Post by Christian Carter on Sept 23, 2012 12:52:45 GMT -5
PART 1:
FLASHBACK: ~Christian Carter is seen stumbling down the street during the middle of the day. He trips over garbage bags but keeps his balance. He stumbles in to the middle of the street where cars beep at him and he flips them off. He makes it to the other side and he stops. He sees the back of a girl in a white coat with black pants and long brown hair. He stumbles his way over to her and grabs her shoulder~
Christian Carter: SHELLEY I..
~The girl turns around and it isn’t Shelly and she pushes his hand off her shoulder and walks away quickly. Christian leans against the wall and drops down to sit against it. Before he knows it he is being shaken and woken up. He opens his eyes and a police officer is standing in front of him~
Police Officer: Sir, you can’t be here you have to move. Do you have a home? Hello? Sir?
~Christian’s eyes are glazed over and he can’t get words out to respond to the officer~
Police Officer: We are going to need an ambulance. Corner of Cactus drive and Main Street. We have alcohol poisoning
~Christian blacks out once more time. This time he wakes up on and is being wheeled on a stretcher. He looks up and notices an IV in his arm and that he is bound and can’t use his arms. He starts trying to pull away but the nurses wheeling him restrain him. They wheel him in to the emergency section and hook up machines to him.~
Christian Carter: Shell... ey
Doctor: we are losing him, set the defibrillator to 30%.... CLEAR!
Jake Cage: So than what happened?
Christian Carter: I was just about dead Jake. I keep saying “that was the moment I knew I hit rock bottom” but I think this was it. If I didn’t come back from this I would have died. I would have destroyed myself
Jake Cage: Wow! Well im glad your here buddy, who else would buy me lunch?!
Christian Carter: Yeah, you need to start “remembering” your wallet.
~Jake Cage smiles and takes a bite of his french fries. The scene shows that they are sitting in the middle of a McDonalds and Christian is drinking a smoothie and eating a salad. Jake has a happy meal in front of him with a transformers toy. They finish up and throw their garbage out and walk out the front door. Christian pulls out a map and looks around him. He turns around and see’s Jake walking towards the play place with the ball pit. Christian pulls him by the shirt~
Christian Carter: OH no... We are not doing that again. Come on we gotta get back on the road.
~Jake stomps like an angry child behind Christian as they get to Christian’s car. They drive away leaving a trail of black smoke from Christian’s exhaust. About an hour later the car pulls up to a gas station and Jake steps out of the car~
Jake Cage: Christian, I gotta go make a pee pee. Want anything?
Christian Carter: Ask for directions, I don’t think these ones you got are any good. This doesn’t look familiar at all
Jake Cage: Nonsense! They are fine trust me.
~Christian looks down at a crumpled up napkin with directions scribbled on it in crayon. He places the pump in his car and begins pumping. Jake walks out minutes later eating a twinkie and tosses Christian one~
Christian Carter: thanks. You didnt ask directions did you?
Jake Cage: No we don’t need em! Let’s go swizzle sticks, let’s get this road on the show!
~Christian reluctantly gets in to the car and starts the engine. He reaches in to the dashboard and hands Jake a map~
Christian Carter: Here Jake, at least follow the map for me and make sure im going the right direction. This just doesn’t look familiar anymore. Ive done this drive to Vegas many times from Arizona but none of this looks right.
Jake Cage: Don’t you even worry about it man! You know im the perfect wingman and I will get you where ya gotta go! Oh! Look a taco bell! Let’s stop!
Christian Carter: We are already behind schedule we can’t stop anymore
Jake Cage: Well fine! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer....
PART 2:
~Christian looks around as if he is completely lost~
Christian Carter: Jake where the hell are we?
Jake Cage: Well the map says we are hitting Kan Yada
Christian Carter: Kan Yada? What the hell is that?
Jake Cage: I don’t know I thought it was a state.
Christian Carter: let me see that... JAKE! THAT’S CANADA! WE ARE HEADED TOWARDS CANADA!
Jake Cage: Huh... I thought it looked familiar. You know they have great chicken breasts here...
~Christian turns red and looks over at Jake with his eyes popping out of his head~
Jake Cage: Well I guess I should get you a GPS for your birthday huh?
Christian Carter: Jake... We are headed towards customs. We are about to be checked and we don’t have passports. It’s going to be very hard to explain that..
Jake Cage: Don’t worry I got it I know these guys!
~They pull up to the border where two guards are waiting and walk over to Christian’s car~
Jake Cage: Hey guys remember me!
Officer: Oh yeah I remember you, we let you in and you ended up getting kicked out. It takes a lot to get kicked out of a country but you sir, you managed to do so.
Jake Cage: Yeah that was me! See Chris, I told you I was famous. So umm we forgot our pass ports we just want to go hunt some moose and save some geese..
Christian Carter: I am really sorry sir. We got lost and didn’t realize we were this north, we were trying to get to Vegas. Is there any way you can just let us turn around?
Officer: well to do that we must let you in and with out a passport we can’t let you in.
Christian Carter: So what options do we have?
Officer: Well I can arrest you and send you to jail until you’re passports clear. Or I can kill you..
~Christian’s face turns blank and he looks around~
Officer: I’m only kidding! Ha Ha! Hey Jerry, this guy thought I was serious eh? Okay so follow this path here and it will lead to a turn around. Normally we wouldn’t just let this happen but we don’t want your friend there anywhere near our country again.
Christian Carter: Thank you very very much sir, this wont happen again.
~Christian pulls up and turns around and heads back down south.~
Jake Cage: Why did you but in!? I totally had it!
Christian Carter: You are an idiot Jake.
Jake Cage: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 35 bottles of beer on the wall 35 bottles of beer take one down........
PART 3:
~Hour later the night sky is dark blue and Jake Cage is passed out in the passenger seat snoring loud as ever. They finally pull up to the MGM Casino back parking lot entrance and stop at the guard~
Christian Carter: Hello sir, we are here for the wrestling event, MPW Monday Night Main Event.
Guard: You need to use the regular entrance than, the show isn’t for a few hours.
Christian Carter: Oh no, you see we are wrestlers performing.
~Guard looks in at Jake sucking his thumb~
Guard: You don’t look like wrestlers... Do you have passes?
Christian Carter: Passes? Shit I knew we forgot something. You see we are usually on Thursday Night Takedown but this week some guy Cyrus challenged me and the match was made so we are kinda forgetful...
Guard: Sir... I don’t care. I can’t let you in without passes.
Christian Carter: What if I prove that we are wrestlers here?
Guard: How?
Christian Carter: Gimme a second..
~Christian pulls out his iPhone and starts to type. He holds it up to the guard who watches and laughs~
Guard: That was pretty cute! I love monkeys especially baby ones, and him taking a bath was just adorable. But how does that prove that you guys are wrestlers?
Christian Carter: Oh... Sorry wrong video.
~Christian types and holds up the phone once again to the guard~
Guard: Uh huh.. I see..
~He looks in and looks back at the video comparing the two~
Guard: I’m not supposed to do this but ill letcha in this time. Next time though, no passes, no entry got it?
Christian Carter: Thank you so much sir, you wouldn’t believe the day we just had so thank you! I will be sure to get you on the guest list.... Hank
~The guard nods and raises the gate as he lets them through~
Christian Carter: Jake wake up we’re here. It’s 6 oclock we were supposed to be here an hour ago...
~Jake wakes up and looks around at the parking garage~
Jake Cage: CHRISTIAN WHERE DID THEY TAKE US!?! ARE WE IN A PRISON!? DID THE IRAQIES GET US!? DID TAUFIK DO THIS!?
Christian Carter: Jake we are in a damn parking garage at the arena. Now we gotta go now, we had to be here already. I don’t wanna make TNT Look bad!
~They get out and grab their bags and rush in to the back entrance of the arena. They run down the hall and find their locker room~
“WOE Hold on just a second... What do we have here?”
~They turn around and see Bill Adams walking towards them~
Christian Carter: Mr. Adams... Christian Carter nice to meet you.
~Christian extends his hand and Adams just smiles and stares at him~
Bill Adams: I’m sorry but I don’t know how things are run over on TNT but when I tell my SUPERSTARS to be here at five.. I mean five not six not seven... Five. Now I have some interviews scheduled for you and now we are going to be all backed up. So I say you ditch your little ferby and you get your ass to the interviewing station ASAP before I send your ass home and you don’t even make it to television tonight. Got it?
Christian Carter: Yes sir..
Bill Adams: Good, because the Champions on my show show me respect, whether I deserve it or not. I expect the Champions of the.. Lesser show to do the same.
~Bill adams turns and walks away with his penguin like waddle. Christian shakes his head at Adams and walks in to the locker room with Jake~
Christian Carter: Alright Jake, I gotta get going to an interview so I will probably see you after our matches later tonight. Good luck.
Jake Cage: You are leaving me alone in here? Wow being a Champion really got to your head! You know you used to listen to me and tuck me in at night.. Now! PFF Forget about it!
Christian Carter: Jake, what the hell are you saying?
Jake Cage: I really don’t know.. Does this place have a super nintendo I can play?
~Jake stands up and begins looking around the tv area and Carter changes his shirt to a TNT shirt and takes the Sin City Championship out of his bag. He walks out the door and heads to the interviewing station. He goes to the big MNME Backdrop where Tim Bowers is standing waiting for him~
Tim Bowers: Christian Carter, you ready to do this?
Christian Carter: Oh I’m ready Tim.
Camera Man: Alright you guys are rolling in 5...4...3....
Tim Bowers: Ladies and Gentlemen I am standing here with your new MPW Sin City Champion, Christian Carter.
~Christian looks on his shoulder at the gold belt glimmering and smiles at Tim~
Tim Bowers: Christian, tonight you were called out by the new comer Cyrus Moore to a one on one match and you gladly accepted. Do you know much about this guy?
Christian Carter: All I know is the guy thinks he is a living legend and that he is a hall of famer. Well Cyrus no one is considered a Hall of Famer until they hit the MPW Hall of fame because this is where Real wrestling lies.
~Christian pauses before continuing on~
Christian Carter: You don’t understand the concept that if you wanna make it somewhere in MPW, you start on the bottom and work your way to the top. I did it, the whole roster did it so there is absolutely no exceptions for you. I worked hard in this damn company since I arrived here and I made a name for myself. As you can see that paid off greatly because I am the new and first ever Sin City Champion.
Tim Bowers: Now Christian, It was also said that you wanted to put the Sin City Championship on the line but it wasn’t allowed since it is a TNT Title, is that true?
Christian Carter: Tim, I am a fighting Champion and I take this belt with pride. If someone wants a shot right here right now, anywhere, any time I give it to them. I am on top of my game at all times and just because Cyrus has more muscles in his crap than I have in my left arm, doesn’t mean I will back down.
Tim Bowers: Christian, you seem ready for tonight. What if Cyrus lives up to everything he spoke about and is actually the real deal?
Christian Carter: Like Primal said he was? Like Kried said he was? Tim, you know me by now. You know where I came from and how I got here. You know that I won’t back down either way. I have one loss since I have been here in MPW and it was because of a screw job. But I take that loss as a loss because it was and I should have been smarter.
Tim Bowers: Alright well..
Christian Carter: I’m not done yet Tim
~Christian takes the microphone and looks straight in to the camera~
Christian Carter: Cyrus Moore, tonight in your first MPW match. Tonight I will put you in your rightful place and it’s not in the hall of fame, its flat on your ass and being pinned 1-2-3. They call me Twisted Chaos for a reason and I will show you tonight.
~Christian turns around and puts the microphone in to Tim’s chest and walks away~
FLASHBACK: ~Christian Carter is seen stumbling down the street during the middle of the day. He trips over garbage bags but keeps his balance. He stumbles in to the middle of the street where cars beep at him and he flips them off. He makes it to the other side and he stops. He sees the back of a girl in a white coat with black pants and long brown hair. He stumbles his way over to her and grabs her shoulder~
Christian Carter: SHELLEY I..
~The girl turns around and it isn’t Shelly and she pushes his hand off her shoulder and walks away quickly. Christian leans against the wall and drops down to sit against it. Before he knows it he is being shaken and woken up. He opens his eyes and a police officer is standing in front of him~
Police Officer: Sir, you can’t be here you have to move. Do you have a home? Hello? Sir?
~Christian’s eyes are glazed over and he can’t get words out to respond to the officer~
Police Officer: We are going to need an ambulance. Corner of Cactus drive and Main Street. We have alcohol poisoning
~Christian blacks out once more time. This time he wakes up on and is being wheeled on a stretcher. He looks up and notices an IV in his arm and that he is bound and can’t use his arms. He starts trying to pull away but the nurses wheeling him restrain him. They wheel him in to the emergency section and hook up machines to him.~
Christian Carter: Shell... ey
Doctor: we are losing him, set the defibrillator to 30%.... CLEAR!
Jake Cage: So than what happened?
Christian Carter: I was just about dead Jake. I keep saying “that was the moment I knew I hit rock bottom” but I think this was it. If I didn’t come back from this I would have died. I would have destroyed myself
Jake Cage: Wow! Well im glad your here buddy, who else would buy me lunch?!
Christian Carter: Yeah, you need to start “remembering” your wallet.
~Jake Cage smiles and takes a bite of his french fries. The scene shows that they are sitting in the middle of a McDonalds and Christian is drinking a smoothie and eating a salad. Jake has a happy meal in front of him with a transformers toy. They finish up and throw their garbage out and walk out the front door. Christian pulls out a map and looks around him. He turns around and see’s Jake walking towards the play place with the ball pit. Christian pulls him by the shirt~
Christian Carter: OH no... We are not doing that again. Come on we gotta get back on the road.
~Jake stomps like an angry child behind Christian as they get to Christian’s car. They drive away leaving a trail of black smoke from Christian’s exhaust. About an hour later the car pulls up to a gas station and Jake steps out of the car~
Jake Cage: Christian, I gotta go make a pee pee. Want anything?
Christian Carter: Ask for directions, I don’t think these ones you got are any good. This doesn’t look familiar at all
Jake Cage: Nonsense! They are fine trust me.
~Christian looks down at a crumpled up napkin with directions scribbled on it in crayon. He places the pump in his car and begins pumping. Jake walks out minutes later eating a twinkie and tosses Christian one~
Christian Carter: thanks. You didnt ask directions did you?
Jake Cage: No we don’t need em! Let’s go swizzle sticks, let’s get this road on the show!
~Christian reluctantly gets in to the car and starts the engine. He reaches in to the dashboard and hands Jake a map~
Christian Carter: Here Jake, at least follow the map for me and make sure im going the right direction. This just doesn’t look familiar anymore. Ive done this drive to Vegas many times from Arizona but none of this looks right.
Jake Cage: Don’t you even worry about it man! You know im the perfect wingman and I will get you where ya gotta go! Oh! Look a taco bell! Let’s stop!
Christian Carter: We are already behind schedule we can’t stop anymore
Jake Cage: Well fine! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer....
PART 2:
~Christian looks around as if he is completely lost~
Christian Carter: Jake where the hell are we?
Jake Cage: Well the map says we are hitting Kan Yada
Christian Carter: Kan Yada? What the hell is that?
Jake Cage: I don’t know I thought it was a state.
Christian Carter: let me see that... JAKE! THAT’S CANADA! WE ARE HEADED TOWARDS CANADA!
Jake Cage: Huh... I thought it looked familiar. You know they have great chicken breasts here...
~Christian turns red and looks over at Jake with his eyes popping out of his head~
Jake Cage: Well I guess I should get you a GPS for your birthday huh?
Christian Carter: Jake... We are headed towards customs. We are about to be checked and we don’t have passports. It’s going to be very hard to explain that..
Jake Cage: Don’t worry I got it I know these guys!
~They pull up to the border where two guards are waiting and walk over to Christian’s car~
Jake Cage: Hey guys remember me!
Officer: Oh yeah I remember you, we let you in and you ended up getting kicked out. It takes a lot to get kicked out of a country but you sir, you managed to do so.
Jake Cage: Yeah that was me! See Chris, I told you I was famous. So umm we forgot our pass ports we just want to go hunt some moose and save some geese..
Christian Carter: I am really sorry sir. We got lost and didn’t realize we were this north, we were trying to get to Vegas. Is there any way you can just let us turn around?
Officer: well to do that we must let you in and with out a passport we can’t let you in.
Christian Carter: So what options do we have?
Officer: Well I can arrest you and send you to jail until you’re passports clear. Or I can kill you..
~Christian’s face turns blank and he looks around~
Officer: I’m only kidding! Ha Ha! Hey Jerry, this guy thought I was serious eh? Okay so follow this path here and it will lead to a turn around. Normally we wouldn’t just let this happen but we don’t want your friend there anywhere near our country again.
Christian Carter: Thank you very very much sir, this wont happen again.
~Christian pulls up and turns around and heads back down south.~
Jake Cage: Why did you but in!? I totally had it!
Christian Carter: You are an idiot Jake.
Jake Cage: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 35 bottles of beer on the wall 35 bottles of beer take one down........
PART 3:
~Hour later the night sky is dark blue and Jake Cage is passed out in the passenger seat snoring loud as ever. They finally pull up to the MGM Casino back parking lot entrance and stop at the guard~
Christian Carter: Hello sir, we are here for the wrestling event, MPW Monday Night Main Event.
Guard: You need to use the regular entrance than, the show isn’t for a few hours.
Christian Carter: Oh no, you see we are wrestlers performing.
~Guard looks in at Jake sucking his thumb~
Guard: You don’t look like wrestlers... Do you have passes?
Christian Carter: Passes? Shit I knew we forgot something. You see we are usually on Thursday Night Takedown but this week some guy Cyrus challenged me and the match was made so we are kinda forgetful...
Guard: Sir... I don’t care. I can’t let you in without passes.
Christian Carter: What if I prove that we are wrestlers here?
Guard: How?
Christian Carter: Gimme a second..
~Christian pulls out his iPhone and starts to type. He holds it up to the guard who watches and laughs~
Guard: That was pretty cute! I love monkeys especially baby ones, and him taking a bath was just adorable. But how does that prove that you guys are wrestlers?
Christian Carter: Oh... Sorry wrong video.
~Christian types and holds up the phone once again to the guard~
Guard: Uh huh.. I see..
~He looks in and looks back at the video comparing the two~
Guard: I’m not supposed to do this but ill letcha in this time. Next time though, no passes, no entry got it?
Christian Carter: Thank you so much sir, you wouldn’t believe the day we just had so thank you! I will be sure to get you on the guest list.... Hank
~The guard nods and raises the gate as he lets them through~
Christian Carter: Jake wake up we’re here. It’s 6 oclock we were supposed to be here an hour ago...
~Jake wakes up and looks around at the parking garage~
Jake Cage: CHRISTIAN WHERE DID THEY TAKE US!?! ARE WE IN A PRISON!? DID THE IRAQIES GET US!? DID TAUFIK DO THIS!?
Christian Carter: Jake we are in a damn parking garage at the arena. Now we gotta go now, we had to be here already. I don’t wanna make TNT Look bad!
~They get out and grab their bags and rush in to the back entrance of the arena. They run down the hall and find their locker room~
“WOE Hold on just a second... What do we have here?”
~They turn around and see Bill Adams walking towards them~
Christian Carter: Mr. Adams... Christian Carter nice to meet you.
~Christian extends his hand and Adams just smiles and stares at him~
Bill Adams: I’m sorry but I don’t know how things are run over on TNT but when I tell my SUPERSTARS to be here at five.. I mean five not six not seven... Five. Now I have some interviews scheduled for you and now we are going to be all backed up. So I say you ditch your little ferby and you get your ass to the interviewing station ASAP before I send your ass home and you don’t even make it to television tonight. Got it?
Christian Carter: Yes sir..
Bill Adams: Good, because the Champions on my show show me respect, whether I deserve it or not. I expect the Champions of the.. Lesser show to do the same.
~Bill adams turns and walks away with his penguin like waddle. Christian shakes his head at Adams and walks in to the locker room with Jake~
Christian Carter: Alright Jake, I gotta get going to an interview so I will probably see you after our matches later tonight. Good luck.
Jake Cage: You are leaving me alone in here? Wow being a Champion really got to your head! You know you used to listen to me and tuck me in at night.. Now! PFF Forget about it!
Christian Carter: Jake, what the hell are you saying?
Jake Cage: I really don’t know.. Does this place have a super nintendo I can play?
~Jake stands up and begins looking around the tv area and Carter changes his shirt to a TNT shirt and takes the Sin City Championship out of his bag. He walks out the door and heads to the interviewing station. He goes to the big MNME Backdrop where Tim Bowers is standing waiting for him~
Tim Bowers: Christian Carter, you ready to do this?
Christian Carter: Oh I’m ready Tim.
Camera Man: Alright you guys are rolling in 5...4...3....
Tim Bowers: Ladies and Gentlemen I am standing here with your new MPW Sin City Champion, Christian Carter.
~Christian looks on his shoulder at the gold belt glimmering and smiles at Tim~
Tim Bowers: Christian, tonight you were called out by the new comer Cyrus Moore to a one on one match and you gladly accepted. Do you know much about this guy?
Christian Carter: All I know is the guy thinks he is a living legend and that he is a hall of famer. Well Cyrus no one is considered a Hall of Famer until they hit the MPW Hall of fame because this is where Real wrestling lies.
~Christian pauses before continuing on~
Christian Carter: You don’t understand the concept that if you wanna make it somewhere in MPW, you start on the bottom and work your way to the top. I did it, the whole roster did it so there is absolutely no exceptions for you. I worked hard in this damn company since I arrived here and I made a name for myself. As you can see that paid off greatly because I am the new and first ever Sin City Champion.
Tim Bowers: Now Christian, It was also said that you wanted to put the Sin City Championship on the line but it wasn’t allowed since it is a TNT Title, is that true?
Christian Carter: Tim, I am a fighting Champion and I take this belt with pride. If someone wants a shot right here right now, anywhere, any time I give it to them. I am on top of my game at all times and just because Cyrus has more muscles in his crap than I have in my left arm, doesn’t mean I will back down.
Tim Bowers: Christian, you seem ready for tonight. What if Cyrus lives up to everything he spoke about and is actually the real deal?
Christian Carter: Like Primal said he was? Like Kried said he was? Tim, you know me by now. You know where I came from and how I got here. You know that I won’t back down either way. I have one loss since I have been here in MPW and it was because of a screw job. But I take that loss as a loss because it was and I should have been smarter.
Tim Bowers: Alright well..
Christian Carter: I’m not done yet Tim
~Christian takes the microphone and looks straight in to the camera~
Christian Carter: Cyrus Moore, tonight in your first MPW match. Tonight I will put you in your rightful place and it’s not in the hall of fame, its flat on your ass and being pinned 1-2-3. They call me Twisted Chaos for a reason and I will show you tonight.
~Christian turns around and puts the microphone in to Tim’s chest and walks away~
