Post by Chris Cable on Aug 11, 2012 3:57:22 GMT -5
[Based after Taulfik's rp (BTW was very good) and sorry if the jokes are offensive or are just down right shit, i'm improving so cut me some slack =) enjoy the rp)
People just look and go back to work as I make my way through the entrance of the MPW backstage area, it's funny how people about a month ago were bouncing around not believing that they were in the presence of people of such high calibre of the MPW wrestlers but as the weeks have gone by people around the joint seem to have settled down and gotten used to be around us.
I walk in and is confronted by a staff member which I had become good friends with over the weeks, he was a ring assistant and was at every event.
Assistant: Hey Chris, I'm surprised to see you here so early, usually you are one of the last to come through those doors.
Cable: Well you see Bob, I just happened to here what one Mr. Taulfik had to say not to long ago and I was wondering if he was still around cause I wanted to have a little pre-match talk.
Assistant: Sorry Cable, Taulfik had made it pretty clear he doesn't want to be disturbed and now I have no idea where he is. I can check in his locker room for you?
Cable: It's ok i think i'll just go out there myself and I'm sure Taulfik and even salmon boy will hear what I have to say.
Assistant: Well good luck with that. I think there is a pre-event match on right now so you should be fine to go after that.
Cable: Thanks a lot Bob, do you know how long ago this match started?
Assistant: Ahhhhhn not to long ago at all, why?
Cable: Oh no reason just wondering so I know how long before I go out there.
Assisant: Well I better get back to work, want to have a drink after the show though.
Cable: Yeah I'm up for that.
I am about to go out before I am stopped by the assistant at the curtain
Staff: Cable, what the hell are you doing? These guys are here having a try out match, they are not professionals like the boys in the back, just wait till after if you have something to say.
Cable: Sorry bud, but this is important.
I forcefully push the assistant before I rush to into the arena and onto the ramp. My music which is a bit delayed plays as the fans go crazy for the unexpected arrival of me. I run to the ring and clothesline the first opponent, then as the other who is recuperating in the corner from a move from the guy I just took down turns around to a big boot. I can hear the crowd lighting up as I signal for the discus elbow. The wrestler gets up and with a 360 spin I discus elbow the guy to the ovation of the crowd. I then turn my attention to the other and run at him hitting what I like to call now "The Silent Rage" or known before as "The KO Kick". Both are out as I call to one of the staff members at ring side to give me I mic.
I wait I second to catch my breath before speaking.
Cable: Woosh, haven't done that in a while. Sorry to the boys wrestling and Billy Adams for interrupting proceedings but you see when someone pisses me off, it mean bad news for them and now some (don't mean to be racist) wannabe terrorist comes out to my ring and blabs on about how he chocked me out and blah blah blah. You see folks Taulfik is full of it and the only way he can get close to hooking on that choke it attacking me from behind. At first Taulfik you just got on my nerves just a tad after you decided to attack me which has been done so many times before that I could name them all and it would be christmas, but when you came out here and wouldn't shut up it made me want to shove that big head right up your somewhat small body you made me turn my head.
You've got my attention now Taulfik and remember folks to stay pumped for when the team of the next TV champ Toby Foster and yours truly "The KO Kid" Chris Cable take on Allah and Fish Fingers. Because we all know how it is going to end. It will be knocking the head off prawn boy and Toby Foster taking out the rest of the competition with the Back to Britain as we make our way to a victory tonight and to the tag team titles.
And lastly the reason why it's "C Double" is because if not already quite noticeable is because my name has two C's not because I am aspiring to be some computer nerds. But I understand it's because you probably don't have any c's in your alphabet so it's quite fine Taulfik and I accept that you are a little different now.
For some odd reason you turned your back on these fans which i might add was a terrible decision because I mean who would want to turn there backs on these guys. [the crowd cheer once again as i gesture to the crowd] and then decide it's ok to walk around attacking people and stuff because we all know Aidan Caine when you two face will kick your ass probably even more than me.
So people see you later tonight. AND THAT'S....
[The crowd say in unison]
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO CHRIS CABLE!!!!
I head to my locker room before bumping into none other than Bob who I had talked to only minutes ago.
Bob: Cable what the hell was that?
Cable: Sorry bob oh pal, had to go out there and make a some what statement, I know it wasn't that big but hey anything is better than going out there moaning about stuff when you can do something to grab people's attention.
Bob: Well you've made a sure impression on the MPW scouts and development guys who are trying to get some people for STEP UP!
Cable: They'll be fine, they have already got some hardcore guy there tearing shit up.
Bob: Well please make sure you just don't do that again.
Cable: Hey no worries, I promise i wont do that again to the lower league guys but i can't promise the same for some of the guys in the back. Seriously some of them need to really lighten up.
Cable: Come on Jay what do you want now? Can I just have a minute to step into my room and get changed because I'm not sure if you just saw but i got a bit of a warm up out there.
Jay: Well you see Chris I ain't here about the Taulfik problem but I'm here about something else that happened last week with the introduction of a new member of TWI in Jason X and the attack on Drake Hunter.
Cable: I saw Drake during the week and he is doing well he might be on this weeks show.
But the thing that got me was that they earlier in the show where introducing someone new to the TWATS but long behold all that time during the show I expected you know Apostle Kried to join the darkside or someone of that callibre but hey it was a kid named Jason X
But I tell you know Johhny, Rage, X that when you have messed with me and my friends you pay and the next time I see any of you I will make sure to make you bleed just as bas as I did to Johnny.
Now if you excuse me i have some stuff to take care of before the event.
I walk into my room getting straight into preparation for my match.
People just look and go back to work as I make my way through the entrance of the MPW backstage area, it's funny how people about a month ago were bouncing around not believing that they were in the presence of people of such high calibre of the MPW wrestlers but as the weeks have gone by people around the joint seem to have settled down and gotten used to be around us.
I walk in and is confronted by a staff member which I had become good friends with over the weeks, he was a ring assistant and was at every event.
Assistant: Hey Chris, I'm surprised to see you here so early, usually you are one of the last to come through those doors.
Cable: Well you see Bob, I just happened to here what one Mr. Taulfik had to say not to long ago and I was wondering if he was still around cause I wanted to have a little pre-match talk.
Assistant: Sorry Cable, Taulfik had made it pretty clear he doesn't want to be disturbed and now I have no idea where he is. I can check in his locker room for you?
Cable: It's ok i think i'll just go out there myself and I'm sure Taulfik and even salmon boy will hear what I have to say.
Assistant: Well good luck with that. I think there is a pre-event match on right now so you should be fine to go after that.
Cable: Thanks a lot Bob, do you know how long ago this match started?
Assistant: Ahhhhhn not to long ago at all, why?
Cable: Oh no reason just wondering so I know how long before I go out there.
Assisant: Well I better get back to work, want to have a drink after the show though.
Cable: Yeah I'm up for that.
I am about to go out before I am stopped by the assistant at the curtain
Staff: Cable, what the hell are you doing? These guys are here having a try out match, they are not professionals like the boys in the back, just wait till after if you have something to say.
Cable: Sorry bud, but this is important.
I forcefully push the assistant before I rush to into the arena and onto the ramp. My music which is a bit delayed plays as the fans go crazy for the unexpected arrival of me. I run to the ring and clothesline the first opponent, then as the other who is recuperating in the corner from a move from the guy I just took down turns around to a big boot. I can hear the crowd lighting up as I signal for the discus elbow. The wrestler gets up and with a 360 spin I discus elbow the guy to the ovation of the crowd. I then turn my attention to the other and run at him hitting what I like to call now "The Silent Rage" or known before as "The KO Kick". Both are out as I call to one of the staff members at ring side to give me I mic.
I wait I second to catch my breath before speaking.
Cable: Woosh, haven't done that in a while. Sorry to the boys wrestling and Billy Adams for interrupting proceedings but you see when someone pisses me off, it mean bad news for them and now some (don't mean to be racist) wannabe terrorist comes out to my ring and blabs on about how he chocked me out and blah blah blah. You see folks Taulfik is full of it and the only way he can get close to hooking on that choke it attacking me from behind. At first Taulfik you just got on my nerves just a tad after you decided to attack me which has been done so many times before that I could name them all and it would be christmas, but when you came out here and wouldn't shut up it made me want to shove that big head right up your somewhat small body you made me turn my head.
You've got my attention now Taulfik and remember folks to stay pumped for when the team of the next TV champ Toby Foster and yours truly "The KO Kid" Chris Cable take on Allah and Fish Fingers. Because we all know how it is going to end. It will be knocking the head off prawn boy and Toby Foster taking out the rest of the competition with the Back to Britain as we make our way to a victory tonight and to the tag team titles.
And lastly the reason why it's "C Double" is because if not already quite noticeable is because my name has two C's not because I am aspiring to be some computer nerds. But I understand it's because you probably don't have any c's in your alphabet so it's quite fine Taulfik and I accept that you are a little different now.
For some odd reason you turned your back on these fans which i might add was a terrible decision because I mean who would want to turn there backs on these guys. [the crowd cheer once again as i gesture to the crowd] and then decide it's ok to walk around attacking people and stuff because we all know Aidan Caine when you two face will kick your ass probably even more than me.
So people see you later tonight. AND THAT'S....
[The crowd say in unison]
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO CHRIS CABLE!!!!
I head to my locker room before bumping into none other than Bob who I had talked to only minutes ago.
Bob: Cable what the hell was that?
Cable: Sorry bob oh pal, had to go out there and make a some what statement, I know it wasn't that big but hey anything is better than going out there moaning about stuff when you can do something to grab people's attention.
Bob: Well you've made a sure impression on the MPW scouts and development guys who are trying to get some people for STEP UP!
Cable: They'll be fine, they have already got some hardcore guy there tearing shit up.
Bob: Well please make sure you just don't do that again.
Cable: Hey no worries, I promise i wont do that again to the lower league guys but i can't promise the same for some of the guys in the back. Seriously some of them need to really lighten up.
Cable: Come on Jay what do you want now? Can I just have a minute to step into my room and get changed because I'm not sure if you just saw but i got a bit of a warm up out there.
Jay: Well you see Chris I ain't here about the Taulfik problem but I'm here about something else that happened last week with the introduction of a new member of TWI in Jason X and the attack on Drake Hunter.
Cable: I saw Drake during the week and he is doing well he might be on this weeks show.
But the thing that got me was that they earlier in the show where introducing someone new to the TWATS but long behold all that time during the show I expected you know Apostle Kried to join the darkside or someone of that callibre but hey it was a kid named Jason X
But I tell you know Johhny, Rage, X that when you have messed with me and my friends you pay and the next time I see any of you I will make sure to make you bleed just as bas as I did to Johnny.
Now if you excuse me i have some stuff to take care of before the event.
I walk into my room getting straight into preparation for my match.
