Post by Kurt Newman on Jul 7, 2012 22:07:15 GMT -5
~The scene cuts over to the new comer Kurt Newman…..well it begins with his pearly white smile and nothing else. Throughout this whole promo, to introduce Kurt Newman to the masses, the cameras view zooms back to show off his face. Later on in the promo, it zooms back more to show him lying down on his side, with his shirt off, to show off his perfect Six Pack and his glorious tan upper body. Later on, the camera zooms back to find Kurt lying on top of a bear skinned skin rug with a fire place roaring in the back ground. The scene by then would place Kurt in a nice and expensive looking den. With the last little zoom out of this promo, Kurt is cut off from the waste, low enough where you can tell he’s not wearing anything from his waist down. So yeah, he’s pretty much naked while doing this whole promo. You’re welcome by the way ladies. So we can pause with that image in your head if you want to do a little “Something, Something” if you know what I mean. Take your time, I can wait……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….You finished?......... No? Alright, no rush………………………You watch Tiger Woods last weeken…….Oops, sorry. I’ll keep quite…………………………………..Done? Alright. Now let’s start this.
Kurt Newman: “Well hello MPW Universe. For those of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Kurt Newman. Yes ‘The’ Kurt Newman: The International and American Wrestling Super Star, One of the top earners in the modeling world, and CEO of Newman Industries. I’ve been out of the wrestling game for a while now but I’m back and I’m ready to show off my wrestling skills to the masses once again. So, to the individuals here that clam their “Top Talent,” I’m looking forward to facing you soon. And to all the woman in the roster, my door is always open to you for whatever needs you need. Further more…….”
~I pause as I smell the air around me. Something doesn’t smell right as I look around the room to find the source.
Kurt Newman: “What’s that smell in the air? Plus, did it just get hotter in here to you or is it just me.”
~Unbeknownst to me, an ember from the fireplace flickered in the air and landed on the bearskin rug that I was laying on. Well, a fire begun around the end of the promo and it was getting stronger by the second. So when I turned around, I freaked out like a little girl and quickly got to my feet, with my back to the camera to show off my bare butt.
Kurt Newman: “FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!”
~I quickly look around for the room for a glass of water to douse the fire with. Lucky enough for me, I find a bottle of water on top of a fireplace. So I quickly walk around the fire, grab the bottle of the clear liquid and pour it onto the fire……..yeah, that didn’t work as it makes the fire worse as the fire explodes. I stop pouring and take a few steps back as I watch the fire move from the bearskin rug to the rest of the room. I turn the bottle around to look at the label, and I find out that it’s not a bottle of water, but a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka. I quickly look over at the camera crew, show them the bottle of Vodka, and point at the door.
Kurt Newman: “RUN! RUN LIKE HELL!”
~The scene ends as the camera man drops the camera to the ground and he and the rest of the crew run out of the room. I follow, still buck ass naked, as the camera catches us run away like little kids.
Kurt Newman: “Well hello MPW Universe. For those of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Kurt Newman. Yes ‘The’ Kurt Newman: The International and American Wrestling Super Star, One of the top earners in the modeling world, and CEO of Newman Industries. I’ve been out of the wrestling game for a while now but I’m back and I’m ready to show off my wrestling skills to the masses once again. So, to the individuals here that clam their “Top Talent,” I’m looking forward to facing you soon. And to all the woman in the roster, my door is always open to you for whatever needs you need. Further more…….”
~I pause as I smell the air around me. Something doesn’t smell right as I look around the room to find the source.
Kurt Newman: “What’s that smell in the air? Plus, did it just get hotter in here to you or is it just me.”
~Unbeknownst to me, an ember from the fireplace flickered in the air and landed on the bearskin rug that I was laying on. Well, a fire begun around the end of the promo and it was getting stronger by the second. So when I turned around, I freaked out like a little girl and quickly got to my feet, with my back to the camera to show off my bare butt.
Kurt Newman: “FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!”
~I quickly look around for the room for a glass of water to douse the fire with. Lucky enough for me, I find a bottle of water on top of a fireplace. So I quickly walk around the fire, grab the bottle of the clear liquid and pour it onto the fire……..yeah, that didn’t work as it makes the fire worse as the fire explodes. I stop pouring and take a few steps back as I watch the fire move from the bearskin rug to the rest of the room. I turn the bottle around to look at the label, and I find out that it’s not a bottle of water, but a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka. I quickly look over at the camera crew, show them the bottle of Vodka, and point at the door.
Kurt Newman: “RUN! RUN LIKE HELL!”
~The scene ends as the camera man drops the camera to the ground and he and the rest of the crew run out of the room. I follow, still buck ass naked, as the camera catches us run away like little kids.
