Post by man on Jan 12, 2014 11:04:02 GMT -5
[An arena like the Prudential Center is normally filled with the hustle and bustle of some rowdy sporting event. Tonight will be no different as MPW will be bringing a special brand of entertainment only a wrestling show can create. But at this hour all is quiet. All is still. Nobody can be seen or heard in this empty arena. There are no flashing lights or big pyrotechnics. Just a wrestling ring and rows upon rows of seats. Suddenly a voice emanates from one of them, breaking the silence.
Voice: It's sad that's what it is.
[The camera swivels around to find the source of such a disruption and comes face to face with Maxwell A. Nickelson's boyish mug. The upstart is sitting in the nosebleeds looking down at his Smartphone with an air of smugness that looks strangely out of place]
MAN: I find it really hilarious that someone like Stefan Lajoie, who can't seem to stop tooting his own horn about how much better he is than yours truly, always has the time to take to Twitter and start bashing me. I mean, wouldn't the bigger man just ignore this pest of a rookie if that's what you really think I am?
[M.A.N. looks up from his smartphone]
MAN: The truth is Lajoie, despite all you say during your promos and on Social Media, I think you're intimidated by me. Wait. Scratch that: I KNOW you're intimidated by me. Maybe at first you just thought it was fun to tease the new kid like the big fat bully you are. But I've come to realize it's something more. I can't flip like the Cruiserweights. I can't mat wrestle like the technicians. I'm not the prototypical professional wrestler. But in your short career, which granted is much longer than mine, I don't think you've ever seen someone with as much drive as me. I don't think you've ever seen a man or women with the amount of passion for this business that I have. Here's the thing Stefan: I'm a new breed of animal that Jaguars like yourself are going to have a tough time taking down.
[M.A.N. Cracks his knuckles before continuing]
MAN: You talk about how I "stole" a victory from my friend, Kayely Hale, last week. Steal? Really Stefan? Are you kidding me?! How narrow minded can you get?! I mean seriously?! Last time I checked when you pin someone 1, 2, 3 in the middle of that ring, precisely what I'm going to do to you tonight, it means you win fair & square. It wasn't personal with Kayley. We haven't known each other very long but she's a nice girl and, like I said before, I consider her a friend. I never want to make anything personal with anybody Stefan. But when you say all the things you did about me, call me all the names you called me and act the way you did towards me I'll stand up and show you just how much of a M.A.N. I am!
[M.A.N's eye twitches. He's obviously getting very, very angry]
MAN: You want to get under my skin by calling me a sheep? Ha! Fat chance Lajoie. If anybody, you're the sheep. Following Kurt Newman wherever he goes like some type of lap dog? It sickens me. Just like you sicken me Lajoie! I've been wanting the opportunity to kick your ass for what feels like ages and now I finally get it. Tonight is the night Stefan. Tonight I make your bones goes snap, crackle and pop. Tonight I force the crimson mask onto your face. Tonight I make you pay.
[Fade to black]
Voice: It's sad that's what it is.
[The camera swivels around to find the source of such a disruption and comes face to face with Maxwell A. Nickelson's boyish mug. The upstart is sitting in the nosebleeds looking down at his Smartphone with an air of smugness that looks strangely out of place]
MAN: I find it really hilarious that someone like Stefan Lajoie, who can't seem to stop tooting his own horn about how much better he is than yours truly, always has the time to take to Twitter and start bashing me. I mean, wouldn't the bigger man just ignore this pest of a rookie if that's what you really think I am?
[M.A.N. looks up from his smartphone]
MAN: The truth is Lajoie, despite all you say during your promos and on Social Media, I think you're intimidated by me. Wait. Scratch that: I KNOW you're intimidated by me. Maybe at first you just thought it was fun to tease the new kid like the big fat bully you are. But I've come to realize it's something more. I can't flip like the Cruiserweights. I can't mat wrestle like the technicians. I'm not the prototypical professional wrestler. But in your short career, which granted is much longer than mine, I don't think you've ever seen someone with as much drive as me. I don't think you've ever seen a man or women with the amount of passion for this business that I have. Here's the thing Stefan: I'm a new breed of animal that Jaguars like yourself are going to have a tough time taking down.
[M.A.N. Cracks his knuckles before continuing]
MAN: You talk about how I "stole" a victory from my friend, Kayely Hale, last week. Steal? Really Stefan? Are you kidding me?! How narrow minded can you get?! I mean seriously?! Last time I checked when you pin someone 1, 2, 3 in the middle of that ring, precisely what I'm going to do to you tonight, it means you win fair & square. It wasn't personal with Kayley. We haven't known each other very long but she's a nice girl and, like I said before, I consider her a friend. I never want to make anything personal with anybody Stefan. But when you say all the things you did about me, call me all the names you called me and act the way you did towards me I'll stand up and show you just how much of a M.A.N. I am!
[M.A.N's eye twitches. He's obviously getting very, very angry]
MAN: You want to get under my skin by calling me a sheep? Ha! Fat chance Lajoie. If anybody, you're the sheep. Following Kurt Newman wherever he goes like some type of lap dog? It sickens me. Just like you sicken me Lajoie! I've been wanting the opportunity to kick your ass for what feels like ages and now I finally get it. Tonight is the night Stefan. Tonight I make your bones goes snap, crackle and pop. Tonight I force the crimson mask onto your face. Tonight I make you pay.
[Fade to black]