Post by MPW ADMIN on Sept 11, 2012 1:22:21 GMT -5
Thomas Simon: Welcome to MPW Monday Night.. Woe Bob, it seems that a brawl has already ensued backstage!
[The camera goes to the backstage area where Johnny Clash is battling with Justin Fischer and Jackson Blaze and Trey Baxter are exchanging punches]
Bob Herman: Looks like the show is kicking off with a bang tonight Tommy Boy WOO
[Johnny throws Fischer in to the wall and picks up a two by four and whacks him in the stomach with it. Fischer falls to the ground and Johnny chokes him with a cable laying on the ground. Jackson Blaze and Trey Baxter slug it out as Trey still has his Championship around his waste. Baxter kicks Blaze and drags him to the curtain. He tosses Blaze on to the stage as the crowd goes wild. Shortly after Johnny walks out with Fischer in a head lock. He throws Fischer down on to the stage as well. Johnny and Trey glance at each other and surprised they are working together]
Thomas Simon: It appears that Johnny Clash and Trey Baxter are going to work as a team after all
Bob Herman: I wouldn’t trust that no good no name Baxter
[Trey picks Jackson up and Johnny picks up Fischer. They walk to the ring with them and Jackson turns around and punches Trey. He throws Trey in to the steel steps as the crowd gasps and Trey holds his back on the floor. Trey walks over to Johnny and tosses him in the ring. Jackson tends to Justin making sure he’s okay. In the ring Johnny bounces off the ropes and runs towards the ropes facing Blaze and Fischer. He dives through the ropes and lands on Blaze and Fischer sending them in to the guard rail. The crowd cheers and Johnny looks around with his teeth gritted and eyes wide. Trey makes his way over to the fight and grabs Justin Fischer. He tosses him in the ring and follows. The bell finally rings]
Thomas SImon: That mess is cleaned up and this match can finally begin!
[Trey knees Justin in the stomach and than throws him to the corner. He throws a chop at Justin’s chest and Justin throws one back at him. They exchange a few chops before Trey hits two in a row and throws Fischer to the ground. Trey goes to the top rope and waits for him. Fischer stands up and Trey launches off the top with a lariat as both men go to the ground. Johnny and Blaze have gone to their corners and grabbed the tag rope. Trey stands up and walks to his corner. He puts his hand out for Johnny. Johnny stares him down but than tags in. Fischer crawls to his corner but Clash pulls him away. Clash mounts him and throws punches. Fischer holds his face as Clash stands up. He looks at Blaze and than puts Fischer in a sleeper hold. Fischer tries to get out but can’t. He ends up clawing his way to the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Johnny releases and stands Fischer up. He punches him and throws him in to the ropes. Johnny runs and spins with a flying forearm. He stands up and the crowd cheers him. He drags Fischer over to his corner and tags in Trey.]
Thomas Simon: Clash and Trey surprisingly working together and very well I might add
[Trey comes in to the ring and he and Johnny whip Fischer in to the ropes and hit a double elbow on his return. Johnny drops with an elbow on to Fischer and Trey drops a legdrop. Trey nods at Johnny and they stand facing each other to the crowds approval. Johnny goes to his corner. Jackson yells at the referee for the double team but remains in his corner with his arm extended towards Fischer. Trey kicks Fischer in the stomach and runs off the ropes. On the way back Fischer ducks down on his stomach and Trey jumps over him. Trey springs off the opposite side and Fischer Jumps over him. Trey comes back towards Fischer and Fischer hits a tiltawhirl back breaker. Both men are now down and reach for their partners. They crawl towards their corners and Fischer tags in Blaze. He runs towards Trey and pulls him away from his corner. Johnny tries to get the tag but doesn’t get it in time. Blaze beats down Trey and the crowd boo’s. Trey tries to cover up. Blaze pulls him towards the middle of the ring and goes for a pin]
1.....2.....
[Trey kicks out and the crowd cheers. Blaze looks pissed and picks Trey up on to his feet. He lifts him up and puts him over his shoulder. He runs and powerslams Trey. He runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop on Trey. He pins him again]
1.....2......
[Trey kicks out again and the crowd cheers. Blaze pulls on his hair and signals for Trey to get up. Trey hobbles up to his feet and Blaze runs at him. Trey ducks and Blaze runs in to the corner where Johnny is. Blaze stops in his tracks before hitting the corner and faces Johnny who smiles at him. Blaze mouths off to Johnny and Trey turns him around and hits a DDT. The crowd cheers and Trey signals for the Lights Out. Johnny reaches in and slaps Trey’s back to tag himself in. The crowd boo’s and Trey looks around in shock. The referee tells Trey to get on to the apron. Johnny spreads his arms out with arrogance as he mocks Blaze on the ground. He slaps Blaze’s head and yells at him. Suddenly Blaze rolls Johnny up]
1......2.....
[Johnny kicks out. Blaze stands up and tags in Fischer. Fischer walks over to Johnny and starts stomping on him. He lifts his head up and starts applying pressure to Johnny’s head and neck area. Johnny tries to break out]
Bob Herman: Come on Johnny get that greasy ginny pig off of you
Thomas Simon: Johnny should have let Trey finish this one already
[Fischer let’s Johnny stand up and he runs at him with a clothesline. Johnny ducks and Fischer runs off the ropes behind him. Johnny jumps and back flips in to a hurricanrana and sends Fischer forward. The crowd pops for the move as Johnny stands up. He picks Fischer up and Fischer struggles sending Johnny back a few steps. Johnny kicks Fischer and set him up for the bloodline between his knees. Trey reaches in and tags himself in. Johnny’s face lights up and Trey walks in the ring and shrugs Johnny walks to the apron but before Trey goes to work on Fischer he slaps the back of Trey hard and tags himself back in. He climbs in the ring and looks at Trey and points to the apron. Trey goes on to the apron and the referee instructs him to grab the tag rope]
Bob Herman: Johnny’s not taking any crap from Trey
Thomas Simon: This is about to get ugly I think
[Johnny knees Fischer in the stomach and than uppercuts him. He sets Fischer up and hits the Bloodline! He pins Fischer]
1......2.......
[Blaze jumps in and makes the save before the count gets to three. He beats on Clash as Fischer gets up and joins in as well. Trey stands in the corner and doesn’t come help. The referee finally gets Trey out of the ring. Fischer beats on Clash but Clash clings to the bottom rope and the referee makes Fischer back off. Johnny slides out of the ring and Fischer reaches out and grabs his head and pulls him back to the apron. Johnny grabs Fischer’s head and drops down on the apron with a guillotine. Fischer bounces back and hits the mat. Johnny climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a 450 splash. He pins Fischer]
1.........2............
[Blaze rushes in again and Trey doesn’t move from the apron. Blaze gets sent back to his corner and Johnny gets to his feet. Fischer tags in Blaze who runs in hot. He clotheslines Johnny down and when Johnny gets up he sends him down again. The crowd boos but Blaze ignores it and whips Johnny hard in to his corner. Blaze goes to run at Clash but Clash slaps the chest of Trey hard, tagging him in and ducks out of the way. Johnny slides out of the ring and stands at the edge of the ramp. Trey stands on the apron and yells at Johnny. Blaze grabs Trey and flips him in to the ring. He waits for Trey to stand up and he hits the Bastardizer. Clash walks up the stage and turns his head around to see the pin]
1.....2......3...
Honey Winters: Here are your winners, Jackson Blaze and Justin Fischer!
[Blaze’s music hits but they start stomping on Trey and beating him down. The fans boo as Clash turns around to watch. He looks around and the smile is off his face. He turns to the fans who want him to help Trey]
Thomas Simon: Get in there Clash! Help him!
[Johnny runs to the ring and grabs the MPW Championship belt off the timekeepers table on the way to the ring. He slides in and faces Fischer and Blaze. They stop the attack and Johnny stands ready to strike. Trey starts to get up using the ropes. Johnny slowly turns his head towards Trey and laughs. He runs at him and nails him with the title belt and he goes back to the ground. Blaze and Fischer start stomping away on Trey as Johnny orchestrates it. Johnny jumps in with the stomps as well but than turns to the crowd and starts mouthing off to them. Behind Johnny, Trey stands up and starts fighting back. He clotheslines Fischer out of the ring and hits the Lights Out on Blaze. Johnny turns around and gets kicked in the stomach. The fans come alive and Trey sets up the Lights out. He goes to hit it but Johnny drops down and low blows him. The fans boo as Trey holds his crotch and falls to the mat.]
Bob Herman: That’s my boy right there
Thomas Simon: He is such a dirty player!
[Johnny takes the MPW title and stares in to it. He smiles and laughs at it and than drops it on to Trey’s stomach before “Hero” by Skillet hits and Johnny leaves the ring]
The search begins....
[The scene cuts over to Kurt standing in front of a camera. Dressed to kill in a business suit and a huge smile on his face, Kurt brings the Awesome Title on his shoulder and begins the promo.
Kurt Newman: “Hello MPW universe! Kurt Newman here, your CEO. Last week, I did a poll to see what type of match myself and Titan would be in. The matches were the following. A 150 Oyster Challenge, a beer drinking contest, and a G-string competition. We had such a huge turnout that I want to treat you, the fans, a match to remember. So, instead of just having one match, we’ll be having all three matches throughout the night. It’s a best two out of three. So Titan, I hope you’re hungry and thirsty and look good in a G-string, because it’s going to be a very long night if you’re not. Now excuse me folks, I need to some yard work done below if you know what I mean.”
[Kurt throws up a peace sign and walks off the set as the scene fade to commercial.]
[The scene cuts over in the middle of the first event of Kurt Newman and Titan. Titan and Newman are sitting at a table, eating away at 15 plates, covered in ice and Oysters. Kurt Newman is eating away, seeming to enjoy himself in this food challenge as Titan has a disgust look on his face as he slowly tries to eat an Oyster. Bill Adams stands behind him, rooting Titan on.]
Bill Adams: “Come on Titan! You haven’t even eaten one yet! Kurt is half way done.”
Titan: “Boss…….I’m not a fan of Oysters. Just the smell is making me sick.”
Bill Adams: “I don’t care! I want you to beat Kurt! Not lose!”
Titan: “I’d beat him in a wrestling match, but this…….this is stupid.”
Bill Adams: “Stupid or not, I want you to humiliate him! Now eat it!”
[Kurt leans over with a smile on his face as he chews away at a mouth full of Oysters.]
Kurt Newman: “Come on man. There delicious. It’s like eating some snot. Just suck it down, swish it in your mouth, and then swallow.”
[Titans face looks green now as the visual aid doesn’t sit well with his stomach.]
Titan: “I think I’m going to be sick.”
Kurt Newman: “Not a huge fan of the smell though. Smells like a used jock strap though huh?”
[Titan covers his mouth and looks like he’s about to throw up chunks. He quickly gets up and runs to the bathroom, leaving a very happy Kurt and a very pissed off Bill Adams.]
Kurt Newman: “You might want to give your boy some water, need to keep him hydrated if he wants to beat me in the second round.”
[Bill gives Kurt an evil look as the scene cuts to commercial.]
Honey Winters: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is a standard singles match. Introducing first weighing in at 132 pounds hailing from Tampa, Florida she is ROXI JOHNSON!!
['Outsider by Green Day blasts and the fans erupt as Roxi comes out to the stage. She signals to the crowd runs down into the ring.]
Honey Winters: And her opponent weighing in at 210 pounds and hails from Las Vegas, Nevada....he is JASON XAVIER!!!
[As "X Gonna Give It to Ya" By DMX begin to blast through the P.A. system, white smoke fills the entrance a figure steps in and can be seen in the smoke and Jason X stands at the top of the entrance with his arms up in an X form. He continues to walk down the ramp and enters the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckles and again puts his arms in an X form.]
Honey Winters: And now the special guest referee for this match.................BLOODHOUND!!!
[Of Wolf and Man by Metallica begins to in the arena. After a few seconds, Bloodhound emerges from the back. AS the lyrics "Off through the new days mist I run Out from the new days mist I have come" Bloodhound raises his and head and howls several time before dropping to a knee. He looks around, getting his senses acquainted to his surroundings and then intensely studies the ring. After a few seconds, he gets back onto his feet and makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He enters the ring by climbing the steel steps and spring boarding over the top rope.]
[The bell rings as Roxi and Xavier circle each other. Roxi has one eye on Xavier and one eye on Bloodhound as Xavier charges Roxi trying to catch her off guard with a clothesline but Roxi is able to duck under and then hit him with a dropkick that quickly sends him down. He bounced back up but she hits him with yet another dropkick. This time as soon as he gets up she grabs him and whips him into the corner. She charges at him and tries to hot him with a corner splash but Xavier is able to get his leg up and connect with her face! She doesn't go down but he quickly hits yet with a spear! Xavier goes for the pin! 1..2.kickout!]
[Roxi is able to kick out even though Bloodhound counted extremely fast. The fans boo Bloodhound and Xavier. Xavier picks Roxi up by the hair and slings her across the ring with her hair! She immediately grabs her head in pain! Xavier begins to pump up the crowd but just gets a bunch of boos! Xavier shakes his head and goes and grabs Roxi by the hair again. He then whips her into the ropes as she comes back he tries to swing at yet but she ducks and then hits him with a roundhouse kick to the face that sends him down. She jumps.up to the top rope. As soon as Xavier makes his way to his feet she jumps off and connects with a missile dropkick to the face! She goes for the pin. 1....kickout! Xavier kicks out after a slow count by Bloodhound! Roxi doesn't even get mad as she jumps back up to the top rope.]
[She pumps the crowd up before jumping off and connecting with a 360 frog splash! She hooks his leg for the pin! 1.....2..... Kickout! Xavier kicks out after another slow count as the crowd begins to boo again. She gets up and this time gets face to face with Bloodhound! This gives Xavier a chance to recover. Xavier waits for Roxi to turn around and as she finally does he jumps up and hits her with a quick hurricanrana into a pin! 1..2..kickout! She once again is able to kickout even though Bloodhound tried another fast count. He's doing his best to try to beat her. Xavier quickly gets up and picks Roxi up before hitting her with a hard boot to the midsection before grabbing a hold of her head and lifting her up high in the air before dropping her down with a hard brainbuster! Xavier considers going for the pin but instead decides to climb up to the top rope.]
[Xavier pumps the crowd up but just receives a bunch of boo's as he just smiles. Xavier then jumps off attempting the X-Star Press! Roxi is able to move out of the way sending Xavier crashing down into the mat onto his stomach. Xavier immediately starts rolling over and grabbing his stomach in pain from not landing one of his signature moves in the X-Star Press! Roxi is able to slowly get to her feet as she waits for Xavier to get to his feet. Roxi then jumps off the second rope and tries to hit Xavier with the Ray of Hope! Xavier ducks but standing right behind him is Bloodhound who gets nailed with the Ray of Hope right to the face and immediately goes down! Roxi smiles and then hits Xavier with a quick boot to the stomach before jumping off the second rope again and hitting Xavier with The Ray of Hope! ]
[Xavier falls down with his stomach facing the ceiling. She goes for the pin but Bloodhound is out! She gets up and as she does she see's a replacement referee running out to the ring! Roxi then jumps off the second rope again and connects with the Reality Bites! She goes for the pin again as the replacement ref slides in the ring and begins to make the count! 1...2...3!!! Roxi Johnson is able to defy all odds and get a big win over Jason Xavier despite Bloodhound's attempts to make her lose.]
[The scene cuts back to a local bar where Kurt Newman and Titan are in the middle of slamming down beers. Kurt’s at a nice pace as he chugs away. Titan on the other hand is slowing down and looks drunk as hell. Bill Adams screams behind Titan, telling him to drink more.]
Bill Adams: “Come on Titan! Newman’s winning! Do not lose to him!”
[Titan looks at the beer with disgust as he replies to Bill with a slur in his speech.]
Titan: “I’ve had too many beers boss. How many have I had already?”
Bill Adams: “Who cares! Drink!”
[Kurt, who’s also really drunk, leans over and has a huge smile on his face. Kurt lets out a fart before addressing Bill and Titan.]
Kurt Newman: “Ooooooh. That was juicy. Those Oysters aren’t sitting well with my stomach. It’s like the beer and the Oysters are wrestling inside my stomach. How you feeling Titan? You going to blow chunks again?”
Bill Adams: “Kurt, he’s going to get his second wind here any…….(sniffs air)……..oh my god!”
[Bill covers his nose as he takes a sniff from Kurt’s fart.]
Bill Adams: “That fart was disgusting! That smell shouldn’t be coming from a human bod…………”
[Bill stops in midsentence as he looks over at Titan who looks like he’s going to throw up again after smelling Kurt’s fart. Kurt lets another fart rip as he takes his hand, palms the fart, and motions it over to Titans face.]
Kurt Newman: “That felt worse than the last one.”
Bill Adams: “Damn it Kurt! Knock it off. He’s going to puke again!”
[Kurt has a huge smile on his face now as he leans in closer to Titan who looks like he could throw up in any second.]
Kurt Newman: “You going to throw up? Huh? Huh? Huh? Because if you throw up, right here, right now, then you’re just going to set off a chain reaction of barfing. I mean once you smell that fart, you can’t help but thro…………………….”
[Kurt stops talking and immediately throws up on the ground, hitting Bills Adam’s shoes.]
Bill Adam: “My shoes!”
[Titan looks over at the throw up on the ground, and immediately barfs right after Kurt on Bill Adams shoes.]
Bill Adams: “Ah come on!”
[Kurt slowly makes his way back to the vertical position as wipes off the barf from his face. Kurt has a slight smile on his face as he looks at Bill with puke all over him. He slaps Titan on the back as he gets up and is about to walk off.]
Kurt Newman: “Nice win Titan. I’ll see you in the ring.”
[With that, Kurt walks away…….not before letting out another fart.]
Bill Adams: “Ah come on! Don’t cropdust!”
Mr. Clash……
[[The screen opens focused on a locker room door. The camera pans up to where it says “JOHNNY CLASH” on a sign. Miss Biguns walks in to the scene and adjusts her business suit. She smiles and opens the door and let’s herself in]]
Ms. Biguns: Mr. Clash.. Are you busy? I have a few things to go over with you...
[[The door closes as the crowd stirs and scene goes to commercial.]]
Honey Winters: Introducing first weighing in at 227 pounds from Atlanta, Georgia…….FREDDIE STYLES!!!
[‘The Fire’ by Roots blasts throughout the arena as Freddie walks out onto the stage. The crowd feeds him a mixed reaction as he walks up to the ring apron and stares at the MPW logo on it. He stares at the ring and then the crowd around him and shakes his head “NO” All of a sudden Freddie walks over and jumps over the barrier into the crowd. He flips off the MPW official that is trying to get him back into the ring but he just turns around and walks out through the crowd. Back in the ring the official is talking to Honey Winters she gets back on the mic.]
Honey Winters: and his opponent…….weighing in at 190 pounds hailing from Detroit, Michigan he is RYE PAYNE!!!
[‘I don’t like’ by Kanye West blasts as Rye walks out to a huge chorus of boos. He gets down the ramp and slides into the ring. The referee rings the bell as Rye sits atop the turnbuckle in a seated position. The 10 counts begins for Styles.]
1…………..2…………3…………4……………5………………6……………7…………….8…………………..9……………..10!!! Rye Payne wins!!!
[The ref grabs Payne’s arm hoisting it high in victory. Rye grabs a mic from Honey Winters.]
Rye Payne: You see that? Freddy boy knew better than to mess with The Street Assassin! Last week I took out Cable and now I am undefeated in MPW!!! Ya’ll can’t touch this! My fury will be UNLEASHED!!!!
[‘I Don’t’ Like’ by Kanye West blasts as Rye drops the mic and plays up to the hated crowd. Suddenly a buzz comes from the left side of the ring as Step Up’s Jake Cage hopes the barrier and slides into the ring. Rye has his back turned to him and Cage sneaks up and pulls Rye’s pants down to reveal his “Yo Quiero Taco Bell?” boxers to the crowd. They all laugh as Cage points at him. Rye turns around clutching his pants incensed at Cage. Cage attempts a punch but stops it and grabs Rye’s nose. Rye yells at Cage as he leaves the way he came in through the crowd. Rye pulls his pants back up and flips out in the ring as the scene fades backstage.]
Mr. Clash……
[The locker room door opens and Ms. Biguns walks out buttoning up her blazer. Johnny Clash leans against the door with his arm up and a smirk on his face]]
Ms. Biguns: Well, it was certainly nice speaking with you Mr. Clash. I hope that you really give my offer some thought
Johnny Clash: I think we can work something out
[[Ms. Biguns smirks and walks away. From the other direction Laura Tavares walks in to the screen and the crowd lets out an “OH!”]]
Johnny Clash: Uh.. Hey babe!
Laura Tavares: What the hell was she doing here?
Johnny Clash: I told you earlier, she needed to talk some business. Looking for new clients, yada yada, you know.
Laura Tavares: I hope you turned her down
Johnny Clash: Of course, of course.
[[Johnny moves as Laura walks in to the locker room and he brushes sweat off his forehead and than sniffs his index and middle finger and smiles. He than sniffs his pinky and makes a disgusted face. He wipes his hands on his shirt and walks inside.]]
[The scene cuts to the MPW ring where Titan and Bill Adams are in the middle of the ring, waiting for Kurt Newman to come down to the ring. Titan, wearing a robe to cover up his body, looks humiliated as Bill Adams tries to calm him down.]
[Suddenly, the arena fills with cheers as Infection by the Bellrays plays throughout the arena. Kurt makes his way out with two female models on each side of him as he wears a white rob with the initials, KN on the back. Kurt has a huge smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. As the three individuals make their way to the ring, Kurt quickly jumps up to the ring and sits on the bottom of the rope. The two females slowly make their way up to the ring and pass underneath the ropes that Kurt is sitting on. Kurt flips into the ring and makes his way over to one of the ring post as streamers of different colors fill the ring. Kurt claps his hands in celebration as he jumps off the ring post and walks over to the two ladies who smile at Kurt as he leans over and kisses both of them on the cheeks.]
[The camera cuts over to Tasha Jordan who has a microphone in hand.]
Tasha Jordan: “Hello MPW fans! Tasha Jordan here and I have the honor to be the judge for this match! Now the rules are simple guys. Strut your stuff and at the end, the fans will decide who will win. First up! Titan!”
[The lights in the arena darken as strobe lights begin to dance throughout the arena as some techno music begins to play. Titan is hesitate at first as he looks over at Bill who motions him to go on. Titan slowly moves to the center of the ring and slowly beings to untie the rope on his robe. After some positive words from Adams, Titan takes the robe off to show off a leopard G-string! The girls in the arena begin to cheer as Titan awkwardly dances a little to the music. Bill slaps his hands to the music, encouraging Titan to get in the mood. Titan though just can’t get in the swing of things as the music dies down and the lights in the arena turn back on.]
Tasha Jordan: “Wow, that was some…..uh…..nice moves Titan.”
[Titan immediately picks up his robe and puts it on as he walks over to Bill who puts his hand over Titans shoulder and gives him some encouraging words. Kurt Newman gives Titan a golf clap as he makes his way to the center of the ring.]
Tasha Jordan: “Alright! Kurt Newman, it’s your turn.”
[The lights in the arena darken as strobe lights begin to dance throughout the arena as Infection by the Bellrays begins to play. Without hesitating, Kurt whips off the robe and swirls it in the air as he shows off his G-String…….or make it, the Awesome Title covering his junk. Kurt gets in the groove of the music as he shakes his pelvic around the ring. He has a huge smile on his face as he notices Tasha who’s grinning from ear to ear. He immediately makes his way over to Tasha and does a little Party Boy as he bumps away at Tasha.]
Bill Adams: “Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!”
[Bill Adams comes storming from the other side of the ring with a microphone in hand. The lights in the arena come back on and the music stops as Bill stands inches away from the half-naked Newman who has a confused look on his face.]
Bill Adams: “That is not a G-String Kurt! That’s your stupid title around your waste and nothing else. Your ass can be seen by millions right now!”
[Kurt turns his head and notices that his ass can be seen by everyone. He turns his head back to Bill and ‘Without a care of the world’ look on his face, he leans over and talks in the microphone.]
Kurt Newman: “And your point is?”
Bill Adams: “It’s not a G-String!”
Kurt Newman: “But I look awesome in this.”
Bill Adams: “The rules are the rules Kurt. So, I declare Titan the winner!”
[The arena erupts with boos as Titan raises his hand for the victory. Kurt has a slight smile on his face as he talks in the microphone again.]
Kurt Newman: “Ummmmmm, since I’m the CEO of MPW, I think I make the decisions around here Bill. So I’m going to let the fans decide. So, if you think Titan is the winner, give him some noise!”
[The arena erupts with boos as Bill Adams begins to cuss at Kurt.]
Kurt Newman: “Now who wants me to win?”
[The arena erupts with cheers as Kurt raises his hand in victory.]
Tasha Jordan: “And your winner of this match! Kurt Newman!”
[Kurt gives Tasha a quick kiss on the cheek before going to a nearby ring post and stands on it. On the other side of the ring, Bill Adams is shouting at Titan for his failure. The two quickly look over at Kurt who’s leaning over and mooning the two guys. Kurt gives a slight laugh as he turns his back to the two and continues to celebrate with the fans. Titan, who wasn’t too happy with the whole mooning situation walks over to Kurt and clubs him in the back. Kurt falls down hard as the arena boos. Not letting up, Titan kicks away at Kurt who curls up in a fetal position to try to protect himself.]
[Titan quickly picks Kurt up and sets him up for a powerbomb. Bill Adams jumps around Titan, encourages him to hit Kurt with the powerbomb. Titan quickly picks Kurt up and lifts him in the air and is about to drop Kurt, but Kurt squirms his way out and lands behind Titan. As Titan turns around, he’s met with a superkick to the face, sending Titan to the outside. The arena goes nuts as Kurt looks over at Bill whose now turned white as a ghost. He lifts up his arms and tells Kurt to calm down as he backs himself away from Kurt who’s making his way towards him. Inch by inch Bill backs himself away from Kurt until his back is to the ring post. Kurt has Bill cornered now with nowhere to run. Instead of inflicting pain though, Kurt stands in front of Bill, fixes Bills suit, and pats him on the shoulder, to show there’s no hard feelings. Bill, seeing the gratitude from Kurt has a smile on his face. The smile is quickly wiped off……well more slapped off as Kurt lifts his hand and smacks Bill out of the ring.]
[The arena goes nuts as Bill falls to the outside. Titan, back to his feet now, walks over to Bill and tries his best to comfort him as Kurt stands in the middle of the ring and lets the cheers from the crowd pour over him as the screen fades to commercial.]
Freddy Class: this mach is scheduled for one fall and is for the MPW North American Championship!
[[The crowd hears intro of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" Start up]]
Freddy Class: Making her way to the ring, the challenger representing the Goddess Factor.. Bliss!
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Freddie Class: and her opponent from Charlotte North Carolina, Your MPW North American Champion... AIDAN CAINE!
[[The match gets underway with Bliss going on the offensive early, attempting multiple strikes to the head and gut of Aidan Caine, before the referee pulls her off. Aidan backs away in the corner and tells the referee to get Bliss off of him]] Bob Herman: Here we go the Title is on the line!
Thomas Simon: Bliss is ready to go!
[[Aidan pulls Bliss into a seated headlock and pulls tight, squeezing the life from her neck. Bliss tries to release the headlock to no avail, and as the two get to their feet, Bliss is finally able to push Caine off, only for Caine to come back with a shoulder block. Bliss is sent to the mat and Aidan runs to the ropes once more and drops an elbow, then goes for a quick cover, only for a one count. Aidan persists and locks in another chin lock, but this time Bliss is waiting for it, wrapping a hand around his arm and pulling down, sweeping her back legs up so that she kicks him in the face. Bliss then gets back to her feet and locks in a headlock of her own, not holding it for more than four seconds and she sweeps around and locks in a German suplex position, and then rolls up Aidan]] 1......2.......
Thomas Simon: a quick roll up but to no avail
[[Aidan pushes Bliss off and the two lockup once more, this time Aidan’s power advantage getting the upper hand as he locks in another headlock, and pushes Bliss back up to the turnbuckle. The ref breaks the hold after a three count, and as Aidan puts his hands in the air in submission, he charges, breaking Bliss’s defenses and going to work with stiff right hands once more]] Bob Herman: Aidan just needs to let lose and show this little barbie doll that this is a mans business
Thomas Simon: I think that Bliss is handling herself quite well Bob
[[Aidan backs off once again, then as he waits for Bliss to regain her composure he runs to the ropes, waiting for her to take a couple of steps forward before he spears her back into the turnbuckle, and she cries out in pain. Aidan hits multiple shoulder tackles as the ref tries to pry him away, and then goes back for one final shoulder tackle, as he moves away once more. Bliss falls to the mat and Aidan looks proud as he stands over her with his foot on the back of his head, then as the ref warns him for a final time, Aidan backs off once more, frustrated with the referee. As Bliss gets to her knees Aidan hits a running kick to the face of Bliss]] Thomas Simon: Aidan Caine frustrated here that he can’t put Bliss away.
Bob Herman: Bliss is fully of energy and full of adrenaline right now
[[Aidan hauls Bliss to her feet and lifts her into a Samoan Drop position, looking into the crowd and spinning her around, looking to hit a spinning cutter. But Bliss spins out and swivels around, clocking Aidan in the side of the head with a hard elbow as the two separate. As Aidan comes back at Bliss she ducks a clothesline and goes springboard on the second rope, then leaps back and executes a stunner. Aidan reels back, and as Bliss bounds off the ropes and charges back at Aidan, Caine is ready, catching her, twisting her around and dropping her back first onto his knee in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Aidan once more goes for the cover, but it is yet again a kickout from Bliss as Aidan gets back to his knees in disbelief. Aidan tries for another cover, but again only reaches a two count, and as Aidan gets back to his feet and waits for Bliss to get to hers, he motions for the Tria Mera]] Thomas Simon: Aidan looking to retain! He can hit it!
Bob Herman: Eh, this match is a joke. Put some real wrestlers in here
Thomas Simon: You wouldn’t know good wrestling if it hit you in the back of your head old man.
[[Bliss ducks a massive right hand and then kicks Aidan in the gut, through the ropes. Aidan has his head facing Bliss as he is bent over, and Bliss springs over the ropes, and onto the back of Aidan in a sunset flip position. She pins Aidan]]
1.......2......
[[Caine kicks out and looks in shock as Bliss looks fired up. The crowd chants for Aidan Caine but Bliss ignores it. Caine gets to his feet and Bliss rushes him. Bliss jumps and attempts a cross body but Aidan catches her. He slams her forward and down to the mat. The crowd cheers Aidan. He stands up and waits for Bliss. She gets up and he lifts her up with a vertical suplex. He holds her up in the air and hits a brain buster. He pins Bliss]]
1......2........
[[Bliss kicks out]]
Thomas Simon: Aidan Caine coming alive! Finally! It appears his recent actions took a tole on him in this match until now! Come on Champ!
[[Aidan clenches his fist and waits for Bliss to get up again. He goes for the Tria Mera once again. He lifts Bliss up and he hits it! The crowd goes nuts]]
1.........2........th.....
[[Bliss gets her foot on the ropes last second and Aidan jumps up to celebrate with his arms up in the air. The referee turns him around and tells him Bliss had her foot on the ropes. Aidan holds his head and looks angry. He picks Bliss up and and she fights back. She delivers a Jaw breaker to Aidan and he staggers back. She than runs and hits a dropkick on him.]]
Thomas Simon: what is this.. Miss Biguns has appeared on the ramp? She’s headed down here! She has no business being out here
Bob Herman: Just scouting potential clients Tommy
[[Biguns takes a chair and sets it up at ringside and watches from the floor. Bliss puts Aidan in a head lock and he whips her off the ropes. Bliss runs back and Aidan shoulder blocks her to the mat. Biguns stands up and walks over to the North American Championship. She fixes her hair in it and looks at it while smiling. Aidan notices and points at her]]
Aidan Caine: You put that down right now you bitch
[[Biguns walks towards the apron and holds the belt taunting Aidan. The referee turns to Biguns and tells her to move away from the ring. Bliss pokes the eyes of Aidan behind the referee. Biguns puts the belt on the apron and slides it in to Bliss as the referee yells at her. Biguns hops up on the apron and argues with the referee who tells her to leave. Bliss holds the belt in her hands waiting for Aidan to turn around.]]
Thomas Simon: No not like this Bliss!
Bob Herman: Wooo! It’s getting hot in here!
[[Laura Tavares runs down the ramp and hops on to the apron. As Aidan turns around and Bliss goes to strike, Laura grabs the belt from her and pulls it out of her hand. Bliss turns around and argues with Laura. Biguns runs over to Laura and pulls her off the apron. She hits her face on the apron and goes down to the mat. The referee climbs outside the ring to check on Laura. Biguns walks to the backstage slowly with a smile on her face]]
Thomas Simon: Oh my! Laura hit her face pretty hard there! WAIT LOOK AT BLISS!
[[Bliss takes the title belt and nails Aidan Caine with it. She slides it out of the ring and calls for the referee. He slides in and counts the pin]]
1...........2...........3!
Thomas Simon: MY GOD WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Bob Herman: I can’t believe she did it! Wow!
Thomas Simon: Bliss stole that win from Aidan Caine and took the North American Championship!
[[Bliss smiles and jumps up and down. The referee hands her the North American Championship and she smiles in to it and hugs the belt. Laura leans on the apron with a bloody nose and Bliss glances at her but than goes back to celebrating her win]]
Thomas Simon: That is all the time we have today! See you on Step Up!
[The camera goes to the backstage area where Johnny Clash is battling with Justin Fischer and Jackson Blaze and Trey Baxter are exchanging punches]
Bob Herman: Looks like the show is kicking off with a bang tonight Tommy Boy WOO
[Johnny throws Fischer in to the wall and picks up a two by four and whacks him in the stomach with it. Fischer falls to the ground and Johnny chokes him with a cable laying on the ground. Jackson Blaze and Trey Baxter slug it out as Trey still has his Championship around his waste. Baxter kicks Blaze and drags him to the curtain. He tosses Blaze on to the stage as the crowd goes wild. Shortly after Johnny walks out with Fischer in a head lock. He throws Fischer down on to the stage as well. Johnny and Trey glance at each other and surprised they are working together]
Thomas Simon: It appears that Johnny Clash and Trey Baxter are going to work as a team after all
Bob Herman: I wouldn’t trust that no good no name Baxter
[Trey picks Jackson up and Johnny picks up Fischer. They walk to the ring with them and Jackson turns around and punches Trey. He throws Trey in to the steel steps as the crowd gasps and Trey holds his back on the floor. Trey walks over to Johnny and tosses him in the ring. Jackson tends to Justin making sure he’s okay. In the ring Johnny bounces off the ropes and runs towards the ropes facing Blaze and Fischer. He dives through the ropes and lands on Blaze and Fischer sending them in to the guard rail. The crowd cheers and Johnny looks around with his teeth gritted and eyes wide. Trey makes his way over to the fight and grabs Justin Fischer. He tosses him in the ring and follows. The bell finally rings]
Thomas SImon: That mess is cleaned up and this match can finally begin!
[Trey knees Justin in the stomach and than throws him to the corner. He throws a chop at Justin’s chest and Justin throws one back at him. They exchange a few chops before Trey hits two in a row and throws Fischer to the ground. Trey goes to the top rope and waits for him. Fischer stands up and Trey launches off the top with a lariat as both men go to the ground. Johnny and Blaze have gone to their corners and grabbed the tag rope. Trey stands up and walks to his corner. He puts his hand out for Johnny. Johnny stares him down but than tags in. Fischer crawls to his corner but Clash pulls him away. Clash mounts him and throws punches. Fischer holds his face as Clash stands up. He looks at Blaze and than puts Fischer in a sleeper hold. Fischer tries to get out but can’t. He ends up clawing his way to the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Johnny releases and stands Fischer up. He punches him and throws him in to the ropes. Johnny runs and spins with a flying forearm. He stands up and the crowd cheers him. He drags Fischer over to his corner and tags in Trey.]
Thomas Simon: Clash and Trey surprisingly working together and very well I might add
[Trey comes in to the ring and he and Johnny whip Fischer in to the ropes and hit a double elbow on his return. Johnny drops with an elbow on to Fischer and Trey drops a legdrop. Trey nods at Johnny and they stand facing each other to the crowds approval. Johnny goes to his corner. Jackson yells at the referee for the double team but remains in his corner with his arm extended towards Fischer. Trey kicks Fischer in the stomach and runs off the ropes. On the way back Fischer ducks down on his stomach and Trey jumps over him. Trey springs off the opposite side and Fischer Jumps over him. Trey comes back towards Fischer and Fischer hits a tiltawhirl back breaker. Both men are now down and reach for their partners. They crawl towards their corners and Fischer tags in Blaze. He runs towards Trey and pulls him away from his corner. Johnny tries to get the tag but doesn’t get it in time. Blaze beats down Trey and the crowd boo’s. Trey tries to cover up. Blaze pulls him towards the middle of the ring and goes for a pin]
1.....2.....
[Trey kicks out and the crowd cheers. Blaze looks pissed and picks Trey up on to his feet. He lifts him up and puts him over his shoulder. He runs and powerslams Trey. He runs off the ropes and hits a leg drop on Trey. He pins him again]
1.....2......
[Trey kicks out again and the crowd cheers. Blaze pulls on his hair and signals for Trey to get up. Trey hobbles up to his feet and Blaze runs at him. Trey ducks and Blaze runs in to the corner where Johnny is. Blaze stops in his tracks before hitting the corner and faces Johnny who smiles at him. Blaze mouths off to Johnny and Trey turns him around and hits a DDT. The crowd cheers and Trey signals for the Lights Out. Johnny reaches in and slaps Trey’s back to tag himself in. The crowd boo’s and Trey looks around in shock. The referee tells Trey to get on to the apron. Johnny spreads his arms out with arrogance as he mocks Blaze on the ground. He slaps Blaze’s head and yells at him. Suddenly Blaze rolls Johnny up]
1......2.....
[Johnny kicks out. Blaze stands up and tags in Fischer. Fischer walks over to Johnny and starts stomping on him. He lifts his head up and starts applying pressure to Johnny’s head and neck area. Johnny tries to break out]
Bob Herman: Come on Johnny get that greasy ginny pig off of you
Thomas Simon: Johnny should have let Trey finish this one already
[Fischer let’s Johnny stand up and he runs at him with a clothesline. Johnny ducks and Fischer runs off the ropes behind him. Johnny jumps and back flips in to a hurricanrana and sends Fischer forward. The crowd pops for the move as Johnny stands up. He picks Fischer up and Fischer struggles sending Johnny back a few steps. Johnny kicks Fischer and set him up for the bloodline between his knees. Trey reaches in and tags himself in. Johnny’s face lights up and Trey walks in the ring and shrugs Johnny walks to the apron but before Trey goes to work on Fischer he slaps the back of Trey hard and tags himself back in. He climbs in the ring and looks at Trey and points to the apron. Trey goes on to the apron and the referee instructs him to grab the tag rope]
Bob Herman: Johnny’s not taking any crap from Trey
Thomas Simon: This is about to get ugly I think
[Johnny knees Fischer in the stomach and than uppercuts him. He sets Fischer up and hits the Bloodline! He pins Fischer]
1......2.......
[Blaze jumps in and makes the save before the count gets to three. He beats on Clash as Fischer gets up and joins in as well. Trey stands in the corner and doesn’t come help. The referee finally gets Trey out of the ring. Fischer beats on Clash but Clash clings to the bottom rope and the referee makes Fischer back off. Johnny slides out of the ring and Fischer reaches out and grabs his head and pulls him back to the apron. Johnny grabs Fischer’s head and drops down on the apron with a guillotine. Fischer bounces back and hits the mat. Johnny climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a 450 splash. He pins Fischer]
1.........2............
[Blaze rushes in again and Trey doesn’t move from the apron. Blaze gets sent back to his corner and Johnny gets to his feet. Fischer tags in Blaze who runs in hot. He clotheslines Johnny down and when Johnny gets up he sends him down again. The crowd boos but Blaze ignores it and whips Johnny hard in to his corner. Blaze goes to run at Clash but Clash slaps the chest of Trey hard, tagging him in and ducks out of the way. Johnny slides out of the ring and stands at the edge of the ramp. Trey stands on the apron and yells at Johnny. Blaze grabs Trey and flips him in to the ring. He waits for Trey to stand up and he hits the Bastardizer. Clash walks up the stage and turns his head around to see the pin]
1.....2......3...
Honey Winters: Here are your winners, Jackson Blaze and Justin Fischer!
[Blaze’s music hits but they start stomping on Trey and beating him down. The fans boo as Clash turns around to watch. He looks around and the smile is off his face. He turns to the fans who want him to help Trey]
Thomas Simon: Get in there Clash! Help him!
[Johnny runs to the ring and grabs the MPW Championship belt off the timekeepers table on the way to the ring. He slides in and faces Fischer and Blaze. They stop the attack and Johnny stands ready to strike. Trey starts to get up using the ropes. Johnny slowly turns his head towards Trey and laughs. He runs at him and nails him with the title belt and he goes back to the ground. Blaze and Fischer start stomping away on Trey as Johnny orchestrates it. Johnny jumps in with the stomps as well but than turns to the crowd and starts mouthing off to them. Behind Johnny, Trey stands up and starts fighting back. He clotheslines Fischer out of the ring and hits the Lights Out on Blaze. Johnny turns around and gets kicked in the stomach. The fans come alive and Trey sets up the Lights out. He goes to hit it but Johnny drops down and low blows him. The fans boo as Trey holds his crotch and falls to the mat.]
Bob Herman: That’s my boy right there
Thomas Simon: He is such a dirty player!
[Johnny takes the MPW title and stares in to it. He smiles and laughs at it and than drops it on to Trey’s stomach before “Hero” by Skillet hits and Johnny leaves the ring]
The search begins....
[The scene cuts over to Kurt standing in front of a camera. Dressed to kill in a business suit and a huge smile on his face, Kurt brings the Awesome Title on his shoulder and begins the promo.
Kurt Newman: “Hello MPW universe! Kurt Newman here, your CEO. Last week, I did a poll to see what type of match myself and Titan would be in. The matches were the following. A 150 Oyster Challenge, a beer drinking contest, and a G-string competition. We had such a huge turnout that I want to treat you, the fans, a match to remember. So, instead of just having one match, we’ll be having all three matches throughout the night. It’s a best two out of three. So Titan, I hope you’re hungry and thirsty and look good in a G-string, because it’s going to be a very long night if you’re not. Now excuse me folks, I need to some yard work done below if you know what I mean.”
[Kurt throws up a peace sign and walks off the set as the scene fade to commercial.]
[The scene cuts over in the middle of the first event of Kurt Newman and Titan. Titan and Newman are sitting at a table, eating away at 15 plates, covered in ice and Oysters. Kurt Newman is eating away, seeming to enjoy himself in this food challenge as Titan has a disgust look on his face as he slowly tries to eat an Oyster. Bill Adams stands behind him, rooting Titan on.]
Bill Adams: “Come on Titan! You haven’t even eaten one yet! Kurt is half way done.”
Titan: “Boss…….I’m not a fan of Oysters. Just the smell is making me sick.”
Bill Adams: “I don’t care! I want you to beat Kurt! Not lose!”
Titan: “I’d beat him in a wrestling match, but this…….this is stupid.”
Bill Adams: “Stupid or not, I want you to humiliate him! Now eat it!”
[Kurt leans over with a smile on his face as he chews away at a mouth full of Oysters.]
Kurt Newman: “Come on man. There delicious. It’s like eating some snot. Just suck it down, swish it in your mouth, and then swallow.”
[Titans face looks green now as the visual aid doesn’t sit well with his stomach.]
Titan: “I think I’m going to be sick.”
Kurt Newman: “Not a huge fan of the smell though. Smells like a used jock strap though huh?”
[Titan covers his mouth and looks like he’s about to throw up chunks. He quickly gets up and runs to the bathroom, leaving a very happy Kurt and a very pissed off Bill Adams.]
Kurt Newman: “You might want to give your boy some water, need to keep him hydrated if he wants to beat me in the second round.”
[Bill gives Kurt an evil look as the scene cuts to commercial.]
Honey Winters: Ladies and Gentleman this next match is a standard singles match. Introducing first weighing in at 132 pounds hailing from Tampa, Florida she is ROXI JOHNSON!!
['Outsider by Green Day blasts and the fans erupt as Roxi comes out to the stage. She signals to the crowd runs down into the ring.]
Honey Winters: And her opponent weighing in at 210 pounds and hails from Las Vegas, Nevada....he is JASON XAVIER!!!
[As "X Gonna Give It to Ya" By DMX begin to blast through the P.A. system, white smoke fills the entrance a figure steps in and can be seen in the smoke and Jason X stands at the top of the entrance with his arms up in an X form. He continues to walk down the ramp and enters the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckles and again puts his arms in an X form.]
Honey Winters: And now the special guest referee for this match.................BLOODHOUND!!!
[Of Wolf and Man by Metallica begins to in the arena. After a few seconds, Bloodhound emerges from the back. AS the lyrics "Off through the new days mist I run Out from the new days mist I have come" Bloodhound raises his and head and howls several time before dropping to a knee. He looks around, getting his senses acquainted to his surroundings and then intensely studies the ring. After a few seconds, he gets back onto his feet and makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He enters the ring by climbing the steel steps and spring boarding over the top rope.]
[The bell rings as Roxi and Xavier circle each other. Roxi has one eye on Xavier and one eye on Bloodhound as Xavier charges Roxi trying to catch her off guard with a clothesline but Roxi is able to duck under and then hit him with a dropkick that quickly sends him down. He bounced back up but she hits him with yet another dropkick. This time as soon as he gets up she grabs him and whips him into the corner. She charges at him and tries to hot him with a corner splash but Xavier is able to get his leg up and connect with her face! She doesn't go down but he quickly hits yet with a spear! Xavier goes for the pin! 1..2.kickout!]
[Roxi is able to kick out even though Bloodhound counted extremely fast. The fans boo Bloodhound and Xavier. Xavier picks Roxi up by the hair and slings her across the ring with her hair! She immediately grabs her head in pain! Xavier begins to pump up the crowd but just gets a bunch of boos! Xavier shakes his head and goes and grabs Roxi by the hair again. He then whips her into the ropes as she comes back he tries to swing at yet but she ducks and then hits him with a roundhouse kick to the face that sends him down. She jumps.up to the top rope. As soon as Xavier makes his way to his feet she jumps off and connects with a missile dropkick to the face! She goes for the pin. 1....kickout! Xavier kicks out after a slow count by Bloodhound! Roxi doesn't even get mad as she jumps back up to the top rope.]
[She pumps the crowd up before jumping off and connecting with a 360 frog splash! She hooks his leg for the pin! 1.....2..... Kickout! Xavier kicks out after another slow count as the crowd begins to boo again. She gets up and this time gets face to face with Bloodhound! This gives Xavier a chance to recover. Xavier waits for Roxi to turn around and as she finally does he jumps up and hits her with a quick hurricanrana into a pin! 1..2..kickout! She once again is able to kickout even though Bloodhound tried another fast count. He's doing his best to try to beat her. Xavier quickly gets up and picks Roxi up before hitting her with a hard boot to the midsection before grabbing a hold of her head and lifting her up high in the air before dropping her down with a hard brainbuster! Xavier considers going for the pin but instead decides to climb up to the top rope.]
[Xavier pumps the crowd up but just receives a bunch of boo's as he just smiles. Xavier then jumps off attempting the X-Star Press! Roxi is able to move out of the way sending Xavier crashing down into the mat onto his stomach. Xavier immediately starts rolling over and grabbing his stomach in pain from not landing one of his signature moves in the X-Star Press! Roxi is able to slowly get to her feet as she waits for Xavier to get to his feet. Roxi then jumps off the second rope and tries to hit Xavier with the Ray of Hope! Xavier ducks but standing right behind him is Bloodhound who gets nailed with the Ray of Hope right to the face and immediately goes down! Roxi smiles and then hits Xavier with a quick boot to the stomach before jumping off the second rope again and hitting Xavier with The Ray of Hope! ]
[Xavier falls down with his stomach facing the ceiling. She goes for the pin but Bloodhound is out! She gets up and as she does she see's a replacement referee running out to the ring! Roxi then jumps off the second rope again and connects with the Reality Bites! She goes for the pin again as the replacement ref slides in the ring and begins to make the count! 1...2...3!!! Roxi Johnson is able to defy all odds and get a big win over Jason Xavier despite Bloodhound's attempts to make her lose.]
[The scene cuts back to a local bar where Kurt Newman and Titan are in the middle of slamming down beers. Kurt’s at a nice pace as he chugs away. Titan on the other hand is slowing down and looks drunk as hell. Bill Adams screams behind Titan, telling him to drink more.]
Bill Adams: “Come on Titan! Newman’s winning! Do not lose to him!”
[Titan looks at the beer with disgust as he replies to Bill with a slur in his speech.]
Titan: “I’ve had too many beers boss. How many have I had already?”
Bill Adams: “Who cares! Drink!”
[Kurt, who’s also really drunk, leans over and has a huge smile on his face. Kurt lets out a fart before addressing Bill and Titan.]
Kurt Newman: “Ooooooh. That was juicy. Those Oysters aren’t sitting well with my stomach. It’s like the beer and the Oysters are wrestling inside my stomach. How you feeling Titan? You going to blow chunks again?”
Bill Adams: “Kurt, he’s going to get his second wind here any…….(sniffs air)……..oh my god!”
[Bill covers his nose as he takes a sniff from Kurt’s fart.]
Bill Adams: “That fart was disgusting! That smell shouldn’t be coming from a human bod…………”
[Bill stops in midsentence as he looks over at Titan who looks like he’s going to throw up again after smelling Kurt’s fart. Kurt lets another fart rip as he takes his hand, palms the fart, and motions it over to Titans face.]
Kurt Newman: “That felt worse than the last one.”
Bill Adams: “Damn it Kurt! Knock it off. He’s going to puke again!”
[Kurt has a huge smile on his face now as he leans in closer to Titan who looks like he could throw up in any second.]
Kurt Newman: “You going to throw up? Huh? Huh? Huh? Because if you throw up, right here, right now, then you’re just going to set off a chain reaction of barfing. I mean once you smell that fart, you can’t help but thro…………………….”
[Kurt stops talking and immediately throws up on the ground, hitting Bills Adam’s shoes.]
Bill Adam: “My shoes!”
[Titan looks over at the throw up on the ground, and immediately barfs right after Kurt on Bill Adams shoes.]
Bill Adams: “Ah come on!”
[Kurt slowly makes his way back to the vertical position as wipes off the barf from his face. Kurt has a slight smile on his face as he looks at Bill with puke all over him. He slaps Titan on the back as he gets up and is about to walk off.]
Kurt Newman: “Nice win Titan. I’ll see you in the ring.”
[With that, Kurt walks away…….not before letting out another fart.]
Bill Adams: “Ah come on! Don’t cropdust!”
Mr. Clash……
[[The screen opens focused on a locker room door. The camera pans up to where it says “JOHNNY CLASH” on a sign. Miss Biguns walks in to the scene and adjusts her business suit. She smiles and opens the door and let’s herself in]]
Ms. Biguns: Mr. Clash.. Are you busy? I have a few things to go over with you...
[[The door closes as the crowd stirs and scene goes to commercial.]]
Honey Winters: Introducing first weighing in at 227 pounds from Atlanta, Georgia…….FREDDIE STYLES!!!
[‘The Fire’ by Roots blasts throughout the arena as Freddie walks out onto the stage. The crowd feeds him a mixed reaction as he walks up to the ring apron and stares at the MPW logo on it. He stares at the ring and then the crowd around him and shakes his head “NO” All of a sudden Freddie walks over and jumps over the barrier into the crowd. He flips off the MPW official that is trying to get him back into the ring but he just turns around and walks out through the crowd. Back in the ring the official is talking to Honey Winters she gets back on the mic.]
Honey Winters: and his opponent…….weighing in at 190 pounds hailing from Detroit, Michigan he is RYE PAYNE!!!
[‘I don’t like’ by Kanye West blasts as Rye walks out to a huge chorus of boos. He gets down the ramp and slides into the ring. The referee rings the bell as Rye sits atop the turnbuckle in a seated position. The 10 counts begins for Styles.]
1…………..2…………3…………4……………5………………6……………7…………….8…………………..9……………..10!!! Rye Payne wins!!!
[The ref grabs Payne’s arm hoisting it high in victory. Rye grabs a mic from Honey Winters.]
Rye Payne: You see that? Freddy boy knew better than to mess with The Street Assassin! Last week I took out Cable and now I am undefeated in MPW!!! Ya’ll can’t touch this! My fury will be UNLEASHED!!!!
[‘I Don’t’ Like’ by Kanye West blasts as Rye drops the mic and plays up to the hated crowd. Suddenly a buzz comes from the left side of the ring as Step Up’s Jake Cage hopes the barrier and slides into the ring. Rye has his back turned to him and Cage sneaks up and pulls Rye’s pants down to reveal his “Yo Quiero Taco Bell?” boxers to the crowd. They all laugh as Cage points at him. Rye turns around clutching his pants incensed at Cage. Cage attempts a punch but stops it and grabs Rye’s nose. Rye yells at Cage as he leaves the way he came in through the crowd. Rye pulls his pants back up and flips out in the ring as the scene fades backstage.]
Mr. Clash……
[The locker room door opens and Ms. Biguns walks out buttoning up her blazer. Johnny Clash leans against the door with his arm up and a smirk on his face]]
Ms. Biguns: Well, it was certainly nice speaking with you Mr. Clash. I hope that you really give my offer some thought
Johnny Clash: I think we can work something out
[[Ms. Biguns smirks and walks away. From the other direction Laura Tavares walks in to the screen and the crowd lets out an “OH!”]]
Johnny Clash: Uh.. Hey babe!
Laura Tavares: What the hell was she doing here?
Johnny Clash: I told you earlier, she needed to talk some business. Looking for new clients, yada yada, you know.
Laura Tavares: I hope you turned her down
Johnny Clash: Of course, of course.
[[Johnny moves as Laura walks in to the locker room and he brushes sweat off his forehead and than sniffs his index and middle finger and smiles. He than sniffs his pinky and makes a disgusted face. He wipes his hands on his shirt and walks inside.]]
[The scene cuts to the MPW ring where Titan and Bill Adams are in the middle of the ring, waiting for Kurt Newman to come down to the ring. Titan, wearing a robe to cover up his body, looks humiliated as Bill Adams tries to calm him down.]
[Suddenly, the arena fills with cheers as Infection by the Bellrays plays throughout the arena. Kurt makes his way out with two female models on each side of him as he wears a white rob with the initials, KN on the back. Kurt has a huge smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. As the three individuals make their way to the ring, Kurt quickly jumps up to the ring and sits on the bottom of the rope. The two females slowly make their way up to the ring and pass underneath the ropes that Kurt is sitting on. Kurt flips into the ring and makes his way over to one of the ring post as streamers of different colors fill the ring. Kurt claps his hands in celebration as he jumps off the ring post and walks over to the two ladies who smile at Kurt as he leans over and kisses both of them on the cheeks.]
[The camera cuts over to Tasha Jordan who has a microphone in hand.]
Tasha Jordan: “Hello MPW fans! Tasha Jordan here and I have the honor to be the judge for this match! Now the rules are simple guys. Strut your stuff and at the end, the fans will decide who will win. First up! Titan!”
[The lights in the arena darken as strobe lights begin to dance throughout the arena as some techno music begins to play. Titan is hesitate at first as he looks over at Bill who motions him to go on. Titan slowly moves to the center of the ring and slowly beings to untie the rope on his robe. After some positive words from Adams, Titan takes the robe off to show off a leopard G-string! The girls in the arena begin to cheer as Titan awkwardly dances a little to the music. Bill slaps his hands to the music, encouraging Titan to get in the mood. Titan though just can’t get in the swing of things as the music dies down and the lights in the arena turn back on.]
Tasha Jordan: “Wow, that was some…..uh…..nice moves Titan.”
[Titan immediately picks up his robe and puts it on as he walks over to Bill who puts his hand over Titans shoulder and gives him some encouraging words. Kurt Newman gives Titan a golf clap as he makes his way to the center of the ring.]
Tasha Jordan: “Alright! Kurt Newman, it’s your turn.”
[The lights in the arena darken as strobe lights begin to dance throughout the arena as Infection by the Bellrays begins to play. Without hesitating, Kurt whips off the robe and swirls it in the air as he shows off his G-String…….or make it, the Awesome Title covering his junk. Kurt gets in the groove of the music as he shakes his pelvic around the ring. He has a huge smile on his face as he notices Tasha who’s grinning from ear to ear. He immediately makes his way over to Tasha and does a little Party Boy as he bumps away at Tasha.]
Bill Adams: “Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!”
[Bill Adams comes storming from the other side of the ring with a microphone in hand. The lights in the arena come back on and the music stops as Bill stands inches away from the half-naked Newman who has a confused look on his face.]
Bill Adams: “That is not a G-String Kurt! That’s your stupid title around your waste and nothing else. Your ass can be seen by millions right now!”
[Kurt turns his head and notices that his ass can be seen by everyone. He turns his head back to Bill and ‘Without a care of the world’ look on his face, he leans over and talks in the microphone.]
Kurt Newman: “And your point is?”
Bill Adams: “It’s not a G-String!”
Kurt Newman: “But I look awesome in this.”
Bill Adams: “The rules are the rules Kurt. So, I declare Titan the winner!”
[The arena erupts with boos as Titan raises his hand for the victory. Kurt has a slight smile on his face as he talks in the microphone again.]
Kurt Newman: “Ummmmmm, since I’m the CEO of MPW, I think I make the decisions around here Bill. So I’m going to let the fans decide. So, if you think Titan is the winner, give him some noise!”
[The arena erupts with boos as Bill Adams begins to cuss at Kurt.]
Kurt Newman: “Now who wants me to win?”
[The arena erupts with cheers as Kurt raises his hand in victory.]
Tasha Jordan: “And your winner of this match! Kurt Newman!”
[Kurt gives Tasha a quick kiss on the cheek before going to a nearby ring post and stands on it. On the other side of the ring, Bill Adams is shouting at Titan for his failure. The two quickly look over at Kurt who’s leaning over and mooning the two guys. Kurt gives a slight laugh as he turns his back to the two and continues to celebrate with the fans. Titan, who wasn’t too happy with the whole mooning situation walks over to Kurt and clubs him in the back. Kurt falls down hard as the arena boos. Not letting up, Titan kicks away at Kurt who curls up in a fetal position to try to protect himself.]
[Titan quickly picks Kurt up and sets him up for a powerbomb. Bill Adams jumps around Titan, encourages him to hit Kurt with the powerbomb. Titan quickly picks Kurt up and lifts him in the air and is about to drop Kurt, but Kurt squirms his way out and lands behind Titan. As Titan turns around, he’s met with a superkick to the face, sending Titan to the outside. The arena goes nuts as Kurt looks over at Bill whose now turned white as a ghost. He lifts up his arms and tells Kurt to calm down as he backs himself away from Kurt who’s making his way towards him. Inch by inch Bill backs himself away from Kurt until his back is to the ring post. Kurt has Bill cornered now with nowhere to run. Instead of inflicting pain though, Kurt stands in front of Bill, fixes Bills suit, and pats him on the shoulder, to show there’s no hard feelings. Bill, seeing the gratitude from Kurt has a smile on his face. The smile is quickly wiped off……well more slapped off as Kurt lifts his hand and smacks Bill out of the ring.]
[The arena goes nuts as Bill falls to the outside. Titan, back to his feet now, walks over to Bill and tries his best to comfort him as Kurt stands in the middle of the ring and lets the cheers from the crowd pour over him as the screen fades to commercial.]
Freddy Class: this mach is scheduled for one fall and is for the MPW North American Championship!
[[The crowd hears intro of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" Start up]]
Freddy Class: Making her way to the ring, the challenger representing the Goddess Factor.. Bliss!
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Freddie Class: and her opponent from Charlotte North Carolina, Your MPW North American Champion... AIDAN CAINE!
[[The match gets underway with Bliss going on the offensive early, attempting multiple strikes to the head and gut of Aidan Caine, before the referee pulls her off. Aidan backs away in the corner and tells the referee to get Bliss off of him]] Bob Herman: Here we go the Title is on the line!
Thomas Simon: Bliss is ready to go!
[[Aidan pulls Bliss into a seated headlock and pulls tight, squeezing the life from her neck. Bliss tries to release the headlock to no avail, and as the two get to their feet, Bliss is finally able to push Caine off, only for Caine to come back with a shoulder block. Bliss is sent to the mat and Aidan runs to the ropes once more and drops an elbow, then goes for a quick cover, only for a one count. Aidan persists and locks in another chin lock, but this time Bliss is waiting for it, wrapping a hand around his arm and pulling down, sweeping her back legs up so that she kicks him in the face. Bliss then gets back to her feet and locks in a headlock of her own, not holding it for more than four seconds and she sweeps around and locks in a German suplex position, and then rolls up Aidan]] 1......2.......
Thomas Simon: a quick roll up but to no avail
[[Aidan pushes Bliss off and the two lockup once more, this time Aidan’s power advantage getting the upper hand as he locks in another headlock, and pushes Bliss back up to the turnbuckle. The ref breaks the hold after a three count, and as Aidan puts his hands in the air in submission, he charges, breaking Bliss’s defenses and going to work with stiff right hands once more]] Bob Herman: Aidan just needs to let lose and show this little barbie doll that this is a mans business
Thomas Simon: I think that Bliss is handling herself quite well Bob
[[Aidan backs off once again, then as he waits for Bliss to regain her composure he runs to the ropes, waiting for her to take a couple of steps forward before he spears her back into the turnbuckle, and she cries out in pain. Aidan hits multiple shoulder tackles as the ref tries to pry him away, and then goes back for one final shoulder tackle, as he moves away once more. Bliss falls to the mat and Aidan looks proud as he stands over her with his foot on the back of his head, then as the ref warns him for a final time, Aidan backs off once more, frustrated with the referee. As Bliss gets to her knees Aidan hits a running kick to the face of Bliss]] Thomas Simon: Aidan Caine frustrated here that he can’t put Bliss away.
Bob Herman: Bliss is fully of energy and full of adrenaline right now
[[Aidan hauls Bliss to her feet and lifts her into a Samoan Drop position, looking into the crowd and spinning her around, looking to hit a spinning cutter. But Bliss spins out and swivels around, clocking Aidan in the side of the head with a hard elbow as the two separate. As Aidan comes back at Bliss she ducks a clothesline and goes springboard on the second rope, then leaps back and executes a stunner. Aidan reels back, and as Bliss bounds off the ropes and charges back at Aidan, Caine is ready, catching her, twisting her around and dropping her back first onto his knee in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Aidan once more goes for the cover, but it is yet again a kickout from Bliss as Aidan gets back to his knees in disbelief. Aidan tries for another cover, but again only reaches a two count, and as Aidan gets back to his feet and waits for Bliss to get to hers, he motions for the Tria Mera]] Thomas Simon: Aidan looking to retain! He can hit it!
Bob Herman: Eh, this match is a joke. Put some real wrestlers in here
Thomas Simon: You wouldn’t know good wrestling if it hit you in the back of your head old man.
[[Bliss ducks a massive right hand and then kicks Aidan in the gut, through the ropes. Aidan has his head facing Bliss as he is bent over, and Bliss springs over the ropes, and onto the back of Aidan in a sunset flip position. She pins Aidan]]
1.......2......
[[Caine kicks out and looks in shock as Bliss looks fired up. The crowd chants for Aidan Caine but Bliss ignores it. Caine gets to his feet and Bliss rushes him. Bliss jumps and attempts a cross body but Aidan catches her. He slams her forward and down to the mat. The crowd cheers Aidan. He stands up and waits for Bliss. She gets up and he lifts her up with a vertical suplex. He holds her up in the air and hits a brain buster. He pins Bliss]]
1......2........
[[Bliss kicks out]]
Thomas Simon: Aidan Caine coming alive! Finally! It appears his recent actions took a tole on him in this match until now! Come on Champ!
[[Aidan clenches his fist and waits for Bliss to get up again. He goes for the Tria Mera once again. He lifts Bliss up and he hits it! The crowd goes nuts]]
1.........2........th.....
[[Bliss gets her foot on the ropes last second and Aidan jumps up to celebrate with his arms up in the air. The referee turns him around and tells him Bliss had her foot on the ropes. Aidan holds his head and looks angry. He picks Bliss up and and she fights back. She delivers a Jaw breaker to Aidan and he staggers back. She than runs and hits a dropkick on him.]]
Thomas Simon: what is this.. Miss Biguns has appeared on the ramp? She’s headed down here! She has no business being out here
Bob Herman: Just scouting potential clients Tommy
[[Biguns takes a chair and sets it up at ringside and watches from the floor. Bliss puts Aidan in a head lock and he whips her off the ropes. Bliss runs back and Aidan shoulder blocks her to the mat. Biguns stands up and walks over to the North American Championship. She fixes her hair in it and looks at it while smiling. Aidan notices and points at her]]
Aidan Caine: You put that down right now you bitch
[[Biguns walks towards the apron and holds the belt taunting Aidan. The referee turns to Biguns and tells her to move away from the ring. Bliss pokes the eyes of Aidan behind the referee. Biguns puts the belt on the apron and slides it in to Bliss as the referee yells at her. Biguns hops up on the apron and argues with the referee who tells her to leave. Bliss holds the belt in her hands waiting for Aidan to turn around.]]
Thomas Simon: No not like this Bliss!
Bob Herman: Wooo! It’s getting hot in here!
[[Laura Tavares runs down the ramp and hops on to the apron. As Aidan turns around and Bliss goes to strike, Laura grabs the belt from her and pulls it out of her hand. Bliss turns around and argues with Laura. Biguns runs over to Laura and pulls her off the apron. She hits her face on the apron and goes down to the mat. The referee climbs outside the ring to check on Laura. Biguns walks to the backstage slowly with a smile on her face]]
Thomas Simon: Oh my! Laura hit her face pretty hard there! WAIT LOOK AT BLISS!
[[Bliss takes the title belt and nails Aidan Caine with it. She slides it out of the ring and calls for the referee. He slides in and counts the pin]]
1...........2...........3!
Thomas Simon: MY GOD WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Bob Herman: I can’t believe she did it! Wow!
Thomas Simon: Bliss stole that win from Aidan Caine and took the North American Championship!
[[Bliss smiles and jumps up and down. The referee hands her the North American Championship and she smiles in to it and hugs the belt. Laura leans on the apron with a bloody nose and Bliss glances at her but than goes back to celebrating her win]]
Thomas Simon: That is all the time we have today! See you on Step Up!