Post by Kurt Newman on Aug 28, 2012 21:06:02 GMT -5
An Email From Kurt Newman:
Subject: To The MPW Universe, From Your New CEO
My fellow friends, coworkers, and ass holes here in MPW……….I might need to edit that part out, don’t want to offend anyone because of my new title as CEO of MPW. I have to act more professional and crap like that. By the way……..I’m the CEO! I’m the CEO! I’m the CEO! Na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaa!
Back to the matter at hand. Now I know a lot of you have questions as to why I was assigned this job when it could of gone to so many more people more deserving and more……….what’s the word……..competent? Close enough I guess. Anyways, all your answers will be answered this week on Monday Night Main Event. I can tell you right now though, as the new CEO of MPW, I will be fare. I will be understanding. And I will bring this company to greatness.
Any questions, comments, or concerns? Please, don’t hesitate to ask. Just write me a letter with your statement, find the nearest trash can, and place it in there, because I don’t want to hear your crap. Or give it to Bill Adams. Either or, I still don’t care. Thank you for your time and God Bless America and MPW.
V/R
Kurt Newman
P.S. I’m The CEO! I’m The CEO! I’m The CEO! Na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaaaaa! Suck it Ms. Biguns!
Subject: To The MPW Universe, From Your New CEO
My fellow friends, coworkers, and ass holes here in MPW……….I might need to edit that part out, don’t want to offend anyone because of my new title as CEO of MPW. I have to act more professional and crap like that. By the way……..I’m the CEO! I’m the CEO! I’m the CEO! Na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaa!
Back to the matter at hand. Now I know a lot of you have questions as to why I was assigned this job when it could of gone to so many more people more deserving and more……….what’s the word……..competent? Close enough I guess. Anyways, all your answers will be answered this week on Monday Night Main Event. I can tell you right now though, as the new CEO of MPW, I will be fare. I will be understanding. And I will bring this company to greatness.
Any questions, comments, or concerns? Please, don’t hesitate to ask. Just write me a letter with your statement, find the nearest trash can, and place it in there, because I don’t want to hear your crap. Or give it to Bill Adams. Either or, I still don’t care. Thank you for your time and God Bless America and MPW.
V/R
Kurt Newman
P.S. I’m The CEO! I’m The CEO! I’m The CEO! Na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaaaaa! Suck it Ms. Biguns!
