Post by To Be Announced on Aug 24, 2012 13:05:11 GMT -5
OOC: Okay, so this is a pointless RP that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, just thought I'd write it for giggles...but please don't use this against her...yet.
Oh god, it's so good to finally be back in my own apartment. There's no place like home. Let's check out the place. Oh wow, what a mess. Probably should get started cleaning up this place.
Chicken: Oww..
What the hell did I just trip over? Oh yeah, that wooden chair by the door. Best be careful. Hang on...what's this? Oh, it's the mail. But what is this on the bottom? A package? Hmm...feels like some kind of CD. Better open it. It is a disc, but what's inscribed on it? The black marker is too washed up, I can't read it. Wait, something else just fell out. A note? From Ms. Biguns!!?
Strange. This is not like her. This doesn't even look like her handwriting...
*sniff*
Oh, but it must be her. It has her scent. Oh this is so exciting! Perhaps hanging around that windbag for all those years has been worth it after all! This mess can wait, I've got to watch this! Good thing that giant douchebag didn't smash my TV! Okay I'll just plug it in and...and then just insert the disc...switch on the TV...oh, and it's already started! How exciting!
Ms. Biguns (on tape): Oh hey coach, did you like what you saw out there?
Oh my, there she is! Wow, Ms. Biguns looks really young, she must be about eighteen years old or something! Oh, but why is she wearing a cheerleading outfit? Did she used to be a cheerleader or something? And is that the couch? He looks well built, if I were a woman, I know what I'd be thinking about him...oh god, get these thoughts out of my head!
Couch (on tape): Yeah, but I'm more interested in what I'm seeing right now...
What? Why is he taking his top off? Wow, look at that six pack! No, stop it with these thoughts!
Ms. Biguns (on tape): Oh really? Then I'm sure you'll like to see these...
Oh my, Ms. Biguns! Why are you rubbing...oh wow...wait...oh no, don't take your top...oh my...how is that bra still intact!? Wow...they look so...natural! Must not look...must...not...look...
Couch (on tape): Oh yes, please show me more...
What!? What is this!? Oh my god, don't take it off...What is this? When did she do this? Why did she even send me this? How could she do this? Where did all her clothes go!? No, I cannot look at this...oh god, now what is she doing!?
Ms. Biguns (on tape): How about you come here for a closer look...
Oh no, here comes the intercourse! Please miss...miss Biguns...miss Huguns...miss Titties oh...oh god, where are the tissues? Where are the damn tissues!?
Ms. Biguns (on tape): Oh yeah, that's it. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh god. Oh yes. Yes. Yes! YES!!
Oh my god, could she scream any louder!? Dammit girl, that's one hell of a pounding she's taking! Oh lord, just look away. Ohhhh...
? (on tape): Hey Busty...oh, hi coach. Say, that looks pretty sweet. Can I join in?
Busty!? Shit no, another woman!? I didn't know she was...oh lord. Oh my. Oh god. Oh Jesus. Is she really going to...my god, she is! This is so hot...Ms. Biguns doing it with another...oh god...why the hell would she even...I mean where's the plot...this doesn't make any...shit I better change my pants...
Coach (on tape): Oh yeah, that's it. Right there. Right there. Oh yes!
No no, I can't take this anymore! God, if Sweeney walked in right now...shit I gotta switch this off! Jesus Christ! Why would she even send this to me? Unless...unless she didn't sent it to me? Maybe someone else sent it here. But why? To spite her, to embarrass her, or...oh god I'd better send this video back! If she found me with this she'd kill me!
No wait...there's no need to be hasty, is there? I mean...I don't have to send it back immediately right? I can still...hold onto it for a little while...just for a little while...I'm sure she won't mind. If she's sending these videos out, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
Well then...let's just...lock this door and...
Oh god, it's so good to finally be back in my own apartment. There's no place like home. Let's check out the place. Oh wow, what a mess. Probably should get started cleaning up this place.
Chicken: Oww..
What the hell did I just trip over? Oh yeah, that wooden chair by the door. Best be careful. Hang on...what's this? Oh, it's the mail. But what is this on the bottom? A package? Hmm...feels like some kind of CD. Better open it. It is a disc, but what's inscribed on it? The black marker is too washed up, I can't read it. Wait, something else just fell out. A note? From Ms. Biguns!!?
To my little Chicken,
Ever since I met you, I could never
Stop thinking about you. Please
Watch this video as a token of my
Love.
Yours forever,
Jasmine.
xXxXxXx
Ever since I met you, I could never
Stop thinking about you. Please
Watch this video as a token of my
Love.
Yours forever,
Jasmine.
xXxXxXx
Strange. This is not like her. This doesn't even look like her handwriting...
*sniff*
Oh, but it must be her. It has her scent. Oh this is so exciting! Perhaps hanging around that windbag for all those years has been worth it after all! This mess can wait, I've got to watch this! Good thing that giant douchebag didn't smash my TV! Okay I'll just plug it in and...and then just insert the disc...switch on the TV...oh, and it's already started! How exciting!
Ms. Biguns (on tape): Oh hey coach, did you like what you saw out there?
Oh my, there she is! Wow, Ms. Biguns looks really young, she must be about eighteen years old or something! Oh, but why is she wearing a cheerleading outfit? Did she used to be a cheerleader or something? And is that the couch? He looks well built, if I were a woman, I know what I'd be thinking about him...oh god, get these thoughts out of my head!
Couch (on tape): Yeah, but I'm more interested in what I'm seeing right now...
What? Why is he taking his top off? Wow, look at that six pack! No, stop it with these thoughts!
Ms. Biguns (on tape): Oh really? Then I'm sure you'll like to see these...
Oh my, Ms. Biguns! Why are you rubbing...oh wow...wait...oh no, don't take your top...oh my...how is that bra still intact!? Wow...they look so...natural! Must not look...must...not...look...
Couch (on tape): Oh yes, please show me more...
What!? What is this!? Oh my god, don't take it off...What is this? When did she do this? Why did she even send me this? How could she do this? Where did all her clothes go!? No, I cannot look at this...oh god, now what is she doing!?
Ms. Biguns (on tape): How about you come here for a closer look...
Oh no, here comes the intercourse! Please miss...miss Biguns...miss Huguns...miss Titties oh...oh god, where are the tissues? Where are the damn tissues!?
Ms. Biguns (on tape): Oh yeah, that's it. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh god. Oh yes. Yes. Yes! YES!!
Oh my god, could she scream any louder!? Dammit girl, that's one hell of a pounding she's taking! Oh lord, just look away. Ohhhh...
? (on tape): Hey Busty...oh, hi coach. Say, that looks pretty sweet. Can I join in?
Busty!? Shit no, another woman!? I didn't know she was...oh lord. Oh my. Oh god. Oh Jesus. Is she really going to...my god, she is! This is so hot...Ms. Biguns doing it with another...oh god...why the hell would she even...I mean where's the plot...this doesn't make any...shit I better change my pants...
Coach (on tape): Oh yeah, that's it. Right there. Right there. Oh yes!
No no, I can't take this anymore! God, if Sweeney walked in right now...shit I gotta switch this off! Jesus Christ! Why would she even send this to me? Unless...unless she didn't sent it to me? Maybe someone else sent it here. But why? To spite her, to embarrass her, or...oh god I'd better send this video back! If she found me with this she'd kill me!
No wait...there's no need to be hasty, is there? I mean...I don't have to send it back immediately right? I can still...hold onto it for a little while...just for a little while...I'm sure she won't mind. If she's sending these videos out, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
Well then...let's just...lock this door and...