I'm Still Alive!

[To Be Announced]

The lights were out and I felt completely numb. Everything hurt so bad, but at last, this chaotic week is over. And best of all, I'm still alive! I can't remember how I done it, but I managed to survive against that beast in his own turf. In fact, not only am I still alive, but quite frankly, I've never felt so alive in my entire life! What a rush that was. Sure, I've still got bruises, and I had to have a few stitches on my forehead, but for one moment, one amazing moment, I watched and listened as the entire audience cheered. Cheered for me! Bloody hell, I've never had such a reception in my entire life, not even from my own mother! For that one moment, I truly felt like a star! God it's great to be alive! And what better way to celebrate than with this...truly hidden gem...oh Ms. Biguns. I don't care if this is a prank or not, I absolutely love this video! God I wish you could do these things to me...

*knock knock*

Oh god no! Quick, hide the video! Hide the video! Damn you Sweeney!

Sweeney: Hey, you feeling any better champ?

I was until you arrived!

Chicken: Yeah...yeah I'm fine now. I've had worse beatings..

Sweeney: I bet you have. Anyway, I've come to talk to you about this next match you have.

Next match? Bloody hell I haven't even thought about that!

Chicken: Oh?

Sweeney: Yeah...you're next match is against Siren.

Siren? Wait...the Greek girl? The former member of the Goddess Factor? Man I loved watching her and Bliss back when they were together...so hot, so sexy, so powerful, so...okay cool it man, cool it...

Sweeney: Well come on dude, don't look so happy about this!

Chicken: Oh umm...sorry my mind was elsewhere for a moment.

Sweeney: Well I'm telling you dude, don't think that this is gonna be any easier. I mean most of the women here in MPW, they can actually wrestle. Heck, some of these women can easily beat some of the guys around here with a snap of their fingers...and you'll definitely be no exception.

Oh jeez Sweeney, rub it in why don't you?

Sweeney: I've checked out some of her statistics...you weigh less than ten pounds heavier, but she is one inch taller. I mean come on man, look at you! You're big enough to be her little sister!!

What? Come on Sweeney, there's no need for that! I'm all man! Never question my sexuality homes!

Sweeney: And as if she isn't going to be a problem on her own, have you seen her back-up?

Oh yeah that's right, Mr. Potato Head! I remember him!

Sweeney: Have you seen the size of this guy? He's even bigger than Brandon! Six feet ten inches tall, three hundred and twenty five pounds, he isn't a man, he's an animal!

Huh...thought he looked familiar...

Chicken: Relax man, I'll take care of myself...

Sweeney: I don't know man. Okay sure, you managed to survive against the Hardcore Icon...barely...but you know what they say? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. She can't be in a good mood after being demoted from the main roster...and neither does that freak Zeus Hall! Heck, I'd watch my back for Brandon again if I was you...

Chicken: Yeah...about him. We tied right? So what exactly happens now? Do we press charges or what?

Sweeney: I don't know, I think Tasha is trying to figure this one out. But let's worry about that later. Right now, you've gotta get yourself back into shape if you want to face this beautiful nightmare!

Wow Sweeney, what happened to "Don't do it it's suicide"? You wanted me to quit, now you want me to train...make up your mind dude!

Chicken: Oh...but what about Ms. Biguns?

Sweeney: Oh brother...

Chicken: Do you think she watched the match? Do you think she was impressed?

Sweeney: Didn't you check Twitter? Justin Fischer sent her a tweet about some gift he gave you?

Wait...she knows? Oh god! It was Justin who sent me that video? Well where the hell did he get it from, and more importantly, why me of all people!? Why on earth would he give up such a treasure!? And he has the nerve to call himself the hidden gem? Oh but now he has busted me! I've got to get rid of the tape! If she finds it she'll kill me!!

Chicken: Umm...I have no idea what you're talking about...

No one must ever know. I have to get rid of it before she finds out!

Sweeney: Oh yeah, and apparently she went on a date...

A...date!?

Sweeney: Sorry dude...

Oh man...now I feel ashamed. I feel so guilty right now!

Chicken: Sweeney...

Sweeney: Yeah dude?

What the hell am I doing?

Chicken: I've got this video...Justin Fischer sent it to me...please, if you see her, can you return this to Ms. Biguns?

Sweeney: Why can't you do it?

Chicken: You know why! Just do it okay?

Sweeney: Alright, alright. Okay I'll see you again later alright? Now have a good rest before you start training.

I intend to. I can't look at that video anymore. If breaking my body in half in an Extreme Rules match against the Hardcore Icon wasn't enough to attract her attention, then dammit I will do something else...her so-called 'man' had a match against Bliss? Well I'm also taking on a member of the Goddess Factor...well at least a former member...if I have to beat Siren to get your attention, then I will die trying! Siren, I'm not afraid of you...or at least not until I step into the ring with you at least...but don't expect me to go easy on you, because I'm in it to win it! And as for your that overgrown potato? Well I just pushed Brandon Nytrus to the limit in his own turf, and I'm not afraid to do the same to you if you try to get in my way! Alright, let's do it!!

Oh god, was trusting Sweeney with that video really such a good idea? What the hell was I thinking?