Post by Roxi Johnson on Aug 16, 2012 3:10:39 GMT -5
[ Fade into a dark and dank place. The constant dripping of water running off the slime coated walls, the faint green glow of said slime, and the pure sliminess of this place seem important to mention.
Yet here, somewhere underground, Roxi is in the middle of a hunt. What is she hunting? Well, a small figure rushes by, about the size of a little person. He's obscured from view, but it seems...he is hunting her. ]
Sometimes, evil lurks in the worst places.
[ Roxi walks around this nasty looking place, globs of slime on her costume. She pauses as another droplet his her shoulder, she looks down and the splash-back gets on her mask. ]
Roxi - Oh, GROSS! Getitoffmegetitoffme!
[ She's splashing around in the dark muck, making quite a bit of noise, her element of surprise or steal is completely ruined. After a moment, she stops, balls up her fists and takes a step to continue walking, but then stops, looking around as if she has the heebie jeebies.. ]
Roxi - Man, I got the heebie-jeebies.
[ Called it. ]
Shut up.
[ Anyway, she trudges on, continuing to hunt. ]
Stupid Guild. This is ridiculous.
[ Faced with two tunnels to go down, she takes the one on the left, the less slimy one. ]
You don't see Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones crawling around in this muck do you? You don't see Mr. Amazing down here. Nope. But noooo, I've got to do all the dirty work. I mean, I win my first match in MPW, I save the city once again and bam, I get sent out here. And they now I have a match coming up. I'll never get rid of this smell in time!
[ She keeps walking, but starts to perk up. ]
But, It's what I do. Being a superhero isn't about the glory. It's about saving people and helping those who can't help themselves. People like Sonja and Castiel needed my help to win recognition in MPW. I also suspect Bill Adams may be under the influence of those rare and juicy brain slugs from Saturn, like Chekov in that Star Trek movie. But, no one ever believes me, nope, nobody. Well, they won't be laughing when I save MPW from certain disaster.
[ She smiles under her mask, she's happy. ]
But a hero's work is never done. Now, where is that little guy?
[ As if one cue, she hears it. The dreaded cackle of her opponent. She freezes in place. The tiny shadow at the end of the tunnel turns to face her, holding some kind of futuristic rifle of doom! ]
Roxi - Oh crap.
[ The tiny man comes closer, and into the light.]
Roxi - Well, well well, Crazy Wolf...
Read: Jeff Mouland
Roxi - That gun won't save you, you're coming with me.
[ Crazy Wolf cackles like a lunatic.]
Roxi - Yep. Crazy alright.
Crazy Wolf - You shouldn't have come here. But, I am happy. Now, this little toy right here will get you out of my hair forever.
Roxi - Listen, little man, I know those rifles, it doesn't scare me.
Crazy Wolf - You know, you're right. Maybe one won't. But how about 15?
Roxi - Pfft. You're bluffing, you're stumpy arms can't hold 14 more of those!
[ Yeah, she may be a little slow on the uptake on that one.
Much to her dismay, Wolf isn't alone, in more ways than one. He makes a howl and 14 more tiny guys pop out holding similar rifles.]
Crazy Wolf - Meet my better....fourteenths.
A multi-form....clever girl.
Roxi - Uh...
[She waits for the perfect moment....]
Roxi - Um...
Wait for it....]
Roxi - Ah...
[ Now.]
Roxi - AGHHHHHH!
[ With speed rivaled by the world's greatest athletes, She turns and runs away. Green beams of energy shoot past her as she flees - er, makes a strategic retreat.
She dives out of a pipe, and rolls. She looks left, and looks right, which way to go?
75% of all people faced with this choice, choose right.
She, of course, hurries off to the left, which isn't the same way she came. She keeps running. ]
Okay, calm down. You're a superhero for crying out loud. A few death rays can't possibly hurt you.
[ She pauses to catch a breather, only to have another death ray beam whiz by her head.
But they can possibly KILL YOU! Run away!
[ She pours it on, creating a huge amount of distance. It's the nice thing about not being three feet tall: you're not neck deep in goop and can actually move. She slows up after a while to catch her breath.]
Where did Wolf get 15 death rays? This is a bit much. If I live through this, I may need to invest in some kind of body armor. protect myself. And I swear if any of this crap is in my hair, I am going to murder someone. At this point, I'd rather be tangling with Sgt. Hate again, or Haven, or anybody who didn't have brain scrambling rifles! Still, could be worse, like that time I have to stop that 60' snake. That, was the worst!
[ Another death ray shot cuts through the slime and misses her by a mile. She runs anyway though. It's almost cartoonish the way she pumps her arms and legs.]
Or maybe I'll get to fight Enigma again. I still owe him one. Big goof thinks that because he got me once that's invincible? I'll show him. I'll rip him limb from limp. I'll murderlize that bum! I'll tie him in so many knots it'll take the boy scouts to get him out! I'll -
[ Another death ray shot comes zinging by her. This one's closer, which causes her to shriek]
I've got to get the heck outta here.
[ She runs again, out of frame, followed by the tiny multiples of Crazy Wolf.]
[ Fade into Roxi's apartment, later that night. She stumbles in, obviously exhausted. She slowly makes her way around before plopping herself down in her chair, facing the computer.]
Vision - Long night?
Roxi - You could say that.
Vision - How did it go?
Roxi - Well, I smell like a sewer, I got chased by 15 little people with death rays, and I think I broke a nail.
Vision - So...good then?
Roxi - Well, I'm still alive. But I got ambushed like an amateur.
Vision - It happens, I guess.
[ She stares at him.
Roxi - You look like you have something on your mind.
Vision - Well, I got good news and I got bad news.
Roxi - If I haven't won the lottery, it's all bad news.
Vision - Which do you want first?
Roxi - Vision, I don't have time for games.
Vision - Okay, bad news first, There's new baddies in town.
Roxi - Great.
Vision - Apparently, the newest guy is planning a big time heist tomorrow.
Roxi - Good. He'll let me get some sleep.
Vision - You look like you need some.
Roxi - I know. What's the good news?
Vision - The good news is MPW has put you in a battle royal.
Roxi - ....
Vision - You get to face Bliss, Chris Michaels, Freddie Styles, Jeff Mouland, & Sonja.
Roxi - That sounds like an orgy.
Vision - ....Can you PLEASE stop thinking dirty for one day?
Roxi - Sorry. I'm tired. Why is it I can't get a one on one match?
Vision - Well, if you win you get a match for the North American title.
Roxi - ....Okay. Sounds good.
Vision - Well, I'll let you get some sleep.
Roxi - Thanks, Vision...
Vision - Good ...
[ He cuts himself off after he sees her head droop to the side. ]
Vision - Night.
[ Roxi stands on a rooftop, overlooking a bank. ]
Roxi - Well? Isn't this the place?
Vision - Yup.
Roxi - So...where's the crime?
[ And, as if on cue, the banks alarm goes off. ]
Roxi - I had to ask.
[ She fires a grappling hook and swings around, closer to the ground, finally meeting a average looking guy, standing and barking out order to masked henchmen. He turns to look at her. She sees a large flaming skull on his chest. ]
Roxi - Wait, wait, let me guess, Flameskull? No no, Skullflame, right?
[ He stares at her. ]
Roxi - Don't tell me, I didn't want to know anyway.
Man - I...am Fury.
Read: Chris Michaels
[ She wiggles her fingers in a "I'm so scared" motion. ]
Roxi - Fury? Did you think of that yourself?
Fury - It is a name I have chosen, out of many.
Roxi - Oh? Where the others too hard to spell?
Fury - Funny. Just like Hate said.
Roxi - Hate? As in Sgt. Hate?
Fury - The very same. My brother.
Roxi - Hate and Fury? Well, he got the cool name.
Fury - I will enjoy finishing what he started.
Roxi - Whoops, excuse me one second.
[ Fury's henchmen have begun to drive off in a van, but Roxi expertly tosses four sharp spikes that hit both sets of back tires. In an instantly, the van is out of commision. ]
Roxi - Now...what were you saying?
Fury - You will pay for that.
Roxi - Put it on my tab.
Fury - I don't have time for this. I will beat you much like my brother did.
Roxi - You're brother has a funny way of remembering things.
Fury - He told me he'd beaten you, and only because you had help, you survived.
Roxi - Interesting. I mean, I'm pretty sure I beat him up, and the last time, he RAN from me.
Fury - Ha! Is that what helps you sleep at night?
Roxi - Much like living in his shadow helps you.
Fury - WHAT?!
Roxi - Oh please. You are a classic little brother. Always wanting the be around the real talent, the real ability, the real intelligence, the real skill. All the things you WISH you had. You even talk like he does. Just a little brother, trying to be the big brother. Sad, you could step out and be your own man, but you chose to live your life through him. Is it because he's big and strong, and you aren't? Is it because he got more attention then you did? Oh wait, never mind, he's the one starved for attention. You must just be playing like a spoiled brat, when you were pampered. Trying to appease him again. You act like the world owe you something, well, it doesn't. He may have a legit gripe, but you? You're a POSER.
Fury - YOU....YOU...SHUT UP! I WILL KILL YOU!
Roxi - I think he said that too.
Fury - KILL HER!
Roxi - Keep trying!
[ The henchmen from the van slowly surround her.
Roxi - Really? ten of you can't beat one little girl? I'm warning you now, this is only going to lead to humiliation for all of you. The good news is, There won't be any teasing about being beaten by a girl. Because you all will!
Fury - Kill her...slowly.
Roxi - Aww, you're leaving? At least Hate had the BALLS to fight me.
Fury - GHAAAAAAAAA!
[ Without warning, Fury pulls out his pistol and begins firing with rage in his eyes. Roxi dodges the bullets. ]
Fury - Stay Still!
Roxi - Uh...no.
Fury - Why won't you die?
[ Within a few seconds, the magazine is empty. ]
Roxi - You do realize my name is Lady Bedlam, not Lady stand-still-and-get-shot, right?
Fury - ....
[ Fury looks around, he has shot all of his henchmen. ]
Roxi - Ouch. So many nameless henchmen deaths. That has to suck.
Fury - They're lives mean nothing to me. Much like yours.
Roxi - Ouch. Cut me deep Fury. Here I thought we were going to have a great relationship.
Fury - Just shut up!
Roxi - Does the truth hurt, Fury? Does it make you angry? Well, forget that part, I'm sure spilled salt makes you angry. But still.
Fury - I HATE YOU!
Roxi - Does somebody need a hug? I mean, you shot all your henchmen, now you have nobody to boss around.
Fury - I AM THE BOSS!
Roxi - That's not what Hate tell me.
[ Without warning, he chucks a knife at her, she dodges it, but leaves herself open to get kicked in the chest. It sends her flying into a wall.
Ouch. Must have been something I said. He's not as strong as Hate, but it's close. Gotta end this now. [/color]
[ She stands, defiantly with hands on hips, classic superhero stance. ]
Roxi - Alright pal, it's been fun, but just like your brother, I'm gonna have to take you down.
Fury - Come, if you dare!
Roxi - Oh, I dare.
[ She rushes and vaults with her staff, high into the air. She drops a flash grenade from her belt, and it blinds Fury as it goes off. She lands, as Fury is rubbing his eyes, holding his face from the flashbang. Using her staff, she trips Fury, mounts him and starts raining down punches. Fury angrily bucks like a bull, throwing Roxi off. He scrambles to get up but she again vaults and kicks him in the chest. The impact sends him flying into the disabled van. ]
Roxi - Had enough?
[ He stands slowly, now recovered from the flash. He stares at her with anger in his eyes. ]
Fury - I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Roxi - I'll take that, as a "No".
[ He begins to charge, but cop sirens stop him in his tracks, several swat members pour out of vans, all with guns drawn. Fury, with no other choice, gives up. ]
Fury - This...this isn't over.
Roxi - And you'll have plenty of time to plot your revenge. Don't worry, I'll be here when you get out.
[ Police arrest Fury, and drag him away in cuffs. ]
Roxi - Another villain beaten, one more, for the good guys.
Vision - Rox?
Roxi - What's up?
Vision - I think you need to see this.
Roxi - What?
Vision - You've got 3 supervillains headed your way.
Roxi - Great.
Vision - I thought you'd say that.
Roxi - Where to?
Vision - The Park.
Roxi - On the way.
[ Using her grappling gun, she swings off. ]
That's the thing with Villainy, totally not considerate of other people's schedules. I've still got to see what Bliss, and the others have said already. Then I gotta talk to Herman, it's been so long since I talked to him. I'll bet he's aching to hear all my stories.
But, that's gotta wait, because Evil never sleeps. You know, they could just postpone this little attack until tomorrow. That's would be great. Then I could talk about Bliss, laugh at Mouland, Try to understand Sonja, Try not to fall asleep listening to Chris Michaels, Or feel sorry for Freddie Styles. But Nnnoooo, I have to fight crime.
And my suit still smells!
Ugh. Stick a fork in me, I'm done.[/color]
Yet here, somewhere underground, Roxi is in the middle of a hunt. What is she hunting? Well, a small figure rushes by, about the size of a little person. He's obscured from view, but it seems...he is hunting her. ]
Sometimes, evil lurks in the worst places.
[ Roxi walks around this nasty looking place, globs of slime on her costume. She pauses as another droplet his her shoulder, she looks down and the splash-back gets on her mask. ]
Roxi - Oh, GROSS! Getitoffmegetitoffme!
[ She's splashing around in the dark muck, making quite a bit of noise, her element of surprise or steal is completely ruined. After a moment, she stops, balls up her fists and takes a step to continue walking, but then stops, looking around as if she has the heebie jeebies.. ]
Roxi - Man, I got the heebie-jeebies.
[ Called it. ]
Shut up.
[ Anyway, she trudges on, continuing to hunt. ]
Stupid Guild. This is ridiculous.
[ Faced with two tunnels to go down, she takes the one on the left, the less slimy one. ]
You don't see Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones crawling around in this muck do you? You don't see Mr. Amazing down here. Nope. But noooo, I've got to do all the dirty work. I mean, I win my first match in MPW, I save the city once again and bam, I get sent out here. And they now I have a match coming up. I'll never get rid of this smell in time!
[ She keeps walking, but starts to perk up. ]
But, It's what I do. Being a superhero isn't about the glory. It's about saving people and helping those who can't help themselves. People like Sonja and Castiel needed my help to win recognition in MPW. I also suspect Bill Adams may be under the influence of those rare and juicy brain slugs from Saturn, like Chekov in that Star Trek movie. But, no one ever believes me, nope, nobody. Well, they won't be laughing when I save MPW from certain disaster.
[ She smiles under her mask, she's happy. ]
But a hero's work is never done. Now, where is that little guy?
[ As if one cue, she hears it. The dreaded cackle of her opponent. She freezes in place. The tiny shadow at the end of the tunnel turns to face her, holding some kind of futuristic rifle of doom! ]
Roxi - Oh crap.
[ The tiny man comes closer, and into the light.]
Roxi - Well, well well, Crazy Wolf...
Read: Jeff Mouland
Roxi - That gun won't save you, you're coming with me.
[ Crazy Wolf cackles like a lunatic.]
Roxi - Yep. Crazy alright.
Crazy Wolf - You shouldn't have come here. But, I am happy. Now, this little toy right here will get you out of my hair forever.
Roxi - Listen, little man, I know those rifles, it doesn't scare me.
Crazy Wolf - You know, you're right. Maybe one won't. But how about 15?
Roxi - Pfft. You're bluffing, you're stumpy arms can't hold 14 more of those!
[ Yeah, she may be a little slow on the uptake on that one.
Much to her dismay, Wolf isn't alone, in more ways than one. He makes a howl and 14 more tiny guys pop out holding similar rifles.]
Crazy Wolf - Meet my better....fourteenths.
A multi-form....clever girl.
Roxi - Uh...
[She waits for the perfect moment....]
Roxi - Um...
Wait for it....]
Roxi - Ah...
[ Now.]
Roxi - AGHHHHHH!
[ With speed rivaled by the world's greatest athletes, She turns and runs away. Green beams of energy shoot past her as she flees - er, makes a strategic retreat.
She dives out of a pipe, and rolls. She looks left, and looks right, which way to go?
75% of all people faced with this choice, choose right.
She, of course, hurries off to the left, which isn't the same way she came. She keeps running. ]
Okay, calm down. You're a superhero for crying out loud. A few death rays can't possibly hurt you.
[ She pauses to catch a breather, only to have another death ray beam whiz by her head.
But they can possibly KILL YOU! Run away!
[ She pours it on, creating a huge amount of distance. It's the nice thing about not being three feet tall: you're not neck deep in goop and can actually move. She slows up after a while to catch her breath.]
Where did Wolf get 15 death rays? This is a bit much. If I live through this, I may need to invest in some kind of body armor. protect myself. And I swear if any of this crap is in my hair, I am going to murder someone. At this point, I'd rather be tangling with Sgt. Hate again, or Haven, or anybody who didn't have brain scrambling rifles! Still, could be worse, like that time I have to stop that 60' snake. That, was the worst!
[ Another death ray shot cuts through the slime and misses her by a mile. She runs anyway though. It's almost cartoonish the way she pumps her arms and legs.]
Or maybe I'll get to fight Enigma again. I still owe him one. Big goof thinks that because he got me once that's invincible? I'll show him. I'll rip him limb from limp. I'll murderlize that bum! I'll tie him in so many knots it'll take the boy scouts to get him out! I'll -
[ Another death ray shot comes zinging by her. This one's closer, which causes her to shriek]
I've got to get the heck outta here.
[ She runs again, out of frame, followed by the tiny multiples of Crazy Wolf.]
[ Fade into Roxi's apartment, later that night. She stumbles in, obviously exhausted. She slowly makes her way around before plopping herself down in her chair, facing the computer.]
Vision - Long night?
Roxi - You could say that.
Vision - How did it go?
Roxi - Well, I smell like a sewer, I got chased by 15 little people with death rays, and I think I broke a nail.
Vision - So...good then?
Roxi - Well, I'm still alive. But I got ambushed like an amateur.
Vision - It happens, I guess.
[ She stares at him.
Roxi - You look like you have something on your mind.
Vision - Well, I got good news and I got bad news.
Roxi - If I haven't won the lottery, it's all bad news.
Vision - Which do you want first?
Roxi - Vision, I don't have time for games.
Vision - Okay, bad news first, There's new baddies in town.
Roxi - Great.
Vision - Apparently, the newest guy is planning a big time heist tomorrow.
Roxi - Good. He'll let me get some sleep.
Vision - You look like you need some.
Roxi - I know. What's the good news?
Vision - The good news is MPW has put you in a battle royal.
Roxi - ....
Vision - You get to face Bliss, Chris Michaels, Freddie Styles, Jeff Mouland, & Sonja.
Roxi - That sounds like an orgy.
Vision - ....Can you PLEASE stop thinking dirty for one day?
Roxi - Sorry. I'm tired. Why is it I can't get a one on one match?
Vision - Well, if you win you get a match for the North American title.
Roxi - ....Okay. Sounds good.
Vision - Well, I'll let you get some sleep.
Roxi - Thanks, Vision...
Vision - Good ...
[ He cuts himself off after he sees her head droop to the side. ]
Vision - Night.
[ Roxi stands on a rooftop, overlooking a bank. ]
Roxi - Well? Isn't this the place?
Vision - Yup.
Roxi - So...where's the crime?
[ And, as if on cue, the banks alarm goes off. ]
Roxi - I had to ask.
[ She fires a grappling hook and swings around, closer to the ground, finally meeting a average looking guy, standing and barking out order to masked henchmen. He turns to look at her. She sees a large flaming skull on his chest. ]
Roxi - Wait, wait, let me guess, Flameskull? No no, Skullflame, right?
[ He stares at her. ]
Roxi - Don't tell me, I didn't want to know anyway.
Man - I...am Fury.
Read: Chris Michaels
[ She wiggles her fingers in a "I'm so scared" motion. ]
Roxi - Fury? Did you think of that yourself?
Fury - It is a name I have chosen, out of many.
Roxi - Oh? Where the others too hard to spell?
Fury - Funny. Just like Hate said.
Roxi - Hate? As in Sgt. Hate?
Fury - The very same. My brother.
Roxi - Hate and Fury? Well, he got the cool name.
Fury - I will enjoy finishing what he started.
Roxi - Whoops, excuse me one second.
[ Fury's henchmen have begun to drive off in a van, but Roxi expertly tosses four sharp spikes that hit both sets of back tires. In an instantly, the van is out of commision. ]
Roxi - Now...what were you saying?
Fury - You will pay for that.
Roxi - Put it on my tab.
Fury - I don't have time for this. I will beat you much like my brother did.
Roxi - You're brother has a funny way of remembering things.
Fury - He told me he'd beaten you, and only because you had help, you survived.
Roxi - Interesting. I mean, I'm pretty sure I beat him up, and the last time, he RAN from me.
Fury - Ha! Is that what helps you sleep at night?
Roxi - Much like living in his shadow helps you.
Fury - WHAT?!
Roxi - Oh please. You are a classic little brother. Always wanting the be around the real talent, the real ability, the real intelligence, the real skill. All the things you WISH you had. You even talk like he does. Just a little brother, trying to be the big brother. Sad, you could step out and be your own man, but you chose to live your life through him. Is it because he's big and strong, and you aren't? Is it because he got more attention then you did? Oh wait, never mind, he's the one starved for attention. You must just be playing like a spoiled brat, when you were pampered. Trying to appease him again. You act like the world owe you something, well, it doesn't. He may have a legit gripe, but you? You're a POSER.
Fury - YOU....YOU...SHUT UP! I WILL KILL YOU!
Roxi - I think he said that too.
Fury - KILL HER!
Roxi - Keep trying!
[ The henchmen from the van slowly surround her.
Roxi - Really? ten of you can't beat one little girl? I'm warning you now, this is only going to lead to humiliation for all of you. The good news is, There won't be any teasing about being beaten by a girl. Because you all will!
Fury - Kill her...slowly.
Roxi - Aww, you're leaving? At least Hate had the BALLS to fight me.
Fury - GHAAAAAAAAA!
[ Without warning, Fury pulls out his pistol and begins firing with rage in his eyes. Roxi dodges the bullets. ]
Fury - Stay Still!
Roxi - Uh...no.
Fury - Why won't you die?
[ Within a few seconds, the magazine is empty. ]
Roxi - You do realize my name is Lady Bedlam, not Lady stand-still-and-get-shot, right?
Fury - ....
[ Fury looks around, he has shot all of his henchmen. ]
Roxi - Ouch. So many nameless henchmen deaths. That has to suck.
Fury - They're lives mean nothing to me. Much like yours.
Roxi - Ouch. Cut me deep Fury. Here I thought we were going to have a great relationship.
Fury - Just shut up!
Roxi - Does the truth hurt, Fury? Does it make you angry? Well, forget that part, I'm sure spilled salt makes you angry. But still.
Fury - I HATE YOU!
Roxi - Does somebody need a hug? I mean, you shot all your henchmen, now you have nobody to boss around.
Fury - I AM THE BOSS!
Roxi - That's not what Hate tell me.
[ Without warning, he chucks a knife at her, she dodges it, but leaves herself open to get kicked in the chest. It sends her flying into a wall.
Ouch. Must have been something I said. He's not as strong as Hate, but it's close. Gotta end this now. [/color]
[ She stands, defiantly with hands on hips, classic superhero stance. ]
Roxi - Alright pal, it's been fun, but just like your brother, I'm gonna have to take you down.
Fury - Come, if you dare!
Roxi - Oh, I dare.
[ She rushes and vaults with her staff, high into the air. She drops a flash grenade from her belt, and it blinds Fury as it goes off. She lands, as Fury is rubbing his eyes, holding his face from the flashbang. Using her staff, she trips Fury, mounts him and starts raining down punches. Fury angrily bucks like a bull, throwing Roxi off. He scrambles to get up but she again vaults and kicks him in the chest. The impact sends him flying into the disabled van. ]
Roxi - Had enough?
[ He stands slowly, now recovered from the flash. He stares at her with anger in his eyes. ]
Fury - I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Roxi - I'll take that, as a "No".
[ He begins to charge, but cop sirens stop him in his tracks, several swat members pour out of vans, all with guns drawn. Fury, with no other choice, gives up. ]
Fury - This...this isn't over.
Roxi - And you'll have plenty of time to plot your revenge. Don't worry, I'll be here when you get out.
[ Police arrest Fury, and drag him away in cuffs. ]
Roxi - Another villain beaten, one more, for the good guys.
Vision - Rox?
Roxi - What's up?
Vision - I think you need to see this.
Roxi - What?
Vision - You've got 3 supervillains headed your way.
Roxi - Great.
Vision - I thought you'd say that.
Roxi - Where to?
Vision - The Park.
Roxi - On the way.
[ Using her grappling gun, she swings off. ]
That's the thing with Villainy, totally not considerate of other people's schedules. I've still got to see what Bliss, and the others have said already. Then I gotta talk to Herman, it's been so long since I talked to him. I'll bet he's aching to hear all my stories.
But, that's gotta wait, because Evil never sleeps. You know, they could just postpone this little attack until tomorrow. That's would be great. Then I could talk about Bliss, laugh at Mouland, Try to understand Sonja, Try not to fall asleep listening to Chris Michaels, Or feel sorry for Freddie Styles. But Nnnoooo, I have to fight crime.
And my suit still smells!
Ugh. Stick a fork in me, I'm done.[/color]
