Post by To Be Announced on Sept 20, 2012 13:10:36 GMT -5
Sweeney: Dude? Dude you in? What the hell man?
Dammit. Not now. Sweeney, this isn't exactly a good time...
Sweeney: Hey, where the hell have you been? You haven't been home for days? I was worried!
What are you, my mother? Why are you worried about me? I just haven't been myself lately, and you're not exactly the right person to cheer me up right now...
Chicken: I've been busy...
Sweeney: Busy? You haven't been home for days! Where have you been?
I can't tell him. To tell the truth, I've been here all this time. I've been hiding from you. I was just too sloppy tonight...
Chicken: You know...around.
Sweeney: Dude, if this is all about Ms. Biguns...
Chicken: Dammit Sweeney, don't you ever leave me alone!?
Oops...did I say that out loud?
Sweeney: Damn dude. You've got to snap out of it. You're letting this woman consume you? You're letting her ruin your entire career. You even no showed this week!
That wasn't my choice...
Sweeney: Dude, she even cost you that match against Brandon Nytrus...
Chicken: So? That doesn't change anything! You didn't see that glimmer in her eye that night. She's into me. I know she is...
Sweeney: Whatever mate. Just don't disappear on me like that.
Chicken: Listen Sweeney. I'm fine. I'm in love. You'll see. She will be mine one day. You'll see...
Sweeney: Fine. Anyway, the next show has been announced. You fancy winning the X-Core championship?
The what? To be honest I haven't been paying attention all week. All I know is that the name of the show has changed. But definitely, winning a title could easily attract her attention...so I'll just nod my head.
Sweeney: You heard of a guy called Rye Payne?
Chicken: Yeah, wasn't he the guy that got his pants pulled down by Jake Cage? I laughed like hell...
Sweeney: Yeah, but I don't think he's gonna be in a laughing mood. This guy means business dude, you've better watch yourself.
Oh yeah, like I'm gonna be afraid of that thug. I didn't back down from that petty criminal Brandon, do you honestly think that I'm gonna back down from him? He's gonna have his hands full with Jake Cage, perhaps the funniest guy I've ever met, so this will pretty much be a cake walk. His little undefeated streak is gonna run out, whether it be by me or Jake, the so-called Street Assassin is gonna get assassinated in the ring. And hey, once I'm done with him, maybe I'll give the X-Core title a good run? And then my sweet, my beauty, she will have to notice me, and I will welcome her with open arms! Rye, get ready to feel the pain!
Chicken: Oh, by the way. What did you do with that tape I gave you?
Sweeney: Oh yeah, that thing. Yeah, I kinda sold it...
Chicken: What!? You sold it!
Sweeney: Don't worry about it. She probably won't notice it...
Chicken: Oh god, what if she finds it? All the fingers are gonna point back at me! And who's gonna believe that I got it anonymously through the mail? Dammit Sweeney...
Sweeney: Relax, I'm sure she won't notice. I don't think she even realizes that it's gone.
For your sake Sweeney, she better not. If she finds it, I might as well kiss my hopes goodbye. And he's gone. Oh boy Sweeney, sometimes you really piss me off. I kinda feel sorry for Rye Payne now. Sorry mate, but I'm gonna have to unleash some of this anger out on you now. At TNT, Chicken will be unleashed!
Dammit. Not now. Sweeney, this isn't exactly a good time...
Sweeney: Hey, where the hell have you been? You haven't been home for days? I was worried!
What are you, my mother? Why are you worried about me? I just haven't been myself lately, and you're not exactly the right person to cheer me up right now...
Chicken: I've been busy...
Sweeney: Busy? You haven't been home for days! Where have you been?
I can't tell him. To tell the truth, I've been here all this time. I've been hiding from you. I was just too sloppy tonight...
Chicken: You know...around.
Sweeney: Dude, if this is all about Ms. Biguns...
Chicken: Dammit Sweeney, don't you ever leave me alone!?
Oops...did I say that out loud?
Sweeney: Damn dude. You've got to snap out of it. You're letting this woman consume you? You're letting her ruin your entire career. You even no showed this week!
That wasn't my choice...
Sweeney: Dude, she even cost you that match against Brandon Nytrus...
Chicken: So? That doesn't change anything! You didn't see that glimmer in her eye that night. She's into me. I know she is...
Sweeney: Whatever mate. Just don't disappear on me like that.
Chicken: Listen Sweeney. I'm fine. I'm in love. You'll see. She will be mine one day. You'll see...
Sweeney: Fine. Anyway, the next show has been announced. You fancy winning the X-Core championship?
The what? To be honest I haven't been paying attention all week. All I know is that the name of the show has changed. But definitely, winning a title could easily attract her attention...so I'll just nod my head.
Sweeney: You heard of a guy called Rye Payne?
Chicken: Yeah, wasn't he the guy that got his pants pulled down by Jake Cage? I laughed like hell...
Sweeney: Yeah, but I don't think he's gonna be in a laughing mood. This guy means business dude, you've better watch yourself.
Oh yeah, like I'm gonna be afraid of that thug. I didn't back down from that petty criminal Brandon, do you honestly think that I'm gonna back down from him? He's gonna have his hands full with Jake Cage, perhaps the funniest guy I've ever met, so this will pretty much be a cake walk. His little undefeated streak is gonna run out, whether it be by me or Jake, the so-called Street Assassin is gonna get assassinated in the ring. And hey, once I'm done with him, maybe I'll give the X-Core title a good run? And then my sweet, my beauty, she will have to notice me, and I will welcome her with open arms! Rye, get ready to feel the pain!
Chicken: Oh, by the way. What did you do with that tape I gave you?
Sweeney: Oh yeah, that thing. Yeah, I kinda sold it...
Chicken: What!? You sold it!
Sweeney: Don't worry about it. She probably won't notice it...
Chicken: Oh god, what if she finds it? All the fingers are gonna point back at me! And who's gonna believe that I got it anonymously through the mail? Dammit Sweeney...
Sweeney: Relax, I'm sure she won't notice. I don't think she even realizes that it's gone.
For your sake Sweeney, she better not. If she finds it, I might as well kiss my hopes goodbye. And he's gone. Oh boy Sweeney, sometimes you really piss me off. I kinda feel sorry for Rye Payne now. Sorry mate, but I'm gonna have to unleash some of this anger out on you now. At TNT, Chicken will be unleashed!