Post by athenacross on Sept 20, 2012 21:29:43 GMT -5
The scene opens to Jayde Brooklyn standing in a giant box about the 10ft high and 6ft wide. On the inside of the box is a black floor lamp and a lazy boy chair. She is wearing a pair of cut off blue jean shorts that cover just the important parts. Her shirt is a black tank top thats been cut at the seams on both sides and retied in small knots. She has on a pair a flip flops and her hair is pulled up in a pony tail with her bangs falling out on the right side.
Jayde:
Hi guys! Have you seen this box? Its what i got my shoe dresser in. Its the biggest box i have ever seen! Why don’t you all come see inside and see it!
Jayde grabs the cameraman’s hand and pulls him to the box. Inside there is a black lazy boy chair a black floor lamp a pink furry rug and some pictures of Spongebob tapped to the walls.
Jayde jumps up and down excitedly.
Jayde:
I just love it, can you believe my maid was going to throw it away? I was like oh no you dont! so now i have this wonderful box! I remember an episode of Spongebob when he got a big box and him and Patrick played in it for days! I wish Spongebob was here to see my box. He would love it!
Jayde looks sadly to the ground. A shadow passes on the floor of the box and everyone turns around to see who is behind them. Jace is standing at the opening of the box with a grin on his face.
Jace:
So this is the wonderful box i have been hearing about then? I do have to admit its pretty sweet.
Jayde runs to him and hugs him tightly.
Jayde:
I know! I just love it! Thats why i am getting my staff to take it in the house for me and decorate it properly. I cant believe this.
Jace:
So umm, whats with the camera today my little superstar?
Jace smiles at Jayde as he asks her this. She turns her head away and blushes.
Jayde:
Im not a superstar Jace. But I guess they are here to let me talk about my up coming match against some this crazy person.
Jace:
Haha why do you say she is crazy?
Jayde:
Do you know what she said her very first time on TV? She said she dont believe in God or love. (Jayde gasps and pauses.) I bet she dont even believe in Spongebob! O-m-g! Thats just terrible Jace. And plus she has spiky hair. But you know Spongebob just excepts people the way they are. Well i guess Spongebob is going to be a little disappointed because i dont like anything about her! She is like one of them crazy people with different color hair and wears black lipstick. I bet the only reason she smokes is because she was told not to. I gotta be honest here Jace i think she might be connected with “the beyond” if you know what I mean.
Jayde gives her friend a weary face. Jace walks over to Jayde chuckling and puts his arm around her shoulder.
Jace:
Why dont we head in? If i didnt know any better i would say my Jayde is scared of this girl.
Everyone starts walking to the front door of Jaydes house. They walk into her living room and continue through her house until they reach a blue door with bubbles on it. When they stop at the door Jayde turns around and looks at Jace as if she just now heard what he said.
Jayde:
I am not afraid of anyone... except me. She just freaks me out! I mean dude she might be crazy.
Jayde opens the door and walks in with everyone else behind her. The room is a large room with bubbles covering the walls and plastic bubbles hanging down from the ceiling. In the center of the room is a pineapple shaped house known as the house of Spongebob to fans. Jayde walks over to the pineapple and opens the door and walks inside. Jace cocks his head at Jayde then walks in also. When the cameraman walks in the first thing the camera focuses on is a life size stuffed Spongebob chair in the center of the room. The room is designed just like Spongebobs in his show. Jayde sits down in the Spongebob chair as everyone else settles into the Spongebob replica furniture. Then Jace continues talking as if they never stopped.
Jace:
Haha, why are you afraid of you?
Jayde:
Because sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night fighting myself! The worst part is that i cant run away from me or beat myself up again for beating me up in the first place. Its a lose lose situation. But this girl no fear is not the word its more like... disgusted. Yea thats a great word to describe my feelings toward this girlie. I think i heard a rumor that she has blue hair! I think the only reason she got this job is because she freaked Madd Katt out too!
Jace:
Umm ok.
Jayde:
Well anyways. I better get to the best part of the story.
Jayde looks at the camera and smirks.
Jayde:
So little miss crazy bitch walks into MPW taking all her crazy shit with a crazy look on her face. So wanna know the funny thing about it? When she walks out of the match with me she is going to a crazy house! I think i am going to rip this chicks over gelled hair out of her fucking head then im going to give her face a complete make over. She will believe in God after i put her on her knees praying he has mercy on her before i annihilate that pitiful bitch. The only thing the fans are going to hear from her mouth are “dear God help me!” If she dont believe in anything right now then she can believe this, I am going to beat the fuck out of you. Then after i get done fucking up your fucked up face, I am going to watch you crawl to the edge of the ring and start to have a little hope and i am going to pull you back to the center and beat you until my knuckles are bleeding.
Jayde looks back at Jace and sees how wide his eyes are.
Jace:
Where the hell did you learn to talk like that?
Jayde:
I have just been thinking about her not believing in Spongebob and is made me really mad! I mean poor Spongebob works his ass off and you have stupid bitches like her that dont believe in anything good!
Jace:
Aww, love she never said she didnt believe in Spongebob.
Jayde:
No, she said she didnt believe in love! What do you think Spongebob was born for? Too spread love. Everything he does he makes it clear love is in it. Not to believe in love is not to believe in Spongebob, not to believe in Spongebob is the biggest mistake you could ever make while facing me. I am going to break every bone, ligament, and tooth in her sad little body! I am not walking out until my hands are covered in that cunts blood. I have to leave for a minute.
Jayde gets up and walks to the door they came in and closes it behind her. The camera takes this time to look around the pineapple house a little better. It is decorated exactly like Spongebob’s house on his show. The wallpaper is the same and the cameraman seems to notice for the first time the floor is made of sand. In the far conner of the room there is a set of stairs that wind up to the next floor. Before the cameraman has the time to explore any further Jayde returns smiling. She reaches her chair and goes to sit but misses, and lands on her butt. Jace gets up to help her.
Jace:
Are you ok? You didnt break a butt bone or anything did you?
Jayde:
Haha! Jace your so silly, your butt dont have any bones! Hehe! But oh gosh that really did hurt! I think i might have sprang something.
Jace:
Like you ankle?
Jayde:
What? No. My butt. Can you sprang your ankle? I didnt even know you have springs in your ankle. Well you learn something new everyday. Hehe.
Jace looks at the floor while he tries not to laugh.
Jayde:
Oh, man i just cannot get over this girl not believing in nothing!! Ugghh! You just wait until the match Thursday. Short and Sweet i am going to start building you a coffin sweetie. How tall are you 5‘4 right? Ill build you one that will send you straight to hell darling. We may have a shitty government but they are real. You may not know it but they protect your ass from a lot of things. To bad for you i am one of the things the government cant protect you from. I am personally going to make you a believer in everything you said you didnt believe in but most of all i am going to make you believe in fear. I am going to love watching you the pain in your eyes as I stand above you as your defeater. I will be the center of all your nightmares. There will not be a day in your pathetic life that you do not fear me after this match. I am going to obliviate your soul. I am going to fuck you up so bad i will shatter the very core of your being.
Jace:
Hmm i think i like when people really piss you off. Its really hot.
Jayde smiles and turn her head away.
Jayde:Well umm, thanks i think. Hehe. Oh my gosh Jace do you think they brought in my box yet? We could go get wasted in the box! Ohh i hope they do that would just be like awesome. Oh man I forgot I cant go outside.
Jace:
Why not? Oh come on i think you will be fine.
Jayde:
Because its raining and my dad told me i was sweet and sweet stuff melts! Gosh are you trying to get me killed!?
Jace:
Have you ever been in the rain?
Jayde:
Uhh no im still here aren’t I? And people say I take a minute to catch on.
Jace looks at Jayde and smiles.
Jace:
Ok ok well lets go get wasted in a giant box.
Jayde:
WHOO! This is going to the awesome! Tah tah.
Jayde blows a kiss toward the camera and disappears out the door with Jace.
Jayde:
Hi guys! Have you seen this box? Its what i got my shoe dresser in. Its the biggest box i have ever seen! Why don’t you all come see inside and see it!
Jayde grabs the cameraman’s hand and pulls him to the box. Inside there is a black lazy boy chair a black floor lamp a pink furry rug and some pictures of Spongebob tapped to the walls.
Jayde jumps up and down excitedly.
Jayde:
I just love it, can you believe my maid was going to throw it away? I was like oh no you dont! so now i have this wonderful box! I remember an episode of Spongebob when he got a big box and him and Patrick played in it for days! I wish Spongebob was here to see my box. He would love it!
Jayde looks sadly to the ground. A shadow passes on the floor of the box and everyone turns around to see who is behind them. Jace is standing at the opening of the box with a grin on his face.
Jace:
So this is the wonderful box i have been hearing about then? I do have to admit its pretty sweet.
Jayde runs to him and hugs him tightly.
Jayde:
I know! I just love it! Thats why i am getting my staff to take it in the house for me and decorate it properly. I cant believe this.
Jace:
So umm, whats with the camera today my little superstar?
Jace smiles at Jayde as he asks her this. She turns her head away and blushes.
Jayde:
Im not a superstar Jace. But I guess they are here to let me talk about my up coming match against some this crazy person.
Jace:
Haha why do you say she is crazy?
Jayde:
Do you know what she said her very first time on TV? She said she dont believe in God or love. (Jayde gasps and pauses.) I bet she dont even believe in Spongebob! O-m-g! Thats just terrible Jace. And plus she has spiky hair. But you know Spongebob just excepts people the way they are. Well i guess Spongebob is going to be a little disappointed because i dont like anything about her! She is like one of them crazy people with different color hair and wears black lipstick. I bet the only reason she smokes is because she was told not to. I gotta be honest here Jace i think she might be connected with “the beyond” if you know what I mean.
Jayde gives her friend a weary face. Jace walks over to Jayde chuckling and puts his arm around her shoulder.
Jace:
Why dont we head in? If i didnt know any better i would say my Jayde is scared of this girl.
Everyone starts walking to the front door of Jaydes house. They walk into her living room and continue through her house until they reach a blue door with bubbles on it. When they stop at the door Jayde turns around and looks at Jace as if she just now heard what he said.
Jayde:
I am not afraid of anyone... except me. She just freaks me out! I mean dude she might be crazy.
Jayde opens the door and walks in with everyone else behind her. The room is a large room with bubbles covering the walls and plastic bubbles hanging down from the ceiling. In the center of the room is a pineapple shaped house known as the house of Spongebob to fans. Jayde walks over to the pineapple and opens the door and walks inside. Jace cocks his head at Jayde then walks in also. When the cameraman walks in the first thing the camera focuses on is a life size stuffed Spongebob chair in the center of the room. The room is designed just like Spongebobs in his show. Jayde sits down in the Spongebob chair as everyone else settles into the Spongebob replica furniture. Then Jace continues talking as if they never stopped.
Jace:
Haha, why are you afraid of you?
Jayde:
Because sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night fighting myself! The worst part is that i cant run away from me or beat myself up again for beating me up in the first place. Its a lose lose situation. But this girl no fear is not the word its more like... disgusted. Yea thats a great word to describe my feelings toward this girlie. I think i heard a rumor that she has blue hair! I think the only reason she got this job is because she freaked Madd Katt out too!
Jace:
Umm ok.
Jayde:
Well anyways. I better get to the best part of the story.
Jayde looks at the camera and smirks.
Jayde:
So little miss crazy bitch walks into MPW taking all her crazy shit with a crazy look on her face. So wanna know the funny thing about it? When she walks out of the match with me she is going to a crazy house! I think i am going to rip this chicks over gelled hair out of her fucking head then im going to give her face a complete make over. She will believe in God after i put her on her knees praying he has mercy on her before i annihilate that pitiful bitch. The only thing the fans are going to hear from her mouth are “dear God help me!” If she dont believe in anything right now then she can believe this, I am going to beat the fuck out of you. Then after i get done fucking up your fucked up face, I am going to watch you crawl to the edge of the ring and start to have a little hope and i am going to pull you back to the center and beat you until my knuckles are bleeding.
Jayde looks back at Jace and sees how wide his eyes are.
Jace:
Where the hell did you learn to talk like that?
Jayde:
I have just been thinking about her not believing in Spongebob and is made me really mad! I mean poor Spongebob works his ass off and you have stupid bitches like her that dont believe in anything good!
Jace:
Aww, love she never said she didnt believe in Spongebob.
Jayde:
No, she said she didnt believe in love! What do you think Spongebob was born for? Too spread love. Everything he does he makes it clear love is in it. Not to believe in love is not to believe in Spongebob, not to believe in Spongebob is the biggest mistake you could ever make while facing me. I am going to break every bone, ligament, and tooth in her sad little body! I am not walking out until my hands are covered in that cunts blood. I have to leave for a minute.
Jayde gets up and walks to the door they came in and closes it behind her. The camera takes this time to look around the pineapple house a little better. It is decorated exactly like Spongebob’s house on his show. The wallpaper is the same and the cameraman seems to notice for the first time the floor is made of sand. In the far conner of the room there is a set of stairs that wind up to the next floor. Before the cameraman has the time to explore any further Jayde returns smiling. She reaches her chair and goes to sit but misses, and lands on her butt. Jace gets up to help her.
Jace:
Are you ok? You didnt break a butt bone or anything did you?
Jayde:
Haha! Jace your so silly, your butt dont have any bones! Hehe! But oh gosh that really did hurt! I think i might have sprang something.
Jace:
Like you ankle?
Jayde:
What? No. My butt. Can you sprang your ankle? I didnt even know you have springs in your ankle. Well you learn something new everyday. Hehe.
Jace looks at the floor while he tries not to laugh.
Jayde:
Oh, man i just cannot get over this girl not believing in nothing!! Ugghh! You just wait until the match Thursday. Short and Sweet i am going to start building you a coffin sweetie. How tall are you 5‘4 right? Ill build you one that will send you straight to hell darling. We may have a shitty government but they are real. You may not know it but they protect your ass from a lot of things. To bad for you i am one of the things the government cant protect you from. I am personally going to make you a believer in everything you said you didnt believe in but most of all i am going to make you believe in fear. I am going to love watching you the pain in your eyes as I stand above you as your defeater. I will be the center of all your nightmares. There will not be a day in your pathetic life that you do not fear me after this match. I am going to obliviate your soul. I am going to fuck you up so bad i will shatter the very core of your being.
Jace:
Hmm i think i like when people really piss you off. Its really hot.
Jayde smiles and turn her head away.
Jayde:Well umm, thanks i think. Hehe. Oh my gosh Jace do you think they brought in my box yet? We could go get wasted in the box! Ohh i hope they do that would just be like awesome. Oh man I forgot I cant go outside.
Jace:
Why not? Oh come on i think you will be fine.
Jayde:
Because its raining and my dad told me i was sweet and sweet stuff melts! Gosh are you trying to get me killed!?
Jace:
Have you ever been in the rain?
Jayde:
Uhh no im still here aren’t I? And people say I take a minute to catch on.
Jace looks at Jayde and smiles.
Jace:
Ok ok well lets go get wasted in a giant box.
Jayde:
WHOO! This is going to the awesome! Tah tah.
Jayde blows a kiss toward the camera and disappears out the door with Jace.