Post by athenacross on Sept 25, 2012 12:04:58 GMT -5
Jayde Brooklyn is sitting on top of a white fence wearing faded jeans, a white lace tube top with a black belt just below her breast. Her feet are bare and her her is down in slight curls. Jayde looks to the camera.
Jayde:
Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce to you the best cameraman known to the earth? Jace Carrev!
The camera turns to reveal Jayde Brooklyns’ best friend Jace. He smiles and winks in the camera before returning the camera to Jayde, who is still sitting on the fence smiling.
Jayde:
Now Calista this is the kinda fence you set on. Your fence is one of Kuk’s toys if you ask me. But I have to wonder why you would choose it to be a seat. I mean it has all them little pointy thingys covering it! But i guess that the choice of seat is up to the sitter. Sooo.... I think if you want to have s.e.x with me the least you could do is ask me out on a date! Most guys...... Holy cow! Your a girl! And you want to have s.e.x with me?.......... Well i have to be honest I have never really thought about that..(Jayde looks lost in thought.) I dont get how it would work. I mean if your a girl and im a girl dont that mean we both have the same parts? I mean unless you have a.....! Do you have a weenie? That would be really ummm, weird. Dont ya think Jace.
Jace:
Jayde sweetie, girls can have sex with their mouths and other ways. Like she may have a penis but that dont mean its real.
Jayde seems to think about this for a moment.
Jayde:
Well either way thanks for thinking im pretty. That was really sweet of you to say. Jace, do you think I like girls? I think a lot of girls are pretty. And sometimes I look at others girls butts. So does that make me a lesbian? Oh and also, this one time I seen a girls boobs and I kinda liked them. I thought maybe I wanted to sqeeze them but I didnt because that would have been akward ya know. I mean I dont know if I would have really done but but when I think about it sometimes I wish I would have.
Jace seems lost for words at first but finally clears his throat and speaks.
Jace:
You.... Might be a lesbian.
Jayde:
Ok God I might be a lesbian. But I mean im totally into guys to. So maybe im strailes But you want to know something Calista, I dont think you are crazy because you dont believe in what I believe in. I think you are crazy because you are crazy. I know what pain is. The one thing we have in common Calista is I to love pain, and the adrenaline I get from the fight. Somethingelse I also believe in, is fighting for who you are and so I give you respect for that. Buttttttt then I must say there is no pride in being a hussy. And where there is no pride there is no respect. A little contradiction we have there. So to even it out I am going to beat you so bad you will earn respect for walking out still breathing. My grandma once told me to fight for what I believe in, because what you believe is what you succeed. I believe in love, I believe in God, I believe in hell, I believe in the law and all we stand for, but most of all I believe you are not going to walk out of that ring the winner. I believe in a lot of things you do not and so i do not think our date would end so good. I may not be very smart but I know I am one hell of a fighter because I fight for things that are real, even if you choose to be ignorant in the subjects. If you want to defeat me you need to do so in a different area. Like maybe math because I hate numbers and I still dont know what pie has to do with math... I like the letter P. Its a pretty letter. I like the sound it makes to. Pa, puhh, pppp. I love to write it, it just pops up on the paper. Like bam. P!
The sound of Maroon five starts playing “One More Night” and Jayde reaches in her pocket and pulls out her phone. Jayde anwers in a singsong voice.
Jayde:
Hellllooooo? Oh hey Dom! How ya doin? Oh, me? I am sitting on a stupid fence and my butt is going realllllyyy numb! Haha yea? Oh yay! That sounds super duper! Ill be there quicker then a Mexican crossing the boarder! 9Jayde hangs up the phone and hops down from the fence rubbing her butt a little.) Oh guess what Calista? You get to see me beating the crap out of a big sexy guy.. oh wait I forgot your not interested in him are you? Well in that case ill be half naked and covered in sweat. I think you liked me. Was you just playing or do ya think I really am pretty? You can tell me in the ring. Be back in a jiff.... Jiff is a freakin weirdo word. I mean just say it. Jiff. Jiff. I dont know I think I would have came up with something better. Like....
The camera goes black.
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Slowly a picture starts to form. The scene has changed. Jayde is standing in front of the camera in the middle of an ally dimly lit by a street light. Jayde is dressed in a black shorts and a shirt that comes about four inches above her belly button. In the back ground is a group of people standing in a circle. Jayde starts walking toward the circle. With her back to the camera she starts to talk.
Jayde:
Aint this going to be so exciting? I mean I can already hear the beautiful sound of pain erupting from his mouth. You were right about that also Calista pain is the one thing we all feel and that is what draws me to it. One of the few things that are promised the day we are born. Pain and death. And just to be honest im not really looking forward to death and so pain lets us know we are alive. As long as we know pain we have life. As long as I have life I am going to fight for pain. I do not think however my body is to be made into some art show. I mean ew think about whe you get old and all that shit covering your body is folded up in wrinkles. Your going to look like a colorful crockagator running around. My body is very umm decorated the way it is. I do not need needles to poke me to show who I am. But I wouldnt mind if you wanted to play in my box you know. I just got it all fixed up and maybe after this we can wrestle in there. I mean it is plenty big enough. And also I may have considered the date if you didnt underestimate me so badly. I really hate when people think that because I am a girly girl that I dont know how to fight. So this fight is just for you Calista. I want you to watch it, and remember this guy has never said a bad word one to me. You said a lot of bad words to me. I am going to destory you Thursday love. You will be in front of me on your knees... just not for the reason your expecting. Dude I just seen a freakin rat. Oh god. Ok I just have to hurry and get out of here before one bites me. Ok now back to what I was saying...... I am going to kick this guys butt for you Calista. I hope you like it.
Jayde winks at the camera and runs into the center of the ring. There is a man standing across from her. People start cheering as she walks up to him. The size difference is astounding.
Man:
What took you so long? Did you forget your elbow pads?
Jayde smiles a confused smile.
Jayde:
Oh darn! Dont tell me I was suppsed to wear my pads! Dang it! But thats not what took me so long. See I think I might be lesbian or strailes because I like guys and i think i might like girls. I dont know what the crap to do.
Man:
Umm, when you like guys and girls its called Bi sexual. So are we going to fight or talk about your love life?
Jayde:
Well I might be bi sexual.(Jayde rolls her eyes.) I am here to beat you into the ground to show my girl friend I am not someone to toy with.
Jayde jumps up and kicks the man directly in his mouth. She lands on her feet in a crouch. The man holds his face for a few seconds then takes off running towards Jayde. She moves in time to miss his fist, but his other hand reaches around and grabs her hair. He drags her back towards him and just when her face lines up with his he bends down and she pushes up hard off the ground and flips onto his back. She starts punching him repeatedly in the back of his head. She reaches around and pokes him in his eye. He backs up against a wall hard enough to knock Jayde off her balance and she falls off his back. The man picks her up by her throat and slams her into the wall. She is trying to pull his hand off her throat but nothing. She scratches at his arms and face making him bleed in numerous places but he wont let go. Jayde lifts her knees up and knees him in the mid section making a loud thud and sending him to his knees. Jayde takes a moment to catch her breath, but before he can get back up she kicks him in the face with the heel of her boot. His face is now bleeding very badly. He will need stitches where she kicked him with her heel. She walks behind him as he is standing up and kicks him in the nuts. The man again is sent to the ground. Jayde grabs the mans arm and pulls it up behind his back, there is a loud crack. The man yells out in pain while holding his broken arm. He is cussing Jayde she dont see to hear him. Jayde walks out of the center of the circle as the man continues to yell out in pain. Jayde walks over to the camera jumping excitiedly. Her mouth is bleeding and her eyes are red. She has blood covering her left arm and her back is bleeding from the brick wall.
Jayde:
Wasnt that super exciting? They called me in to fight him because he said a girl could never beat him. Thats why I broke his arm. Well that and I have been wanting to try it out to make sure it worked. You dont think I did to much do you? I mean I didnt want to really hurt him but I think he was going to kill me. I mean I couldnt freakin breathe. I felt like my lungs were running away or something. I bet they were thinking I forgot how to breathe. But something is still bothering me. I dont know if im a lesbian and it is kinda freakin me out. I think I am going to call Athena and have her come over and see if im a lesbian. Oh yay! Thats what I will do!
Jace hands Jayde her phone and she scrolls through it for a minute before putting it to her ear. She pulls the phone down and turns the speaker on. After 2 more rings a woman answers.
Woman:
Hi babe. Whats up?
Jayde:
Hey Athena. I think I might be a lesbian and I need to know for sure. So could you come over? Pretty please.
Athena:
Oh wow. I never thought I would get this opportunity. Ill be at your house in ten babe.
Jayde:
Well looks like I will find out tonight. Athena has always wanted to date me, but I told her i wasnt but then when I told about it, I could have been. I dont think it would be so bad to be a lesbian its just I wish someone would have told me I might be. But you know how people are. They like to not tell you important things. Like heyy Jayde you might be a lesbian. Just giving you a heads up. But its ok thats what I got Athena for. Ok well lets head back home so I can find out. This is really bothering me. I am just going to let her do whatever she wants so I can know for sure. we have to stop at a store on the way home so I can get her some flowers. I think thats what im supposed to get her. I dont know I have never been with a girl. Well better safe then sorry.
Jayde gets into her black 2012 corvette and the scene goes black.
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In the front yard of Jaydes house is a woman sitting against a black viper. She is wearing a skirt and a low cut black shirt. She has long brown hair and full lips. She is about the same size as Jayde. Jayde goes to run toward the woman then stops and turns around. She goes back to the car and grabs about a dozen red roses. Then she faces the camera.
Jayde:
Well I think this will be all for us tonight Jace. Ill see you tomorrow booboo. Now as for you (Jayde looks down at her hand where something is written on her palm.) Calista.What a weird name. I had to write it on my hand because I knew Iwould forget it at least once tonight. I am not going to sit here an tell you about how im gonna kick your butt. I am just going to show you. Action speaks louder than words. All I can tell you is im going to hurt a lot worse then that pokey fence you fancy so much. Tah tah.
Jayde winks and blows a kiss at the camera. But it dosent turn of just yet. Jayde walks over to the woman satnding next to her car. The woman reaches out and grabs Jayde and pushes her against her car and kisses her fiercely. Then they walk into Jaydes house and lock the door.
Jace:
Holy shit! I have to miss this? What tha fuck. This is so bullshit. Well MPW there goes your Jayde Brooklyn. After going in that house with Athena she may be corrupt in the morning..
Jayde:
Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce to you the best cameraman known to the earth? Jace Carrev!
The camera turns to reveal Jayde Brooklyns’ best friend Jace. He smiles and winks in the camera before returning the camera to Jayde, who is still sitting on the fence smiling.
Jayde:
Now Calista this is the kinda fence you set on. Your fence is one of Kuk’s toys if you ask me. But I have to wonder why you would choose it to be a seat. I mean it has all them little pointy thingys covering it! But i guess that the choice of seat is up to the sitter. Sooo.... I think if you want to have s.e.x with me the least you could do is ask me out on a date! Most guys...... Holy cow! Your a girl! And you want to have s.e.x with me?.......... Well i have to be honest I have never really thought about that..(Jayde looks lost in thought.) I dont get how it would work. I mean if your a girl and im a girl dont that mean we both have the same parts? I mean unless you have a.....! Do you have a weenie? That would be really ummm, weird. Dont ya think Jace.
Jace:
Jayde sweetie, girls can have sex with their mouths and other ways. Like she may have a penis but that dont mean its real.
Jayde seems to think about this for a moment.
Jayde:
Well either way thanks for thinking im pretty. That was really sweet of you to say. Jace, do you think I like girls? I think a lot of girls are pretty. And sometimes I look at others girls butts. So does that make me a lesbian? Oh and also, this one time I seen a girls boobs and I kinda liked them. I thought maybe I wanted to sqeeze them but I didnt because that would have been akward ya know. I mean I dont know if I would have really done but but when I think about it sometimes I wish I would have.
Jace seems lost for words at first but finally clears his throat and speaks.
Jace:
You.... Might be a lesbian.
Jayde:
Ok God I might be a lesbian. But I mean im totally into guys to. So maybe im strailes But you want to know something Calista, I dont think you are crazy because you dont believe in what I believe in. I think you are crazy because you are crazy. I know what pain is. The one thing we have in common Calista is I to love pain, and the adrenaline I get from the fight. Somethingelse I also believe in, is fighting for who you are and so I give you respect for that. Buttttttt then I must say there is no pride in being a hussy. And where there is no pride there is no respect. A little contradiction we have there. So to even it out I am going to beat you so bad you will earn respect for walking out still breathing. My grandma once told me to fight for what I believe in, because what you believe is what you succeed. I believe in love, I believe in God, I believe in hell, I believe in the law and all we stand for, but most of all I believe you are not going to walk out of that ring the winner. I believe in a lot of things you do not and so i do not think our date would end so good. I may not be very smart but I know I am one hell of a fighter because I fight for things that are real, even if you choose to be ignorant in the subjects. If you want to defeat me you need to do so in a different area. Like maybe math because I hate numbers and I still dont know what pie has to do with math... I like the letter P. Its a pretty letter. I like the sound it makes to. Pa, puhh, pppp. I love to write it, it just pops up on the paper. Like bam. P!
The sound of Maroon five starts playing “One More Night” and Jayde reaches in her pocket and pulls out her phone. Jayde anwers in a singsong voice.
Jayde:
Hellllooooo? Oh hey Dom! How ya doin? Oh, me? I am sitting on a stupid fence and my butt is going realllllyyy numb! Haha yea? Oh yay! That sounds super duper! Ill be there quicker then a Mexican crossing the boarder! 9Jayde hangs up the phone and hops down from the fence rubbing her butt a little.) Oh guess what Calista? You get to see me beating the crap out of a big sexy guy.. oh wait I forgot your not interested in him are you? Well in that case ill be half naked and covered in sweat. I think you liked me. Was you just playing or do ya think I really am pretty? You can tell me in the ring. Be back in a jiff.... Jiff is a freakin weirdo word. I mean just say it. Jiff. Jiff. I dont know I think I would have came up with something better. Like....
The camera goes black.
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Slowly a picture starts to form. The scene has changed. Jayde is standing in front of the camera in the middle of an ally dimly lit by a street light. Jayde is dressed in a black shorts and a shirt that comes about four inches above her belly button. In the back ground is a group of people standing in a circle. Jayde starts walking toward the circle. With her back to the camera she starts to talk.
Jayde:
Aint this going to be so exciting? I mean I can already hear the beautiful sound of pain erupting from his mouth. You were right about that also Calista pain is the one thing we all feel and that is what draws me to it. One of the few things that are promised the day we are born. Pain and death. And just to be honest im not really looking forward to death and so pain lets us know we are alive. As long as we know pain we have life. As long as I have life I am going to fight for pain. I do not think however my body is to be made into some art show. I mean ew think about whe you get old and all that shit covering your body is folded up in wrinkles. Your going to look like a colorful crockagator running around. My body is very umm decorated the way it is. I do not need needles to poke me to show who I am. But I wouldnt mind if you wanted to play in my box you know. I just got it all fixed up and maybe after this we can wrestle in there. I mean it is plenty big enough. And also I may have considered the date if you didnt underestimate me so badly. I really hate when people think that because I am a girly girl that I dont know how to fight. So this fight is just for you Calista. I want you to watch it, and remember this guy has never said a bad word one to me. You said a lot of bad words to me. I am going to destory you Thursday love. You will be in front of me on your knees... just not for the reason your expecting. Dude I just seen a freakin rat. Oh god. Ok I just have to hurry and get out of here before one bites me. Ok now back to what I was saying...... I am going to kick this guys butt for you Calista. I hope you like it.
Jayde winks at the camera and runs into the center of the ring. There is a man standing across from her. People start cheering as she walks up to him. The size difference is astounding.
Man:
What took you so long? Did you forget your elbow pads?
Jayde smiles a confused smile.
Jayde:
Oh darn! Dont tell me I was suppsed to wear my pads! Dang it! But thats not what took me so long. See I think I might be lesbian or strailes because I like guys and i think i might like girls. I dont know what the crap to do.
Man:
Umm, when you like guys and girls its called Bi sexual. So are we going to fight or talk about your love life?
Jayde:
Well I might be bi sexual.(Jayde rolls her eyes.) I am here to beat you into the ground to show my girl friend I am not someone to toy with.
Jayde jumps up and kicks the man directly in his mouth. She lands on her feet in a crouch. The man holds his face for a few seconds then takes off running towards Jayde. She moves in time to miss his fist, but his other hand reaches around and grabs her hair. He drags her back towards him and just when her face lines up with his he bends down and she pushes up hard off the ground and flips onto his back. She starts punching him repeatedly in the back of his head. She reaches around and pokes him in his eye. He backs up against a wall hard enough to knock Jayde off her balance and she falls off his back. The man picks her up by her throat and slams her into the wall. She is trying to pull his hand off her throat but nothing. She scratches at his arms and face making him bleed in numerous places but he wont let go. Jayde lifts her knees up and knees him in the mid section making a loud thud and sending him to his knees. Jayde takes a moment to catch her breath, but before he can get back up she kicks him in the face with the heel of her boot. His face is now bleeding very badly. He will need stitches where she kicked him with her heel. She walks behind him as he is standing up and kicks him in the nuts. The man again is sent to the ground. Jayde grabs the mans arm and pulls it up behind his back, there is a loud crack. The man yells out in pain while holding his broken arm. He is cussing Jayde she dont see to hear him. Jayde walks out of the center of the circle as the man continues to yell out in pain. Jayde walks over to the camera jumping excitiedly. Her mouth is bleeding and her eyes are red. She has blood covering her left arm and her back is bleeding from the brick wall.
Jayde:
Wasnt that super exciting? They called me in to fight him because he said a girl could never beat him. Thats why I broke his arm. Well that and I have been wanting to try it out to make sure it worked. You dont think I did to much do you? I mean I didnt want to really hurt him but I think he was going to kill me. I mean I couldnt freakin breathe. I felt like my lungs were running away or something. I bet they were thinking I forgot how to breathe. But something is still bothering me. I dont know if im a lesbian and it is kinda freakin me out. I think I am going to call Athena and have her come over and see if im a lesbian. Oh yay! Thats what I will do!
Jace hands Jayde her phone and she scrolls through it for a minute before putting it to her ear. She pulls the phone down and turns the speaker on. After 2 more rings a woman answers.
Woman:
Hi babe. Whats up?
Jayde:
Hey Athena. I think I might be a lesbian and I need to know for sure. So could you come over? Pretty please.
Athena:
Oh wow. I never thought I would get this opportunity. Ill be at your house in ten babe.
Jayde:
Well looks like I will find out tonight. Athena has always wanted to date me, but I told her i wasnt but then when I told about it, I could have been. I dont think it would be so bad to be a lesbian its just I wish someone would have told me I might be. But you know how people are. They like to not tell you important things. Like heyy Jayde you might be a lesbian. Just giving you a heads up. But its ok thats what I got Athena for. Ok well lets head back home so I can find out. This is really bothering me. I am just going to let her do whatever she wants so I can know for sure. we have to stop at a store on the way home so I can get her some flowers. I think thats what im supposed to get her. I dont know I have never been with a girl. Well better safe then sorry.
Jayde gets into her black 2012 corvette and the scene goes black.
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In the front yard of Jaydes house is a woman sitting against a black viper. She is wearing a skirt and a low cut black shirt. She has long brown hair and full lips. She is about the same size as Jayde. Jayde goes to run toward the woman then stops and turns around. She goes back to the car and grabs about a dozen red roses. Then she faces the camera.
Jayde:
Well I think this will be all for us tonight Jace. Ill see you tomorrow booboo. Now as for you (Jayde looks down at her hand where something is written on her palm.) Calista.What a weird name. I had to write it on my hand because I knew Iwould forget it at least once tonight. I am not going to sit here an tell you about how im gonna kick your butt. I am just going to show you. Action speaks louder than words. All I can tell you is im going to hurt a lot worse then that pokey fence you fancy so much. Tah tah.
Jayde winks and blows a kiss at the camera. But it dosent turn of just yet. Jayde walks over to the woman satnding next to her car. The woman reaches out and grabs Jayde and pushes her against her car and kisses her fiercely. Then they walk into Jaydes house and lock the door.
Jace:
Holy shit! I have to miss this? What tha fuck. This is so bullshit. Well MPW there goes your Jayde Brooklyn. After going in that house with Athena she may be corrupt in the morning..