Post by athenacross on Sept 11, 2012 20:23:12 GMT -5
The scene shows a black Corvette parked beside a white door and a porch covered with all kinds of flowers. Tim Bowers walks up to the door and knocks. As he is waiting the camera takes in what he is wearing, a black pin strip suit with a yellow tie and what looks like coffee stains covering it making it mostly a brownish yellow color. A small brunette comes to the door in a pair of pajamas decorated in Spongebob Squarepants movie scenes. In the back ground you can hear Spongebob’s theme song. The room behind her is black with colors from pink to green spattered carelessly on the walls. You can see a kitchen at the other end of the living room but you cant see past the fridge. There are two other doors off to the right and left of the living room. The one to the right is ajar and inside the camera can see dark blue walls and a sink. The door to the left is closed. The girl smiles at Tim and extends her hand.
Girl:
Hi, im Jayde Brooklyn. You must be the crew from MPW.
Tim:
Yes i am one of the backstage announcers. My name is Tim Bowers. May we come in?
Jayde:
Yes of course but can we wait before we actually get to the interview part? A new episode of Spongebob just started.
Tim:
Umm, sure but how long is the show?
Jayde:
Just 23 minutes. But then it depends on how many commercial breaks they have today. I really do need to ask how long a break is. I would say about 30 minutes tops. If thats not good i can reschedule for next week?
Tim:
No, no. It’s fine. We can wait 30 minutes.
Jayde:
Great!! Come on in.
The camera crew walks in behind Jayde and Tim. Jayde shuts the door after everyone is in the large living room. She walks over to a black couch with a pink cover laying on the arm. She sits down and grabs the remote off a dark mahogany table, she turns the volume up to 46. She leans back and pulls her feet up on the couch and puts the cover over her legs.
Jayde:
I’m sorry but do you mind not recording Spongebob? He isn’t here to say that its ok and i really dont want to do that to him.
The scene goes black. When the scene comes back to Jayde and the crew everyone is still laughing over the episode of Spongebob they just watched. Tim is still laughing when he finally catches his breath long enough to talk.
Tim:
Ok so now Jayde, we would like to hear about your up coming match with Jamal.
Jayde:
All i know is that i am going to win. I dont know who this guy is or nothing but i know that he is not better than me. I can do anything as log as my hearts in it. Thats what Spongebob says to. I may be small and a little uhh, not so smart sometimes but i can still kick his butt! The other day i had this dream a mouse was fighting a lion and the mouse won! I think that was a sign from somewhere beyond telling me like size doesnt matter or something like that. I totally know im going to be kick ass. Haha. Literally!
Jayde starts laughing uncontrollably and falls out in the floor. She hits the floor hard with her knees and looks around confused. Then she stands up and checks to make sure she isn’t hurt and sits down beside Tim.
Jayde:
Omg, good thing i have freakin carpet or that would have hurt like really bad! Oh man i could have got carpet burn though! Oh my gosh im super lucky! So anyways..... What were we talking about?
Tim:
Your up coming match against Jamal.
Tim looks at Jayde with a little worry but a faint smile on his face. Jayde is still recovering from falling off the couch. She looks at him and cocks her head.
Jayde:
Oh, yes now i rememeber. Ok i am going to kick his butt and he is going to wake up for weeks having nightmares about me beating him senseless. I really hope he dont think that just because i am a girl he has it easy! Gosh i really hate that! Do you think he thinks that Tim?
Tim:
Do i think that he thinks girls are easy to beat?
Jayde nods her head.
Tim:
Well i dont know for certain, but i hope not because some of the best fighters i have ever met were girls and he would be in for a surprise.
Jayde smiles really big at Tim and then jumps up and grabs his shoulders.
Jayde:
Do you mean you dont think girls are weenies? Omg. You are fantabulous! Can i make you my like linterviewer? Like i mean your the only ineterviewer allowed to interview me?
Tim smiles at Jayde.
Tim:
Sure you can. You can just call me and set up an appointment with me when you know your having an up coming interview.
Jayde:
OMG! That would be so totally awesome! I am not ever going to leave MPW! You guys are the best EVER! I freakin love my job. But now i gotta fight this guy and im kinda worried i might hurt him and the camera will miss. What if i like majorly busted his face and the camera missed it and the people watching on tv miss it? That would be so terrible! Do you know what im looking forward to most in this match? I cant wait to see the blood running down Jamal’s face! I cant help it i just think people look better with their face covered in blood. Oh, I also like when people cry. It makes me feels like i am the Boogie Man. And i mean seriously i would rather be the one boogieing than to be the boogied. Haha that sounds funny!
Jayde stands up and looks down at her clothing and runs to a door on the opposite side of the living room and looks back at the crew.
Jayde:
Omg, i am so sorry! I dont know what i am doing on tv in my pjs. Oh my this is just terrible!
Jayde goes into the room while talking too low for the camera to hear. After a few minutes she returns to the living room wearing, black skinny jeans and a black shirt with pink polka dots covered in glitter, that comes down to her belt line, and a pair of black knee high boots with 4 inch heels. Her hair falls down to about her waist in dark brown waves. She smiles at the camera and slowly makes her way back to the couch. Just before she gets to the couch she stops.
Jayde:
I just want to make this perfectly clear, if Jamal has the balls to step in the ring with me. Im going to rip his balls off to make sure he dont make the same mistake twice. I honestly think he is just lucky i cant wear heels in the ring. I just got a new pair of stiletto’s that would look good down his throat. However, I am not allowed to wear heels in a match so my beautiful new black and pink flat bottom knee high boots will fit perfectly up his ass.
Jayde looks at the camera and smiles sweetly. Then sits down on the couch.
Jayde:
I also just want him to know that i hate people who dont show up for their matches. Its a sign of weakness. I mean did you see that episode where Spongebob was getting bullied but this really big fish named Lance i think. Well anyways even though Spongebob knew he was going to loose he showed up to stand up for himself. Well i think that if Spongebob can do that we can all do it. I mean everyone should follow in his footsteps! He is the greatest man or Sponge i have ever met. He is absolutely wonderful! But anyways if Jamal dont show up i am going to get him one day. He cant hide forever. Just like spongebob, He went to face it because he knew if he didnt then the bully would keep trying to fight him everywhere he went.
Someone knocks on the door and startles Jayde, she jumps up and walks over to the door. She looks through the peep hole and starts jumping up and down. She stops and collects her composure. She opens the door and on the other side is a man about 5'11 slightly tanned with black hair that falls just before his eyes, he has bright blue eyes that are the same color as lighting. Jayde jumps up and wrappes her arms around his neck. He puts his hand on her waist and smiles then spots the camera and looks at Jayde questioningly.
Jayde:
Umm, oh yea, Jace this is the Tim Bowers from MPW. I really like him! He likes girls! and this is his camera crew. Guys this is Jace. He is my bestest friend in the whole world!
Jace:
Umm hi its nice to meet you all. And its nice to know that there is another guy in here that likes girls. Jayde, is this a bad time? I can come back latter.
Jayde:
No! Oh my gosh no. Your fine hun they are just wanting to hear what i think about that looser i am supposed to fight.
Jace raises an eyebrow and gives a crooked grin.
Jace:
Oh really? So someone really thinks they can take you? Have they ever seen you in action?
Jayde blushes and turns her head a little away from Jace and the camera.
Jayde:
Well if he shows up we will know wont we. Are you coming?
Jace:
What are you kidding me of course im going! I cant wait to see the look on this guys face after he finds out all 120 pounds of you is nothing but kicking his ass. You know i would never miss something epic!
Jayde:
Oh my gosh, ha, i am going to make him beg me to just KO him! I cant freakin wait to try out my boots on his face!
Jace starts laughing. Jayde smiles and punches him in his arm. He gabs his arm and rubs it.
Jace:
OW! What the hell was that for?
Jayde looks sadly at Jace.
Jayde:
You were laughing at me. You dont think i am a good fighter! Well i am telling you right now i am going to punch him in his face so bad you will feel it!
Jace:
Whoa, sweetness i was laughing because of how excited you get when you think about hurting someone. I know you are going to annihilate this guy. I have seen you fight and i know you are quick and i know when you get on top your unstoppable. I came here in fact to give you this.
Jace pulls out a small blue box with a pink ribbon on top. Jayde takes the box completely forgetting that she was made just moments ago. She opens it and pulls out a gold necklace that says K-townKO. She jumps up and down squealing. She hand the necklace to Jace and turns around.
Jayde:
I FREAKIN LOVE IT!! OMG! Jace it is so pretty! I am going to make sure i hit his guy so hard he grows new teeth!
Jace:
Haha, I am glad you like it. I thought i should get you a congratulations present. I knew i had to get you something that screamed Jayde Brooklyn. Oh, I also got something for Jager. Where is he?
Jayde:
Oh, I told him to stay in my room because i had company. Hold on and ill go get him.
Jayde walks into the door she went into to change and when she came back out a huge solid black pit bull was following her wearing a plain black collar. Jace walked up to the dog and pulled out a black collar with silver studs and a name tag in he shape of a beer bottle hanging off it. He puts it around the dogs neck and adjusts it so it fits. The dog licks him in the face and rubs his head against his chest.
Jayde:
Aww, oh gosh Jace your such a sweetheart! You didnt have to do get us nothing.
Jace:
Well i wanted to. And i did. You wouldnt make me take them back now would you, not all the way back to Texas?
Jayde:
Oh my goodness no! I love them!
Jayde smiles and turns back to the camera.
Jayde:
I think that my friend here just inspired me to kick his my opponents ass even harder than i originally had in mind. I am so excited! I am going to show you what Italian leather tastes like. Only i hope my boots dont get ruined with your blood.
Jayde does a pouty face and looks at Jace.
Jace:
Its ok Jayde. We will go shopping after i get to watch this guy trying to crawl his way out of the ring. I will buy you a pair of boots straight from Italy every time i see a drop of blood fall from his face.
Jayde smiles and walks toward the door and holds it open motioning the camera crew and Tim Bowers out.
Jayde:
Well it looks like i am have alot on my hand building a new closet and all, so ill see you all at my match. Tah tah.
Jayde blows a kiss towards the camera with a wink. The door closes and the scene ends.
Girl:
Hi, im Jayde Brooklyn. You must be the crew from MPW.
Tim:
Yes i am one of the backstage announcers. My name is Tim Bowers. May we come in?
Jayde:
Yes of course but can we wait before we actually get to the interview part? A new episode of Spongebob just started.
Tim:
Umm, sure but how long is the show?
Jayde:
Just 23 minutes. But then it depends on how many commercial breaks they have today. I really do need to ask how long a break is. I would say about 30 minutes tops. If thats not good i can reschedule for next week?
Tim:
No, no. It’s fine. We can wait 30 minutes.
Jayde:
Great!! Come on in.
The camera crew walks in behind Jayde and Tim. Jayde shuts the door after everyone is in the large living room. She walks over to a black couch with a pink cover laying on the arm. She sits down and grabs the remote off a dark mahogany table, she turns the volume up to 46. She leans back and pulls her feet up on the couch and puts the cover over her legs.
Jayde:
I’m sorry but do you mind not recording Spongebob? He isn’t here to say that its ok and i really dont want to do that to him.
The scene goes black. When the scene comes back to Jayde and the crew everyone is still laughing over the episode of Spongebob they just watched. Tim is still laughing when he finally catches his breath long enough to talk.
Tim:
Ok so now Jayde, we would like to hear about your up coming match with Jamal.
Jayde:
All i know is that i am going to win. I dont know who this guy is or nothing but i know that he is not better than me. I can do anything as log as my hearts in it. Thats what Spongebob says to. I may be small and a little uhh, not so smart sometimes but i can still kick his butt! The other day i had this dream a mouse was fighting a lion and the mouse won! I think that was a sign from somewhere beyond telling me like size doesnt matter or something like that. I totally know im going to be kick ass. Haha. Literally!
Jayde starts laughing uncontrollably and falls out in the floor. She hits the floor hard with her knees and looks around confused. Then she stands up and checks to make sure she isn’t hurt and sits down beside Tim.
Jayde:
Omg, good thing i have freakin carpet or that would have hurt like really bad! Oh man i could have got carpet burn though! Oh my gosh im super lucky! So anyways..... What were we talking about?
Tim:
Your up coming match against Jamal.
Tim looks at Jayde with a little worry but a faint smile on his face. Jayde is still recovering from falling off the couch. She looks at him and cocks her head.
Jayde:
Oh, yes now i rememeber. Ok i am going to kick his butt and he is going to wake up for weeks having nightmares about me beating him senseless. I really hope he dont think that just because i am a girl he has it easy! Gosh i really hate that! Do you think he thinks that Tim?
Tim:
Do i think that he thinks girls are easy to beat?
Jayde nods her head.
Tim:
Well i dont know for certain, but i hope not because some of the best fighters i have ever met were girls and he would be in for a surprise.
Jayde smiles really big at Tim and then jumps up and grabs his shoulders.
Jayde:
Do you mean you dont think girls are weenies? Omg. You are fantabulous! Can i make you my like linterviewer? Like i mean your the only ineterviewer allowed to interview me?
Tim smiles at Jayde.
Tim:
Sure you can. You can just call me and set up an appointment with me when you know your having an up coming interview.
Jayde:
OMG! That would be so totally awesome! I am not ever going to leave MPW! You guys are the best EVER! I freakin love my job. But now i gotta fight this guy and im kinda worried i might hurt him and the camera will miss. What if i like majorly busted his face and the camera missed it and the people watching on tv miss it? That would be so terrible! Do you know what im looking forward to most in this match? I cant wait to see the blood running down Jamal’s face! I cant help it i just think people look better with their face covered in blood. Oh, I also like when people cry. It makes me feels like i am the Boogie Man. And i mean seriously i would rather be the one boogieing than to be the boogied. Haha that sounds funny!
Jayde stands up and looks down at her clothing and runs to a door on the opposite side of the living room and looks back at the crew.
Jayde:
Omg, i am so sorry! I dont know what i am doing on tv in my pjs. Oh my this is just terrible!
Jayde goes into the room while talking too low for the camera to hear. After a few minutes she returns to the living room wearing, black skinny jeans and a black shirt with pink polka dots covered in glitter, that comes down to her belt line, and a pair of black knee high boots with 4 inch heels. Her hair falls down to about her waist in dark brown waves. She smiles at the camera and slowly makes her way back to the couch. Just before she gets to the couch she stops.
Jayde:
I just want to make this perfectly clear, if Jamal has the balls to step in the ring with me. Im going to rip his balls off to make sure he dont make the same mistake twice. I honestly think he is just lucky i cant wear heels in the ring. I just got a new pair of stiletto’s that would look good down his throat. However, I am not allowed to wear heels in a match so my beautiful new black and pink flat bottom knee high boots will fit perfectly up his ass.
Jayde looks at the camera and smiles sweetly. Then sits down on the couch.
Jayde:
I also just want him to know that i hate people who dont show up for their matches. Its a sign of weakness. I mean did you see that episode where Spongebob was getting bullied but this really big fish named Lance i think. Well anyways even though Spongebob knew he was going to loose he showed up to stand up for himself. Well i think that if Spongebob can do that we can all do it. I mean everyone should follow in his footsteps! He is the greatest man or Sponge i have ever met. He is absolutely wonderful! But anyways if Jamal dont show up i am going to get him one day. He cant hide forever. Just like spongebob, He went to face it because he knew if he didnt then the bully would keep trying to fight him everywhere he went.
Someone knocks on the door and startles Jayde, she jumps up and walks over to the door. She looks through the peep hole and starts jumping up and down. She stops and collects her composure. She opens the door and on the other side is a man about 5'11 slightly tanned with black hair that falls just before his eyes, he has bright blue eyes that are the same color as lighting. Jayde jumps up and wrappes her arms around his neck. He puts his hand on her waist and smiles then spots the camera and looks at Jayde questioningly.
Jayde:
Umm, oh yea, Jace this is the Tim Bowers from MPW. I really like him! He likes girls! and this is his camera crew. Guys this is Jace. He is my bestest friend in the whole world!
Jace:
Umm hi its nice to meet you all. And its nice to know that there is another guy in here that likes girls. Jayde, is this a bad time? I can come back latter.
Jayde:
No! Oh my gosh no. Your fine hun they are just wanting to hear what i think about that looser i am supposed to fight.
Jace raises an eyebrow and gives a crooked grin.
Jace:
Oh really? So someone really thinks they can take you? Have they ever seen you in action?
Jayde blushes and turns her head a little away from Jace and the camera.
Jayde:
Well if he shows up we will know wont we. Are you coming?
Jace:
What are you kidding me of course im going! I cant wait to see the look on this guys face after he finds out all 120 pounds of you is nothing but kicking his ass. You know i would never miss something epic!
Jayde:
Oh my gosh, ha, i am going to make him beg me to just KO him! I cant freakin wait to try out my boots on his face!
Jace starts laughing. Jayde smiles and punches him in his arm. He gabs his arm and rubs it.
Jace:
OW! What the hell was that for?
Jayde looks sadly at Jace.
Jayde:
You were laughing at me. You dont think i am a good fighter! Well i am telling you right now i am going to punch him in his face so bad you will feel it!
Jace:
Whoa, sweetness i was laughing because of how excited you get when you think about hurting someone. I know you are going to annihilate this guy. I have seen you fight and i know you are quick and i know when you get on top your unstoppable. I came here in fact to give you this.
Jace pulls out a small blue box with a pink ribbon on top. Jayde takes the box completely forgetting that she was made just moments ago. She opens it and pulls out a gold necklace that says K-townKO. She jumps up and down squealing. She hand the necklace to Jace and turns around.
Jayde:
I FREAKIN LOVE IT!! OMG! Jace it is so pretty! I am going to make sure i hit his guy so hard he grows new teeth!
Jace:
Haha, I am glad you like it. I thought i should get you a congratulations present. I knew i had to get you something that screamed Jayde Brooklyn. Oh, I also got something for Jager. Where is he?
Jayde:
Oh, I told him to stay in my room because i had company. Hold on and ill go get him.
Jayde walks into the door she went into to change and when she came back out a huge solid black pit bull was following her wearing a plain black collar. Jace walked up to the dog and pulled out a black collar with silver studs and a name tag in he shape of a beer bottle hanging off it. He puts it around the dogs neck and adjusts it so it fits. The dog licks him in the face and rubs his head against his chest.
Jayde:
Aww, oh gosh Jace your such a sweetheart! You didnt have to do get us nothing.
Jace:
Well i wanted to. And i did. You wouldnt make me take them back now would you, not all the way back to Texas?
Jayde:
Oh my goodness no! I love them!
Jayde smiles and turns back to the camera.
Jayde:
I think that my friend here just inspired me to kick his my opponents ass even harder than i originally had in mind. I am so excited! I am going to show you what Italian leather tastes like. Only i hope my boots dont get ruined with your blood.
Jayde does a pouty face and looks at Jace.
Jace:
Its ok Jayde. We will go shopping after i get to watch this guy trying to crawl his way out of the ring. I will buy you a pair of boots straight from Italy every time i see a drop of blood fall from his face.
Jayde smiles and walks toward the door and holds it open motioning the camera crew and Tim Bowers out.
Jayde:
Well it looks like i am have alot on my hand building a new closet and all, so ill see you all at my match. Tah tah.
Jayde blows a kiss towards the camera with a wink. The door closes and the scene ends.