Post by Chris Cable on Jul 30, 2012 5:28:48 GMT -5
[MPW flies across the ring as Chris Cable with his KO jacket and jeans shows on the screen]
Cable: Hello MPW, today i've been asked to preview the next MNME and what better way to do it then standing right in front of the camera and telling you why this event and why this fed will be and is the best in the world. MPW is growing, we have the best talent in the world. We have the like of Freddie Styles, Trey Baxter, "Punk" Drake Hunter, Toby Foster and of course the one and only Chris Cable.
For months myself and every single wrestler who respects this business has had to deal with certain people that destroyed a fed I cherished and loved and is now attempting to bring down another. All of you fans are already sick of hearing me go on about Rage and Johnny Clash but what has gone down is far from over and when Johnny Clash and myself face in a first blood match which will be the first time we have faced since Clash decided to turn his back on the entire wrestling industry. He has been a thorn in the side and I promise all of you that Clash's words of that this would be my last match is utter bullshit because Chris Cable is the one that for the last 18 months has KO'd and dropped more people than anyone. I have stepped into that ring every dahm night and made a name for myself by putting every wrestler a face into a hospital bed and when I face Johnny Clash I will make him fall and he will never get up again. Clash won't even be able to feed himself after the match.
Sadly what a can't promise is that I can win this match because $100 to the first person I see on the night of the event that Clash will get Mr. TicTac or Tuna Breath or any other crony who wants to step in the ring with Chris Cable a distraction and cost me the match. So I call for you Johnny to not get anyone involved and let me and you have the match that I've deserved for a couple of months now. Let see who stands and who falls. I know I can beat you Clash and I know that you probably feel the same about me so lets see who's better.
Now onto other news that is a lot more bright I wish my tag partner and the man that I will win the tag team titles with in the very near future Toby Foster in a match that I think he can win and become the first TV champ in MP Dub. He has the skills and the ability to do that and I hope that you can walk away with the belt so that when you and I win those title belts you can be a double champ and give more gold to the group. And also to Trey Baxter who has the ability to win the world title. He is cocky and sometimes even takes shots to the best of people but he is my friend and I know he can take the world title and beat the holy shit out of Jackson Blaze. We've had some words in the past few weeks Blaze and soon we will have another match where I will kick your ass. But that's for another day because right now it's Johnny Clash.
So tune into the next Monday Night Main Event where you will see the "KO Kid" "C Double" Chris Cable drive his elbow and KO the shit out of Clash. Hope to see you all there.
[Cable walks out of the screen smiling before coming back quickly]
Cable: Woops nearly forgot
AND THAT'S THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO CHRIS CABLE
[camera cuts out]
Cable walks out and his girlfriend Layla is waiting behind camera. He smiles at the huge grin which seems to be on his girlfriend. With out saying a word they kiss with Cable grabbing the quite large ass of Layla. Cable turns and sees out of the corner of his eye the staff who are packing up the camera equipment looking all in envy.
Cable and Layla stop and Cable with Layla in his arms he turns towards the crew
Cable: Just go out to the town and you might find someone as good looking boy's. Just remember stay out of the Las Vegas Club those guys in there will give you the worst of the worst. That's probably where Johnny and Rage go, cause they can't find anyone else that would deal with there ego's.
The crew laugh and return to packing up while Cable walks out with his girlfriend in toe walking towards his Volkswagen Rabbit GTI 1984 which still to this day Cable kept even though the joke with Drake finished years ago.
Cable: Hello MPW, today i've been asked to preview the next MNME and what better way to do it then standing right in front of the camera and telling you why this event and why this fed will be and is the best in the world. MPW is growing, we have the best talent in the world. We have the like of Freddie Styles, Trey Baxter, "Punk" Drake Hunter, Toby Foster and of course the one and only Chris Cable.
For months myself and every single wrestler who respects this business has had to deal with certain people that destroyed a fed I cherished and loved and is now attempting to bring down another. All of you fans are already sick of hearing me go on about Rage and Johnny Clash but what has gone down is far from over and when Johnny Clash and myself face in a first blood match which will be the first time we have faced since Clash decided to turn his back on the entire wrestling industry. He has been a thorn in the side and I promise all of you that Clash's words of that this would be my last match is utter bullshit because Chris Cable is the one that for the last 18 months has KO'd and dropped more people than anyone. I have stepped into that ring every dahm night and made a name for myself by putting every wrestler a face into a hospital bed and when I face Johnny Clash I will make him fall and he will never get up again. Clash won't even be able to feed himself after the match.
Sadly what a can't promise is that I can win this match because $100 to the first person I see on the night of the event that Clash will get Mr. TicTac or Tuna Breath or any other crony who wants to step in the ring with Chris Cable a distraction and cost me the match. So I call for you Johnny to not get anyone involved and let me and you have the match that I've deserved for a couple of months now. Let see who stands and who falls. I know I can beat you Clash and I know that you probably feel the same about me so lets see who's better.
Now onto other news that is a lot more bright I wish my tag partner and the man that I will win the tag team titles with in the very near future Toby Foster in a match that I think he can win and become the first TV champ in MP Dub. He has the skills and the ability to do that and I hope that you can walk away with the belt so that when you and I win those title belts you can be a double champ and give more gold to the group. And also to Trey Baxter who has the ability to win the world title. He is cocky and sometimes even takes shots to the best of people but he is my friend and I know he can take the world title and beat the holy shit out of Jackson Blaze. We've had some words in the past few weeks Blaze and soon we will have another match where I will kick your ass. But that's for another day because right now it's Johnny Clash.
So tune into the next Monday Night Main Event where you will see the "KO Kid" "C Double" Chris Cable drive his elbow and KO the shit out of Clash. Hope to see you all there.
[Cable walks out of the screen smiling before coming back quickly]
Cable: Woops nearly forgot
AND THAT'S THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO CHRIS CABLE
[camera cuts out]
Cable walks out and his girlfriend Layla is waiting behind camera. He smiles at the huge grin which seems to be on his girlfriend. With out saying a word they kiss with Cable grabbing the quite large ass of Layla. Cable turns and sees out of the corner of his eye the staff who are packing up the camera equipment looking all in envy.
Cable and Layla stop and Cable with Layla in his arms he turns towards the crew
Cable: Just go out to the town and you might find someone as good looking boy's. Just remember stay out of the Las Vegas Club those guys in there will give you the worst of the worst. That's probably where Johnny and Rage go, cause they can't find anyone else that would deal with there ego's.
The crew laugh and return to packing up while Cable walks out with his girlfriend in toe walking towards his Volkswagen Rabbit GTI 1984 which still to this day Cable kept even though the joke with Drake finished years ago.
