Post by Kurt Newman on Dec 25, 2013 0:56:35 GMT -5
~Now something for all of you out there on this Christmas Day.
Kurt Newman: “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a very good bottle of scotch. On the second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian) “We have no Christmas in Russia. Only fat person coming down chimney is bear.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five bottles of Old Spice!”
Jack Keith: (Translated In Russian)“You know what I got for present during winter during childhood? A stick. I used it as imaginary gun before it was used as fire wood to keep me warm during Russian winter.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “In Russia, you don’t drive car…..car drives you.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “I am sick of song. Stupid song. You know what I want? Vodka!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) I go watch Nutcracker now. Great Russian play that I still don’t know what means. But lots of dancing and loud music and………”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Why you cut me off? I will kill you now!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) It so lonely during holidays for me. Who does Jack go home to? All I have left is fat wife back in Rus……..”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “(Crying)!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Ava Devine: “Ten sexy lingerie’s.”
Kurt Newman: “9 sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) I play Russian Roulette now to feel.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Give me relief! (Click) Damnit!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Eleven barrels of moonshine.”
Ava Devine: “Ten sexy lingerie’s.”
Kurt Newman: “Nine sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) I ate yellow snow before. Was not good.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Brown snow is worse!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Ok, I play your stupid game now. 12………”
Andrew Wilkow: “Eleven barrels of moonshine.”
Ava Devine: “Ten sexy lingerie’s.”
Kurt Newman: “Nine sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) Wait! I didn’t finish.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “I want to say my gift! Of fuck you!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch.”
Chris Cummins: “From myself and all the crazy voices in my head that I use in both MPW and PW:U ……..Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a Happy New Year.”
Kurt Newman: “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a very good bottle of scotch. On the second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian) “We have no Christmas in Russia. Only fat person coming down chimney is bear.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five bottles of Old Spice!”
Jack Keith: (Translated In Russian)“You know what I got for present during winter during childhood? A stick. I used it as imaginary gun before it was used as fire wood to keep me warm during Russian winter.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “In Russia, you don’t drive car…..car drives you.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “I am sick of song. Stupid song. You know what I want? Vodka!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) I go watch Nutcracker now. Great Russian play that I still don’t know what means. But lots of dancing and loud music and………”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Why you cut me off? I will kill you now!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) It so lonely during holidays for me. Who does Jack go home to? All I have left is fat wife back in Rus……..”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “(Crying)!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Ava Devine: “Ten sexy lingerie’s.”
Kurt Newman: “9 sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) I play Russian Roulette now to feel.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Give me relief! (Click) Damnit!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Eleven barrels of moonshine.”
Ava Devine: “Ten sexy lingerie’s.”
Kurt Newman: “Nine sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) I ate yellow snow before. Was not good.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Brown snow is worse!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch. On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “Ok, I play your stupid game now. 12………”
Andrew Wilkow: “Eleven barrels of moonshine.”
Ava Devine: “Ten sexy lingerie’s.”
Kurt Newman: “Nine sexy ladies.”
Jack Keith: “(Translated in Russian) Wait! I didn’t finish.”
Andrew Wilkow: “Seven cans of chew.”
Ava Devine: “Six sexy thongs.”
Kurt Newman: “Five bottles of Old Spice.”
Jack Keith: (Translated in Russian): “I want to say my gift! Of fuck you!”
Andrew Wilkow: “Three kegs of beer.”
Ava Devine: “Two pairs of ear rings.”
Kurt Newman: “And a very good bottle of scotch.”
Chris Cummins: “From myself and all the crazy voices in my head that I use in both MPW and PW:U ……..Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a Happy New Year.”
