Post by Kuk Killswitch on Sept 5, 2012 4:16:34 GMT -5
CZW Flashback
Japanese Tour
Joey Plonko has the table set-up. He has I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) set-up on it. He's going up top for his finisher, a 910 Moonsault. I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) gets up and stands on the table. Suddenly, he leaps off and hits a viscious forearm shot on Joey Plonko. Joey's groggy as I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) goes to the tope. He has him on his shoulders. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER through the table!
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"Welcome Home" By Coheed and Cambria hits again as I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) gets up slowly and begins to celebrate. I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) slides out of the ring and is met by CZW's interviewer.
Interviewer:"I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch), congrats on that victory! You finally shut up Joey Plonko for good! Any thoughts on the ending to an amazing rivalry?"
A fan can be seen yelling and screaming at I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch). I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) flicks him off and begins to answer the question.
I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch):"Well, it wasn't easy, but I did what I said I was gonna do."
Suddenly, the fan throws a bottle of beer at I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch). I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) jumps the guardrail and begins beating the snot out of the helpless fan. Security jumps the rail as they try to pull I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) off of the fan. I.O.V(Kuk Killswitch) is escorted to the back as the fan is escorted out of the arena as well.
End of Flashback
Kuk Killswitch awakes to a knock on the door. He flips over and sits up. He slides to the edge of the bed and puts his feet on the floor as he lets out an old man sigh. Kuk stands up and slides a pair of worn out jeans on and then walks to the door of his apartment. He opens the door and a couple police officers are standing there.
Police Officer #1:"Are you Mr. Kuk Killswitch?"
Kuk looks at him confused.
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes officer, I am. What's the problem?"
The police officer grabs Kuk and slap some cuffs on him. They begin the usual procedure of saying his rights and such. They take him and lean him against the police car as they begin to search his house. After a few minutes of searching the police man comes out with Kuk's medicine tin.
Police man #1:"What are all these for?"
KK:"I am a wrestler officer. I have been doing this for well over twenty years now. I'm old and beat up. I have a lot of prescriptions for a lot of different injuries. They all have my name on them and are all legit medicines for legit injuries and illnesses. You can check if you want."
The cop nods in approval and takes the medication inside. He comes back out and they place Kuk in the back of the cop car. The police car starts and they are off.
Police Station
Downtown New York
The officers lead Kuk Killswitch out of the police car and into the police station. After the usual check ins and such, Kuk Killswitch is placed in a jail cell with about 6-8 other members. Immedietly the inmates surround Kuk, wondering why he's there.
Inmate 1:"Eh man, whatchoo in fo?"
Kuk looks at them all and begins to speak.
KK:"A while ago when I used to work in Japan I beat the shit out of a fan in the crowd when he threw a beer bottle at me. Apparently that caught up with me and I got charged with assualt. Didn't even know he could do that."
Inmate 2:"That sucks dude. Well, i'm Jake, you met Snips. This is Rog, Pops, and Slipper. Those guys over there are Jiggles and Sampson. Who are you?"
KK:"I'm Kuk Killswitch."
Jake:"From EAW and MPW?!"
KK:"Yeah man. You know me?"
Jake:"Well, when i'm not in here i'm at home usually watching wrestling. Heard you just got signed to MPW. That's cool."
KK:"Yeah it is. But now i'm here. Folks in MPW won't be too happy to hear about me getting arrested."
Sampson:"Ain't nothing but a bitch anyways."
A huge man doings push ups says from across the cell. He looks like he's been in jail for a good while now.
Jake:"Come on Sampson. No need for that."
Sampson:"Man, shut up you fucking bitch. You ain't nothing!"
Sampson stands up and walks over to Kuk. He gets real close as he looks down on him with a pissed off, cocky look on his face.
Sampson:"I run shit in here, ya dig? This is MY jail and you better shut up and listen or you gonna get hurt real bad, ya dig?"
Kuk just nods and Sampson walks away and goes back to his push-ups. All the other inmates besides Jake walk away to do their own things. Jake and Kuk sit down on a bench and begin to talk.
Jake:"So, how long you in for?"
KK:"I don't know man. They said I can get bail, but I don't got nobody to post it for me."
Jake:"You don't got any family? Friends? Girlfriend? Nothing?"
KK:"Can't trust nobody. Everyone time I let someone in close, they either end up getting hurt, or someone uses them against me."
Jake:"That sucks man. So, looks like we are going to be getting to know eachother real good then."
They both laugh as Sampson gives them a dirty look. Kuk turns to Jake and whispers something.
KK:"Watch this."
Sampson is now doing some chin-ups on a pipe. We see Pops, Snips, and Slipper sitting on a bench behind him. Sampson is in real deep concentration. Kuk walks over and waits a second. Sampson pulls up and his chin is right next to the bar. Kuk shoves him hard, sending Sampson's chin busting into the pipe and him falling down, landing flat on his face. Kuk sprints to the bench and sits down before Sampson can figure out what happened. Sampson stands up, blood running from his chin, and looks at the three guys behind him.
Sampson:"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!?"
They all look at Sampson confused.
Sampson:"SPEAK UP OR I'LL BEAT ALL YO ASSES!"
They all stand up.
Snips:"Mane, shut da fuck up! You ain't shit in here! You better step off before ya get hurt!"
Pops:"Yeah man. Ain't nothing but a bully with some roid problems!"
Slipper just stands there, quiet as can be.
Sampson:"MAN FUCK Y'ALL!"
Sampson shoves all three men and a fight breaks out. Snips, Pops, and Slipper begin to jump Sampson, but soon Sampson over powers then all. He grabs Slipper and tosses him threw the wooden bench. He hits Pops twice, dropping him the second time. Then it's just Snips and Sampson. They begin exchanging blows not noticing Slipper. Slipper grabs a piece of the broken bench and waits a second. Snips, swings a hard right and Slipper comes in with his bit of wood, stabbing Sampson in the neck. The cops open up the cell and pull the 4 men apart as Kuk and Jake laugh and low five.
Jake:"Man, that shit was classic!"
KK:"Told you! Probably won't see Sampson for a little bit."
A officer walks over to the door and opens it.
Officer:"Killswitch, you get your phone call now."
Kuk stands up and walks out of the cell. The officer guides him to a phone as he hands him it. Kuk sits there for a second, thinking of who he can call. He finally settles on calling MPW and letting them know he's been arrested. He dials the number and it begins to ring. Suddenly, a sweet fimiliar voice picks up.
Assistant:"MPW Headquarters. How may I help you?"
KK:"This is Kuk Killswitch. Can you patch me through to the MPW owner?"
Assistant:"I'm sorry Mr. Killswitch, but he is in a meeting and can't be bothered for anything. I can take a message?"
KK:"Um....ok I guess so. Can you tell him that I got arrested and I need some help? Tell him to go to my apartment. Tell him to unscrew the lightbulb on the porchlight and there is a key in it. Take the key and go in my house. In my house there is a cash box in my room under the bed. The key is under the lamp on the end table. Tell him to take out five thousand dollars and bring it to the police station in downtown New York. You got it all?"
Assistant:"Yes sir, I do. I will let him know."
KK:"Thanks."
Kuk hangs up and is escorted back to the jail cell. Soon enough he is asleep in the jail cell.
The next day.
Kuk is woken up and after the usual morning procedure he is sitting in the jail cell chatting with Jake. The cell door opens and an officer calls to Kuk.
Officer:"Killswitch, you made bail."
Kuk stands up and shakes Jake's hand.
KK:"On the outside man."
Kuk walks out of the jail cell and out into the police station. A brown haired woman wearing a tight black t-shirt, tight fitted jeans, and some black high heels is standing by the front desk. Kuk is confused as to who this is.
KK:"Who are you? And where's bossman?"
Girl:"It's me, Jessica Lawman. From MPW Headquarters. I'm the assistant?"
KK:"OH! Jessica! Didn't even realize. I like what you've done with your hair. How did you get here? How did you post my bail?"
Jessica:"I did what you said to do. I knew the boss wouldn't be able to do it, so I did it instead. Your a nice guy. I didn't think you did anything bad."
KK:"Well, i'm very thankful."
Jessica:"Well, your welcome!"
Kuk is handed all of his stuff and signs some papers before he leaves the police station with Jessica. Outside they walk to Jessica's car and Jessica begins to fiddle with her keys.
Jessica:"Oh, wait. I have some clothes for you!"
Seeing as Kuk has a police shirt on and some crappy police shoes as well as his old torn jeans, he is happy. Jessica goes to the back of her car and pulls out some clothes. Kuk watches as he notices how stunningly beautiful she is. An MPW T-shirt, and a pair of Converse All Stars. Kuk puts them on and smiles.
KK:"Thank you. I appreciate all this. A lot!"
Jessica:"It's no problem."
Jessica begins to play with her keys again. Kuk, being the guy he is, isn't too good with the ladies. His in character persona makes ladies hate him most of the time. He want's to ask her out, but is a bit of a chicken.
KK:"Is there anyway I can repay you?"
Jessica smiles.
Jessica:"Well, you could take me to lunch? I mean, I have your wallet and i'll drive, seeing as you don't have your car."
Kuk nods and smiles. They both get in her car and drive off as the scene slowly fades to black.
