Post by To Be Announced on Aug 15, 2012 15:08:23 GMT -5
At long last. I can barely believe it, but I finally did it. I've finally made it. I am a professional wrestler! Well, not yet actually. Apparently I'm not good enough to be on the main roster yet, so I've ended up on the development roster. Which is close enough. At least someone has signed me up. I'm on the development show of MPW! At last, I get to shine! Now surely Ms. Biguns has to notice me!
Oh wait, what's that? Oh, it's only the door. Better answer it. Oh god...
Sweeney: Chicken! What the hell!?
It's Sweeney. No point inviting him in, he'll only walk in without my permission. He normally does. Seriously, how did I wind up with such fucked up friends?
Chicken: What?
Sweeney: I just saw your profile on the MPW website! Are you insane?
Great. Take my potato chips why don't you? Oh, and it's not like I was sitting on that couch or anything.
Chicken: Sweeney, you know I've always wanted to be a wrestler!
Sweeney: Dude! Haven't you seen the other guys on there?
Chicken: Yeah...
Sweeney: Well you're not exactly the biggest branch on the tree. Those guys could snap you like a twig!
Again with the twig reference...
Sweeney: Even some of the women there could break you in half! Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them even try! Roxi Johnson looks like she could do it just for the fun of it!
Roxi Johnson. You know, I'm a bit of a comic book buff myself. Maybe I should ask her if she'd like to read some together. Oh like hell, as if she'd go out with someone like me!
Chicken: Sweeney listen, you're not going to talk me out of this. I know what I'm doing.
Sweeney: That's what I'm worried about. You're gonna get yourself killed! Do you have any idea who you're gonna go up against, even in the Step Up roster?
I have some idea. That Brandon Nytrus looks like a formidable guy. I've heard he's quite a big fella. And then there's Apostle Kried. He can't be in a good mood after what happened to him. Maybe I am way over my head...
Chicken: I know. But you don't get it. This could be my best chance!
Sweeney: Your best chance at what? Achieving your dream?
Chicken: Yes, and...
Sweeney: Oh brother...
Yes brother! You know the reason why! Ms. Biguns! She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! The moment I laid my eyes on her, I knew that she was the one! I just wish he didn't bother with that twat. I just couldn't bare living in his shadow anymore! It's about time I made something out of myself, and hopefully, attract the lovely Ms. Biguns. Maybe she'd even sign me up as her next client! Oh it gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!
Sweeney: Chicken, listen man, she's not into you! She's into that other guy! Just let it go will you?
Chicken: No, I'm sick of that fucking twat! I'm sick of being his sparring partner, I'm sick of living in his shadow, and I'm sick of him taking the credit for things that I do!
Sweeney: But Chicken, this can't be the answer. You can't out-wrestle a guy like him! You can't possibly out-wrestle any of these guys! If given the chance, he could probably kill you!
Chicken: Dude, I'm not scared of him. He's a pussy! Sweeney, I'm determined to make a name for myself here. I know I'm going to make something out of myself here. I've got to!
Sweeney: Whatever dude. Go ahead and kill yourself. I'm outta here.
Yeah, see ya later Sweeney, you stupid ass! You have no idea what this means to me. It's like a dream come true. It's only a matter of time before Ms. Biguns starts to notice me. She's got to. I know we were meant to be together. Even if I have to beat everyone in the roster, I will get her to notice me. You'll see!
Oh wait, what's that? Oh, it's only the door. Better answer it. Oh god...
Sweeney: Chicken! What the hell!?
It's Sweeney. No point inviting him in, he'll only walk in without my permission. He normally does. Seriously, how did I wind up with such fucked up friends?
Chicken: What?
Sweeney: I just saw your profile on the MPW website! Are you insane?
Great. Take my potato chips why don't you? Oh, and it's not like I was sitting on that couch or anything.
Chicken: Sweeney, you know I've always wanted to be a wrestler!
Sweeney: Dude! Haven't you seen the other guys on there?
Chicken: Yeah...
Sweeney: Well you're not exactly the biggest branch on the tree. Those guys could snap you like a twig!
Again with the twig reference...
Sweeney: Even some of the women there could break you in half! Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them even try! Roxi Johnson looks like she could do it just for the fun of it!
Roxi Johnson. You know, I'm a bit of a comic book buff myself. Maybe I should ask her if she'd like to read some together. Oh like hell, as if she'd go out with someone like me!
Chicken: Sweeney listen, you're not going to talk me out of this. I know what I'm doing.
Sweeney: That's what I'm worried about. You're gonna get yourself killed! Do you have any idea who you're gonna go up against, even in the Step Up roster?
I have some idea. That Brandon Nytrus looks like a formidable guy. I've heard he's quite a big fella. And then there's Apostle Kried. He can't be in a good mood after what happened to him. Maybe I am way over my head...
Chicken: I know. But you don't get it. This could be my best chance!
Sweeney: Your best chance at what? Achieving your dream?
Chicken: Yes, and...
Sweeney: Oh brother...
Yes brother! You know the reason why! Ms. Biguns! She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! The moment I laid my eyes on her, I knew that she was the one! I just wish he didn't bother with that twat. I just couldn't bare living in his shadow anymore! It's about time I made something out of myself, and hopefully, attract the lovely Ms. Biguns. Maybe she'd even sign me up as her next client! Oh it gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!
Sweeney: Chicken, listen man, she's not into you! She's into that other guy! Just let it go will you?
Chicken: No, I'm sick of that fucking twat! I'm sick of being his sparring partner, I'm sick of living in his shadow, and I'm sick of him taking the credit for things that I do!
Sweeney: But Chicken, this can't be the answer. You can't out-wrestle a guy like him! You can't possibly out-wrestle any of these guys! If given the chance, he could probably kill you!
Chicken: Dude, I'm not scared of him. He's a pussy! Sweeney, I'm determined to make a name for myself here. I know I'm going to make something out of myself here. I've got to!
Sweeney: Whatever dude. Go ahead and kill yourself. I'm outta here.
Yeah, see ya later Sweeney, you stupid ass! You have no idea what this means to me. It's like a dream come true. It's only a matter of time before Ms. Biguns starts to notice me. She's got to. I know we were meant to be together. Even if I have to beat everyone in the roster, I will get her to notice me. You'll see!