Post by MPW ADMIN on Aug 13, 2012 23:46:05 GMT -5
Pre-show
[The camera opens to the MPW production truck that is outside the Orleans Arena. Al of a sudden Bytch and Falcon come into the picture.]
Bytch: Hehehehehe this is going to be soooo great!
Falcon: You think so? They won’t get pissed?
Bytch: What the MPW guys??? Nawwwwww me and them go waaaaay back….like 6 months…..old buddies. Used to spend hours on the NYCCW chat talking about Zombies and how much I loved and hated my ex-girlfriend.
Falcon: Like I am with MPW….I mean look at that truck with that beautiful well done MPW graphic…..I hate it! NO! I love it!
Bytch: Ya ya we get it…..look you bore me and I don’t want to talk about you anymore. But what I have here is the new Monday Night Main Event Zombified intro video. It’ll kill! Let’s go!
[Bytch and Falcon walk up the small steps and open the door into the production truck. A few employees are there and one turns around.]
MPW Employee: HEY! What are you two doing here?
Bytch: Oh uhhhh we are here with the new introduction for Main Event!
MPW Employee: Oh Finally! We didn’t know if it would make the deadline.
Bytch: Yup and we are here to install it as well.
MPW Employee: OH…..That’s strange….Do you know what you’re doing?
Bytch: Oh please! I attempted to make a Zombie game for three weeks once….I’m sure I will know my way around this stuff.
[Bytch walks over and sits down at the console.]
MPW Employee: Just don’t lose anything though alright? We haven’t had time to back up the system today because we are preparing for High Stakes as well. What’s wrong with that guy?
[Camera goes over and you see Falcon crying.]
Bytch: Oh….you mentioned the “L” word. He’s still kinda touchy about that…..
Falcon: Why?!?!?! It doesn’t make sense…..I cut two promos…..I mean…..WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Bytch: Yeah ignore that he’ll be done for the next 20 minutes or so. Ok so console……just hit this here…..move this there…..ok looks good….ENTER!
[Bytch hits ENTER and the screens all go black and the control boards all start sparking and smoking. MPW Employees freak out.]
MPW Employee: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! YOU LOST EVERYTHING AND FRIED THE ONLY PRODUCTION WE HAVE!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID SOCKFACED MORON!
Bytch: HEY! No need for that…..I’m not a little shit…….Wait…..this isn’t Windows Paint? Ohhhhhh
Falcon: WHY?!?!?!?!?!??!? WHY!?!?!?!?!??!
Bytch: Still Falc? Come on man!
[Bytch gets up and walks to Falcon.]
Bytch: Come on body looks like our plan didn’t go so smooth……I tried for Zombies and got fireworks instead.
Flacon: *sniff* *wipes tears* Ohhhhh it’s sparkly…..I love it……NO! I HATE IT! LOVE! HATE! LOVE! HATE!
[Bytch slaps Falcon.]
Falcon: Thanks Bytch. You are my one true friend. Why don’t we go back to Crybaby Pro Wrestling?
Bytch: I think that’s a great idea. We need to get going before………
[Aidan Caine walks in with a 6 pack of Molson Canadian.]
Aidan Caine: Boys I just wanted to show my appreciation for your hard work so I thought I’d grab some imported beer direct from Canada. Because only the best comes from Canada…….*wink*…..Hope you are all thirs……….ty………..what in the sweet corn bread with mashed potatoes happened here?!?!?!
[All the employees point to the corner where Bytch and Falcon are cowering from Caine. He sees them then looks at the camera and mouths “Really?”
Aidan Caine: Didn’t you guys get the message last week? You are not wanted here. Boys what happened?
MPW Employee: Well these guys supposedly had the new MNME intro vid and said they would load it. Then Bytch happened!
Aidan Caine: Isn’t that always the case? Guys…..guys…..guys just want am I going to do with you two??? OH I KNOW!
[Caine walks over and grabs Bytch and Falcon by there heads and drags them to the door tossing them outside down the steps. Both of them are laid out at the bottom of the steps. Caine turns around and pulls a flash drive out of his pocket.]
Aidan Caine: Here…..I just so happen to have a copy of the actual new Main Event intro video right here!
MPW Employee: That’s great and all but the truck is destroyed….We can’t air MNME tonight at all.
Aidan Caine: Well it just so happens that I have a extra production that I drive around with….you know for Bytchy days!
[Caine points to the his car with the trailer attached to it.]
MPW Employee: How did you tow that with that car?
Aidan Caine: Silly man……Because I’m Aidan Caine…..
[The employees shuffle over to the truck across from the existing one and get in. Caine goes with them and they start it up and load up the new intro vid.]
Aidan Caine: Alright guys I’m out. You can keep this truck…..I have like 6 more at home…….oh yeah one more thing……START THIS UP WE ARE LIVE MPW-NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Simon: Hello MPW Nation and welcome to the Monday Night’s Main Event!!!!!!!!! Tonight is our Go Home show before our first Pay Per View HIGH STAKES!!!!
Bob Herman: Exciting times indeed!
Thomas Simon: Well let’s get right to tonight’s we are starting of MPW style!!!! Triple Threat….Take it away Honey!
Standard Match
Referee: Jude Mason
Honey Winters: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match. Introducing first from Groves Valley, Phloriphornia by way of Saratov, Russia weighing in at 123 lbs and standing at 5'4" she is "The Saratov Sweetheart" Sonja Maria Lickinova!!!!!
["FU Betta" by Neon Hitch blasts through the speakers as "The Saratov Sweetheart" and "Molotov Mocktail" Sonja Maria Lickinova seductively skips and slinks down the ramp in her trademark ruby-red robe and now Converse Red sneakers. She blows kisses to the audience and does some provocative dance steps as she nears the apron. She takes off her ruby-red bathrobe and hands it to an attendant at ringside. Despite being 5'7", Lickinova still walks in between the top and middle rope to execute a picture-perfect bum wiggle before entering the ring. Her wrestling attire ushers up catcalls and cheers as she either prances around the ring waiting for her opponent]
Honey Winters: Introducing second from Tampa, Florida weighing in at 132 lbs she is ROXI JOHNSON!!!!
["Outsider" by Green Day plays as Roxi to the cheer of the fans makes her way to the ring.]
Honey Winters: And last from The Pit standing at 6 ft 1 and weighing in tonight at 244 lbs he is "The Saviour" CASTIEL!!!!
[As Living in Sin plays, a blinding white light beams from the entrance ramp. Castiel slowly makes his way out from the light and stands with his arms spread, staring intently at the ring, ignoring the crowd. He slowly makes his way down the ramp and hops onto the apron, climbs the turnbuckle to the second rope and once again spreads his arms out wide.]
Thomas Simon: Well this is going to be an interesting match with two competitors that faced each other last week in a fatal four way which was won by Enigma, but these two along with the other two in the match last week was fantastic and of course we get to see "The Molotov Mocktail" Sonja Maria Lickinova in action tonight.
Bob Herman: Can you just shut up before a match once so we can see these fine athletes start there matches in peace!!
DING DING
Thomas Simon: Disregarding Bobo's last comments here we go!
[Straight away from the opening bell Roxi and Sonja go after Castiel bringing him into the corner with the double team left and right jabs. Roxi then gets quick kick in that is then followed up by Sonja lifting her leg and choking out Castiel. After the move Sonja steps back and gestures for Roxi to have a turn in attacking. Roxi obliges and starts kneeing Castiel in the gut but before Sonja who is behind Roxi attempts The 3-L..]
Thomas Simon: WOW look at this Sonja tires for her finishing submission so early on but no! Roxi grabs the back of Sonja's head and hits a jawbreaker that leaves Sonja facing the other way.
[Roxi then grabs Sonja and locks in a full nelson center of the ring. The hold is not on for long as Castiel from the corner cuts Roxi off by clubbing her in the back. Roxi and Sonja fall to the ground as Castiel follows by grabbing Roxi by her hair lifting her to her feet. Then follows with a Russian legsweep on Roxi, he then gets up quickly realising that Sonja was behind him and is to late and met with a clothesline that Castiel gets up quickly from but just after turning around is hit with a dropkick that makes Castiel fall out of the ring]
Bob Herman: Picture perfect dropkick there, hope to see a lot more of Sonja, she is a great wrestler and looks the goods.
[Sonja now turns her attention to Roxi who has just gotten up, she swings her around and hits a saito suplex. Roxi is down and now Sonja calls to the crowd before turning Roxi to her back and attempts the crossface but Roxi once again fights out flipping over then gets up and kicks Roxi in the gut and follows by attempting springing off the ropes attempting a springboard ddt but it caught by Sonja who grabs her by the legs and follows by turning Roxi over locking in the single leg boston crab named Chekov Gunslinger]
Thomas Simon: The Chekov Gunslinger is locked in this could be it! What a reversal by Sonja to get Roxi into position for the Gunslinger!
[After a few seconds Roxi is able to reach the ropes which makes Roxi realise the hold. Sonja grabs Roxi by the leg and tries to drag her into the middle to lock in the Chekov Gunslinger again but Roxi than kicks Sonja in the face getting up and runs at Sonja hitting a running dropkick than follows by springing off the middle rope this time connecting if the springboard ddt.
Thomas Simon: Cover by Roxi!
1..........2........
Oh wait Castiel from outside the ring breaks the cover and the match continues!
[Castiel waits for Roxi to get up before whipping her into the corner than running at her hitting a jumping corner splash followed by than running off the ropes and hit Roxi who was coming out of the corner with a jumping crossbody. Castiel is in control as he picks Sonja up lifting her into the powerslam position hitting a running powerslam. Now Castiel signals to the crowd calling for the Last Rite]
Bob Herman: I love this move! It will definitely win the match for Castiel if he is able to connect with the Last Rite!
[Castiel lifts Sonja onto his shoulders but she is able to wriggle out falling behind Castiel who turns around to a Soviet Sickle superkick to the chin. Sonja makes the cover 1…….. 2…….Roxi who had recovered runs off the ropes attempting the Reality Bites but Sonja seeing this moves out of the way as the move connects on the downed Castiel, Roxi gets up and is hits with the northern lights suplex. Sonja doesn't decide to make the cover but instead to climb the ropes where she connects with a moonsault on Roxi]
Thomas Simon: What an opening match we have here tonight!!
[Sonja makes the cover……1……….2………Kick out by Roxi!!!! Sonja gets up and looks at Jude Mason in disbelief. She gets up and helps Roxi to her feet. Sonja is attacked from behind by Castiel forcing her to let go of Roxi leaving her against the ropes. Castiel turns Sonja around and instantly lifts her up on to her shoulder then nails a Go To Sleep and follows with an Evenflow DDT!!!!]
Bob Herman: THAT’S THE LAST RITE!!!!
[Castiel still weakened from Reality Bites slowly flips over Sonja and covers her. Jude Mason goes to drop down to start the pin but out of nowhere Roxi gets a burst of energy and springs off the ropes landing on Castiel who was laying on Sonja for the Reality Bites!!!! Roxi holds her mid section grimacing in pain as Castiel rolls off Sonja. Roxi scoots over and covers Castiel. Mason down and counts…..1……….2……….3!!!!!!!!!!!]
Thomas Simon: Listen to crowd POP for Roxi getting her very first MPW win!!!!!
A Proposal….
[Backstage, TWI is relaxing in their locker room]
Rage: Xavier here yet?
Johnny Clash: Nah…he said he will be arriving fashionably late AKA TWI style! Love that kid
[Suddenly Apostle Kried walks into the room, causing all three of them to jump to their feet.]
Johnny Clash: Shit! The German is drunk! He walked right into us!
Apostle Kried: I’m not drunk Johnny…
Johnny Clash: He’s in denial, he must be smoking weed too, somebody call the cops! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
Rage: Ignore him for now, what the hell are you doing here Kried?
Apostle Kried: I have a proposal for you guys…
Johnny Clash: Ha, a proposal for us? And why exactly would we want to do anything that involved helping you?
Apostle Kried: Weren’t you panicking just now?
Rage: He’s right, you’re wasting our time. There’s nothing you could possibly say to make us help you.
Apostle Kried: Look, I don’t want you to help me; I just want you to do something that you guys would probably enjoy doing anyways.
Johnny Clash: Why do you need us to do it?
Apostle Kried: Because Bill Adams isn’t letting me anywhere near him or his office.
Rage: Wait, Adams? We hate Adams almost as much as we hate you.
Johnny Clash: Maybe more!
Rage (to Johnny): Don’t say that in front of him! Remember?
Johnny Clash: I mean we hate you!
Apostle Kried: Look, I just need you guys to hit Bill Adams where it hurts. If you could just break into his office and take something he’s going to miss.
Rage: Again, why would we do this for you?
Apostle Kried: Because it’s going to hurt Bill Adams a hell of a lot more than it would help me. And I know how much you guys enjoy being a pain in the ass to Bill Adams. Look at it this way; I might be on my way out as it is, so you should be focusing on being jackasses to Bill now, so that you don’t fall behind.
Rage: Yeah but…
Johnny Clash: But uh… well, hold on a second.
[TWI huddle up, leaving Apostle standing behind them trying to see what they’re doing.]
Johnny Clash (whispered): Breaking and entering does sound like fun…
Rage (whispered): Yeah, but its Apostle we’re talking about, he must have a reason for wanting us to do this right?
Johnny Clash: Who cares? If it means making that fat prick with no discernable mic skills suffer, we should do it right?
Rage: Well yeah, I guess…
Johnny Clash: So I guess if we both agree we do it then.
[Apostle breaks into a grin and walks out just as they end their huddled discussion.]
Johnny Clash: So I guess we’ll… hey? Where’d the steroid jar go?
[Scene fades to commercial on Clash looking befuddled at Kried leaving.]
Hall answers the call!
[Fade back into the arena as the crowd is buzzing from that great match still. Suddenly “School of Hard Knocks” blasts and Shawn Hall walks out to a deafening POP from the Las Vegas crowd. He gets in the ring quickly and grabs a mic from Honey.]
Shawn Hall: How’s it going everyone???
[Crowd pops!]
Shawn Hall: Good, good……Now as you know last week the little bald man issued a challenge to me….well if you didn’t catch it here is what he said……
LAST WEEK
Bill Adams: Now on to the so called CEO Shawn Hall…..I’ve had just about enough of your interrupting MY show! You do nothing but disrespect me time and time again and I’ve had enough!!!! So at High Stakes I am willing to put it all on the line against you in a TABLES MATCH! Winner takes full control of MPW!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you say Shawn?!?!? Do you have the balls?
?
[MPWTron stops playing the recap.]
Shawn Hall: So……disrespectful am I?? Well let me put it to you like this Bill……
[Hall is interrupted as “Hero” blasts and Bill Adams angrily walks down the ramp and gets the ring. He demands a mic from Honey and gets it.]
Bill Adams: Well….well…..well……….The suit showed up! Nice to see you here on MY show! For once you are not here to interrupt a decision of mine but this time the tables have turned I am the one interrupting you! But I will be kind enough to let everyone hear the answer we ALL want to hear……
Shawn Hall: Bill I’m not a dumb man. I know that’s exactly what you are out here for. That’s what the people have been tweeting about…..BUT unfortunately the answer is simply…No!
[The fans boo loudly as they hear this answer.]
Shawn Hall: It’s simple actually…..You see Bill I am not an active roster member neither are you. So to advertise us and have us on the Pay Per View takes the valuable wages from members of this roster that deserve it! So myself and the board came to thi…….
Bill Adams: And there it is! ‘The Board’ Tell me something Shawn do you always do what the board tells you to do? I mean you seem like an intelligent man about fifteen percent of the time that I figure you would have the balls to step into this ring and fight me like a man!
Shawn Hall: I see what you’re doing here Bill I do…..you’re trying to goat me into saying yes…..not going to happen. My main concern is the boys in the back and the fans in the seats. Not to feed the ego of Bilbo Baggins in front of me.
Bill Adams: HAHAHAHAHHA Sooooo funny Shawn. Always with the wit huh? Well let me explain something to you….I’m Bill Adams…..the General Manager of MPW….I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!!
Shawn Hall: That may be true Bill…..You are the General Manager of MPW……but sometimes little Hobbit you don’t get what you wan…….
[Bill Adams interrupts Shawn Hall by slapping him clean across the face. Hall grabs his face as it fills with instant anger. Adams looks on with an evil grin.]
Bill Adams: So how about now Shawn? I see that anger in you! I know you were a former wrestler…..I bet you don’t like to be punked out by a hobbit now do you? Give me an answer Shawn……GIVE ME AN ANSWER PUPPET BOY!!!!!!!! Oh right you need the ‘Board’s ‘decision…..how typical of a once might……
[Hall shocks Adams and grabs him then proceeds to nail the ‘Break Down!’ (Rock Bottom) leaving Adams on the mat. Hall picks up his mic and crotches down to Adams.]
Shawn Hall: Looks like at High Stakes……This ‘Puppet Boy’ is going to make a hobbit his BITCH!
[“School of Hard Knocks” blares and Shawn Hall drops the mic beside Adams. The crowd is popping HUGE as Half leaves the ring and heads back up the ramp.]
Thomas Simon: Wow Bobo! It’s on now! Hall has accepted Adams challenge!
Bob Herman: I don’t know if that was a smart way to do it. He hit Adams with his finisher. Bill will have that move scouted now for sure!
Thomas Simon: You’re an idiot…….Fans we will return after this short break!
Heads Up Trey!
[Scene opens with Trey Baxter standing next to a vending machine. he's running a hand through his dark hair and something seems to be on his mind. he nods his head at a few people that pass by him but once the hallway is clear again, his cell phone goes off. He answers it immediately]
Trey Baxter: Who the fuck are you? Why do you keep calling me?
[The voice is still disguised by an electronic changer]
Caller: I've been trying to warn and help you Mr. Baxter.
Trey Baxter: How has this been helping me? I've been a mess for weeks thinking about the fact that I was cheated out of 8 years with my son....
[The caller starts to laugh, Baxter's face going redder by the minute]
Trey Baxter: What's so god damn funny? Why are you playing these games with me? Who the hell are you?
[The laughing stops a minute]
Caller: heads up Baxter
[Baxter looks confused and then suddenly a male figure appears behind him and hits him over the head with a steel chair. More laughing is heard over the phone as the man in the hood hits him again with the chair before starting to kick him while he's down]
Male voice off camera: Hey...what's going on....
[Aidan Caine appears just as the dark hooded figure runs away]
Aidan Caine: I hope that’s not that Bytch or Falcon guy…...This place is getting crazy with masked and hooded people……
[He bends down trying to offer Baxter some assistance; he brushes it away with a growl]
Trey Baxter: Thanks, I'll be okay.
[He gets up slowly and leans against the wall, breathing heavily]
Aidan Caine: What in the hell was that about?
Trey Baxter: I don't know exactly...bastard didn't show his face
[Scene fades back to inside the ring.]
Standard Match
Referee: Alex Santiago
Honey Winters: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! From Melbourne, Australia, Weighing in at 215 pounds!!! DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE HUUUUUUUUUUNTER!!!!!
[“Bound” by Disturbed blares as Drake Hunter comes out to a HUGE pop! He runs down to the ring and slides in then waits for his opponent.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent!! Weighing in tonight at 229 pounds!! Hailing from Washington, DC He is CHRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS MICHAELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
["Superstar” by Saliva blasts as the crowd pops for the MPW newcomer. Chris makes his way out and gets in the ring to start the match.]
[The bell rings as Chris Michaels and Drake Hunter begin to circle each other in a much anticipated match between one of the better newcomers in the MPW and a guy who will be fighting for Johnny Clash in a week’s time. They come together and lock up. Michaels immediately gets the upper hand as he puts Drake in a headlock. Hunter throws Michaels into the ropes and as he bounces back Michaels hits Hunter with a shoulder block that sends Hunter down. As Hunter quickly makes his way back to his feet Michaels bounces off the ropes and this time connects with a cross body and quickly goes for the pin. 1...Kickout! Michaels quickly gets up and begins to stomp on the body of Hunter as he starts to try to make his way to his feet as well. The ref finally stops Michaels as Michaels lets out a huge smile. He picks Hunter up, hooks his head, and lifts him up high before dropping him down on his back with a stalling suplex. Michaels wastes no time as he quickly climbs up to the top rope as he waits for Hunter to slowly make his way to his feet. As soon as he does Michaels jumps off and connects with a missile dropkick to the back of Drake Hunters head that sends him flying across the ring and stomach first into the corner.]
Thomas Simon: Two straight weeks for Chris Michaels…..two straight GREAT impressions!
[Hunter stumbles off the corner as Michaels quickly gets back to his feet and hits Hunter with a neckbreaker. Michaels quickly picks Hunter up and body slams him right in the middle of the ring before climbing up to the top rope. He stands up straight and pumps the crowd up who gives him a mixed reaction of boo's and cheers. He waits a second before jumping high in the air and trying to connect with a frog splash but Drake Hunter is somehow able to roll out of the way which makes Michaels connect hard with the mat and immediately starts grabbing his stomach. This gives Hunter enough time to finally gain his composure and get to his feet. Michaels slowly makes his way to his feet as well but as soon as Hunter notices him he charges at him and connects with a hard spear. Drake quickly picks Michaels up and hooks his head as he picks him up for a suplex but then drops him down before hitting him with a superkick! What a move! Michaels drops straight back as he seems to be out of it after the hard kick to his jaw. Hunter immediately goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! How did he do it? Michaels somehow was able to get a shoulder up.]
Bob Herman: Great resiliency shown by Chris Michaels here.
[Hunter sits up in frustration as he thought he had the match won. He immediately gets up to his feet and begins to pump the crowd up as he gets ready to try to end this match. Hunter picks Michaels up, turns him around, and grabs a hold of his head as the crowd goes nuts in anticipation of Hunter's finishing move. As Hunter turns Michaels body to hit him with The Game Over Michaels is somehow able to reverse it by pushing Hunter into the ropes. Hunter grabs a hold of the ropes to stop himself before turning around to face Michaels who is waiting and hits Hunter with The Debree! Michaels just connected with sweet chin music right to the chin of Drake Hunter! Hunter goes down hard! Michaels goes for the pin! 1...2...Kickout! Drake Hunter is able to kick out once again and shows why he is one of the better superstars in the MPW and Michaels showing why he has such a bright future in this business. Michaels sits up in frustration as he thought he had the match won for sure that time. Michaels quickly picks Hunter up and puts his head under his legs before lifting him up and dropping him down on his head with a piledriver. Chris Michaels has taken back control of this match! ]
Thomas Simon: WOW! A spine tingling Piledriver!!!
[Michaels immediately grabs the head of Hunter and hooks him into Curtain Closed(Hell's Gate)! This might be it! Michaels has it locked in! Hunter does his best to try to reach the ropes and as he finally gets really close Michaels drags him back to the middle of the ring where he still has the Curtain Closed locked in! Hunter tries to reach out for the ropes again before having to tap out! Chris Michaels has done it!]
Bob Herman: Impressive win from Chris Micheals!
Thomas Simon: Indeed it was Bobo….
Viagra Stash!
[The camera switches to inside Bill Adams’ office just as the door slams open and three men in ski masks and black clothes enter. They look around as one voice that is clearly Johnny Clash speaks.]
Johnny Clash: Alright, we’re looking for something huge alright, something that’ll make Bill on his knees crying for the rest of the show.
[The second man stands up straight, and speaks.]
Rage: Sorry, can I just ask why the hell we’re dressed up like this?
Johnny Clash: What? We’re breaking and entering, thieves are supposed to dress like this. Haven’t you ever seen the Italian Job?
Rage: Did they dress like this in the Italian Job?
Johnny Clash: I don’t know, I never saw it.
[Rage pulls his mask off and flings it to the ground.]
Rage: I can’t believe you made me put this crap on, let’s just grab something and get out of here.
Johnny pulls his mask off and they both look around.]
Johnny Clash: I know, let’s take his chair! What’s he going to do without his chair?
Rage: We can’t fit that through the door, besides, I don’t think he ever uses this desk, it’s too hard for him to stand up.
Johnny Clash: Right, right…….OH I know! Let’s look for his Viagra stash! That’s just the thing!
Rage: I think you’re the only guy who keeps one of those at his workplace Johnny.
Johnny Clash: Really? Why? People should get on that. Wait! I found something! YAHTZEE!!
Rage: What have you got there??
[Johnny is standing by the desk holding a white box.]
Johnny Clash: Hey! Jelly donuts! This is perfect! Let’s go, Adams will be completely lost without his Jelly Donuts!
Rage: I don’t think…
Johnny closes the box and charges out the door. Rage sighs as he leaves too. The scene fades to commercial.]
Whatever you want to do Bossman!
[The scene fades to back stage in Bill Adams Office. Bill is in the middle of looking at some paper work when he hears a knock at the door.]
Bill Adams: Come in.
[The door opens to find Kurt with a huge smile on his face on the other side. Bill Adams has a ticked off expression on his face as Kurt makes his way in and stands on the other side of the desk. Kurt holds something behind his back as he looks down at Bill and addresses him with the smile still on his face.]
Kurt Newman: Hey buddy. You miss me?
Bill Adams: Damn it Kurt, management and I aren’t too happy what happened over in London. We sent you over there to do some reporting and all we got were videos of you and the camera crew drunk and taking shits in the middle of a corn field.
Kurt Newman: I know, I know we fucked up. I apologized to management and paid for the expenses for us going over to London. I wanted to give you a present that I got over in London.
[The anger in Bills face soon goes away as he’s now interested in what he got.]
Bill Adams: Oh, really.
[Kurt takes his hand from behind his back and places a gift bag on the desk. Before Bill can open the bag though, it begins to vibrate. The smile on Bills face soon turns into disgust as he slowly looks up Kurt.]
Bill Adams: Is that what I think it is?
Kurt Newman: It’s one of the best in the market and all the women that I know love the hell out of this device. I got this for you because I know how it is around your age. Sex life isn’t that great and you need to spice it up a little. So give it to your wife and act like you guys are kids again. Or if you want to play around with it on your own, be my guest. Not going to judge if you’re into that or not.
Bill Adams: NEWMAN!
[Kurt backs away from the desk and throws his arms up in defeat.]
Kurt Newman: Or give it to your wife. Whatever you want to do bossman. I got to get going though, my match is coming up soon. I’ll talk to you later.
[Kurt opens the door and exits the room. Bill waits a few seconds until he cautiously grabs the gift bag and pulls it close to him. He slowly opens the bag, looks inside and raises an eyebrow.]
Tag Team Match
Referee: Ross Parker
[“We Will Rock You” by Queen hits and the fans cheer as Chris Cable and Toby Foster run out on to the stage. They head towards the ring]
Honey Winters: Making their way to the ring, the team of Toby Foster and Chris Cable!
[They slide under the ropes and climb to opposite turnbuckles. The fans give them a huge pop as they jump down and prepare for their opponents. Lights out by Breaking Benjamin hits and the fans boo as Justin Fischer and Taufik walk out on to the stage. Justin holds up his TV title belt as Taufik trails behind]
Honey Winters: And their opponents, Introducing first…..he is the MPW Television Champion Justin Fischer!!!!!!
[The fans boo as “Lights Out” blasts and Justin walks out and heads down the ramp and into the ring.]
Honey Winters: And his partner Taufik!!!!
[“Unsettling Differences” plays as Taufik walks out to boos from the crowd. He climbs in the ring and match is ready to get started.]
Thomas Simon: We are under way!
[Foster and Taufik slug it out in the ring as the crowd gets behind the two. Foster whips Taufik off the ropes and delivers a back body drop sending him on his back. Toby runs off the ropes and delivers an elbow to Taufik. He jumps up and picks Taufik up by the head. He delivers a body slam and walks to the corner. He heads to the top rope. Justin Fischer climbs to the top rope and pushes Foster in to the ring. Foster crashes to the mat. The camera shows outside the ring as Cable is trying to get to his feet. Inside the ring Taufik tags Fischer in to the match. He comes in full fury and stomps on Foster. He puts him in a head lock on the mat and Foster struggles.]
Bob Herman: Justin Fischer full of fire here.
Thomas Simon: He certainly has become more aggressive as of late.
Bob Herman: Ever since he got rid of those god awful leather pants!
[Fischer lets go of the hold and gets to his feet. He stomps on Foster one more time and than tags in Taufik. Cable climbs up to the apron in his corner. Taufik takes the leg of Foster and drops down on to it with his knees. Foster is in pain and Taufik hits it once again. He stands Foster up and delivers a jab to the jaw. Foster stumbles back and Taufik runs off the ropes. He jumps on to Foster to cross body but Foster catches him. He steps forward and than falls back with a fall away slam sending Taufik to the mat. Foster gets up and looks over at Fischer who stares back at him. He walks over and puts his finger in Fischer’s face. Taufik rolls up Foster from behind!]
1............2....................
Bob Herman: Almost had him!
[Foster kicks out and gets to his feet. He tags in Chris Cable and Taufik tells him to “Come on!” Cable runs towards Taufik who catches him and delivers a T-Bone release suplex. Cable crashes to the mat and Taufik smirks. The fans boo and begin to chant for Chris Cable. Cable uses the ropes to get up and Taufik stalks him from behind. He wraps his arms around the belly of Chris Cable and delivers a German Suplex. Cable holds his back and tries to tag in Toby Foster. Taufik tags in Justin Fischer and Fischer rushes to Cable and pulls him away from his corner. He mounts him and begins punching. The referee pulls him off and Fischer argues with him. Taufik jumps down on the mat and chokes Cable on the bottom rope. Toby Foster tries to climb in to the ring but the referee stops him. Taufik throws Cable back in to the ring and Fischer waits for him to get up. When he does he kicks him in the mid section and hits a DDT. He pins him]
1.........2...............
[Cable kicks out and Fischer mouths off to the referee. Cable stretches out his hand and attempts to tag again. Fischer turns around and drags Cable away. He tosses him in to his corner and tags in Taufik. They whip Cable off the ropes and deliver a double arm drag. Fischer goes to his corner and Taufik continues to lay in to Cable. He drives his knee in to the back and pulls on Cables arms stretching him out. Foster waits in the corner trying to get the fans in to the match. The fans get rowdier and rowdier until Cable reaches the ropes. Taufik holds until the four count and than releases. Cable tries to get to his corner but Taufik cuts him off once again and delivers another German Suplex.]
Bob Herman: Cable is getting beat down in there. I like it!
Thomas Simon: Taufik and Fischer really cutting off the ring and not letting Toby Foster back in the ring.
[Taufik waits for Cable to get up, stalking him from behind with his arms out. When Cable gets up he delivers the “May Allah Be With You” submission hold. He drags Cable to the center of the ring and drops him to the mat. Cable is about to tap out but Foster rushes in the ring and delivers a boot to the head of Taufik breaking it up. The referee makes Foster leave the ring. Taufik goes to Foster’s corner and yells at him. Foster punches him and Cable jumps up and delivers Taufik a drop kick.]
Thomas Simon: This could be the turning point here!
[Cable and Taufik are both down. They both crawl to their corners and Cable jumps up and tags in Foster. Foster rushes to the other side of the ring and pull Taufik to the center. He knocks Fischer off the apron and the crowd gets fired up. Foster picks up Taufik and delivers a body slam. He runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He pins Taufik]
1.............2................
[Taufik kicks out last second and Foster looks shocked. He lifts Taufik up and delivers a vertical suplex. He than goes to the top rope. Foster poses and than leaps off with an elbow drop. He stays on the mat to catch his breath as Taufik looks down and out. Foster looks over at Cable in the corner and is ready to make the tag. Taufik holds on to Foster’s feet and Foster turns back around to keep Taufik down. Fischer shows up on the opposite side of the ring and pulls Cable off the apron. Fischer ducks down and waits by the apron. Foster turns around and goes to tag Cable. Cable isn’t there but Fischer jumps up on to apron and delivers a guillotine to Foster. Fischer slides in to the ring and hits the Cruise Control on Foster! Taufik rolls over on to Foster and gets the pin]
1............2..............3!
[The bell rings and Taufik’s theme song hits. The referee holds up the arms of Taufik and Justin Fischer. Fischer holds up the TV title and looks down at Foster and yells at him]
Honey Winters: Here are your winners, Taufik and the Television Champion, Justin Fischer.
[Fischer slides in the ring and starts beating down on Toby. He helps him up and nails another Cruise Control for good measure! On the outside Taufik is beating down Cable as he tosses him into the ring steps. Taufik helps him up and then flips him with a nasty belly to belly suplex. Justin makes his way out of the ring and starts laying the boots to Cable as well. Taufik spins Justin around and pushes him explaining that no one shall end Cable but him! Just looks at Taufik with an “Excuse Me?” expression then quickly nails him with a Cruise Control. Justin springs to his feet as “Lights Out” plays as the crowd boos. Scene fades on Justin holding his title high in the air staring in the ring at what he just did.]
[The camera opens to the MPW production truck that is outside the Orleans Arena. Al of a sudden Bytch and Falcon come into the picture.]
Bytch: Hehehehehe this is going to be soooo great!
Falcon: You think so? They won’t get pissed?
Bytch: What the MPW guys??? Nawwwwww me and them go waaaaay back….like 6 months…..old buddies. Used to spend hours on the NYCCW chat talking about Zombies and how much I loved and hated my ex-girlfriend.
Falcon: Like I am with MPW….I mean look at that truck with that beautiful well done MPW graphic…..I hate it! NO! I love it!
Bytch: Ya ya we get it…..look you bore me and I don’t want to talk about you anymore. But what I have here is the new Monday Night Main Event Zombified intro video. It’ll kill! Let’s go!
[Bytch and Falcon walk up the small steps and open the door into the production truck. A few employees are there and one turns around.]
MPW Employee: HEY! What are you two doing here?
Bytch: Oh uhhhh we are here with the new introduction for Main Event!
MPW Employee: Oh Finally! We didn’t know if it would make the deadline.
Bytch: Yup and we are here to install it as well.
MPW Employee: OH…..That’s strange….Do you know what you’re doing?
Bytch: Oh please! I attempted to make a Zombie game for three weeks once….I’m sure I will know my way around this stuff.
[Bytch walks over and sits down at the console.]
MPW Employee: Just don’t lose anything though alright? We haven’t had time to back up the system today because we are preparing for High Stakes as well. What’s wrong with that guy?
[Camera goes over and you see Falcon crying.]
Bytch: Oh….you mentioned the “L” word. He’s still kinda touchy about that…..
Falcon: Why?!?!?! It doesn’t make sense…..I cut two promos…..I mean…..WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Bytch: Yeah ignore that he’ll be done for the next 20 minutes or so. Ok so console……just hit this here…..move this there…..ok looks good….ENTER!
[Bytch hits ENTER and the screens all go black and the control boards all start sparking and smoking. MPW Employees freak out.]
MPW Employee: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! YOU LOST EVERYTHING AND FRIED THE ONLY PRODUCTION WE HAVE!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID SOCKFACED MORON!
Bytch: HEY! No need for that…..I’m not a little shit…….Wait…..this isn’t Windows Paint? Ohhhhhh
Falcon: WHY?!?!?!?!?!??!? WHY!?!?!?!?!??!
Bytch: Still Falc? Come on man!
[Bytch gets up and walks to Falcon.]
Bytch: Come on body looks like our plan didn’t go so smooth……I tried for Zombies and got fireworks instead.
Flacon: *sniff* *wipes tears* Ohhhhh it’s sparkly…..I love it……NO! I HATE IT! LOVE! HATE! LOVE! HATE!
[Bytch slaps Falcon.]
Falcon: Thanks Bytch. You are my one true friend. Why don’t we go back to Crybaby Pro Wrestling?
Bytch: I think that’s a great idea. We need to get going before………
[Aidan Caine walks in with a 6 pack of Molson Canadian.]
Aidan Caine: Boys I just wanted to show my appreciation for your hard work so I thought I’d grab some imported beer direct from Canada. Because only the best comes from Canada…….*wink*…..Hope you are all thirs……….ty………..what in the sweet corn bread with mashed potatoes happened here?!?!?!
[All the employees point to the corner where Bytch and Falcon are cowering from Caine. He sees them then looks at the camera and mouths “Really?”
Aidan Caine: Didn’t you guys get the message last week? You are not wanted here. Boys what happened?
MPW Employee: Well these guys supposedly had the new MNME intro vid and said they would load it. Then Bytch happened!
Aidan Caine: Isn’t that always the case? Guys…..guys…..guys just want am I going to do with you two??? OH I KNOW!
[Caine walks over and grabs Bytch and Falcon by there heads and drags them to the door tossing them outside down the steps. Both of them are laid out at the bottom of the steps. Caine turns around and pulls a flash drive out of his pocket.]
Aidan Caine: Here…..I just so happen to have a copy of the actual new Main Event intro video right here!
MPW Employee: That’s great and all but the truck is destroyed….We can’t air MNME tonight at all.
Aidan Caine: Well it just so happens that I have a extra production that I drive around with….you know for Bytchy days!
[Caine points to the his car with the trailer attached to it.]
MPW Employee: How did you tow that with that car?
Aidan Caine: Silly man……Because I’m Aidan Caine…..
[The employees shuffle over to the truck across from the existing one and get in. Caine goes with them and they start it up and load up the new intro vid.]
Aidan Caine: Alright guys I’m out. You can keep this truck…..I have like 6 more at home…….oh yeah one more thing……START THIS UP WE ARE LIVE MPW-NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Simon: Hello MPW Nation and welcome to the Monday Night’s Main Event!!!!!!!!! Tonight is our Go Home show before our first Pay Per View HIGH STAKES!!!!
Bob Herman: Exciting times indeed!
Thomas Simon: Well let’s get right to tonight’s we are starting of MPW style!!!! Triple Threat….Take it away Honey!
Standard Match
Referee: Jude Mason
Honey Winters: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match. Introducing first from Groves Valley, Phloriphornia by way of Saratov, Russia weighing in at 123 lbs and standing at 5'4" she is "The Saratov Sweetheart" Sonja Maria Lickinova!!!!!
["FU Betta" by Neon Hitch blasts through the speakers as "The Saratov Sweetheart" and "Molotov Mocktail" Sonja Maria Lickinova seductively skips and slinks down the ramp in her trademark ruby-red robe and now Converse Red sneakers. She blows kisses to the audience and does some provocative dance steps as she nears the apron. She takes off her ruby-red bathrobe and hands it to an attendant at ringside. Despite being 5'7", Lickinova still walks in between the top and middle rope to execute a picture-perfect bum wiggle before entering the ring. Her wrestling attire ushers up catcalls and cheers as she either prances around the ring waiting for her opponent]
Honey Winters: Introducing second from Tampa, Florida weighing in at 132 lbs she is ROXI JOHNSON!!!!
["Outsider" by Green Day plays as Roxi to the cheer of the fans makes her way to the ring.]
Honey Winters: And last from The Pit standing at 6 ft 1 and weighing in tonight at 244 lbs he is "The Saviour" CASTIEL!!!!
[As Living in Sin plays, a blinding white light beams from the entrance ramp. Castiel slowly makes his way out from the light and stands with his arms spread, staring intently at the ring, ignoring the crowd. He slowly makes his way down the ramp and hops onto the apron, climbs the turnbuckle to the second rope and once again spreads his arms out wide.]
Thomas Simon: Well this is going to be an interesting match with two competitors that faced each other last week in a fatal four way which was won by Enigma, but these two along with the other two in the match last week was fantastic and of course we get to see "The Molotov Mocktail" Sonja Maria Lickinova in action tonight.
Bob Herman: Can you just shut up before a match once so we can see these fine athletes start there matches in peace!!
DING DING
Thomas Simon: Disregarding Bobo's last comments here we go!
[Straight away from the opening bell Roxi and Sonja go after Castiel bringing him into the corner with the double team left and right jabs. Roxi then gets quick kick in that is then followed up by Sonja lifting her leg and choking out Castiel. After the move Sonja steps back and gestures for Roxi to have a turn in attacking. Roxi obliges and starts kneeing Castiel in the gut but before Sonja who is behind Roxi attempts The 3-L..]
Thomas Simon: WOW look at this Sonja tires for her finishing submission so early on but no! Roxi grabs the back of Sonja's head and hits a jawbreaker that leaves Sonja facing the other way.
[Roxi then grabs Sonja and locks in a full nelson center of the ring. The hold is not on for long as Castiel from the corner cuts Roxi off by clubbing her in the back. Roxi and Sonja fall to the ground as Castiel follows by grabbing Roxi by her hair lifting her to her feet. Then follows with a Russian legsweep on Roxi, he then gets up quickly realising that Sonja was behind him and is to late and met with a clothesline that Castiel gets up quickly from but just after turning around is hit with a dropkick that makes Castiel fall out of the ring]
Bob Herman: Picture perfect dropkick there, hope to see a lot more of Sonja, she is a great wrestler and looks the goods.
[Sonja now turns her attention to Roxi who has just gotten up, she swings her around and hits a saito suplex. Roxi is down and now Sonja calls to the crowd before turning Roxi to her back and attempts the crossface but Roxi once again fights out flipping over then gets up and kicks Roxi in the gut and follows by attempting springing off the ropes attempting a springboard ddt but it caught by Sonja who grabs her by the legs and follows by turning Roxi over locking in the single leg boston crab named Chekov Gunslinger]
Thomas Simon: The Chekov Gunslinger is locked in this could be it! What a reversal by Sonja to get Roxi into position for the Gunslinger!
[After a few seconds Roxi is able to reach the ropes which makes Roxi realise the hold. Sonja grabs Roxi by the leg and tries to drag her into the middle to lock in the Chekov Gunslinger again but Roxi than kicks Sonja in the face getting up and runs at Sonja hitting a running dropkick than follows by springing off the middle rope this time connecting if the springboard ddt.
Thomas Simon: Cover by Roxi!
1..........2........
Oh wait Castiel from outside the ring breaks the cover and the match continues!
[Castiel waits for Roxi to get up before whipping her into the corner than running at her hitting a jumping corner splash followed by than running off the ropes and hit Roxi who was coming out of the corner with a jumping crossbody. Castiel is in control as he picks Sonja up lifting her into the powerslam position hitting a running powerslam. Now Castiel signals to the crowd calling for the Last Rite]
Bob Herman: I love this move! It will definitely win the match for Castiel if he is able to connect with the Last Rite!
[Castiel lifts Sonja onto his shoulders but she is able to wriggle out falling behind Castiel who turns around to a Soviet Sickle superkick to the chin. Sonja makes the cover 1…….. 2…….Roxi who had recovered runs off the ropes attempting the Reality Bites but Sonja seeing this moves out of the way as the move connects on the downed Castiel, Roxi gets up and is hits with the northern lights suplex. Sonja doesn't decide to make the cover but instead to climb the ropes where she connects with a moonsault on Roxi]
Thomas Simon: What an opening match we have here tonight!!
[Sonja makes the cover……1……….2………Kick out by Roxi!!!! Sonja gets up and looks at Jude Mason in disbelief. She gets up and helps Roxi to her feet. Sonja is attacked from behind by Castiel forcing her to let go of Roxi leaving her against the ropes. Castiel turns Sonja around and instantly lifts her up on to her shoulder then nails a Go To Sleep and follows with an Evenflow DDT!!!!]
Bob Herman: THAT’S THE LAST RITE!!!!
[Castiel still weakened from Reality Bites slowly flips over Sonja and covers her. Jude Mason goes to drop down to start the pin but out of nowhere Roxi gets a burst of energy and springs off the ropes landing on Castiel who was laying on Sonja for the Reality Bites!!!! Roxi holds her mid section grimacing in pain as Castiel rolls off Sonja. Roxi scoots over and covers Castiel. Mason down and counts…..1……….2……….3!!!!!!!!!!!]
Thomas Simon: Listen to crowd POP for Roxi getting her very first MPW win!!!!!
A Proposal….
[Backstage, TWI is relaxing in their locker room]
Rage: Xavier here yet?
Johnny Clash: Nah…he said he will be arriving fashionably late AKA TWI style! Love that kid
[Suddenly Apostle Kried walks into the room, causing all three of them to jump to their feet.]
Johnny Clash: Shit! The German is drunk! He walked right into us!
Apostle Kried: I’m not drunk Johnny…
Johnny Clash: He’s in denial, he must be smoking weed too, somebody call the cops! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
Rage: Ignore him for now, what the hell are you doing here Kried?
Apostle Kried: I have a proposal for you guys…
Johnny Clash: Ha, a proposal for us? And why exactly would we want to do anything that involved helping you?
Apostle Kried: Weren’t you panicking just now?
Rage: He’s right, you’re wasting our time. There’s nothing you could possibly say to make us help you.
Apostle Kried: Look, I don’t want you to help me; I just want you to do something that you guys would probably enjoy doing anyways.
Johnny Clash: Why do you need us to do it?
Apostle Kried: Because Bill Adams isn’t letting me anywhere near him or his office.
Rage: Wait, Adams? We hate Adams almost as much as we hate you.
Johnny Clash: Maybe more!
Rage (to Johnny): Don’t say that in front of him! Remember?
Johnny Clash: I mean we hate you!
Apostle Kried: Look, I just need you guys to hit Bill Adams where it hurts. If you could just break into his office and take something he’s going to miss.
Rage: Again, why would we do this for you?
Apostle Kried: Because it’s going to hurt Bill Adams a hell of a lot more than it would help me. And I know how much you guys enjoy being a pain in the ass to Bill Adams. Look at it this way; I might be on my way out as it is, so you should be focusing on being jackasses to Bill now, so that you don’t fall behind.
Rage: Yeah but…
Johnny Clash: But uh… well, hold on a second.
[TWI huddle up, leaving Apostle standing behind them trying to see what they’re doing.]
Johnny Clash (whispered): Breaking and entering does sound like fun…
Rage (whispered): Yeah, but its Apostle we’re talking about, he must have a reason for wanting us to do this right?
Johnny Clash: Who cares? If it means making that fat prick with no discernable mic skills suffer, we should do it right?
Rage: Well yeah, I guess…
Johnny Clash: So I guess if we both agree we do it then.
[Apostle breaks into a grin and walks out just as they end their huddled discussion.]
Johnny Clash: So I guess we’ll… hey? Where’d the steroid jar go?
[Scene fades to commercial on Clash looking befuddled at Kried leaving.]
Hall answers the call!
[Fade back into the arena as the crowd is buzzing from that great match still. Suddenly “School of Hard Knocks” blasts and Shawn Hall walks out to a deafening POP from the Las Vegas crowd. He gets in the ring quickly and grabs a mic from Honey.]
Shawn Hall: How’s it going everyone???
[Crowd pops!]
Shawn Hall: Good, good……Now as you know last week the little bald man issued a challenge to me….well if you didn’t catch it here is what he said……
LAST WEEK
Bill Adams: Now on to the so called CEO Shawn Hall…..I’ve had just about enough of your interrupting MY show! You do nothing but disrespect me time and time again and I’ve had enough!!!! So at High Stakes I am willing to put it all on the line against you in a TABLES MATCH! Winner takes full control of MPW!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you say Shawn?!?!? Do you have the balls?
?[MPWTron stops playing the recap.]
Shawn Hall: So……disrespectful am I?? Well let me put it to you like this Bill……
[Hall is interrupted as “Hero” blasts and Bill Adams angrily walks down the ramp and gets the ring. He demands a mic from Honey and gets it.]
Bill Adams: Well….well…..well……….The suit showed up! Nice to see you here on MY show! For once you are not here to interrupt a decision of mine but this time the tables have turned I am the one interrupting you! But I will be kind enough to let everyone hear the answer we ALL want to hear……
Shawn Hall: Bill I’m not a dumb man. I know that’s exactly what you are out here for. That’s what the people have been tweeting about…..BUT unfortunately the answer is simply…No!
[The fans boo loudly as they hear this answer.]
Shawn Hall: It’s simple actually…..You see Bill I am not an active roster member neither are you. So to advertise us and have us on the Pay Per View takes the valuable wages from members of this roster that deserve it! So myself and the board came to thi…….
Bill Adams: And there it is! ‘The Board’ Tell me something Shawn do you always do what the board tells you to do? I mean you seem like an intelligent man about fifteen percent of the time that I figure you would have the balls to step into this ring and fight me like a man!
Shawn Hall: I see what you’re doing here Bill I do…..you’re trying to goat me into saying yes…..not going to happen. My main concern is the boys in the back and the fans in the seats. Not to feed the ego of Bilbo Baggins in front of me.
Bill Adams: HAHAHAHAHHA Sooooo funny Shawn. Always with the wit huh? Well let me explain something to you….I’m Bill Adams…..the General Manager of MPW….I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!!!!!
Shawn Hall: That may be true Bill…..You are the General Manager of MPW……but sometimes little Hobbit you don’t get what you wan…….
[Bill Adams interrupts Shawn Hall by slapping him clean across the face. Hall grabs his face as it fills with instant anger. Adams looks on with an evil grin.]
Bill Adams: So how about now Shawn? I see that anger in you! I know you were a former wrestler…..I bet you don’t like to be punked out by a hobbit now do you? Give me an answer Shawn……GIVE ME AN ANSWER PUPPET BOY!!!!!!!! Oh right you need the ‘Board’s ‘decision…..how typical of a once might……
[Hall shocks Adams and grabs him then proceeds to nail the ‘Break Down!’ (Rock Bottom) leaving Adams on the mat. Hall picks up his mic and crotches down to Adams.]
Shawn Hall: Looks like at High Stakes……This ‘Puppet Boy’ is going to make a hobbit his BITCH!
[“School of Hard Knocks” blares and Shawn Hall drops the mic beside Adams. The crowd is popping HUGE as Half leaves the ring and heads back up the ramp.]
Thomas Simon: Wow Bobo! It’s on now! Hall has accepted Adams challenge!
Bob Herman: I don’t know if that was a smart way to do it. He hit Adams with his finisher. Bill will have that move scouted now for sure!
Thomas Simon: You’re an idiot…….Fans we will return after this short break!
Heads Up Trey!
[Scene opens with Trey Baxter standing next to a vending machine. he's running a hand through his dark hair and something seems to be on his mind. he nods his head at a few people that pass by him but once the hallway is clear again, his cell phone goes off. He answers it immediately]
Trey Baxter: Who the fuck are you? Why do you keep calling me?
[The voice is still disguised by an electronic changer]
Caller: I've been trying to warn and help you Mr. Baxter.
Trey Baxter: How has this been helping me? I've been a mess for weeks thinking about the fact that I was cheated out of 8 years with my son....
[The caller starts to laugh, Baxter's face going redder by the minute]
Trey Baxter: What's so god damn funny? Why are you playing these games with me? Who the hell are you?
[The laughing stops a minute]
Caller: heads up Baxter
[Baxter looks confused and then suddenly a male figure appears behind him and hits him over the head with a steel chair. More laughing is heard over the phone as the man in the hood hits him again with the chair before starting to kick him while he's down]
Male voice off camera: Hey...what's going on....
[Aidan Caine appears just as the dark hooded figure runs away]
Aidan Caine: I hope that’s not that Bytch or Falcon guy…...This place is getting crazy with masked and hooded people……
[He bends down trying to offer Baxter some assistance; he brushes it away with a growl]
Trey Baxter: Thanks, I'll be okay.
[He gets up slowly and leans against the wall, breathing heavily]
Aidan Caine: What in the hell was that about?
Trey Baxter: I don't know exactly...bastard didn't show his face
[Scene fades back to inside the ring.]
Standard Match
Referee: Alex Santiago
Honey Winters: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! From Melbourne, Australia, Weighing in at 215 pounds!!! DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE HUUUUUUUUUUNTER!!!!!
[“Bound” by Disturbed blares as Drake Hunter comes out to a HUGE pop! He runs down to the ring and slides in then waits for his opponent.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent!! Weighing in tonight at 229 pounds!! Hailing from Washington, DC He is CHRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS MICHAELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
["Superstar” by Saliva blasts as the crowd pops for the MPW newcomer. Chris makes his way out and gets in the ring to start the match.]
[The bell rings as Chris Michaels and Drake Hunter begin to circle each other in a much anticipated match between one of the better newcomers in the MPW and a guy who will be fighting for Johnny Clash in a week’s time. They come together and lock up. Michaels immediately gets the upper hand as he puts Drake in a headlock. Hunter throws Michaels into the ropes and as he bounces back Michaels hits Hunter with a shoulder block that sends Hunter down. As Hunter quickly makes his way back to his feet Michaels bounces off the ropes and this time connects with a cross body and quickly goes for the pin. 1...Kickout! Michaels quickly gets up and begins to stomp on the body of Hunter as he starts to try to make his way to his feet as well. The ref finally stops Michaels as Michaels lets out a huge smile. He picks Hunter up, hooks his head, and lifts him up high before dropping him down on his back with a stalling suplex. Michaels wastes no time as he quickly climbs up to the top rope as he waits for Hunter to slowly make his way to his feet. As soon as he does Michaels jumps off and connects with a missile dropkick to the back of Drake Hunters head that sends him flying across the ring and stomach first into the corner.]
Thomas Simon: Two straight weeks for Chris Michaels…..two straight GREAT impressions!
[Hunter stumbles off the corner as Michaels quickly gets back to his feet and hits Hunter with a neckbreaker. Michaels quickly picks Hunter up and body slams him right in the middle of the ring before climbing up to the top rope. He stands up straight and pumps the crowd up who gives him a mixed reaction of boo's and cheers. He waits a second before jumping high in the air and trying to connect with a frog splash but Drake Hunter is somehow able to roll out of the way which makes Michaels connect hard with the mat and immediately starts grabbing his stomach. This gives Hunter enough time to finally gain his composure and get to his feet. Michaels slowly makes his way to his feet as well but as soon as Hunter notices him he charges at him and connects with a hard spear. Drake quickly picks Michaels up and hooks his head as he picks him up for a suplex but then drops him down before hitting him with a superkick! What a move! Michaels drops straight back as he seems to be out of it after the hard kick to his jaw. Hunter immediately goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! How did he do it? Michaels somehow was able to get a shoulder up.]
Bob Herman: Great resiliency shown by Chris Michaels here.
[Hunter sits up in frustration as he thought he had the match won. He immediately gets up to his feet and begins to pump the crowd up as he gets ready to try to end this match. Hunter picks Michaels up, turns him around, and grabs a hold of his head as the crowd goes nuts in anticipation of Hunter's finishing move. As Hunter turns Michaels body to hit him with The Game Over Michaels is somehow able to reverse it by pushing Hunter into the ropes. Hunter grabs a hold of the ropes to stop himself before turning around to face Michaels who is waiting and hits Hunter with The Debree! Michaels just connected with sweet chin music right to the chin of Drake Hunter! Hunter goes down hard! Michaels goes for the pin! 1...2...Kickout! Drake Hunter is able to kick out once again and shows why he is one of the better superstars in the MPW and Michaels showing why he has such a bright future in this business. Michaels sits up in frustration as he thought he had the match won for sure that time. Michaels quickly picks Hunter up and puts his head under his legs before lifting him up and dropping him down on his head with a piledriver. Chris Michaels has taken back control of this match! ]
Thomas Simon: WOW! A spine tingling Piledriver!!!
[Michaels immediately grabs the head of Hunter and hooks him into Curtain Closed(Hell's Gate)! This might be it! Michaels has it locked in! Hunter does his best to try to reach the ropes and as he finally gets really close Michaels drags him back to the middle of the ring where he still has the Curtain Closed locked in! Hunter tries to reach out for the ropes again before having to tap out! Chris Michaels has done it!]
Bob Herman: Impressive win from Chris Micheals!
Thomas Simon: Indeed it was Bobo….
Viagra Stash!
[The camera switches to inside Bill Adams’ office just as the door slams open and three men in ski masks and black clothes enter. They look around as one voice that is clearly Johnny Clash speaks.]
Johnny Clash: Alright, we’re looking for something huge alright, something that’ll make Bill on his knees crying for the rest of the show.
[The second man stands up straight, and speaks.]
Rage: Sorry, can I just ask why the hell we’re dressed up like this?
Johnny Clash: What? We’re breaking and entering, thieves are supposed to dress like this. Haven’t you ever seen the Italian Job?
Rage: Did they dress like this in the Italian Job?
Johnny Clash: I don’t know, I never saw it.
[Rage pulls his mask off and flings it to the ground.]
Rage: I can’t believe you made me put this crap on, let’s just grab something and get out of here.
Johnny pulls his mask off and they both look around.]
Johnny Clash: I know, let’s take his chair! What’s he going to do without his chair?
Rage: We can’t fit that through the door, besides, I don’t think he ever uses this desk, it’s too hard for him to stand up.
Johnny Clash: Right, right…….OH I know! Let’s look for his Viagra stash! That’s just the thing!
Rage: I think you’re the only guy who keeps one of those at his workplace Johnny.
Johnny Clash: Really? Why? People should get on that. Wait! I found something! YAHTZEE!!
Rage: What have you got there??
[Johnny is standing by the desk holding a white box.]
Johnny Clash: Hey! Jelly donuts! This is perfect! Let’s go, Adams will be completely lost without his Jelly Donuts!
Rage: I don’t think…
Johnny closes the box and charges out the door. Rage sighs as he leaves too. The scene fades to commercial.]
Whatever you want to do Bossman!
[The scene fades to back stage in Bill Adams Office. Bill is in the middle of looking at some paper work when he hears a knock at the door.]
Bill Adams: Come in.
[The door opens to find Kurt with a huge smile on his face on the other side. Bill Adams has a ticked off expression on his face as Kurt makes his way in and stands on the other side of the desk. Kurt holds something behind his back as he looks down at Bill and addresses him with the smile still on his face.]
Kurt Newman: Hey buddy. You miss me?
Bill Adams: Damn it Kurt, management and I aren’t too happy what happened over in London. We sent you over there to do some reporting and all we got were videos of you and the camera crew drunk and taking shits in the middle of a corn field.
Kurt Newman: I know, I know we fucked up. I apologized to management and paid for the expenses for us going over to London. I wanted to give you a present that I got over in London.
[The anger in Bills face soon goes away as he’s now interested in what he got.]
Bill Adams: Oh, really.
[Kurt takes his hand from behind his back and places a gift bag on the desk. Before Bill can open the bag though, it begins to vibrate. The smile on Bills face soon turns into disgust as he slowly looks up Kurt.]
Bill Adams: Is that what I think it is?
Kurt Newman: It’s one of the best in the market and all the women that I know love the hell out of this device. I got this for you because I know how it is around your age. Sex life isn’t that great and you need to spice it up a little. So give it to your wife and act like you guys are kids again. Or if you want to play around with it on your own, be my guest. Not going to judge if you’re into that or not.
Bill Adams: NEWMAN!
[Kurt backs away from the desk and throws his arms up in defeat.]
Kurt Newman: Or give it to your wife. Whatever you want to do bossman. I got to get going though, my match is coming up soon. I’ll talk to you later.
[Kurt opens the door and exits the room. Bill waits a few seconds until he cautiously grabs the gift bag and pulls it close to him. He slowly opens the bag, looks inside and raises an eyebrow.]
Tag Team Match
Referee: Ross Parker
[“We Will Rock You” by Queen hits and the fans cheer as Chris Cable and Toby Foster run out on to the stage. They head towards the ring]
Honey Winters: Making their way to the ring, the team of Toby Foster and Chris Cable!
[They slide under the ropes and climb to opposite turnbuckles. The fans give them a huge pop as they jump down and prepare for their opponents. Lights out by Breaking Benjamin hits and the fans boo as Justin Fischer and Taufik walk out on to the stage. Justin holds up his TV title belt as Taufik trails behind]
Honey Winters: And their opponents, Introducing first…..he is the MPW Television Champion Justin Fischer!!!!!!
[The fans boo as “Lights Out” blasts and Justin walks out and heads down the ramp and into the ring.]
Honey Winters: And his partner Taufik!!!!
[“Unsettling Differences” plays as Taufik walks out to boos from the crowd. He climbs in the ring and match is ready to get started.]
Thomas Simon: We are under way!
[Foster and Taufik slug it out in the ring as the crowd gets behind the two. Foster whips Taufik off the ropes and delivers a back body drop sending him on his back. Toby runs off the ropes and delivers an elbow to Taufik. He jumps up and picks Taufik up by the head. He delivers a body slam and walks to the corner. He heads to the top rope. Justin Fischer climbs to the top rope and pushes Foster in to the ring. Foster crashes to the mat. The camera shows outside the ring as Cable is trying to get to his feet. Inside the ring Taufik tags Fischer in to the match. He comes in full fury and stomps on Foster. He puts him in a head lock on the mat and Foster struggles.]
Bob Herman: Justin Fischer full of fire here.
Thomas Simon: He certainly has become more aggressive as of late.
Bob Herman: Ever since he got rid of those god awful leather pants!
[Fischer lets go of the hold and gets to his feet. He stomps on Foster one more time and than tags in Taufik. Cable climbs up to the apron in his corner. Taufik takes the leg of Foster and drops down on to it with his knees. Foster is in pain and Taufik hits it once again. He stands Foster up and delivers a jab to the jaw. Foster stumbles back and Taufik runs off the ropes. He jumps on to Foster to cross body but Foster catches him. He steps forward and than falls back with a fall away slam sending Taufik to the mat. Foster gets up and looks over at Fischer who stares back at him. He walks over and puts his finger in Fischer’s face. Taufik rolls up Foster from behind!]
1............2....................
Bob Herman: Almost had him!
[Foster kicks out and gets to his feet. He tags in Chris Cable and Taufik tells him to “Come on!” Cable runs towards Taufik who catches him and delivers a T-Bone release suplex. Cable crashes to the mat and Taufik smirks. The fans boo and begin to chant for Chris Cable. Cable uses the ropes to get up and Taufik stalks him from behind. He wraps his arms around the belly of Chris Cable and delivers a German Suplex. Cable holds his back and tries to tag in Toby Foster. Taufik tags in Justin Fischer and Fischer rushes to Cable and pulls him away from his corner. He mounts him and begins punching. The referee pulls him off and Fischer argues with him. Taufik jumps down on the mat and chokes Cable on the bottom rope. Toby Foster tries to climb in to the ring but the referee stops him. Taufik throws Cable back in to the ring and Fischer waits for him to get up. When he does he kicks him in the mid section and hits a DDT. He pins him]
1.........2...............
[Cable kicks out and Fischer mouths off to the referee. Cable stretches out his hand and attempts to tag again. Fischer turns around and drags Cable away. He tosses him in to his corner and tags in Taufik. They whip Cable off the ropes and deliver a double arm drag. Fischer goes to his corner and Taufik continues to lay in to Cable. He drives his knee in to the back and pulls on Cables arms stretching him out. Foster waits in the corner trying to get the fans in to the match. The fans get rowdier and rowdier until Cable reaches the ropes. Taufik holds until the four count and than releases. Cable tries to get to his corner but Taufik cuts him off once again and delivers another German Suplex.]
Bob Herman: Cable is getting beat down in there. I like it!
Thomas Simon: Taufik and Fischer really cutting off the ring and not letting Toby Foster back in the ring.
[Taufik waits for Cable to get up, stalking him from behind with his arms out. When Cable gets up he delivers the “May Allah Be With You” submission hold. He drags Cable to the center of the ring and drops him to the mat. Cable is about to tap out but Foster rushes in the ring and delivers a boot to the head of Taufik breaking it up. The referee makes Foster leave the ring. Taufik goes to Foster’s corner and yells at him. Foster punches him and Cable jumps up and delivers Taufik a drop kick.]
Thomas Simon: This could be the turning point here!
[Cable and Taufik are both down. They both crawl to their corners and Cable jumps up and tags in Foster. Foster rushes to the other side of the ring and pull Taufik to the center. He knocks Fischer off the apron and the crowd gets fired up. Foster picks up Taufik and delivers a body slam. He runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He pins Taufik]
1.............2................
[Taufik kicks out last second and Foster looks shocked. He lifts Taufik up and delivers a vertical suplex. He than goes to the top rope. Foster poses and than leaps off with an elbow drop. He stays on the mat to catch his breath as Taufik looks down and out. Foster looks over at Cable in the corner and is ready to make the tag. Taufik holds on to Foster’s feet and Foster turns back around to keep Taufik down. Fischer shows up on the opposite side of the ring and pulls Cable off the apron. Fischer ducks down and waits by the apron. Foster turns around and goes to tag Cable. Cable isn’t there but Fischer jumps up on to apron and delivers a guillotine to Foster. Fischer slides in to the ring and hits the Cruise Control on Foster! Taufik rolls over on to Foster and gets the pin]
1............2..............3!
[The bell rings and Taufik’s theme song hits. The referee holds up the arms of Taufik and Justin Fischer. Fischer holds up the TV title and looks down at Foster and yells at him]
Honey Winters: Here are your winners, Taufik and the Television Champion, Justin Fischer.
[Fischer slides in the ring and starts beating down on Toby. He helps him up and nails another Cruise Control for good measure! On the outside Taufik is beating down Cable as he tosses him into the ring steps. Taufik helps him up and then flips him with a nasty belly to belly suplex. Justin makes his way out of the ring and starts laying the boots to Cable as well. Taufik spins Justin around and pushes him explaining that no one shall end Cable but him! Just looks at Taufik with an “Excuse Me?” expression then quickly nails him with a Cruise Control. Justin springs to his feet as “Lights Out” plays as the crowd boos. Scene fades on Justin holding his title high in the air staring in the ring at what he just did.]