Clash, if you were to put that title on the line tonight, I’d beat you for it because you’re nothing more than an over rated wrestler while I’m a one of the best wrestlers in this fed and most likely the World. I’m the real deal. I’m one of the best in this company and I have proved it for weeks now. I’ve beaten Crow, I’ve beaten Roxi, and I’ve beaten Soul Shadow. I’ve beaten three of the top ‘talents’ here in MPW……… while no one can remember what you’ve done in the past month.
I mean I guess some people can remember the beat down that I gave to you a few weeks ago after you rudely interrupted my match with Soul Shadow. So unprofessional on your behalf to come down to the ring and butt in after myself and Soul were having a little…….friendly conversation.”
~Yeah……because true friends express their true for one another with their fists……..(WHAM!)
*I love you so much bro that I knocked your ass out!
Kurt Newman: “But you got your revenge on me. You suckered punched me from behind like the coward that you were and said your piece and ran off like a little girl with her panties in a bunch. I’m glad management had the common decency to fulfill a match between the two of us that people have wanted to see forever now. A chance to finally prove who the better wrester is and to finally bury the hatchet between the two of us………but I plan on burying it in your skull Clash because just like Iconic Aggression…..you to need a break. You need to take some time off from MPW and get some fresh air from the world of wrestling. It’s time to step out of the dark and gloomy cave and feel the cool rush of air hitting your face and to feel the warmth of the sun hitting your body. Besides, you totally need a tan there bro. You’re so pale that I can almost see my reflection in your skin.
Look at what it did for me Clash. I was able to see what MPW had truly become and it made me sick. So much hypocrisy and back door deals and labels being thrown around……it just made me sick because that’s what wrestling should be about…..or at least that’s how I was brought up. It should be about two wrestlers in that ring showing who truly is the best. But here we have super groups and two factions fighting it out to see who’s better. For what reason? Revenge? Ticket sales? A chance to become famous? It’s about the money at the end of the day I guess ain’t it Clash. And you’d see it to Clash. But since you’re in the thick of it, you’re blind and death from knowing that it’s all around you. It’s alright though buddy. I’ll slap some reality across that face of yours and see that I’m right…..you’re wrong……I’m good……you’re bad……I’m awesome……and you’re just a chump.
So bring your ass down to that ring Clash. Bring the Sin City Title along with you just as a security blanket that you can hold nice and tight and look at it and remind yourself that you’re Johnny Clash and damnit you’re an ok wrestler, even if you do wrestle more like a jobber than a super star. But you know what; you can keep that Sin City Title for now. I already got a title……and it has my face on it. So yeah……so much cooler than your stupid title.”
~Kurt slowly stands up and opens his arms out, in a motion of ‘come at me bro’.
Kurt Newman: “Hell, if your group is feeling frisky and want to rumble like two rival gangs from the West Side Story, I’ll be more than happy to bring my group along as well to finally end this little battle between our two groups. But this time around, when we beat you…..we’ll disband like you guys should have when you defeated Iconic Aggression…..because it’s the right thing to do for business.”
~Kurt folds the chair back up.
Kurt Newman: “I’d wish you luck Clash…..but I’ve been fucking lady luck for a while……and she still likes what she’s been getting lately.”
~Kurt takes a final drag from his cigarette and flicks the butt end of it towards the camera. Ash scatters everywhere as Kurt drags the chair across the floor once again.
*And the results are in from our poll. Only 10 percent got the joke while the rest did not get it. You people should get out more and stop doing stupid rp’s. Seriously! Find a girl and bang her already people!
*Oooooh, looks like it’s going to be one of those dark and serious rp’s that Kurt is going to do. This should be entertaining.
~Shhhhh. You’re going to kill the mood.
~Ooops. Sorry.
~Closer and closer Kurt gets until Kurt is only about a foot away from the camera. He suddenly stops and opens the steel chair open and places it right in front of him. Kurt leaves the back of the chair in front of the camera though as he sits down and places the Awesome Title on the back of the chair, mostly to show it off.
*Aw man, he looks so cool sitting on the chair like that. Looks like a real bad ass.
Kurt Newman: “Congratulations Resistance. You finally hit us back.”
~Kurt extends his arms out and begins to clap in celebration for the payback that the Resistance executed on Kurt and Chris.
Kurt Newman: “I was wondering if you guys were ever going to get back at us for the shit that we’ve been doing to you fucks now of the past couple of weeks. I’ll tell you what, if you would have been punching bags much longer, our little feud would had been a snooze fest. I mean I know I’m great and everything, but I can only do so much to make a feud interesting…….and you guys weren’t really doing anything to help. You were just like laying there while I was just having my way with you. It’s exciting at first but after a while, it gets boring. I mean come on, you need to give me at least one moan or grab my hair of something so that you contribute to what’s going on.!”
*It’s a sex joke people! Did you get it? Did you get it? Did yeah? Huh? Write your answer by writing YES or NO on your computer screen and we’ll tally up the points at the end of this promo.
~Kurt pauses as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette and a lighter. He lights the cigarette up and takes a few drags of it before going back to talking.
Kurt Newman: “But lo and behold! You guys finally got your act together and decided to slap myself and Chris around for a win in a tag team match last week. I’m so proud of you guys. Now……now we can make this little thing that we got going a little bit more interesting. So Resistance……..you won last week, but there will be more to come. So says Kurt Newman!”
~In a messing around manner as to act like a bad 1980’s cartoon villain, Kurt makes an angry face and raises his fist in the air and shakes it furiously. Kurt quickly breaks character and scoffs to himself as he takes another drag from his cigarette.
Kurt Newman: “So Johnny. It’ll be the two of us wrestling this week. You know, I’m really looking forward to this. I’m soooo looking forward to wrestling you in the ring. Two MPW originals facing in the ring to see who the better wrestler is. You got your little Sin City Title which really means nothing to me at this moment……..you think that title means anything to me? Oooooh, you beat Trey Baxter for it. You must be soooooo great. Clash, if you were to put that title on the line tonight, I’d beat you for it because you’re nothing more than an over rated wrestler while I’m a one of the best wrestlers in this fed and most likely the World. I’m the real deal. I’m one of the best in this company and I have proved it for weeks now. I’ve beaten Crow, I’ve beaten Roxi, and I’ve beaten Soul Shadow. I’ve beaten three of the top ‘talents’ here in MPW……… while no one can remember what you’ve done in the past month.
I mean I guess some people can remember the beat down that I gave to you a few weeks ago after you rudely interrupted my match with Soul Shadow. So unprofessional on your behalf to come down to the ring and butt in after myself and Soul were having a little…….friendly conversation.”
~Yeah……because true friends express their true for one another with their fists……..(WHAM!)
*I love you so much bro that I knocked your ass out!
Kurt Newman: “But you got your revenge on me. You suckered punched me from behind like the coward that you were and said your piece and ran off like a little girl with her panties in a bunch. I’m glad management had the common decency to fulfill a match between the two of us that people have wanted to see forever now. A chance to finally prove who the better wrester is and to finally bury the hatchet between the two of us………but I plan on burying it in your skull Clash because just like Iconic Aggression…..you to need a break. You need to take some time off from MPW and get some fresh air from the world of wrestling. It’s time to step out of the dark and gloomy cave and feel the cool rush of air hitting your face and to feel the warmth of the sun hitting your body. Besides, you totally need a tan there bro. You’re so pale that I can almost see my reflection in your skin.
Look at what it did for me Clash. I was able to see what MPW had truly become and it made me sick. So much hypocrisy and back door deals and labels being thrown around……it just made me sick because that’s what wrestling should be about…..or at least that’s how I was brought up. It should be about two wrestlers in that ring showing who truly is the best. But here we have super groups and two factions fighting it out to see who’s better. For what reason? Revenge? Ticket sales? A chance to become famous? It’s about the money at the end of the day I guess ain’t it Clash. And you’d see it to Clash. But since you’re in the thick of it, you’re blind and death from knowing that it’s all around you. It’s alright though buddy. I’ll slap some reality across that face of yours and see that I’m right…..you’re wrong……I’m good……you’re bad……I’m awesome……and you’re just a chump.
So bring your ass down to that ring Clash. Bring the Sin City Title along with you just as a security blanket that you can hold nice and tight and look at it and remind yourself that you’re Johnny Clash and damnit you’re an ok wrestler, even if you do wrestle more like a jobber than a super star. But you know what; you can keep that Sin City Title for now. I already got a title……and it has my face on it. So yeah……so much cooler than your stupid title.”
~Kurt slowly stands up and opens his arms out, in a motion of ‘come at me bro’.
Kurt Newman: “Hell, if your group is feeling frisky and want to rumble like two rival gangs from the West Side Story, I’ll be more than happy to bring my group along as well to finally end this little battle between our two groups. But this time around, when we beat you…..we’ll disband like you guys should have when you defeated Iconic Aggression…..because it’s the right thing to do for business.”
~Kurt folds the chair back up.
Kurt Newman: “I’d wish you luck Clash…..but I’ve been fucking lady luck for a while……and she still likes what she’s been getting lately.”
~Kurt takes a final drag from his cigarette and flicks the butt end of it towards the camera. Ash scatters everywhere as Kurt drags the chair across the floor once again.
*And the results are in from our poll. Only 10 percent got the joke while the rest did not get it. You people should get out more and stop doing stupid rp’s. Seriously! Find a girl and bang her already people!
