Post by Kurt Newman on Jan 11, 2014 21:33:30 GMT -5
~The scene begins in an art studio in Chicago Illinois. The room belongs to Kurt who’s an advit painter whenever he gets the chance. He’s well known around the art world for his paintings of nude females. He brings them to life in his paintings and brings out the deepest of sexual intentions just with the way they are painted. But who else but Kurt can make a nude girl look even sexier?
*I’m pretty sure you just make them have huge breast or a fat ass to make them even better looking. Not too skinny but not too much of a fatty. Juuuuuuuust right.
~…….well yeah, huge tits and a nice ass always makes a woman look even better. I’ll give you that. But Kurt doesn’t do that. It’s the way that he paints the eyes, the lips, the hair, and the color of the cheeks. He takes a normal looking girl, and without changing the physical appearance of her, she brings out the inner beauty in her and puts it on the canvas.
*So he pants ugly and fat chicks?
~No! He just pants women alright. Jeeze. You have no sense of art do you?
*That’s not true! I can make mini statues out of my boogers.
~……..that’s disgusting. Anyways, as the camera spans around the room, it finally finds Kurt who’s behind a canvas. The camera makes its way over to him but is stopped when Kurt places his hand out to indicate not to come any closer. He’s in deep concentration with his newest piece of work and doesn’t want the camera man to see it yet.
Kurt Newman: “I’m in deep concentration with this newest piece of work and I don’t want the camera to see it yet.”
~Hey! That’s what I just said.
Kurt Newman: “Taufik…..we go back a long way. All the way back to ICW. Never really minded you but never gave a fuck about you either. You were always just….there. You were just a kid still learning the ropes…..and I guess you still are to this day. You’re under my radar and you will continue to be under my radar because you’re nothing more than lower card wrestler…..and you will always be one Taufik. Why? Because you play it safe. You don’t take risk. You don’t do anything to put your career to that next level. You sit on the side lines and watch as everything that’s important goes flying by. You’re a spectator Taufik in a sport where action speaks louder than words.
You’ve held onto that Television title for how long now Taufik? Since September if my memory serves me right. You’ve held onto that title for that long and yet I got to know man, how many title defenses have you had with that belt? I mean that title is meant to be defended on a regular basis. It screams to be defended Taufik, can’t you hear it! A title like that is supposed to start a career. A title like that is supposed to show everyone that you’re a true competitor. Yes, it’s one of the lower titles in the fed but if you have that title, you’re supposed to try to impress people with it. You shouldn’t be waiting around for management to tell you who to defend it against. You should be demanding some damn competition to defend that title. Because the better you look with that title, the quicker it’ll be for you to move on with your career and more importantly for you to move onto that next step in the ladder in the wrestling world.”
~Kurt pauses as he leans back in his chair and looks over the canvas. Dipping his brush in some paint, he goes back to working on the painting.
Kurt Newman: “But I look at you Taufik and I see a coward. I see a little boy holding onto that Television title like a blanket and crying like a little baby when mommy comes around, telling the little brat it’s time to grow up. But you don’t want to give up that Television Title do you Taufik. That title is the only thing making you relevant in this company. Without it, you’ll be back to being just another face in this company. Without it, you’re irrelevant and you don’t want that to happen now do you Taufik. You’ll never match up to people like Johnny Clash, Soul Shadow, or even Roxi because you’re not that good and you never will be that good because you’re a lazy piece of shit.
You want to know why I wanted to challenge you for that title?
How’d you feel if you beat the World Champion, the Sin City Champion, and one half of the Tag Team Champions in less than two months…….and yet you don’t have a title shot for any of them? It’d tick you off right? You’d hope that a title opportunity would be around the corner…..but as I look at upcoming matches with the titles…..aaaaaannnnd it looks to me like my name isn’t even close to a shot at any of them. Roxi is facing Aeryn Ashfield for the World Title belt and Clash and Soul Shadow are fighting over the Tag Team Belts….which pretty much takes both titles away from me since it looks like the two of them are going to be feuding for a while.
So the World Title: No.
The Sin City Title: Maybe at the Pay Per View if Clash doesn’t win the Tag Team Belts.
The Tag Team Titles: It’s up in the air at the moment with it being defended this week.
So….what title is left Taufik. What title is left that I can get my hands on? That’s right Taufik, that’s the Television title. But of course the title is sort of below me since it’s supposed to be more for up and comers and average wrestlers like you Taufik. But damnit Taufik! I want a title, and I want one now and there is no one more deserving of a title shot more than me Taufik. But of course you don’t think I deserved one, which I had to laugh a little bit over because you sounded so retarded when you said that I didn’t deserve a shot at it. Do I need to tell you again for the hundredth time who I’ve beaten here in MPW or should I tell you again since you’ve probably never defeated any of them in your wrestling career? Just for that Taufik, I should just take that Television title from your unconscious corps when I pin you for the win and call it my own because you kid…..you don’t deserve to wear that Television Title around your waist. You don’t deserve the honor of wearing it.
I was hoping that you’d give me a title shot. I usually don’t do the whole twitter thing, but I thought I’d try to light a fire under your ass and tick you off enough to get a title opertunity. I thought I’d poke you and call you out and see what type of man that you were. I wanted to see what type of honor you had…..I wanted to see if you were an actual true champion or a chicken. And lo and behold! I find out that you’re just a giant pussy. I found out that you don’t’ have a spine, you don’t have any balls, and that you’re just a coward……and you will always be a coward Taufik because you don’t take those risks. I’ve made those risks in my wrestling career Taufik! And that’s why I’m at the top of this company while you’re still playing the mid card/lower card matches. The only reason why we’re the second to last match of the night is because of me. My name draws people in because I’m interesting and watchable. You on the other hand, you’re going to get demolished by me because I am better than you in every way possible.
Here’s some free advice to you Taufik since it looks like you need it in your career. You want to be great around here? Put that title on the line weekly and win every week. The more you win the more respect that you will have in this company because it will show that you aren’t afraid of anything. That’s one of the ways I made my name in the wrestling industry kid. First day in GWL back in 2005, my first match was for the Turmoil Title. I took that opportunity by the horns and I won it. I defended that title weekly and held onto that son bitch for half a year before I was finally beaten. But as soon as I lost that title, I was given opportunities galore that helped make my career there in GWL. Since I proved myself for the company, I was given title opportunities after title opportunities after title opportunities and matches that helped make my career in the wrestling industry. I won the Tag Team belts with Brad Star. I won the Annhilator and Trans-Atlantic titles, and last but not least, I won the World Title. I did all of this and showed management and everyone in the back at the very beginning that I was the best by showing them that I’d defend the least important title in the fed for so long every night and actual made that title a title that everyone wanted. I helped make that title famous and countless others in my career because I wasn’t afraid to defend those titles weekly or every other week.
That right there Taufik…..that’s how you get peoples respect in the world of wrestling. You don’t get it by hiding and playing it safe.”
~Kurt raises his shoulders as he looks over his painting.
Kurt Newman: “But whatever Taufik……keep the title for all I care. Let it be soaked in your piss filled wrestling shorts and defile the title. But hopefully you listened close enough to let what I said sink in.
Come Re-Loaded Taufik, I’m going to slap you around like the little bitch that you are and show everyone…..management…..MPW staff….and the wrestlers in the back just what type of man that you truly are….and I hope they see you as who you truly are and finally strip that Television title from your grimy little hands and give it to someone who truly deserves it.”
~Kurt leans back in his chair and looks at his work. He roams the entire canvas with his eyes, to make sure nothing is wrong and nothing is out of place. A slight smile comes on his face as he enjoys what he sees.
Kurt Newman: “Finished.”
~He looks away from the canvas and looks over at the camera.
Kurt Newman: “You want to check it out?”
~The camera slowly makes its way over to Kurt and positions itself where it can see the image on the canvas.
Kurt Newman: “I thought it’d be fitting since she passed away. Such a loving woman. You know, she’s the one that taught me the Mississippi Mud Slide back in 2005. Old and wrinkly as hell, but as soon as she popped out those dentures…..oooh boy. I felt stuff that I thought never existed.”
~With a slight tear in his eye, Kurt leans over and places a kiss on the head of his painting.
Kurt Newman: “Rest in peace darlin. There will always be one Mae Young.”
~With that, the scene ends with the image of Mae young on the screen.
*I’m pretty sure you just make them have huge breast or a fat ass to make them even better looking. Not too skinny but not too much of a fatty. Juuuuuuuust right.
~…….well yeah, huge tits and a nice ass always makes a woman look even better. I’ll give you that. But Kurt doesn’t do that. It’s the way that he paints the eyes, the lips, the hair, and the color of the cheeks. He takes a normal looking girl, and without changing the physical appearance of her, she brings out the inner beauty in her and puts it on the canvas.
*So he pants ugly and fat chicks?
~No! He just pants women alright. Jeeze. You have no sense of art do you?
*That’s not true! I can make mini statues out of my boogers.
~……..that’s disgusting. Anyways, as the camera spans around the room, it finally finds Kurt who’s behind a canvas. The camera makes its way over to him but is stopped when Kurt places his hand out to indicate not to come any closer. He’s in deep concentration with his newest piece of work and doesn’t want the camera man to see it yet.
Kurt Newman: “I’m in deep concentration with this newest piece of work and I don’t want the camera to see it yet.”
~Hey! That’s what I just said.
Kurt Newman: “Taufik…..we go back a long way. All the way back to ICW. Never really minded you but never gave a fuck about you either. You were always just….there. You were just a kid still learning the ropes…..and I guess you still are to this day. You’re under my radar and you will continue to be under my radar because you’re nothing more than lower card wrestler…..and you will always be one Taufik. Why? Because you play it safe. You don’t take risk. You don’t do anything to put your career to that next level. You sit on the side lines and watch as everything that’s important goes flying by. You’re a spectator Taufik in a sport where action speaks louder than words.
You’ve held onto that Television title for how long now Taufik? Since September if my memory serves me right. You’ve held onto that title for that long and yet I got to know man, how many title defenses have you had with that belt? I mean that title is meant to be defended on a regular basis. It screams to be defended Taufik, can’t you hear it! A title like that is supposed to start a career. A title like that is supposed to show everyone that you’re a true competitor. Yes, it’s one of the lower titles in the fed but if you have that title, you’re supposed to try to impress people with it. You shouldn’t be waiting around for management to tell you who to defend it against. You should be demanding some damn competition to defend that title. Because the better you look with that title, the quicker it’ll be for you to move on with your career and more importantly for you to move onto that next step in the ladder in the wrestling world.”
~Kurt pauses as he leans back in his chair and looks over the canvas. Dipping his brush in some paint, he goes back to working on the painting.
Kurt Newman: “But I look at you Taufik and I see a coward. I see a little boy holding onto that Television title like a blanket and crying like a little baby when mommy comes around, telling the little brat it’s time to grow up. But you don’t want to give up that Television Title do you Taufik. That title is the only thing making you relevant in this company. Without it, you’ll be back to being just another face in this company. Without it, you’re irrelevant and you don’t want that to happen now do you Taufik. You’ll never match up to people like Johnny Clash, Soul Shadow, or even Roxi because you’re not that good and you never will be that good because you’re a lazy piece of shit.
You want to know why I wanted to challenge you for that title?
How’d you feel if you beat the World Champion, the Sin City Champion, and one half of the Tag Team Champions in less than two months…….and yet you don’t have a title shot for any of them? It’d tick you off right? You’d hope that a title opportunity would be around the corner…..but as I look at upcoming matches with the titles…..aaaaaannnnd it looks to me like my name isn’t even close to a shot at any of them. Roxi is facing Aeryn Ashfield for the World Title belt and Clash and Soul Shadow are fighting over the Tag Team Belts….which pretty much takes both titles away from me since it looks like the two of them are going to be feuding for a while.
So the World Title: No.
The Sin City Title: Maybe at the Pay Per View if Clash doesn’t win the Tag Team Belts.
The Tag Team Titles: It’s up in the air at the moment with it being defended this week.
So….what title is left Taufik. What title is left that I can get my hands on? That’s right Taufik, that’s the Television title. But of course the title is sort of below me since it’s supposed to be more for up and comers and average wrestlers like you Taufik. But damnit Taufik! I want a title, and I want one now and there is no one more deserving of a title shot more than me Taufik. But of course you don’t think I deserved one, which I had to laugh a little bit over because you sounded so retarded when you said that I didn’t deserve a shot at it. Do I need to tell you again for the hundredth time who I’ve beaten here in MPW or should I tell you again since you’ve probably never defeated any of them in your wrestling career? Just for that Taufik, I should just take that Television title from your unconscious corps when I pin you for the win and call it my own because you kid…..you don’t deserve to wear that Television Title around your waist. You don’t deserve the honor of wearing it.
I was hoping that you’d give me a title shot. I usually don’t do the whole twitter thing, but I thought I’d try to light a fire under your ass and tick you off enough to get a title opertunity. I thought I’d poke you and call you out and see what type of man that you were. I wanted to see what type of honor you had…..I wanted to see if you were an actual true champion or a chicken. And lo and behold! I find out that you’re just a giant pussy. I found out that you don’t’ have a spine, you don’t have any balls, and that you’re just a coward……and you will always be a coward Taufik because you don’t take those risks. I’ve made those risks in my wrestling career Taufik! And that’s why I’m at the top of this company while you’re still playing the mid card/lower card matches. The only reason why we’re the second to last match of the night is because of me. My name draws people in because I’m interesting and watchable. You on the other hand, you’re going to get demolished by me because I am better than you in every way possible.
Here’s some free advice to you Taufik since it looks like you need it in your career. You want to be great around here? Put that title on the line weekly and win every week. The more you win the more respect that you will have in this company because it will show that you aren’t afraid of anything. That’s one of the ways I made my name in the wrestling industry kid. First day in GWL back in 2005, my first match was for the Turmoil Title. I took that opportunity by the horns and I won it. I defended that title weekly and held onto that son bitch for half a year before I was finally beaten. But as soon as I lost that title, I was given opportunities galore that helped make my career there in GWL. Since I proved myself for the company, I was given title opportunities after title opportunities after title opportunities and matches that helped make my career in the wrestling industry. I won the Tag Team belts with Brad Star. I won the Annhilator and Trans-Atlantic titles, and last but not least, I won the World Title. I did all of this and showed management and everyone in the back at the very beginning that I was the best by showing them that I’d defend the least important title in the fed for so long every night and actual made that title a title that everyone wanted. I helped make that title famous and countless others in my career because I wasn’t afraid to defend those titles weekly or every other week.
That right there Taufik…..that’s how you get peoples respect in the world of wrestling. You don’t get it by hiding and playing it safe.”
~Kurt raises his shoulders as he looks over his painting.
Kurt Newman: “But whatever Taufik……keep the title for all I care. Let it be soaked in your piss filled wrestling shorts and defile the title. But hopefully you listened close enough to let what I said sink in.
Come Re-Loaded Taufik, I’m going to slap you around like the little bitch that you are and show everyone…..management…..MPW staff….and the wrestlers in the back just what type of man that you truly are….and I hope they see you as who you truly are and finally strip that Television title from your grimy little hands and give it to someone who truly deserves it.”
~Kurt leans back in his chair and looks at his work. He roams the entire canvas with his eyes, to make sure nothing is wrong and nothing is out of place. A slight smile comes on his face as he enjoys what he sees.
Kurt Newman: “Finished.”
~He looks away from the canvas and looks over at the camera.
Kurt Newman: “You want to check it out?”
~The camera slowly makes its way over to Kurt and positions itself where it can see the image on the canvas.
Kurt Newman: “I thought it’d be fitting since she passed away. Such a loving woman. You know, she’s the one that taught me the Mississippi Mud Slide back in 2005. Old and wrinkly as hell, but as soon as she popped out those dentures…..oooh boy. I felt stuff that I thought never existed.”
~With a slight tear in his eye, Kurt leans over and places a kiss on the head of his painting.
Kurt Newman: “Rest in peace darlin. There will always be one Mae Young.”
~With that, the scene ends with the image of Mae young on the screen.