Post by Valentina Madison on Jan 6, 2014 16:44:57 GMT -5
When you generate buzz, the best thing to do right away is capitalize on it. I’ve already completed step one, as I generated the buzz that I did at Uncivil War by putting the old Valentina Madison out to pasture once and for all. Now that the soft, irrelevant, useless piece of filth is gone forever, it’s time for me to capitalize on that buzz that I generated last week, and boy, do I have an opportunity to do that this week.
January 5, 2014: Hours before Reloaded in Raleigh.
Valentina Madison is inside of a classroom in North Carolina and it looks like she’s setting up a slideshow presentation in just a few minutes. She’s in a very good mood, for obvious reasons.
Valentina Madison: I knew it! This is so perfect! I had a feeling that I wasn’t the only one that feels the way that I do, so I have brought some wrestling fans here, so I can educate them further about the truth.
Valentina looks over the classroom and there are roughly 18 empty desks. She loads up the title slide of the presentation, which reads “The Truth About The Resistance and the TV Championship!”. The classroom door opens and the “students” walk in. They all stand by the door.
Valentina Madison: Just take a seat wherever you like, I don’t care.
The students take their seats. The people are of various ages between 18 and 35, have various backgrounds and various levels of income. Valentina stands in front of the class and speaks.
Valentina Madison: I’m thrilled to have all of you smart people join me today, but of course, being “smart” and being “educated” are two different things. Today, you’re going to be educated on the TRUTH of the Resistance, the TRUTH of the TV Championship and the TRUTH about why my new ways are right. Now, just so we’re all clear, you’re all wrestling fans right?
They all respond in the affirmative.
Valentina Madison: Good! Let’s begin.
Valentina starts the first slide, a picture of herself.
Valentina Madison: This is me, the self-proclaimed 2013 MPW Rookie of the Year, Valentina Madison. I came into this company in September of last year and I started to make some early waves.
Next slide….which is a picture of Roxi Johnson, Johnny Clash, Chrissy Starr (with a “?” on her face) and Taufik….and Roxi, Johnny and Taufik all have their titles with them.
Valentina Madison: THIS is the Resistance, the most corrupted, hypocritical, egomaniacal group in professional wrestling today. In case you’re wondering why there’s a question mark on Chrissy Starr’s face, it’s because of her actions at Uncivil War. Thus, we don’t know for sure if she’s still a Resistance member or not. Moving on though, as you can see, three of the four have an MPW championship and they’re all singles championships. I am currently in hot pursuit of the title on the right, held by the guy on the right: the Television Championship held by Taufik.
Student: I have a question though. Why Taufik? Why not Roxi Johnson? She’s the world champion and the leader of the Resistance. What’s the deal with that?
Valentina Madison: Great question, and I’ll tell you what the deal with that is.
Next slide….a picture of the Iconic Aggression and the Resistance trading blows.
Valentina Madison: The Resistance used to be at war with a group called the Iconic Aggression, a war that they won. During this war, I LOUDLY voiced my support for the Resistance, I was CHEERING for them, and I’ll even admit that I admired them and respected them so much because of their brilliant cause in eradicating MPW of the Ignoramus Association. I even said that I would be more than willing to accept membership into the Resistance if they offered it to me. But what about Taufik?
Next slide….a picture of a random person doing the “Shhh” signal.
Valentina Madison: He was absolutely quiet. His only voice was when he was trying to prevent Laila, of the I.A., from taking his title and Laila wanted to get revenge because of this….
Next side….a picture of a random woman with bumps and bruises all over her face….
Valentina Madison: That’s not actually Laila. My point is, Taufik is not just a horrendous champion and a dreadful representative of MPW, he is also a CRIMINAL! He NEVER bothered to get a worthwhile education. He NEVER stood above the sins of his culture. In other words, he’s a waste to society. And then there’s me, the Northwestern graduate who has never been a criminal and who advocates the advancement of our dying society through education. Clearly, I was the better candidate to be that 4th Resistance member.
Valentina gets very angry.
Valentina Madison: And yet….in spite of all that….they chose TAUFIK! I held in my disappointment and bitterness until recently. He didn’t deserve that spot! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! After everything I did for the Resistance, they respond to me by shunning me for a WOMAN…. BEATING… CRIMINAL??!?!?!?!
Student 2: Don’t you think you have it all wrong?
Valentina Madison: GET OUT!
The student leaves without hesitation. Next slide…. The MPW Television Championship itself
Valentina Madison: This is the MPW Television Championship…. MY MPW Television Championship! The only time I ever came close to having a shot was that farce of a tag team match against Laila and Chrissy that I never had a fair chance to win because I was anchored by a drunk pile of garbage in Christian Carter. The title has been held by GREAT wrestlers like Justin Fischer and Lucas King, but lately, it’s been severely tainted, severely defiled, and severely broken down and ruined by downright awful champions like Jason X and Taufik himself. My mission against Taufik isn’t just about revenge for him taking from me everything I DESERVE, it’s about taking that championship from him and rebuilding it back to a championship EVERYONE can respect once more. It’s also a catalyst for something more. Once I’m through with Taufik, it’s right on up to Johnny Clash and once I take him out, I go for the head, Roxi Johnson! Since the Resistance wants to disrespect me and shun me, I’ll see to it that I singlehandedly take out the Resistance ONE by ONE!
The students just sit there, admiring Valentina’s courage for what she’s trying to do.
Valentina Madison: Now, there’s great news and terrible news. The great news is that I have a chance to face Taufik at Reloaded, the bad news is that it’s NON-TITLE! NON-TITLE?!?!?!?!
Female Student: That’s just wrong!
Valentina Madison: Of COURSE it’s wrong! By the way, I love how you’re getting it. Good job! It doesn’t matter now, I’ll beat him. I’ll get my title shot! And when I do, I’ll take what I have deserved for quite some time now! The Resistance isn’t going to shun me anymore, they’re going to recognize me as a threat! They shunned me when they arranged for one of their own members to get a title shot, but they have disrespected me for the last time! Now you all know the truth! Spread the word! You’ve been educated! Class dismissed!
The students quickly file out, and they all seem genuinely in Valentina’s corner since she has appeared to have opened up their eyes to her side of the story. Valentina flips to the next slide, a picture of Taufik holding the Television Championship: a sight that makes her absolutely sick!
Valentina Madison: Taufik….
Valentina walks over to a desk and slides it over as close as she can to the image. Once she does that, she sits on the desk, facing the picture and continues to speak.
Valentina Madison: Do you realize how long I have been waiting for this? Let me give you a hint Taufik, I have been waiting for this ever since you became a Resistance member and truth be told, when that development occurred, I was furious! I repressed that feeling and pretended to smile and laugh and move forward, but unfortunately for you, the “old Valentina” wouldn’t last much longer and when she was put to pasture, I let it all out and let me tell you something Taufik, letting it all out felt awesome because I know that I am worth so much more than the way everyone in MPW was treating me. I am worth so much more than being attacked and assaulted every damn week for no reason and I knew it deep down inside for so long, and I just had to let it out and I have, and look at the buzz I was able to generate!
How can you just stand there and talk about why I’m wrong and how I’m doing the wrong thing when you admitted that you used to be on the same road that I’m on right now? You even inflicted physical torture on a poor, defenseless woman who had no means to stand up for herself! But, I’m not going to dwell on that so much, because that has nothing to do with me. If I’ve ever done anything wrong since I’ve been here in MPW, and I don’t think I have quite frankly, none of it will EVER match the fact that YOU ARE A CRIMINAL! You should be in prison for assault you piece of filth! You weren’t even on the road I was because you wanted to stand up for yourself and do something about being a punching bag, you only went the way you did because you hated what somebody wrote about you in some stupid article.
Valentina pauses for a brief moment so she can cool her anger. The frustration of what she’s been through is boiling through her veins.
Valentina Madison: You want to talk about how I’ve been in more main events than you have, and you want to call me spoiled for it. Shouldn’t that tell you something Taufik? I’ve taken the likes of Aeryn and Roxi to the limit and yet, lately the only “quality wins” you’ve picked up ever since High Stakes were against Chrissy Starr and Jason X! As a matter of fact Taufik, you’re not even a credible champion because if I’m not mistaken, your ex-girlfriend aside, the only people you have ever put that title on the line against are those two people I just mentioned! I’ve studied what makes a champion Taufik, and what makes a champion is being able to take on and defeat ALL comers, and yet, you think that defending that title against the same people over and over and over is going to make you a credible champion? Child, please! The only thing it proves is that you can take on the guppies that are smaller than you! But in me Taufik, you got a brand new face to challenge you, a STRONG emphasis on the word CHALLENGE! You're not taking on guppies like Jason and Chrissy this time, you’re taking on a tiger shark and not just any tiger shark Taufik, a tiger shark that is STARVING!
Valentina pauses as she laughs for a few seconds.
Valentina Madison: That’s right Taufik, I am STARVING to be a champion and that hunger will not be met until I claim some championship gold and it starts with you, not because you’re the “easiest” champion, but because you’re the first rung on that championship ladder! I want that gold! Cease your preaching about how I have to “earn respect” and “earn a title shot”, because I’m going to do just that by beating you. The only thing you have going for you Taufik, is that by the grace of God, this is a non-title match so luckily for you, you get a mulligan. But I don’t get that mulligan do I Taufik? No, I’m treating this like a championship match because unlike you as of late, I haven’t gotten complacent and I won’t get complacent. I’m treating this like it means the world to me, because it does. For so long, I had to deal with being everyone’s favorite whipping girl that was made a fool out of. But now, it’s all a thing of the past. This is my chance to break out, this is my chance to come through and I WILL come through!
Taufik, and all you ignoramuses that cheer for him and respect him even though he’s a representative of the corrosive cancers of society, Reloaded is going to be a night where you’ll all have no choice but to educate yourselves on my truth, THE truth. And that truth is Taufik, that I’m Valentina Madison and I’m not only smarter than you, I’m BETTER than you! Get used to what’s coming tonight, because it won’t be the only time you’ll get it! The next time, and there WILL be a next time, that title is coming with me!
The slideshow ends, and the scene fades.
January 5, 2014: Hours before Reloaded in Raleigh.
Valentina Madison is inside of a classroom in North Carolina and it looks like she’s setting up a slideshow presentation in just a few minutes. She’s in a very good mood, for obvious reasons.
Valentina Madison: I knew it! This is so perfect! I had a feeling that I wasn’t the only one that feels the way that I do, so I have brought some wrestling fans here, so I can educate them further about the truth.
Valentina looks over the classroom and there are roughly 18 empty desks. She loads up the title slide of the presentation, which reads “The Truth About The Resistance and the TV Championship!”. The classroom door opens and the “students” walk in. They all stand by the door.
Valentina Madison: Just take a seat wherever you like, I don’t care.
The students take their seats. The people are of various ages between 18 and 35, have various backgrounds and various levels of income. Valentina stands in front of the class and speaks.
Valentina Madison: I’m thrilled to have all of you smart people join me today, but of course, being “smart” and being “educated” are two different things. Today, you’re going to be educated on the TRUTH of the Resistance, the TRUTH of the TV Championship and the TRUTH about why my new ways are right. Now, just so we’re all clear, you’re all wrestling fans right?
They all respond in the affirmative.
Valentina Madison: Good! Let’s begin.
Valentina starts the first slide, a picture of herself.
Valentina Madison: This is me, the self-proclaimed 2013 MPW Rookie of the Year, Valentina Madison. I came into this company in September of last year and I started to make some early waves.
Next slide….which is a picture of Roxi Johnson, Johnny Clash, Chrissy Starr (with a “?” on her face) and Taufik….and Roxi, Johnny and Taufik all have their titles with them.
Valentina Madison: THIS is the Resistance, the most corrupted, hypocritical, egomaniacal group in professional wrestling today. In case you’re wondering why there’s a question mark on Chrissy Starr’s face, it’s because of her actions at Uncivil War. Thus, we don’t know for sure if she’s still a Resistance member or not. Moving on though, as you can see, three of the four have an MPW championship and they’re all singles championships. I am currently in hot pursuit of the title on the right, held by the guy on the right: the Television Championship held by Taufik.
Student: I have a question though. Why Taufik? Why not Roxi Johnson? She’s the world champion and the leader of the Resistance. What’s the deal with that?
Valentina Madison: Great question, and I’ll tell you what the deal with that is.
Next slide….a picture of the Iconic Aggression and the Resistance trading blows.
Valentina Madison: The Resistance used to be at war with a group called the Iconic Aggression, a war that they won. During this war, I LOUDLY voiced my support for the Resistance, I was CHEERING for them, and I’ll even admit that I admired them and respected them so much because of their brilliant cause in eradicating MPW of the Ignoramus Association. I even said that I would be more than willing to accept membership into the Resistance if they offered it to me. But what about Taufik?
Next slide….a picture of a random person doing the “Shhh” signal.
Valentina Madison: He was absolutely quiet. His only voice was when he was trying to prevent Laila, of the I.A., from taking his title and Laila wanted to get revenge because of this….
Next side….a picture of a random woman with bumps and bruises all over her face….
Valentina Madison: That’s not actually Laila. My point is, Taufik is not just a horrendous champion and a dreadful representative of MPW, he is also a CRIMINAL! He NEVER bothered to get a worthwhile education. He NEVER stood above the sins of his culture. In other words, he’s a waste to society. And then there’s me, the Northwestern graduate who has never been a criminal and who advocates the advancement of our dying society through education. Clearly, I was the better candidate to be that 4th Resistance member.
Valentina gets very angry.
Valentina Madison: And yet….in spite of all that….they chose TAUFIK! I held in my disappointment and bitterness until recently. He didn’t deserve that spot! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! After everything I did for the Resistance, they respond to me by shunning me for a WOMAN…. BEATING… CRIMINAL??!?!?!?!
Student 2: Don’t you think you have it all wrong?
Valentina Madison: GET OUT!
The student leaves without hesitation. Next slide…. The MPW Television Championship itself
Valentina Madison: This is the MPW Television Championship…. MY MPW Television Championship! The only time I ever came close to having a shot was that farce of a tag team match against Laila and Chrissy that I never had a fair chance to win because I was anchored by a drunk pile of garbage in Christian Carter. The title has been held by GREAT wrestlers like Justin Fischer and Lucas King, but lately, it’s been severely tainted, severely defiled, and severely broken down and ruined by downright awful champions like Jason X and Taufik himself. My mission against Taufik isn’t just about revenge for him taking from me everything I DESERVE, it’s about taking that championship from him and rebuilding it back to a championship EVERYONE can respect once more. It’s also a catalyst for something more. Once I’m through with Taufik, it’s right on up to Johnny Clash and once I take him out, I go for the head, Roxi Johnson! Since the Resistance wants to disrespect me and shun me, I’ll see to it that I singlehandedly take out the Resistance ONE by ONE!
The students just sit there, admiring Valentina’s courage for what she’s trying to do.
Valentina Madison: Now, there’s great news and terrible news. The great news is that I have a chance to face Taufik at Reloaded, the bad news is that it’s NON-TITLE! NON-TITLE?!?!?!?!
Female Student: That’s just wrong!
Valentina Madison: Of COURSE it’s wrong! By the way, I love how you’re getting it. Good job! It doesn’t matter now, I’ll beat him. I’ll get my title shot! And when I do, I’ll take what I have deserved for quite some time now! The Resistance isn’t going to shun me anymore, they’re going to recognize me as a threat! They shunned me when they arranged for one of their own members to get a title shot, but they have disrespected me for the last time! Now you all know the truth! Spread the word! You’ve been educated! Class dismissed!
The students quickly file out, and they all seem genuinely in Valentina’s corner since she has appeared to have opened up their eyes to her side of the story. Valentina flips to the next slide, a picture of Taufik holding the Television Championship: a sight that makes her absolutely sick!
Valentina Madison: Taufik….
Valentina walks over to a desk and slides it over as close as she can to the image. Once she does that, she sits on the desk, facing the picture and continues to speak.
Valentina Madison: Do you realize how long I have been waiting for this? Let me give you a hint Taufik, I have been waiting for this ever since you became a Resistance member and truth be told, when that development occurred, I was furious! I repressed that feeling and pretended to smile and laugh and move forward, but unfortunately for you, the “old Valentina” wouldn’t last much longer and when she was put to pasture, I let it all out and let me tell you something Taufik, letting it all out felt awesome because I know that I am worth so much more than the way everyone in MPW was treating me. I am worth so much more than being attacked and assaulted every damn week for no reason and I knew it deep down inside for so long, and I just had to let it out and I have, and look at the buzz I was able to generate!
How can you just stand there and talk about why I’m wrong and how I’m doing the wrong thing when you admitted that you used to be on the same road that I’m on right now? You even inflicted physical torture on a poor, defenseless woman who had no means to stand up for herself! But, I’m not going to dwell on that so much, because that has nothing to do with me. If I’ve ever done anything wrong since I’ve been here in MPW, and I don’t think I have quite frankly, none of it will EVER match the fact that YOU ARE A CRIMINAL! You should be in prison for assault you piece of filth! You weren’t even on the road I was because you wanted to stand up for yourself and do something about being a punching bag, you only went the way you did because you hated what somebody wrote about you in some stupid article.
Valentina pauses for a brief moment so she can cool her anger. The frustration of what she’s been through is boiling through her veins.
Valentina Madison: You want to talk about how I’ve been in more main events than you have, and you want to call me spoiled for it. Shouldn’t that tell you something Taufik? I’ve taken the likes of Aeryn and Roxi to the limit and yet, lately the only “quality wins” you’ve picked up ever since High Stakes were against Chrissy Starr and Jason X! As a matter of fact Taufik, you’re not even a credible champion because if I’m not mistaken, your ex-girlfriend aside, the only people you have ever put that title on the line against are those two people I just mentioned! I’ve studied what makes a champion Taufik, and what makes a champion is being able to take on and defeat ALL comers, and yet, you think that defending that title against the same people over and over and over is going to make you a credible champion? Child, please! The only thing it proves is that you can take on the guppies that are smaller than you! But in me Taufik, you got a brand new face to challenge you, a STRONG emphasis on the word CHALLENGE! You're not taking on guppies like Jason and Chrissy this time, you’re taking on a tiger shark and not just any tiger shark Taufik, a tiger shark that is STARVING!
Valentina pauses as she laughs for a few seconds.
Valentina Madison: That’s right Taufik, I am STARVING to be a champion and that hunger will not be met until I claim some championship gold and it starts with you, not because you’re the “easiest” champion, but because you’re the first rung on that championship ladder! I want that gold! Cease your preaching about how I have to “earn respect” and “earn a title shot”, because I’m going to do just that by beating you. The only thing you have going for you Taufik, is that by the grace of God, this is a non-title match so luckily for you, you get a mulligan. But I don’t get that mulligan do I Taufik? No, I’m treating this like a championship match because unlike you as of late, I haven’t gotten complacent and I won’t get complacent. I’m treating this like it means the world to me, because it does. For so long, I had to deal with being everyone’s favorite whipping girl that was made a fool out of. But now, it’s all a thing of the past. This is my chance to break out, this is my chance to come through and I WILL come through!
Taufik, and all you ignoramuses that cheer for him and respect him even though he’s a representative of the corrosive cancers of society, Reloaded is going to be a night where you’ll all have no choice but to educate yourselves on my truth, THE truth. And that truth is Taufik, that I’m Valentina Madison and I’m not only smarter than you, I’m BETTER than you! Get used to what’s coming tonight, because it won’t be the only time you’ll get it! The next time, and there WILL be a next time, that title is coming with me!
The slideshow ends, and the scene fades.