Post by MPW ADMIN on Sept 26, 2012 1:04:58 GMT -5
Thomas Simon: Fresh off the heels of Fusion we are live in the Mandalay Bay Events Center for Monday Night’s Main Event!!!! Thousands of questions need answering! How far back do TJ and Stephen Hale go?
Bob Herman: I wonder what my boy Johnny Clash will say now that he and Laura seem to be on the outs!
Thomas Simon: He did get caught red handed so to speak Bobo.
Bob Herman: Kelly Ann was on her period?
Thomas Simon: Come on Bobby!!! GAWD! I’m going to puke.
Bob Herman: Oh grow up Tommy Boy……
Thomas Simon: Me grow up…..you’re the one……..ah forget it…..also tonight fans our main event will be Kurt Newman versus Bloodhound……..
Bob Herman: With the North American Champion Bliss as the special guest ref!
Thomas Simon: That’s right it will definitely be interesting tonight! Most importantly this is our final show before this Thursday’s debut of Thursday Night Takedown!!!
Bob Herman: That’s right Madd Katt’s show…….still gotta be better than RAW though.
Thomas Simon: I’m sure you’re right Bobo….Fans……..what the? We know this music its Anthony McNair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEEDING ANSWERS
[The fans erupt as Anthony McNair makes his way through the curtain with a steel chair in hand. He gets to the bottom of the ramp with a pissed off look on his face then walks around the ring until he stops in front of Honey Winters. He glances in her direction and then grabs the mic causing Honey to flinch. He smirks at her then throws the chair in the ring. McNair paces around the back of the ring as his music fades.]
Thomas Simon: I wonder what he has to address. This should be good.
Anthony McNair: It’s been a long few days…..a LONG few days…...Last week you all saw a little tiff backstage between me and ‘Little Stevie’. It’s no secret we used to be friends…..but after what he did…….*shakes his head in disgust* there is no fucking way I can forgive a piece of shit like him!
[Crowd POPS]
Anthony McNair: Oh you people like that huh? I only speak the truth. So I had an idea this week…….this week………*starts climbing ring steps* I thought I would call out the silver spooned shit-head himself! *he slips through the ropes and grabs the chair.* This chair right here….is it a weapon tonight?......hmmm I don’t know but for now? My fat ass needs to sit down!
[McNair unfolds the chair and sits down.]
Anthony McNair: OK Stevie boy! Come on out! I know you are back there! I’ve seen your tweets! I know your Mom and Dad and slutty sister are not here either so bring your scrawny ass out here now! Come on Stephen…………..Look I’ll sit here all night……….nobody wants to see Taufik or Frost wrestle…….hell that’s a piss break!
[McNair sits patiently in the chair and places his mic on his lap. The fans start chanting “WE WANT STEVIE!” McNair chuckles to himself as “Money” by Everlast blasts as Stephen Hale’s picture flashes across the MPWtron and he walks out with a mic in hand already. Boo’s are heard throughout the crowd.]
Stephen Hale: If I could just have everyone’s undivided attention for just one………
[Crowd starts chanting “LITTLE STEVIE!” louder and louder.]
Stephen Hale: SHUT UP! Or I’ll have this show stopped and you can all go and watch RAW!
[Crowd boo’s and chants of “You suck Cena” are heard. Stephen is visibly frustrated but continues on.]
Stephen Hale: Anthony could you please tell me why you are sitting in my ring, disturbing the start of tonight’s show?? What was so important that you had to disturb me?
Anthony McNair: Well first of all…..I’m fine thank you for asking! I can see you wore the best clothes you had that just gave off a subtle hint of douche. Well done it really is……..
[Crowd chants “YOU’RE A DOUCHEBAG!”]
Stephan Hale: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
Anthony McNair: Ohhhhh now you’ve had enough? Heheheh Stevie boy I haven’t even begun with you yet. I told you last week I would bring down each of your disgusting family.
Stephen Hale: Blah….blah…..blah…..I’ve heard it all bef…….
Anthony McNair: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHOIR BOY! I’m talking! That means you listen up and listen good! I racked my brain for days trying to figure out who to take down first……..The old stooge? Nah too easy, plus no fun the bones are so brittle………the old whore? Nah again…..way too easy….in more ways then one……The disgusting slut? Nah she’s probably getting herself tested after rolling around with Clash for 3 and half minutes…….So that left me with just one person……my dear old buddy, old pal……Little Stevie Hale. I figured you were and in fact AM the main cause of practically all of my issues. Why not start with you? I mean it’s easy because I could just walk out of this ring and drive your skull into that steel stage. But…but something stuck with me Stephen…..you know what it was?
Stephen Hale: The chicken wings on your face from breakfast?
Anthony McNair: Oh always the funny one Stephen…..let’s see how much you laugh with a mouth full of blood that’s drowning you!
[Stephen Hale turns white as a ghost in fear.]
Anthony McNair: HAHAHAHA you’re going to be just like that technician and piss all over yourself. HAHAHAHA! Sorry I went off subject there…..you told me that you wanted to torture me tonight and that it was starting with my match with Titan. How do you plan on doing that Stephen? What you going to make yourself the special guest referee? Announce a win or your fired stipulation? Come on! Give me something here……I’m curious because anything is better than your first plan of attempting to leave me unemployed with no notice!
Stephen Hale: Really? You think what I did there was torture? Oh Tony, Tony, Tony……you really have no clue what’s in store for you and in fact MPW……You see I am starting a new example of what I think a real MPW superstar should look like. Someone who respects man in my position……….Someone that can be the start of a New Breed in MPW…….
Anthony McNair: Oh yeah? And just who would this someone be……Titan perhaps? Because that would be shocking wouldn’t it? He goes from being Adams’ bitch to yours in a single step! Please tell you’re not that lame Stevie…….
Stephen Hale: Oh you will find out Tony….just not right now……it’d be too easy……Now if you would please get the hell out of MY ring!
Anthony McNair: Here’s an idea……..why don’t you come and try yourself needle dick?!?!
[McNair drops the mic and holds his arms out wide. Stephen looks furious and begins to head down the ramp. He stops halfway and smirks towards McNair. Anthony is yelling for Stephen to get his ass in the ring. Stephen takes his suit jacket off and throws it on the ramp and then runs to the ring. He goes to grab the bottom but stops just as the crowd is stirring and Titan hops the barrier and gets on the ring apron stepping over the top rope. McNair is urging Hale on but is then attacked from behind by Titan with an elbow to the back of the head.]
Thomas Simon: MY GOD! Where did Titan come from?!?!?!
[Titan stands over a dazed McNair. Hale orders him from the outside to finish the job as Titan goes to grab McNair but is low blowed by Anthony. He pops up and then grabs Titan and hits The McNail onto the steel chair still folded in the chair position. He gets back up to see Hale running back up the ramp cursing at Stephen. McNair picks up the mic to speak.]
Anthony McNair: You stupid son of a bitch! You think Big Bird is going to stop me? Good luck……actually how about I start my match right now?
[Hale is furious yelling at McNair. He watches as McNair goes out and lifts the ring apron and pulls out a bat warped in barbwire. He lifts it up high as the crowd goes wild.]
Bob Herman: What the? What is he planning on doing with that?
[McNair slides back in the ring and nails Titan square in the stomach with a shot from the bat. Titan flips over clutching his stomach as McNair drops a leg drop square on the back of his head. McNair points at Hale and then quickly locks in a crippler Crossface but instead of using his hands on Titan’s face he pulls back with the barbed wire bat. Titan is heard screaming in agony as the razor sharp wire cuts into his jaw. McNair is yelling and pulling back more as Titan is tapping out. McNair lets go leaving Titan lying with blood pooling underneath him. McNair places the bat on his shoulder and grabs the mic.]
Anthony McNair: Ding, ding, ding looks like I win by tap out! Suck on that TV Stevie!!!
[“Sound of Madness” blasts as the crowd goes absolutely nuts and Hale is left seething on the stage.]
Thomas Simon: My god! What carnage but listen to this crowd?!?! They have bought right into the ‘Chaos Campaign’!
Bob Herman: No one thinks of the true victim in this whole ordeal. Titan!
Thomas Simon: Most likely I’d say he deserved it! Fans we are going to a quick commercial break and we will be right back!
Singles Match
Referee: Howard Green
Taufik Vs Frost
[We come back from commercial as Frost is already in the ring awaiting his opponent Taufik.]
Thomas Simon: Fans welcome back to Monday Night’s Main Event…..We just witnessed what is potentially the start of a very very heated battle between Stephen Hale and Anthony McNair. These two have a lot of hatred for one another that’s sure to……..
Thomas Simon: Looks like we are getting started with our next match!
[Taufik theme starts to play as both Jamal and Taufik make their way to the ring with the fans jeering their lungs out as the both of them have the looks that they are in no mood for whatever the fans have to think. Taufik steps into the ring and looks across the ring at Frost. Jamal comes in the ring and disrobes Taufik then takes the TV Title and raises it high in the air to the fans jeering. Jamal holds it back to Taufik as Taufik grabs the title and places it to his head and says some prayers before ordering Jamal out of the ring.]
Thomas Simon: The fans have a pure hatred on for Taufik tonight!
Bob Herman: Tonight? He’s the John Cena of MPW!
[The bell rings as Frost charges at the TV champion but Taufik quickly turns out of the way as Frost hits the turnbuckle and comes back and is immediately locked into the “May Allah be with You!” Taufik falls back locking his legs around Frost. Frost fights for a few seconds but taps out and Howard Green calls for the bell. He goes back to Taufik he tightens the hold as Frost passes out.]
Thomas Simon: Wow….that…….that was fast. Taufik looks more aggressive than usual tonight.
[Jamal steps into the ring with a microphone as the crowd is raining down with boos. Jamal bows and hands the title to Taufik then asks for permission to speak which Taufik grants.]
Jamal: You all better shut up and listen to what The Saviour Taufik has to say! We both have no time for all of your foolishness because The Great Taufik has something important to say so listen up!
[Jamal hands the microphone over to Jamal. Taufik takes it then slaps Jamal and points at him. Jamal thanks Taufik for being so gracious.]
Taufik: A few weeks ago, I was sitting down and relaxing in the hotel when I stumbled upon an article online about a hate video about my religion and it causes riots with my Muslim brothers and sisters. The video makes fun of my prophet and that isn’t the insulting part, the insulting part is that they show his face where clearly in my Quran, the face of the prophet Muhammad wasn't revealed so we wouldn't know ourselves. The director of this movie is not done by a Muslim; it was done by a Jewish guy that wants to show the true side of Islam. What he has done is showing nothing but utter bullshit like as if he understands Islam.
[Taufik then hears more boo’s his way as he gets more pissed as he continues to speak.]
Taufik: I don't know about you ignorant Americans, but you people have no problem having your religion being mocked and make fun of but I have! And as a Muslim….I have pride in my religion. Even though that movie mocks my religion, I choose to stay here than join my brother and sister in protest which I personally think it wouldn't be necessary as it will show the world that the person who makes the video is right. Even though that it’s our job to put some sense into you people, and my brother and sister should be doing the next best thing, and that is going to the mosque and pray for this madness to end.
[The fans boo even louder as Taufik hands the mic back to Jamal and instructs him to.]
Jamal: All of you better show some respect! I’m an American just like you, and I myself couldn't take the abuse that my religion is getting. You people won’t defend your own religion but both me and Taufik will because we both love our religion and our brother and sister has made their voice heard and now we should have our voice heard. So show some respect to your Television champion.
Taufik: Champion or not I will make sure that I will beat any of those people who get in our way. assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.
[Taufik theme song then starts to play as the fans keep jeering and Taufik hoist up his television title up high before leaving the ring as the both of them head to the back.]
Thomas Simon: Wow……seems like we all just got put on notice…..
Bob Herman: I’m sorry I must’ve missed the whole thing there where he was being Muslim……just trying to get this damn Tassimo to work……its supposed to be easy like you just………AHHHHH my Viagra hand!
Thomas Simon: Ha! Fans I’m being instructed to take you to the parking lot as someone is just arriving.
Sorry to bother you but…..
Johnny Clash: *Sniff Sniff* hmm.. I don’t smell crazy slut.. I guess my EX Wife decided not to show up tonight. Ha Ha!
[Johnny walks to the arena and is bombarded by Tim Bowers]
Tim Bowers: Johnny Clash, sorry to bother you but..
Johnny Clash: Hold on.. Before you start I know what you are going to ask me about and yes, Bigun’s tits are real. They are amazing! I love to motorboat those things..
[Johnny begins making motor boating motions and laughs]
Tim Bowers: Well, we were asking about your.. Well I guess now ex wife, Laura Tavares. Is it really over?
Johnny Clash: Did you see the show last week? Yes of course it’s over and do I regret any of it? Hell no. Being on the road with that hag was a pain in the dick! All she did was complain and she wasn’t the greatest in bed. Now I am free to do whatever I want when I want and let me tell ya Timmy, life hasn’t been better.
Tim Bowers: Clash, I was also told to ask you your current status with Miss Biguns. Are you guys dating now?
Johnny Clash: Dating? Dating is child’s play. You wanna know what Biguns and I are doing? We’re fucking. Yeah that’s right just fucking. Just like the rest of the women I come in contact with that I bring in to the king size bed of MY house, not Laura’s. Our lawyers are talking right now and she fucked up by attacking me after she found out the truth. That was a no no and it looks like I will be getting mostly everything and some. So I am glad she went back to New York because she is no longer welcome in my presence. Now if you excuse me Tim..
[Johnny walks off leaving Tim Bowers in the parking lot shaking his head as the screen cuts to commercial.]
[Screen fades into the back where Rye is seen attacking Jake Cage.]
Thomas Simon: Fans welcome back to Main Event! We were supposed to have Cage versus Rye Payne next but…..it seems Rye has taken matters into his own hands!
[Rye helps Cage and tosses him against a speaker cart.]
Rye Payne: I got your nose…………I got your nose………Oh you going to sell more oranges?!?! You’re such a fucking waste of my time bitch!
[Rye lines up and runs at Cage nailing him with a boot to the face. Cage collapses to the ground as Rye stands over him.]
Rye Payne: Just what I thought! You’re nothing but a little bearded……
Voice: JAKE?
[Rye turns to see the Sin City Champion Christian Carter darting down the hall. Rye quickly takes off and Carter gets to Cage. He crouches down and grabs Cage.]
Christian Carter: Jake? JAKE?!?! You! Get help right now……..Wake up buddy! Come on!
[Jake begins to mutter something.]
Jake Cage: Christia..n…..come close……r…..
[Christian leans in to Cage and then Cage burps in Carter’s ear. Carter’s head snaps back and he let’s go of Cage. Medics come and tend to him.]
Medic: Jake do you hear us?
Jake Cage: Everything is so dark…..Should I run towards to the light? It looks like a big disco ball….wait is that Elton John? No it’s just Justin Fischer.
Medic: No don’t run towards the light Jake stay with us.
[Camera pans up and you see Carter wiping his ear but look’s infuriated.]
Christian Carter: You guys got this right?
Medic: Yeah of course Christian. He’ll be fine……he’s just…..
Christian Carter: Special? Ya I know……..
Tae-Bo
[Camera fades to the parking lot once again as another limo pulls up.]
Thomas Simon: Who is this now?
[The door opens and two cups fall out that have the Church’s Chicken logo on it. The crowd is heard popping as the MPW World Champion Trey Baxter steps out eating a chicken sandwich. Tim Bowers comes up and speaks to him.]
Tim Bowers: Trey! Trey! You gotta a minute?
Trey Baxter: mmmmm Just a second man I’m enjoying a satisfying crispy chicken sandwich made with tender, juicy chicken cooked to golden perfection and topped off with tasty mayo and fresh lettuce on a sesame seed bun. It’s no wonder Church’s is the new favourite place for Chicken Sandwiches and the only chicken good enough for MPW!
Tim Bowers: Ok? That was a bit weird……
Trey Baxter: Weird? Don’t mock a man about his love of chicken……especially if that love is Church’s! What’s up Tae-Bo?
Tim Bowers: Tim……its Tim…….
Trey Baxter: Look until that delicious chicken hits your lips its Tae-Bo.
[Tim shakes his head and continues.]
Tim Bowers: We heard from Johnny Clash a few moments ago when he arrived. He seems that he is over Laura his ex-wife……
Trey Baxter: Oh really? Well a little birdie told me otherwise. I got a little gift for the MPW Nation that I will show them all later tonight…..Ain’t that right Newman?
[Suddenly Kurt Newman pops out of the limo eating a piece of chicken and has the Awesome title around his waist.]
Kurt Newman: *chews loudly* you know something Trey……*chews loudly more then picks his teeth and wipes it on Tim’s jacket.* these are the best breasts I have ever had the pleasure of sticking in my mouth……
Tim Bowers: Did you really have to wipe it on my jacket?!?!
[Tim is trying to wipe the chicken off of his jacket as Newman drops his glasses down on his nose.]
Kurt Newman: Trey….whose that guy?
Trey Baxter: That’s Billy Blanks the guy that created Tae-Bo!
Kurt Newman: Really?!?! No way! I did that stuff in like 1999….it was so popular back then. Hey Billy would you mind a little pic?
Tim Bowers: Look I’m not Billy Blanks! I don’t know what Tae-Bo is?!?!?!
Kurt Newman: Jeez you celebs are cranky. Ah well here hold this……
[Kurt hands him the left over bones from the chicken breast as Trey and Newman walk away talking.]
Thomas Simon: HA! I love seeing Tim get it!
Bob Herman: You know if you think about it he does look an awful lot like Billy Blanks……just less crispy…
Thomas Simon: You are going to get us fired…..fans we are taking a quick break but we will be right back!
So Devine…….
[Camera fades back from commercial as Scotty Devine is seen standing in the ring.]
Thomas Simon: Who is that guy?
Bob Herman: I don’t know exactly…..I think I’ve seen him skateboarding downtown once.
Scotty Devine: Shut up all of you!! I have something to sa……..
[“Cryin’ like a Bitch” blasts as Rage walks out to the top of the stage. The fans boo as The Only One approaches the ring. He climbs up the ring steps and into the ring. Devine looks at him and Rage gives him a sly smirk and asks for the mic. Devine looks at him strange but goes to hand it over and Rage kicks him in the stomach and then lifts him up into a suplex position and drives him down on to his knee face first with the Northern Touch!! Devine hits the mat and rolls out of the ring as the fans POP! Rage leans down and grabs the mic.]
Rage: SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND LET RAGE EDUCATE YOUR FAT ASSES!!!
[Crowd Boos.]
Rage: That’s better……..I just hate no shows and never will be’s so I just felt like I had to do something……But to the task at hand…Did you all see my work last week?
[Crowd boos at Rage even more.]
Rage: Oh you didn’t? Let’s take another look then!
[Rage pushes through some of the MPW Officials and grabs Caine and punches him a few times and leaves him leaning against the pick up. Rage opens the driver’s door and grabs Caine throwing his head in the bottom of the door frame.]
Thomas Simon: No please! My god no!!! RAGE DON’T DO IT…..RAAGGGGEEEE!!!
[Rage grabs the door and slams it on his Caine’s head. Caine’s body goes limp as a huge scream is heard from behind as Electra Stevens comes running in. Rage backs up right away as MPW Medical officers pull Caine to the ground. Electra is sobbing as she sees Caine lying limp as the medic’s tend to him.]
Electra Stevens: No….why would you do this Ryan? WHY?!?!?
[Rage grabs Electra by the hair and pulls her to her feet.]
Electra Stevens: Oh God the last time I saw a look like that….
Rage: What? I threw a piece of furniture at you? Yeah I did…..You see what you’re little games have caused? Welcome back to MPW Lexi! I hope you’re happy…..this is on you!
[Rage then tosses Electra into the side of the pick up and she grabs her stomach and crumbles to the floor. Medics rush to check on Electra as Rage stands looking down over the carnage he created. Rage takes out his phone.]
[The tron video stops playing and the crowd is booing Rage uncontrollably.]
Rage: Wow! What a performance by Electra……looking like she actually cared…..I must say though it was some of my best work if I do say so myself! Hehe……What fun that was……the look on Caine’s face….the screaming wench that is my ex-wife right down to the reaction of each and every one of you when I showed up……I know all of you internet marks re-tweeted when it was announced that I was out 4 to 6 weeks! That is what we call a swerve in our industry people…..you all bought it hook, line and sinker! You see I only ever had a slight neck sprain but I had to play it up to get Aidan Caine right where I wanted him…..at his most vulnerable…you see that is when I am the best as what I do! That is why I am The Only One! That is why TWI will be running this show not some lame preppy kid fighting a fat tub of crap. True Wrestling Icons. It’s not just the name of our group it’s a way of LIFE! You all better get used to it!
[Crowd boos as a fan jumps the guardrail to get at Rage. Freddy Class tackles the fan to the ground and security gets him right after. The crowd starts a Freddy! Chant.]
Rage: Really? You would cheer for that old piece of crap? Just because he laid a New York Jets style tackle on a drunken retard?
[Crowd boos at Rage.]
Rage: You people are so damn easy to rile up……its laughable it really is. Anyway to why I am out here…..Now it seems I am without an opponent for After Shock. You see Caine won’t be back for quite some time. I thought about my old buddy Drake Hunter
[Crowd Pops!]
Rage: Yeah shocking…..but he is still changing his tampon…..From what I can see there isn’t anyone in the back man enough to step up to the plate against me because they all know what I am capable of. You fear what you know and I’m ok with that…..I’ll take the night off no proble…….
Thomas Simon: What? It can’t be?!?! Is that the music of?
Bob Herman: I thought he was dead?!?!
Thomas Simon: IT’S JAMES ‘THE HAMMER’ HARLOW!!!
[The crowd absolutely erupts as the living legend himself James Harlow comes out. He high fives fans he goes down the ramp. He walks around the ring as Rage looks on shocked. Harlow graciously asks for a mic from Freddy Class and they shake hands. James then steps into the ring as the fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” Harlow wipes a tear from his eyes and then begins to speak.]
James Harlow: First of all from the bottom of this old heart I thank each and every one of you crazy Hammerheads! I love you all you know I wouldn…….
Rage: Oh enough with the fucking love fest! What high school gym autograph session did they find your sorry ass at this week? Trying to sell your VHS tapes still there “Hammer” What are they now three bucks a pop? Sell five and you get a box of wine? You are still the same pop-hugging piece of shit I remember when I started in this business 12 years ago!
James Harlow: Hahaha Oh Rage…you really haven’t changed at all have you kid? You never once stop to realize that this business is made by those people out there. They are the reason I still do what I do!
Rage: No Alcohol is the reason you do what you do! I can smell it on your breath Jake the Snake!
James Harlow: Still the same disrespectful shit huh Rage. Hehe Hey did you people know that Rage is a five time world champion?
Rage: Oh they all know that…….
James Harlow: But did they also know that every fed you have been a world champ in has closed its doors within two months? You’re like the Jeff Jarrett of MPW!
[Rage goes to talk but lowers the mic in anger.]
James Harlow: What’s wrong Ryan?
Rage: Shut up Harlow!
James Harlow: Oh you all didn’t know that his name is Ryan Stiles? OH! Cat’s out of the bag! That was such a good skit on Whose Line is it Anyways? Say is Drew Carey really that nice in person?
Rage: ENOUGH! Why are you out here old man? Talk fast before I snap you in two!!!
James Harlow: Well you see kid I am a full fledged MPW superstar now and I hear you are without an opponent for After Shock…….
Rage: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait wait! So they fire young assholes like Chris Michaels and bring in old broken down pieces of crap like you?? HAHAHAHAHAHA Look old man if you want a job I think the old man upstairs Bob Herman burned his dick hand earlier tonight prepping his nightly digestive coffee. So a position might be available for you the……
[Harlow slaps Rage across the face.]
James Harlow: SHUT UP YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF CRAP! I’ve seen you run around with Johnny Clash and falling in love in jelly donuts. This right here……this isn’t the Ryan I know! Last week the man that attacked Aidan Caine from behind…..that’s not the Ryan I knew that broke into this business…..The Ryan I knew was hungry….he’d never ask for a night off……where is that kid now huh? This business chew you up and turn you into this fake heel that searches for cheap heat at every turn?
Rage: You get away with the one slap because you helped me break into this business but be careful of wanting a match with me in the ring because I will not hesitate to end your long illustrious career is that really what you want old man?
James Harlow: Kid I’ve been wanting to smack some sense into you for a long time ever since you turned your back on me in WECW. I’ve just been waiting for the right moment.
Rage: Is that your final answer??? Is that what all of you stupid morons want?!?!?!
[Crowd POPS]
Rage: Well…………NO!
[Rage drops the mic in front of Harlow and walks out of the ring.]
James Harlow: Running scared again huh Ryan? That’s all you ever do is run!!! Go back to your bitch Johnny Clash!
[“Bang your head” blasts as Rage walks out through the back curtains and Harlow plays up to the hot crowd shocked at his return to the wrestling scene.]
Thomas Simon: WOW! The James Harlow is back! And he’s in MPW!!!
Bob Herman: Tommy Boy I remember wrestling this guy for years and he is one tough cookie but trying to get himself a match against Rage? I don’t know maybe he should leave that one alone.
Thomas Simon: I think you may be right Bobo…..fans we will be right back after these short messages.
Wake up and smell the roses…..
[Camera fades into backstage as Jay Wyatt is standing with one of MPW’s newest superstars “Playboy” Tyler Rose.]
Jay Wyatt: Hi fans I’m Jay Wyatt here with MPW’s newest….
[Tyler pulls the mic towards himself.]
Tyler Rose: Look enough with the intro ok? I’ve already done it…..these people already have seen it….What you all see right now is the man that will bring the adult film industry and the wrestling industry to its knees………haha…….you get that one Jay? You see I am a man that will make the MPW nation moa……
Jay Wyatt: What the hell?!?!
[Out of nowhere Tyler Rose is superkicked and then helped up and thrown into the concrete wall. The camera pans up and its Ryu Tekai.]
Jay Wyatt: Ryu Tekai??? Why did you? What reason would you?
Ryu Tekai: You will all find out soon enough……
[Ryu walks off as the camera fades on Tyler Rose grabbing his head on the ground.]
Singles Match
Referee: Ross Parker
Cyrus Moore Vs Christian Carter
Thomas Simon: Wow! That was something else for sure. Honey Winters is standing by in the ring for our next match!
Honey Winters: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…….he is CYRUS MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
[The arena lights dim to a yellow and grey color, smoke rises through the stage as “I Walk Alone" by Saliva blares through the PA System. The crowd begins to boo as Cyrus Moore walks out from underneath the titan-tron. He gets to the very top of the ramp and stops, looking throughout the crowd. He cocks a smirky smile on his face and begins walking down the ramp. He makes his way to the ring, grabbing ahold of the second rope and pulling himself up to the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and turns and looks at the crowd. He shakes his head towards them and finishes getting into the ring. He walks over to the one side of the ring and raises one arm up as the crowd’s boo’s get even louder. Cyrus then turns towards the opposite side of the ring and he walks over to the ropes, stepping one foot on the second rope and raising one hand arm in the air. Cyrus then steps back in the corner as his music slowly fades.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent……he is the Sin City Champion CHRISTIAN CARTER!!!!
[As Sandpaper by Fozzy hits the crowd explode into cheers as Christian Carter slowly walks out on stage with the Sin City Championship around his waist. He pauses letting his hands slide over the title, before proceeding down the ramp, giving high fives and chatting with the fans. He jumps up on the apron and then over the top rope, going straight up in the corner holding up the title for show, before jumping down and starting to get ready]
Thomas Simon: This looks to be a great match!!!
[As the bell rings Christian Carter explodes out of the corner, trying to catch Cyrus off guard with a dropkick, but Cyrus sidesteps and swaths him away like nothing. Carter jumps back to his feet and into the ropes rebounding with a clothesline, but the big man stands firm, again Christian Carter takes to the ropes with a Cross Body, Moore catches him with ease and sends him to the mat with a body slam. Towering over his downed opponent Cyrus, starts taunting Carter with a muscle pose. Moore reaches down and pulls up Carter by the hair, backing him into the corner with a couple of brutal rights. Once in the corner he grabs Christians arm and sends him running back first into the opposite corner, where he follows up with a brutal corner clothesline squashing Carter against the turnbuckles. Christian carter drops to his knees and then face first down on the mat as Cyrus steps out of the corner]
Thomas Simon: Cyrus really showing his aggressive side early on.
[Slowly Carter rolls onto his back as Cyrus Moore again towers over him, lifting him up form the canvas and into the air by the neck and throwing him back against the turnbuckles. A smirk plays on Cyrus lips as he once again taunts Carter with another muscle pose, to deafening jeers from the crowd. Moore takes his time as he once again gets ready to charge Carter, but this time Twisted Chaos gets the boot up, Cyrus spots it and catches the leg before sending Carter flying through the air with a Capture Suplex. Once more Christian Carter is on the mat reeling to get up, Moore slowly swaggers over and pulls him up by the hair, before hoisting him high over his head. Cyrus Moore parades around the ring with Carter lifted over his head, before simply letting him drop to the mat. Cyrus kicks Carter over and plants a foot on his chest, once again flashing his impressive biceps to the boos emanating from the crowd....1...2.. Carter suddenly grabs the foot of Cyrus twisting it around by the ankle forcing the big man to fall. Christian Carter goes for the Ankle Lock, but Moore swiftly rolls to his back and kicks him away, with such power that Carter flies through the ring.]
Bob Herman: The raw power that Moore is showing is amazing.
Thomas Simon: It is Bobo…..Carter needs to figure out something quick!
[Christian Carter springs to his feet and into the ropes as Cyrus slowly rises, he barely gets to his feet, before Twisted Chaos charges landing a dropkick to the right knee of the big man. Cyrus Moore goes down to one knee as Carter charges again, this time using the big man's knee for leverage as he lands a picture perfect Shining Wizard sending Cyrus to the mat. Twisted Chaos grabs his opponents right leg landing some stiff kicks to the backside of the knee, Cyrus roars in pain and lunges wildly into the air, trying to catch Carter. His opponent stays on the right leg wrapping it around his own, then leaping into the air landing back on it with a vicious kneedrop. Cyrus rolls around holding his knee as Carter signals for the end as the crowd cheers.]
Thomas Simon: This could be it!!!
[Cyrus is by the ropes using them to get up, still trying to shake of the attack on the knee, but Carter keeps at it landing a series of low kick to the back of Moore's knee. Carter then grabs Cyrus dragging him into the middle of the ring setting up for the Combustible Element, but Moore counters grabbing Carter by the legs and lifting into the air landing face first on the mat with a Flapjack. Both men are down, Cyrus rolling around holding the knee, Christian Carter slowly rising up on his knees. The tow stop and stare at each other, both slowly getting up to their feet, Moore still favouring the right knee as they slowly move towards the center of the ring circling each other looking for an opening. Carter is the first to move, closing in on the right knee, but Cyrus cuts him off with a powerful Polish Hammer, flattening Carter. Moore drags him back up, still hobbling and trying to gain his balance as he drapes Carters arm over his shoulders looking out on the crowd and yelling “You want proof of my dominance!!!”. He hoist Christian up side down still limping a bit, but keeping his balance, before slamming Christian Carter to the mat with a Suplex Slam, he covers.]
Thomas Simon: Christian will be feeling that for weeks!
[...1...2.. Cyrus breaks the cover waving his finger pointing out he is not done yet, as he slowly drags Carter back up and drapes him over his shoulders looking to finish it with the Crank. Carter suddenly starts fighting back, landing a couple of elbows to the side of Moore's head, before sliding head first down the back and into the sunset flip. Cyrus struggles to stay on his feet and finally leaps into the air planning on landing on Christian’s chest, but Carter gets out of the way as Cyrus sits directly down on the mat. Carter leaps up and lands a low dropkick to the back of the seated Cyrus. Swiftly Carter jumps to the top of the corner and sails of with a high twisting senton that hits its mark....1...2... Cyrus kicks out in the last second, Christian jumps to his feet and grabs Moore by the head trying to drag him to his feet. Cyrus fights back landing some heavy body shots on Carter, before pushing him backwards. Christian stumbles back and straight into Ross Parker, who gets squashed in the corner. Twisted Chaos swiftly springs back into action, charging Cyrus and landing an Enziguri, sending Cyrus back on the mat. Carter follows up, pulling Cyrus up to his feet, wasting no time as he hits the Combustible Element and goes for the cover]
Thomas Simon: This has got to be it!! Carter has this! Wait the ref is out!!!
[The referee is still out as Carter covers, finally Christian realizes it, as a mumbling starts emanating from the crowd. He rolls to his feet and walks over to the ref. Meanwhile with none of the combatants noticing Primal comes storming down the ramp and slides in behind Carter. The Dane looks down at Cyrus and then up at Twisted Chaos as the crowd starts jeering. Just as Carter turns the Dane lands a kick to the midsection forcing Christian to double over, Primal grabs him and flips him up on his shoulder planting him face first on the mat with the Primal Roar. The Danish Destroyer throws his arms out to both sides and roars as he stands towering over the two downed wrestlers as referee Ross Parker has come to has started to come to noticing what happened. He calls for the bell. Honey Winters walks over to Ross Parker who tells her his decision.]
Honey Winters: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match as results of a disqualification CHRISTIAN CARTER!!!!
[“Sandpaper” blasts as Primal exits the ring leaving Carter out. Cyrus is slowly coming to and hears the music playing. Enraged he stands up and grabs Parker who tells him his decision. Cyrus snaps and lifts Parker up and puts him in the Crank and tosses him to the side. Parker falls limp on the impact as Cyrus stalks Carter in the ring. Carter slowly shakes off the attack and tries to piece together what happened. He turns around and is instantly nailed with the Crank by Cyrus! Carter is out cold as Cyrus stands alone in the ring furious at the result. All of a sudden from the back “Money” by Everlast is heard as Stephen Hale runs out with a mic in hand.]
Stephen Hale: Cyrus Moore……the Immortal Cyrus Moore….it’s a damn pleasure to meet you Cyrus! I’ve heard A LOT about you.
[Cyrus goes and demands a mic from Honey.]
Cyrus Moore: Make it quick before I make you my next victim!
Stephen Hale: Look earlier tonight I mentioned I had someone in mind that would be able to lead a New Breed movement in MPW. Someone to shake things up……that man is you Cyrus…You are THE corporate choice!
Cyrus Moore: Really huh? Look I’m no corporate pigeon I can tell you that right now……
[Crowd pops at that answer]
Cyrus Moore: But I know money when I see it…….and I like money so how about this next week I take care of your little problem there Anthony McNair and we sit down and talk business.
Stephen Hale: I like the sound of that Cyrus………
[“I Walk Alone” plays as Stephen holds the ropes for Cyrus and they exit the ring together.]
Thomas Simon: What the hell?? What did we just witness? Are Cyrus and Stephen Hale working together??!?!?! We need to make sense of this fans……..we’ll be right back.
Bladder Problems……
[Guerrilla Radio by Rage against the Machine hits and the fans cheer. Trey Baxter walks out on to the stage with the MPW World Championship and holds it up in the air. He walks to the ring with a smile on his face and takes the microphone from Honey Winters. ]
Trey Baxter: You know it never gets old walking out here as the MPW World Heavyweight Champion!
[The fans cheer as Trey smiles and scratches his beard]
Trey Baxter: You may wonder why I am out here before the main event is scheduled to come on but I have a few things I want to address here tonight. The first thing is a cheap plug and a damn good one. I want to let you all know that I will be making an appearance on the first ever Thursday Night Takedown THIS WEEK!
[The fans cheer]
Trey Baxter: And for those wondering, it will start on time
[Trey winks as the fans laugh]
Trey Baxter: The second reason I’m out here is because there’s a big slimy thorn in my side and his name is Johnny Clash.
[The fans boo as Trey waits for them to quiet down]
Trey Baxter: I feel bad mostly for you guys. I am allowed to go to the back and avoid him but you guys, you get the worst of it. You can only escape him with a bathroom break or to get a hot dog. But I know you are sick of him and I am very sick of him and at After Shock I will finally shut his god damn..
[Hero by Skillet hits and the fans boo. Johnny Clash steps out on to the stage in a full suit with sunglasses on. He smirks and holds a microphone in his hand]
Trey Baxter: Oh look, suddenly the whole crowd has bladder problems.
[The fans laugh and Clash laughs mockingly]
Johnny Clash: Trey Baxter, you can come out here and say whatever the hell you want about me but in the end you will know that I am better than you either way. So we can do this two ways… you can just hand over that World Title right now and save yourself the beating or we can do it the hard way and I can beat your ass at After Shock.
Trey Baxter: that's cute really. Maybe you can just poke my chest and I'll go down and you can pin me. Is that how you want it? Because I remember the last title you won it was something like that wasn't it? Wasn't it basically handed to you?
[The fans yell OHH! as Johnny's face changes]
Johnny Clash: you know damn well that's not true Trey and you will see on October 9th! I already dumped one sleaze out of my life and I can't wait to get rid of you too. You have to understand that I RUN THIS PLACE. I am the reason it is where it is at today! Not you or Jackson Blaze, ME!
Trey Baxter: OH Johnny! That reminds me. You mentioned a "sleaze" before and I must imagine that you are talking about your now ex wife Laura Tavares
[The crowd cheers and Johnny makes fake puking noises]
Trey Baxter: You cheated on her, abused her mentally and well.. maybe physically. We all ridiculed her for being with a scum bag like you but it finally seems like she did something right and she dumped your ass. She caught on to you Johnny, she wasn't drinking the Kool Aid and as you can see she isn't here tonight. She thought you were someone else and she thought you were a different guy. I remember watching you guys on tv back in the day when you actually gave a shit about each other and you weren't a doosh bag.
[The fans cheer]
Trey Baxter: Instead you sent a beautiful girl packing in tears because you fucked up!
Johnny Clash: Trey you have no idea what was going on behind closed doors so before you say something that will get your ass kicked I suggest you shut the hell up!
Trey Baxter: Oh i'm far from done Johnny. I actually woke up this morning to an email on my cell phone. I didn't know the address it came from but it appeared to be a voice mail of some sort… maybe you have heard it?
[Johnny's face gets serious]
Johnny Clash: Don't you date Trey!
Trey Baxter: OH I think I will! Roll it!
[Trey points to the titan tron which shows a sound meter and sub titles]
"Hey.. it's me. I want to explain my actions baby, you know I love you. I love you so much I think about you all the time. I messed up and need you to come back home! It's not the same without you!
[Sniffling]
"Come home! I need you! Remember that song I used to sing you!? No other love in all of the world In all of my life there was no other love! NO OTHER LOVE!!!! NO OTHER LOVE!!!!! BABY COME HOME!!"
[The singing stops and the crying commences harder and harder. The fans laugh and Trey Baxter laughs. Johnny is flipping out]
Johnny Clash: TURN IT OFF TREY TURN IT OFF!
Trey Baxter: IS THAT BARRY MANILOW!? MY GOD CLASH!
Johnny Clash: TURN IT OFF!
Trey Baxter: Here is the best part… theres a picture attached!
[The picture shows Clash laying spread eagle on the ground in black tighty wightys with a rose in his mouth, whip cream and cherries on his nipples on a zebra skin rug]
Johnny Clash: TURN IT OFF TREY IT ISN'T FUNNY! IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
[Johnny takes off his suit jacket and runs down to the ring. He jumps up on to the apron and Trey gives him a round house kick and he falls off the apron down to the mat]
Trey Baxter: See you at After Shock, Manilow.
[Guerilla Radio hits as the fans cheer and Trey Baxter holds up the World Championship as Clash is furious on the outside.]
Bob Herman: Wow……….I just……..Wow
Thomas Simon: HAHAHAHA Yes Baxter! Fans we will be right back with our main event!!!
Main Event
Referee: Bliss
Kurt Newman Vs Bloodhound
Thomas Simon: Welcome back fans…….the North American Champion Bliss has already made her entrance I guess you know what that means?? It’s main event time!!!
Freddy Class: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall……..introducing first he is BLOOOOOODHOOOOOOOUND!
[Of Wolf and Man by Metallica begins to in the arena. After a few seconds, Bloodhound emerges from the back. AS the lyrics "Off through the new days mist I run Out from the new days mist I have come" Bloodhound raises his and head and howls several time before dropping to a knee. He looks around, getting his senses acquainted to his surroundings and then intensely studies the ring. After a few seconds, he gets back onto his feet and makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He enters the ring by climbing the steel steps and spring boarding over the top rope.]
Freddy Class: And his opponent…………he is KURT NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMAN!
[The arena fills with cheers as Infection by the Bellrays plays throughout the arena. Kurt makes his way out with two female models on each side of him. Kurt has a huge smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. As the three individuals make their way to the ring, Kurt quickly jumps up to the ring and sits on the bottom of the rope. The two females slowly make their way up to the ring and pass underneath the ropes that Kurt is sitting on. Kurt flips into the ring and makes his way over to one of the ring post as streamers of different colors fill the ring. Kurt claps his hands in celebration as he jumps off the ring post and walks over to the two ladies who smile at Kurt as he leans over and kisses both of them on the cheeks.]
Thomas Simon: This should be interesting folks! I wonder what Bliss’ role will be?
[Newman and Bloodhound begin to circle each other as Bliss calls for the bell to ring. Newman keeps saying something to Bliss who keeps shaking her head at him. Newman finally turns around and moons Bliss. When he finally pulls his pants back up and turns around to face Bliss he is hit with a big boot right to the face by Bloodhound that immediately sends Newman down. Newman immediately grabs his face in pain as Bliss lets out a huge smile and even kicks Newman while he is down. Bloodhound looks at her and gives her a look for her to back off and she does. Bloodhound quickly picks up Newman and belly to belly suplex's him sending him half way across the ring. Newman is somehow able to quickly jump up to his feet and run at Bloodhound who is waiting and immediately picks him up and slams him down on his back with a hard spinebuster! Bloodhound quickly goes for the pin! 1..2..Kickout! Newman is somehow able to kickout even though Bliss counted extremely fast! Bloodhound gets to his feet and picks Newman up before hip tossing him across the ring showcasing his amazing power. Bloodhound wastes no time as he quickly picks Newman up and whips him hard into the corner where Newman hits back first with some serious force.]
Thomas Simon: Bliss is showing her hand early here Bobo……
Bob Herman: That’s not the only thing she is showing Tommy Boy……..you see that nip slip?
[Bloodhound uses his boot to choke Newman in the corner. Instead of making Bloodhound stop after a few moments Bliss just stands there and enjoys it. Bloodhound finally lets go of the hold which causes Newman to fall down to the ground. Bloodhound once again picks him up and tries to irish whip him into the opposite corner but Newman is able to reverse it and send Bloodhound crashing back first into the opposite corner before charging at him and hitting him with a corner splash that sends Bloodhound stumbling out of the corner. Newman climbs up to the top rope real quick before jumping off and connecting with a missile dropkick that finally sends Bloodhound to the ground. Bloodhound immediately is able to get to a vertical base and as he does Newman bounces off the ropes and hits Bloodhound with a hard clothesline that sends him down again. As Bloodhound once again makes his way to his feet Newman grabs him and tries to irish whip him but this time Bloodhound reverses it sending Newman into the ropes. As Newman comes back Bloodhound attempts to hit him with a clothesline but Newman ducks under it before hitting him with a Crucifix Driver! Bloodhound is down and out!]
Thomas Simon: This has got to be it!! Bloodhound has it!
[Newman hooks the leg of Bloodhound for the pin but after a few moments notices that Bliss hasn't even begun to count. Newman looks up at her and tells her to count! She jumps down to the mat and begins the count but does so very slowly. 1.....2.......Kickout! Newman should have had this match won! He gets up and immediately gets in Bliss' face angry about not getting the win! They exchange words and are face to face as neither of the two is willing to back down. This gives Bloodhound enough time to recover and start making his way to his feet. Bloodhound backs up as he waits for Newman to turn his attention back towards him. As soon as Newman begins to turn Bloodhound charges at him and hits him with a perfectly timed spear! Newman goes down hard! Bloodhound quickly goes for the pin! 1..2..Kickout! Newman kicks out yet again despite another fast count from Bliss.]
Bob Herman: I could watch Bliss go for that count all night long!
[Bloodhound sits up and is frustrated that he still hasn't been able to get the win. Bloodhound picks Newman up and hooks his head before lifting him up and holding him up in the air before dropping him down hard with a stalling suplex. Bloodhound gets to his feet as he stares down Bliss before staring at the downed Newman who is slowly starting to make his way to his feet. As he does Bloodhound immediately hits him with a hard elbow to the stomach before turning Newman around and grabbing him around his head to hit his finisher The Bite! Newman somehow is able to wiggle his way free of Bloodhounds hold to avoid being hit by The Bite! Bloodhound immediately tries to swing with a hard right but Newman ducks under it, grabs him from behind, and hits him with the Gemini Driver! This one might be over!]
Thomas Simon: No way even with Bliss’ slow counts will Bloodhound kickout of this!
[Newman goes for the pin but yet again Bliss doesn't begin the count until he sits up and demands for her too. As Bliss is just looking at her nails she finally decides to go down and begin the count which happens to be slow yet again. 1......2......Kickout!! Thanks to Bliss Bloodhound is able to kick out again. Newman gets up and furiously gets into Bliss' face as the two exchange words again. They argue back and forth for a few moments as Bloodhound is finally begin to recover behind them. Newman gives Bliss a little shove. She stands back for a moment after realizing what he just did and then runs at him and pushes Newman herself. Bloodhound is behind Newman waiting and as Bliss pushes him she pushes him right into a Bloodhound roll up! 1.2.3!!! Bliss makes the incredibly fast count to give Bloodhound the win over Kurt Newman! Bliss just screwed Kurt Newman over repeatedly in this match and never gave him a chance to win the match. The bell rings as Bliss lifts Bloodhound's hand high in the air and Of Wolf and Man begins to play.]
Thomas Simon: OH COME ON! NEWMAN JUST GOT SCREWED!!
Bob Herman: Screwed by Bliss? He should be so lucky!
Thomas Simon: I cannot believe how this night has gone so far….what could possibly happen next?
[23 Days by Framing Hanley plays as Biguns stands on the ramp, with her arms folded, glaring at the crowd. With her chest out and proud, she then struts down the ramp as her music plays, wearing a pair of glasses as usual, ignoring the jeers of the crowd. She climbs the stairs and enters through the top and middle ropes. In the middle of the ring, she plants her hands on her hips and looks at the crowd in disdain. Honey Winters hands her a microphone]
Ms. Biguns: I know you guys are just thrilled to see me. Unlike that little rat Laura Tavares I am a real woman and I hope she never shows her face in here again.
[The fans boo as Biguns just smiles and waits for them to stop]
Ms. Biguns: I am not out here to talk about that whore. I am out here because I have something to say to the.. sexy General Manager Bill Adams. Come on out here Billy!
[Bill Adam's theme song "My Hero' by Foo Fighters hits and he walks slowly out on to stage with a huge smile on his face. He points to himself and shrugs as Biguns stares him up and down as he walks to the ring]
Thomas Simon: This is a strange relationship right here. I just don't get it
Bob Herman: The ladies love a man with power. That's why they don't like you!
[Adams steps in the ring and stands in front of Biguns]
Ms. Biguns: There's my handsome man… I missed you Billy Boy.
[Ms. Biguns puts her arm around Bill Adams and he looks at her up and down and smirks]
Ms. Biguns: Billy, you see i had such a good time last week in our "meeting" that I just had to come out here and tell the world what really went on in there..
[Adams smiles nervously and looks around at the fans]
Bill Adams: Yeah? Are you sure you want to do that?
Ms. Biguns: Oh I’m sure. Let's take a look shall we?
[Biguns points up to the screen where the clip from last week is shown. The camera rolls past where it cut off last week]
[Last Week]
Ms. Biguns: Trust me Bill. No one must ever know about us...I mean our business...it's highly confidential. You understand, don't you Billy-poo?
Bill Adams: Oh yes. Don't worry, my lips are sealed.
Ms. Biguns: Good...
Bill Adams: Hey then. How about the closet here?
Ms. Biguns: You have a closet in your office?
Bill Adams: ...yeah?
Ms. Biguns: Perfect. Let's go.
Bill Adams: Okay!
[Bill leaps out of his chair as Ms. Biguns makes her towards the closet. He opens the door to allow her in first.]
Bill Adams: This way Jasmine. There's something that I'd like to show you in here...
Ms. Biguns: I'd love to.
[With her smirk on her face, Ms. Biguns closes the door behind them.]
Ms. Biguns: Bill, what are you doing..
Bill Adams: Just be quiet.. let me do my thing.
Ms. Biguns: Bill i don't feel comfortable doing this.
Bill Adams: Oh yeah take it! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
Ms. Biguns: Get off of me! BILL STOP! STOP!
[The door flings open 35 seconds later and Adams is all sweaty as Biguns covers herself up]
Bill Adams: And boom goes the dynamite
[Back in the ring]
[Bill Adam's face is in shock and the crowd is in an uproar. Biguns folds her arms and looks at him. Adams points to the screen and is speechless]
Bill Adams: You.. you overdubbed that voice! You didn't tell me to stop! I… I..
Ms. Biguns: Mr. Adams.. I spoke with Stephen Hale earlier. I presented this footage to him and showed him how you held me against my will and violated my body. He was going to lock you up and put you in jail for a long long time Mr. Adams.
[Adam's face is in shock as he gulps and wipes the sweat off]
Ms. Biguns: But I’m a nice lady Billy Poo. I told Stephen I wouldn't press charges under one condition.
Bill Adams: What is that?
Ms. Biguns: Mr. Adams, fans. You are looking at the NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF MONDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT! HA HA HA!
[Biguns tilts her head back and laughs like a monster as Adams eyes pop out of his head and he is at a loss for words]
Ms. Biguns: Oh and Bill.. You aren't fired sweetie. I will let you continue to manage your precious TWI.. But I also need an assistant. And I believe the toilet in my bathroom is clogged if you wanna get on that right now. I let Clash use it earlier and I don't know what that boy eats!
[Biguns points towards the ramp as Adams looks around and the fans react]
Ms. Biguns: NOW!
[Adams jumps and leaves the ring as Biguns laughs. She drops the microphone and her theme song hits]
Thomas Simon: I can't believe this! Bill Adams gets screwed over again!
Bob Herman: Biguns is a genius!
Thomas Simon: Adam's said she overdubbed the sound on that clip. Genius is one thing but Evil is another! Fans I cannot believe I have seen this happen…….. We are out of time we will see you Thursday for the debut of Thursday Night Takedown!!!
Bob Herman: I wonder what my boy Johnny Clash will say now that he and Laura seem to be on the outs!
Thomas Simon: He did get caught red handed so to speak Bobo.
Bob Herman: Kelly Ann was on her period?
Thomas Simon: Come on Bobby!!! GAWD! I’m going to puke.
Bob Herman: Oh grow up Tommy Boy……
Thomas Simon: Me grow up…..you’re the one……..ah forget it…..also tonight fans our main event will be Kurt Newman versus Bloodhound……..
Bob Herman: With the North American Champion Bliss as the special guest ref!
Thomas Simon: That’s right it will definitely be interesting tonight! Most importantly this is our final show before this Thursday’s debut of Thursday Night Takedown!!!
Bob Herman: That’s right Madd Katt’s show…….still gotta be better than RAW though.
Thomas Simon: I’m sure you’re right Bobo….Fans……..what the? We know this music its Anthony McNair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEEDING ANSWERS
[The fans erupt as Anthony McNair makes his way through the curtain with a steel chair in hand. He gets to the bottom of the ramp with a pissed off look on his face then walks around the ring until he stops in front of Honey Winters. He glances in her direction and then grabs the mic causing Honey to flinch. He smirks at her then throws the chair in the ring. McNair paces around the back of the ring as his music fades.]
Thomas Simon: I wonder what he has to address. This should be good.
Anthony McNair: It’s been a long few days…..a LONG few days…...Last week you all saw a little tiff backstage between me and ‘Little Stevie’. It’s no secret we used to be friends…..but after what he did…….*shakes his head in disgust* there is no fucking way I can forgive a piece of shit like him!
[Crowd POPS]
Anthony McNair: Oh you people like that huh? I only speak the truth. So I had an idea this week…….this week………*starts climbing ring steps* I thought I would call out the silver spooned shit-head himself! *he slips through the ropes and grabs the chair.* This chair right here….is it a weapon tonight?......hmmm I don’t know but for now? My fat ass needs to sit down!
[McNair unfolds the chair and sits down.]
Anthony McNair: OK Stevie boy! Come on out! I know you are back there! I’ve seen your tweets! I know your Mom and Dad and slutty sister are not here either so bring your scrawny ass out here now! Come on Stephen…………..Look I’ll sit here all night……….nobody wants to see Taufik or Frost wrestle…….hell that’s a piss break!
[McNair sits patiently in the chair and places his mic on his lap. The fans start chanting “WE WANT STEVIE!” McNair chuckles to himself as “Money” by Everlast blasts as Stephen Hale’s picture flashes across the MPWtron and he walks out with a mic in hand already. Boo’s are heard throughout the crowd.]
Stephen Hale: If I could just have everyone’s undivided attention for just one………
[Crowd starts chanting “LITTLE STEVIE!” louder and louder.]
Stephen Hale: SHUT UP! Or I’ll have this show stopped and you can all go and watch RAW!
[Crowd boo’s and chants of “You suck Cena” are heard. Stephen is visibly frustrated but continues on.]
Stephen Hale: Anthony could you please tell me why you are sitting in my ring, disturbing the start of tonight’s show?? What was so important that you had to disturb me?
Anthony McNair: Well first of all…..I’m fine thank you for asking! I can see you wore the best clothes you had that just gave off a subtle hint of douche. Well done it really is……..
[Crowd chants “YOU’RE A DOUCHEBAG!”]
Stephan Hale: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
Anthony McNair: Ohhhhh now you’ve had enough? Heheheh Stevie boy I haven’t even begun with you yet. I told you last week I would bring down each of your disgusting family.
Stephen Hale: Blah….blah…..blah…..I’ve heard it all bef…….
Anthony McNair: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHOIR BOY! I’m talking! That means you listen up and listen good! I racked my brain for days trying to figure out who to take down first……..The old stooge? Nah too easy, plus no fun the bones are so brittle………the old whore? Nah again…..way too easy….in more ways then one……The disgusting slut? Nah she’s probably getting herself tested after rolling around with Clash for 3 and half minutes…….So that left me with just one person……my dear old buddy, old pal……Little Stevie Hale. I figured you were and in fact AM the main cause of practically all of my issues. Why not start with you? I mean it’s easy because I could just walk out of this ring and drive your skull into that steel stage. But…but something stuck with me Stephen…..you know what it was?
Stephen Hale: The chicken wings on your face from breakfast?
Anthony McNair: Oh always the funny one Stephen…..let’s see how much you laugh with a mouth full of blood that’s drowning you!
[Stephen Hale turns white as a ghost in fear.]
Anthony McNair: HAHAHAHA you’re going to be just like that technician and piss all over yourself. HAHAHAHA! Sorry I went off subject there…..you told me that you wanted to torture me tonight and that it was starting with my match with Titan. How do you plan on doing that Stephen? What you going to make yourself the special guest referee? Announce a win or your fired stipulation? Come on! Give me something here……I’m curious because anything is better than your first plan of attempting to leave me unemployed with no notice!
Stephen Hale: Really? You think what I did there was torture? Oh Tony, Tony, Tony……you really have no clue what’s in store for you and in fact MPW……You see I am starting a new example of what I think a real MPW superstar should look like. Someone who respects man in my position……….Someone that can be the start of a New Breed in MPW…….
Anthony McNair: Oh yeah? And just who would this someone be……Titan perhaps? Because that would be shocking wouldn’t it? He goes from being Adams’ bitch to yours in a single step! Please tell you’re not that lame Stevie…….
Stephen Hale: Oh you will find out Tony….just not right now……it’d be too easy……Now if you would please get the hell out of MY ring!
Anthony McNair: Here’s an idea……..why don’t you come and try yourself needle dick?!?!
[McNair drops the mic and holds his arms out wide. Stephen looks furious and begins to head down the ramp. He stops halfway and smirks towards McNair. Anthony is yelling for Stephen to get his ass in the ring. Stephen takes his suit jacket off and throws it on the ramp and then runs to the ring. He goes to grab the bottom but stops just as the crowd is stirring and Titan hops the barrier and gets on the ring apron stepping over the top rope. McNair is urging Hale on but is then attacked from behind by Titan with an elbow to the back of the head.]
Thomas Simon: MY GOD! Where did Titan come from?!?!?!
[Titan stands over a dazed McNair. Hale orders him from the outside to finish the job as Titan goes to grab McNair but is low blowed by Anthony. He pops up and then grabs Titan and hits The McNail onto the steel chair still folded in the chair position. He gets back up to see Hale running back up the ramp cursing at Stephen. McNair picks up the mic to speak.]
Anthony McNair: You stupid son of a bitch! You think Big Bird is going to stop me? Good luck……actually how about I start my match right now?
[Hale is furious yelling at McNair. He watches as McNair goes out and lifts the ring apron and pulls out a bat warped in barbwire. He lifts it up high as the crowd goes wild.]
Bob Herman: What the? What is he planning on doing with that?
[McNair slides back in the ring and nails Titan square in the stomach with a shot from the bat. Titan flips over clutching his stomach as McNair drops a leg drop square on the back of his head. McNair points at Hale and then quickly locks in a crippler Crossface but instead of using his hands on Titan’s face he pulls back with the barbed wire bat. Titan is heard screaming in agony as the razor sharp wire cuts into his jaw. McNair is yelling and pulling back more as Titan is tapping out. McNair lets go leaving Titan lying with blood pooling underneath him. McNair places the bat on his shoulder and grabs the mic.]
Anthony McNair: Ding, ding, ding looks like I win by tap out! Suck on that TV Stevie!!!
[“Sound of Madness” blasts as the crowd goes absolutely nuts and Hale is left seething on the stage.]
Thomas Simon: My god! What carnage but listen to this crowd?!?! They have bought right into the ‘Chaos Campaign’!
Bob Herman: No one thinks of the true victim in this whole ordeal. Titan!
Thomas Simon: Most likely I’d say he deserved it! Fans we are going to a quick commercial break and we will be right back!
Singles Match
Referee: Howard Green
Taufik Vs Frost
[We come back from commercial as Frost is already in the ring awaiting his opponent Taufik.]
Thomas Simon: Fans welcome back to Monday Night’s Main Event…..We just witnessed what is potentially the start of a very very heated battle between Stephen Hale and Anthony McNair. These two have a lot of hatred for one another that’s sure to……..
Thomas Simon: Looks like we are getting started with our next match!
[Taufik theme starts to play as both Jamal and Taufik make their way to the ring with the fans jeering their lungs out as the both of them have the looks that they are in no mood for whatever the fans have to think. Taufik steps into the ring and looks across the ring at Frost. Jamal comes in the ring and disrobes Taufik then takes the TV Title and raises it high in the air to the fans jeering. Jamal holds it back to Taufik as Taufik grabs the title and places it to his head and says some prayers before ordering Jamal out of the ring.]
Thomas Simon: The fans have a pure hatred on for Taufik tonight!
Bob Herman: Tonight? He’s the John Cena of MPW!
[The bell rings as Frost charges at the TV champion but Taufik quickly turns out of the way as Frost hits the turnbuckle and comes back and is immediately locked into the “May Allah be with You!” Taufik falls back locking his legs around Frost. Frost fights for a few seconds but taps out and Howard Green calls for the bell. He goes back to Taufik he tightens the hold as Frost passes out.]
Thomas Simon: Wow….that…….that was fast. Taufik looks more aggressive than usual tonight.
[Jamal steps into the ring with a microphone as the crowd is raining down with boos. Jamal bows and hands the title to Taufik then asks for permission to speak which Taufik grants.]
Jamal: You all better shut up and listen to what The Saviour Taufik has to say! We both have no time for all of your foolishness because The Great Taufik has something important to say so listen up!
[Jamal hands the microphone over to Jamal. Taufik takes it then slaps Jamal and points at him. Jamal thanks Taufik for being so gracious.]
Taufik: A few weeks ago, I was sitting down and relaxing in the hotel when I stumbled upon an article online about a hate video about my religion and it causes riots with my Muslim brothers and sisters. The video makes fun of my prophet and that isn’t the insulting part, the insulting part is that they show his face where clearly in my Quran, the face of the prophet Muhammad wasn't revealed so we wouldn't know ourselves. The director of this movie is not done by a Muslim; it was done by a Jewish guy that wants to show the true side of Islam. What he has done is showing nothing but utter bullshit like as if he understands Islam.
[Taufik then hears more boo’s his way as he gets more pissed as he continues to speak.]
Taufik: I don't know about you ignorant Americans, but you people have no problem having your religion being mocked and make fun of but I have! And as a Muslim….I have pride in my religion. Even though that movie mocks my religion, I choose to stay here than join my brother and sister in protest which I personally think it wouldn't be necessary as it will show the world that the person who makes the video is right. Even though that it’s our job to put some sense into you people, and my brother and sister should be doing the next best thing, and that is going to the mosque and pray for this madness to end.
[The fans boo even louder as Taufik hands the mic back to Jamal and instructs him to.]
Jamal: All of you better show some respect! I’m an American just like you, and I myself couldn't take the abuse that my religion is getting. You people won’t defend your own religion but both me and Taufik will because we both love our religion and our brother and sister has made their voice heard and now we should have our voice heard. So show some respect to your Television champion.
Taufik: Champion or not I will make sure that I will beat any of those people who get in our way. assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.
[Taufik theme song then starts to play as the fans keep jeering and Taufik hoist up his television title up high before leaving the ring as the both of them head to the back.]
Thomas Simon: Wow……seems like we all just got put on notice…..
Bob Herman: I’m sorry I must’ve missed the whole thing there where he was being Muslim……just trying to get this damn Tassimo to work……its supposed to be easy like you just………AHHHHH my Viagra hand!
Thomas Simon: Ha! Fans I’m being instructed to take you to the parking lot as someone is just arriving.
Sorry to bother you but…..
Johnny Clash: *Sniff Sniff* hmm.. I don’t smell crazy slut.. I guess my EX Wife decided not to show up tonight. Ha Ha!
[Johnny walks to the arena and is bombarded by Tim Bowers]
Tim Bowers: Johnny Clash, sorry to bother you but..
Johnny Clash: Hold on.. Before you start I know what you are going to ask me about and yes, Bigun’s tits are real. They are amazing! I love to motorboat those things..
[Johnny begins making motor boating motions and laughs]
Tim Bowers: Well, we were asking about your.. Well I guess now ex wife, Laura Tavares. Is it really over?
Johnny Clash: Did you see the show last week? Yes of course it’s over and do I regret any of it? Hell no. Being on the road with that hag was a pain in the dick! All she did was complain and she wasn’t the greatest in bed. Now I am free to do whatever I want when I want and let me tell ya Timmy, life hasn’t been better.
Tim Bowers: Clash, I was also told to ask you your current status with Miss Biguns. Are you guys dating now?
Johnny Clash: Dating? Dating is child’s play. You wanna know what Biguns and I are doing? We’re fucking. Yeah that’s right just fucking. Just like the rest of the women I come in contact with that I bring in to the king size bed of MY house, not Laura’s. Our lawyers are talking right now and she fucked up by attacking me after she found out the truth. That was a no no and it looks like I will be getting mostly everything and some. So I am glad she went back to New York because she is no longer welcome in my presence. Now if you excuse me Tim..
[Johnny walks off leaving Tim Bowers in the parking lot shaking his head as the screen cuts to commercial.]
[Screen fades into the back where Rye is seen attacking Jake Cage.]
Thomas Simon: Fans welcome back to Main Event! We were supposed to have Cage versus Rye Payne next but…..it seems Rye has taken matters into his own hands!
[Rye helps Cage and tosses him against a speaker cart.]
Rye Payne: I got your nose…………I got your nose………Oh you going to sell more oranges?!?! You’re such a fucking waste of my time bitch!
[Rye lines up and runs at Cage nailing him with a boot to the face. Cage collapses to the ground as Rye stands over him.]
Rye Payne: Just what I thought! You’re nothing but a little bearded……
Voice: JAKE?
[Rye turns to see the Sin City Champion Christian Carter darting down the hall. Rye quickly takes off and Carter gets to Cage. He crouches down and grabs Cage.]
Christian Carter: Jake? JAKE?!?! You! Get help right now……..Wake up buddy! Come on!
[Jake begins to mutter something.]
Jake Cage: Christia..n…..come close……r…..
[Christian leans in to Cage and then Cage burps in Carter’s ear. Carter’s head snaps back and he let’s go of Cage. Medics come and tend to him.]
Medic: Jake do you hear us?
Jake Cage: Everything is so dark…..Should I run towards to the light? It looks like a big disco ball….wait is that Elton John? No it’s just Justin Fischer.
Medic: No don’t run towards the light Jake stay with us.
[Camera pans up and you see Carter wiping his ear but look’s infuriated.]
Christian Carter: You guys got this right?
Medic: Yeah of course Christian. He’ll be fine……he’s just…..
Christian Carter: Special? Ya I know……..
Tae-Bo
[Camera fades to the parking lot once again as another limo pulls up.]
Thomas Simon: Who is this now?
[The door opens and two cups fall out that have the Church’s Chicken logo on it. The crowd is heard popping as the MPW World Champion Trey Baxter steps out eating a chicken sandwich. Tim Bowers comes up and speaks to him.]
Tim Bowers: Trey! Trey! You gotta a minute?
Trey Baxter: mmmmm Just a second man I’m enjoying a satisfying crispy chicken sandwich made with tender, juicy chicken cooked to golden perfection and topped off with tasty mayo and fresh lettuce on a sesame seed bun. It’s no wonder Church’s is the new favourite place for Chicken Sandwiches and the only chicken good enough for MPW!
Tim Bowers: Ok? That was a bit weird……
Trey Baxter: Weird? Don’t mock a man about his love of chicken……especially if that love is Church’s! What’s up Tae-Bo?
Tim Bowers: Tim……its Tim…….
Trey Baxter: Look until that delicious chicken hits your lips its Tae-Bo.
[Tim shakes his head and continues.]
Tim Bowers: We heard from Johnny Clash a few moments ago when he arrived. He seems that he is over Laura his ex-wife……
Trey Baxter: Oh really? Well a little birdie told me otherwise. I got a little gift for the MPW Nation that I will show them all later tonight…..Ain’t that right Newman?
[Suddenly Kurt Newman pops out of the limo eating a piece of chicken and has the Awesome title around his waist.]
Kurt Newman: *chews loudly* you know something Trey……*chews loudly more then picks his teeth and wipes it on Tim’s jacket.* these are the best breasts I have ever had the pleasure of sticking in my mouth……
Tim Bowers: Did you really have to wipe it on my jacket?!?!
[Tim is trying to wipe the chicken off of his jacket as Newman drops his glasses down on his nose.]
Kurt Newman: Trey….whose that guy?
Trey Baxter: That’s Billy Blanks the guy that created Tae-Bo!
Kurt Newman: Really?!?! No way! I did that stuff in like 1999….it was so popular back then. Hey Billy would you mind a little pic?
Tim Bowers: Look I’m not Billy Blanks! I don’t know what Tae-Bo is?!?!?!
Kurt Newman: Jeez you celebs are cranky. Ah well here hold this……
[Kurt hands him the left over bones from the chicken breast as Trey and Newman walk away talking.]
Thomas Simon: HA! I love seeing Tim get it!
Bob Herman: You know if you think about it he does look an awful lot like Billy Blanks……just less crispy…
Thomas Simon: You are going to get us fired…..fans we are taking a quick break but we will be right back!
So Devine…….
[Camera fades back from commercial as Scotty Devine is seen standing in the ring.]
Thomas Simon: Who is that guy?
Bob Herman: I don’t know exactly…..I think I’ve seen him skateboarding downtown once.
Scotty Devine: Shut up all of you!! I have something to sa……..
[“Cryin’ like a Bitch” blasts as Rage walks out to the top of the stage. The fans boo as The Only One approaches the ring. He climbs up the ring steps and into the ring. Devine looks at him and Rage gives him a sly smirk and asks for the mic. Devine looks at him strange but goes to hand it over and Rage kicks him in the stomach and then lifts him up into a suplex position and drives him down on to his knee face first with the Northern Touch!! Devine hits the mat and rolls out of the ring as the fans POP! Rage leans down and grabs the mic.]
Rage: SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND LET RAGE EDUCATE YOUR FAT ASSES!!!
[Crowd Boos.]
Rage: That’s better……..I just hate no shows and never will be’s so I just felt like I had to do something……But to the task at hand…Did you all see my work last week?
[Crowd boos at Rage even more.]
Rage: Oh you didn’t? Let’s take another look then!
[Rage pushes through some of the MPW Officials and grabs Caine and punches him a few times and leaves him leaning against the pick up. Rage opens the driver’s door and grabs Caine throwing his head in the bottom of the door frame.]
Thomas Simon: No please! My god no!!! RAGE DON’T DO IT…..RAAGGGGEEEE!!!
[Rage grabs the door and slams it on his Caine’s head. Caine’s body goes limp as a huge scream is heard from behind as Electra Stevens comes running in. Rage backs up right away as MPW Medical officers pull Caine to the ground. Electra is sobbing as she sees Caine lying limp as the medic’s tend to him.]
Electra Stevens: No….why would you do this Ryan? WHY?!?!?
[Rage grabs Electra by the hair and pulls her to her feet.]
Electra Stevens: Oh God the last time I saw a look like that….
Rage: What? I threw a piece of furniture at you? Yeah I did…..You see what you’re little games have caused? Welcome back to MPW Lexi! I hope you’re happy…..this is on you!
[Rage then tosses Electra into the side of the pick up and she grabs her stomach and crumbles to the floor. Medics rush to check on Electra as Rage stands looking down over the carnage he created. Rage takes out his phone.]
[The tron video stops playing and the crowd is booing Rage uncontrollably.]
Rage: Wow! What a performance by Electra……looking like she actually cared…..I must say though it was some of my best work if I do say so myself! Hehe……What fun that was……the look on Caine’s face….the screaming wench that is my ex-wife right down to the reaction of each and every one of you when I showed up……I know all of you internet marks re-tweeted when it was announced that I was out 4 to 6 weeks! That is what we call a swerve in our industry people…..you all bought it hook, line and sinker! You see I only ever had a slight neck sprain but I had to play it up to get Aidan Caine right where I wanted him…..at his most vulnerable…you see that is when I am the best as what I do! That is why I am The Only One! That is why TWI will be running this show not some lame preppy kid fighting a fat tub of crap. True Wrestling Icons. It’s not just the name of our group it’s a way of LIFE! You all better get used to it!
[Crowd boos as a fan jumps the guardrail to get at Rage. Freddy Class tackles the fan to the ground and security gets him right after. The crowd starts a Freddy! Chant.]
Rage: Really? You would cheer for that old piece of crap? Just because he laid a New York Jets style tackle on a drunken retard?
[Crowd boos at Rage.]
Rage: You people are so damn easy to rile up……its laughable it really is. Anyway to why I am out here…..Now it seems I am without an opponent for After Shock. You see Caine won’t be back for quite some time. I thought about my old buddy Drake Hunter
[Crowd Pops!]
Rage: Yeah shocking…..but he is still changing his tampon…..From what I can see there isn’t anyone in the back man enough to step up to the plate against me because they all know what I am capable of. You fear what you know and I’m ok with that…..I’ll take the night off no proble…….
Thomas Simon: What? It can’t be?!?! Is that the music of?
Bob Herman: I thought he was dead?!?!
Thomas Simon: IT’S JAMES ‘THE HAMMER’ HARLOW!!!
[The crowd absolutely erupts as the living legend himself James Harlow comes out. He high fives fans he goes down the ramp. He walks around the ring as Rage looks on shocked. Harlow graciously asks for a mic from Freddy Class and they shake hands. James then steps into the ring as the fans chant “WELCOME BACK!” Harlow wipes a tear from his eyes and then begins to speak.]
James Harlow: First of all from the bottom of this old heart I thank each and every one of you crazy Hammerheads! I love you all you know I wouldn…….
Rage: Oh enough with the fucking love fest! What high school gym autograph session did they find your sorry ass at this week? Trying to sell your VHS tapes still there “Hammer” What are they now three bucks a pop? Sell five and you get a box of wine? You are still the same pop-hugging piece of shit I remember when I started in this business 12 years ago!
James Harlow: Hahaha Oh Rage…you really haven’t changed at all have you kid? You never once stop to realize that this business is made by those people out there. They are the reason I still do what I do!
Rage: No Alcohol is the reason you do what you do! I can smell it on your breath Jake the Snake!
James Harlow: Still the same disrespectful shit huh Rage. Hehe Hey did you people know that Rage is a five time world champion?
Rage: Oh they all know that…….
James Harlow: But did they also know that every fed you have been a world champ in has closed its doors within two months? You’re like the Jeff Jarrett of MPW!
[Rage goes to talk but lowers the mic in anger.]
James Harlow: What’s wrong Ryan?
Rage: Shut up Harlow!
James Harlow: Oh you all didn’t know that his name is Ryan Stiles? OH! Cat’s out of the bag! That was such a good skit on Whose Line is it Anyways? Say is Drew Carey really that nice in person?
Rage: ENOUGH! Why are you out here old man? Talk fast before I snap you in two!!!
James Harlow: Well you see kid I am a full fledged MPW superstar now and I hear you are without an opponent for After Shock…….
Rage: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait wait! So they fire young assholes like Chris Michaels and bring in old broken down pieces of crap like you?? HAHAHAHAHAHA Look old man if you want a job I think the old man upstairs Bob Herman burned his dick hand earlier tonight prepping his nightly digestive coffee. So a position might be available for you the……
[Harlow slaps Rage across the face.]
James Harlow: SHUT UP YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF CRAP! I’ve seen you run around with Johnny Clash and falling in love in jelly donuts. This right here……this isn’t the Ryan I know! Last week the man that attacked Aidan Caine from behind…..that’s not the Ryan I knew that broke into this business…..The Ryan I knew was hungry….he’d never ask for a night off……where is that kid now huh? This business chew you up and turn you into this fake heel that searches for cheap heat at every turn?
Rage: You get away with the one slap because you helped me break into this business but be careful of wanting a match with me in the ring because I will not hesitate to end your long illustrious career is that really what you want old man?
James Harlow: Kid I’ve been wanting to smack some sense into you for a long time ever since you turned your back on me in WECW. I’ve just been waiting for the right moment.
Rage: Is that your final answer??? Is that what all of you stupid morons want?!?!?!
[Crowd POPS]
Rage: Well…………NO!
[Rage drops the mic in front of Harlow and walks out of the ring.]
James Harlow: Running scared again huh Ryan? That’s all you ever do is run!!! Go back to your bitch Johnny Clash!
[“Bang your head” blasts as Rage walks out through the back curtains and Harlow plays up to the hot crowd shocked at his return to the wrestling scene.]
Thomas Simon: WOW! The James Harlow is back! And he’s in MPW!!!
Bob Herman: Tommy Boy I remember wrestling this guy for years and he is one tough cookie but trying to get himself a match against Rage? I don’t know maybe he should leave that one alone.
Thomas Simon: I think you may be right Bobo…..fans we will be right back after these short messages.
Wake up and smell the roses…..
[Camera fades into backstage as Jay Wyatt is standing with one of MPW’s newest superstars “Playboy” Tyler Rose.]
Jay Wyatt: Hi fans I’m Jay Wyatt here with MPW’s newest….
[Tyler pulls the mic towards himself.]
Tyler Rose: Look enough with the intro ok? I’ve already done it…..these people already have seen it….What you all see right now is the man that will bring the adult film industry and the wrestling industry to its knees………haha…….you get that one Jay? You see I am a man that will make the MPW nation moa……
Jay Wyatt: What the hell?!?!
[Out of nowhere Tyler Rose is superkicked and then helped up and thrown into the concrete wall. The camera pans up and its Ryu Tekai.]
Jay Wyatt: Ryu Tekai??? Why did you? What reason would you?
Ryu Tekai: You will all find out soon enough……
[Ryu walks off as the camera fades on Tyler Rose grabbing his head on the ground.]
Singles Match
Referee: Ross Parker
Cyrus Moore Vs Christian Carter
Thomas Simon: Wow! That was something else for sure. Honey Winters is standing by in the ring for our next match!
Honey Winters: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…….he is CYRUS MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
[The arena lights dim to a yellow and grey color, smoke rises through the stage as “I Walk Alone" by Saliva blares through the PA System. The crowd begins to boo as Cyrus Moore walks out from underneath the titan-tron. He gets to the very top of the ramp and stops, looking throughout the crowd. He cocks a smirky smile on his face and begins walking down the ramp. He makes his way to the ring, grabbing ahold of the second rope and pulling himself up to the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and turns and looks at the crowd. He shakes his head towards them and finishes getting into the ring. He walks over to the one side of the ring and raises one arm up as the crowd’s boo’s get even louder. Cyrus then turns towards the opposite side of the ring and he walks over to the ropes, stepping one foot on the second rope and raising one hand arm in the air. Cyrus then steps back in the corner as his music slowly fades.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent……he is the Sin City Champion CHRISTIAN CARTER!!!!
[As Sandpaper by Fozzy hits the crowd explode into cheers as Christian Carter slowly walks out on stage with the Sin City Championship around his waist. He pauses letting his hands slide over the title, before proceeding down the ramp, giving high fives and chatting with the fans. He jumps up on the apron and then over the top rope, going straight up in the corner holding up the title for show, before jumping down and starting to get ready]
Thomas Simon: This looks to be a great match!!!
[As the bell rings Christian Carter explodes out of the corner, trying to catch Cyrus off guard with a dropkick, but Cyrus sidesteps and swaths him away like nothing. Carter jumps back to his feet and into the ropes rebounding with a clothesline, but the big man stands firm, again Christian Carter takes to the ropes with a Cross Body, Moore catches him with ease and sends him to the mat with a body slam. Towering over his downed opponent Cyrus, starts taunting Carter with a muscle pose. Moore reaches down and pulls up Carter by the hair, backing him into the corner with a couple of brutal rights. Once in the corner he grabs Christians arm and sends him running back first into the opposite corner, where he follows up with a brutal corner clothesline squashing Carter against the turnbuckles. Christian carter drops to his knees and then face first down on the mat as Cyrus steps out of the corner]
Thomas Simon: Cyrus really showing his aggressive side early on.
[Slowly Carter rolls onto his back as Cyrus Moore again towers over him, lifting him up form the canvas and into the air by the neck and throwing him back against the turnbuckles. A smirk plays on Cyrus lips as he once again taunts Carter with another muscle pose, to deafening jeers from the crowd. Moore takes his time as he once again gets ready to charge Carter, but this time Twisted Chaos gets the boot up, Cyrus spots it and catches the leg before sending Carter flying through the air with a Capture Suplex. Once more Christian Carter is on the mat reeling to get up, Moore slowly swaggers over and pulls him up by the hair, before hoisting him high over his head. Cyrus Moore parades around the ring with Carter lifted over his head, before simply letting him drop to the mat. Cyrus kicks Carter over and plants a foot on his chest, once again flashing his impressive biceps to the boos emanating from the crowd....1...2.. Carter suddenly grabs the foot of Cyrus twisting it around by the ankle forcing the big man to fall. Christian Carter goes for the Ankle Lock, but Moore swiftly rolls to his back and kicks him away, with such power that Carter flies through the ring.]
Bob Herman: The raw power that Moore is showing is amazing.
Thomas Simon: It is Bobo…..Carter needs to figure out something quick!
[Christian Carter springs to his feet and into the ropes as Cyrus slowly rises, he barely gets to his feet, before Twisted Chaos charges landing a dropkick to the right knee of the big man. Cyrus Moore goes down to one knee as Carter charges again, this time using the big man's knee for leverage as he lands a picture perfect Shining Wizard sending Cyrus to the mat. Twisted Chaos grabs his opponents right leg landing some stiff kicks to the backside of the knee, Cyrus roars in pain and lunges wildly into the air, trying to catch Carter. His opponent stays on the right leg wrapping it around his own, then leaping into the air landing back on it with a vicious kneedrop. Cyrus rolls around holding his knee as Carter signals for the end as the crowd cheers.]
Thomas Simon: This could be it!!!
[Cyrus is by the ropes using them to get up, still trying to shake of the attack on the knee, but Carter keeps at it landing a series of low kick to the back of Moore's knee. Carter then grabs Cyrus dragging him into the middle of the ring setting up for the Combustible Element, but Moore counters grabbing Carter by the legs and lifting into the air landing face first on the mat with a Flapjack. Both men are down, Cyrus rolling around holding the knee, Christian Carter slowly rising up on his knees. The tow stop and stare at each other, both slowly getting up to their feet, Moore still favouring the right knee as they slowly move towards the center of the ring circling each other looking for an opening. Carter is the first to move, closing in on the right knee, but Cyrus cuts him off with a powerful Polish Hammer, flattening Carter. Moore drags him back up, still hobbling and trying to gain his balance as he drapes Carters arm over his shoulders looking out on the crowd and yelling “You want proof of my dominance!!!”. He hoist Christian up side down still limping a bit, but keeping his balance, before slamming Christian Carter to the mat with a Suplex Slam, he covers.]
Thomas Simon: Christian will be feeling that for weeks!
[...1...2.. Cyrus breaks the cover waving his finger pointing out he is not done yet, as he slowly drags Carter back up and drapes him over his shoulders looking to finish it with the Crank. Carter suddenly starts fighting back, landing a couple of elbows to the side of Moore's head, before sliding head first down the back and into the sunset flip. Cyrus struggles to stay on his feet and finally leaps into the air planning on landing on Christian’s chest, but Carter gets out of the way as Cyrus sits directly down on the mat. Carter leaps up and lands a low dropkick to the back of the seated Cyrus. Swiftly Carter jumps to the top of the corner and sails of with a high twisting senton that hits its mark....1...2... Cyrus kicks out in the last second, Christian jumps to his feet and grabs Moore by the head trying to drag him to his feet. Cyrus fights back landing some heavy body shots on Carter, before pushing him backwards. Christian stumbles back and straight into Ross Parker, who gets squashed in the corner. Twisted Chaos swiftly springs back into action, charging Cyrus and landing an Enziguri, sending Cyrus back on the mat. Carter follows up, pulling Cyrus up to his feet, wasting no time as he hits the Combustible Element and goes for the cover]
Thomas Simon: This has got to be it!! Carter has this! Wait the ref is out!!!
[The referee is still out as Carter covers, finally Christian realizes it, as a mumbling starts emanating from the crowd. He rolls to his feet and walks over to the ref. Meanwhile with none of the combatants noticing Primal comes storming down the ramp and slides in behind Carter. The Dane looks down at Cyrus and then up at Twisted Chaos as the crowd starts jeering. Just as Carter turns the Dane lands a kick to the midsection forcing Christian to double over, Primal grabs him and flips him up on his shoulder planting him face first on the mat with the Primal Roar. The Danish Destroyer throws his arms out to both sides and roars as he stands towering over the two downed wrestlers as referee Ross Parker has come to has started to come to noticing what happened. He calls for the bell. Honey Winters walks over to Ross Parker who tells her his decision.]
Honey Winters: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match as results of a disqualification CHRISTIAN CARTER!!!!
[“Sandpaper” blasts as Primal exits the ring leaving Carter out. Cyrus is slowly coming to and hears the music playing. Enraged he stands up and grabs Parker who tells him his decision. Cyrus snaps and lifts Parker up and puts him in the Crank and tosses him to the side. Parker falls limp on the impact as Cyrus stalks Carter in the ring. Carter slowly shakes off the attack and tries to piece together what happened. He turns around and is instantly nailed with the Crank by Cyrus! Carter is out cold as Cyrus stands alone in the ring furious at the result. All of a sudden from the back “Money” by Everlast is heard as Stephen Hale runs out with a mic in hand.]
Stephen Hale: Cyrus Moore……the Immortal Cyrus Moore….it’s a damn pleasure to meet you Cyrus! I’ve heard A LOT about you.
[Cyrus goes and demands a mic from Honey.]
Cyrus Moore: Make it quick before I make you my next victim!
Stephen Hale: Look earlier tonight I mentioned I had someone in mind that would be able to lead a New Breed movement in MPW. Someone to shake things up……that man is you Cyrus…You are THE corporate choice!
Cyrus Moore: Really huh? Look I’m no corporate pigeon I can tell you that right now……
[Crowd pops at that answer]
Cyrus Moore: But I know money when I see it…….and I like money so how about this next week I take care of your little problem there Anthony McNair and we sit down and talk business.
Stephen Hale: I like the sound of that Cyrus………
[“I Walk Alone” plays as Stephen holds the ropes for Cyrus and they exit the ring together.]
Thomas Simon: What the hell?? What did we just witness? Are Cyrus and Stephen Hale working together??!?!?! We need to make sense of this fans……..we’ll be right back.
Bladder Problems……
[Guerrilla Radio by Rage against the Machine hits and the fans cheer. Trey Baxter walks out on to the stage with the MPW World Championship and holds it up in the air. He walks to the ring with a smile on his face and takes the microphone from Honey Winters. ]
Trey Baxter: You know it never gets old walking out here as the MPW World Heavyweight Champion!
[The fans cheer as Trey smiles and scratches his beard]
Trey Baxter: You may wonder why I am out here before the main event is scheduled to come on but I have a few things I want to address here tonight. The first thing is a cheap plug and a damn good one. I want to let you all know that I will be making an appearance on the first ever Thursday Night Takedown THIS WEEK!
[The fans cheer]
Trey Baxter: And for those wondering, it will start on time
[Trey winks as the fans laugh]
Trey Baxter: The second reason I’m out here is because there’s a big slimy thorn in my side and his name is Johnny Clash.
[The fans boo as Trey waits for them to quiet down]
Trey Baxter: I feel bad mostly for you guys. I am allowed to go to the back and avoid him but you guys, you get the worst of it. You can only escape him with a bathroom break or to get a hot dog. But I know you are sick of him and I am very sick of him and at After Shock I will finally shut his god damn..
[Hero by Skillet hits and the fans boo. Johnny Clash steps out on to the stage in a full suit with sunglasses on. He smirks and holds a microphone in his hand]
Trey Baxter: Oh look, suddenly the whole crowd has bladder problems.
[The fans laugh and Clash laughs mockingly]
Johnny Clash: Trey Baxter, you can come out here and say whatever the hell you want about me but in the end you will know that I am better than you either way. So we can do this two ways… you can just hand over that World Title right now and save yourself the beating or we can do it the hard way and I can beat your ass at After Shock.
Trey Baxter: that's cute really. Maybe you can just poke my chest and I'll go down and you can pin me. Is that how you want it? Because I remember the last title you won it was something like that wasn't it? Wasn't it basically handed to you?
[The fans yell OHH! as Johnny's face changes]
Johnny Clash: you know damn well that's not true Trey and you will see on October 9th! I already dumped one sleaze out of my life and I can't wait to get rid of you too. You have to understand that I RUN THIS PLACE. I am the reason it is where it is at today! Not you or Jackson Blaze, ME!
Trey Baxter: OH Johnny! That reminds me. You mentioned a "sleaze" before and I must imagine that you are talking about your now ex wife Laura Tavares
[The crowd cheers and Johnny makes fake puking noises]
Trey Baxter: You cheated on her, abused her mentally and well.. maybe physically. We all ridiculed her for being with a scum bag like you but it finally seems like she did something right and she dumped your ass. She caught on to you Johnny, she wasn't drinking the Kool Aid and as you can see she isn't here tonight. She thought you were someone else and she thought you were a different guy. I remember watching you guys on tv back in the day when you actually gave a shit about each other and you weren't a doosh bag.
[The fans cheer]
Trey Baxter: Instead you sent a beautiful girl packing in tears because you fucked up!
Johnny Clash: Trey you have no idea what was going on behind closed doors so before you say something that will get your ass kicked I suggest you shut the hell up!
Trey Baxter: Oh i'm far from done Johnny. I actually woke up this morning to an email on my cell phone. I didn't know the address it came from but it appeared to be a voice mail of some sort… maybe you have heard it?
[Johnny's face gets serious]
Johnny Clash: Don't you date Trey!
Trey Baxter: OH I think I will! Roll it!
[Trey points to the titan tron which shows a sound meter and sub titles]
"Hey.. it's me. I want to explain my actions baby, you know I love you. I love you so much I think about you all the time. I messed up and need you to come back home! It's not the same without you!
[Sniffling]
"Come home! I need you! Remember that song I used to sing you!? No other love in all of the world In all of my life there was no other love! NO OTHER LOVE!!!! NO OTHER LOVE!!!!! BABY COME HOME!!"
[The singing stops and the crying commences harder and harder. The fans laugh and Trey Baxter laughs. Johnny is flipping out]
Johnny Clash: TURN IT OFF TREY TURN IT OFF!
Trey Baxter: IS THAT BARRY MANILOW!? MY GOD CLASH!
Johnny Clash: TURN IT OFF!
Trey Baxter: Here is the best part… theres a picture attached!
[The picture shows Clash laying spread eagle on the ground in black tighty wightys with a rose in his mouth, whip cream and cherries on his nipples on a zebra skin rug]
Johnny Clash: TURN IT OFF TREY IT ISN'T FUNNY! IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
[Johnny takes off his suit jacket and runs down to the ring. He jumps up on to the apron and Trey gives him a round house kick and he falls off the apron down to the mat]
Trey Baxter: See you at After Shock, Manilow.
[Guerilla Radio hits as the fans cheer and Trey Baxter holds up the World Championship as Clash is furious on the outside.]
Bob Herman: Wow……….I just……..Wow
Thomas Simon: HAHAHAHA Yes Baxter! Fans we will be right back with our main event!!!
Main Event
Referee: Bliss
Kurt Newman Vs Bloodhound
Thomas Simon: Welcome back fans…….the North American Champion Bliss has already made her entrance I guess you know what that means?? It’s main event time!!!
Freddy Class: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is scheduled for one fall……..introducing first he is BLOOOOOODHOOOOOOOUND!
[Of Wolf and Man by Metallica begins to in the arena. After a few seconds, Bloodhound emerges from the back. AS the lyrics "Off through the new days mist I run Out from the new days mist I have come" Bloodhound raises his and head and howls several time before dropping to a knee. He looks around, getting his senses acquainted to his surroundings and then intensely studies the ring. After a few seconds, he gets back onto his feet and makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans. He enters the ring by climbing the steel steps and spring boarding over the top rope.]
Freddy Class: And his opponent…………he is KURT NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMAN!
[The arena fills with cheers as Infection by the Bellrays plays throughout the arena. Kurt makes his way out with two female models on each side of him. Kurt has a huge smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. As the three individuals make their way to the ring, Kurt quickly jumps up to the ring and sits on the bottom of the rope. The two females slowly make their way up to the ring and pass underneath the ropes that Kurt is sitting on. Kurt flips into the ring and makes his way over to one of the ring post as streamers of different colors fill the ring. Kurt claps his hands in celebration as he jumps off the ring post and walks over to the two ladies who smile at Kurt as he leans over and kisses both of them on the cheeks.]
Thomas Simon: This should be interesting folks! I wonder what Bliss’ role will be?
[Newman and Bloodhound begin to circle each other as Bliss calls for the bell to ring. Newman keeps saying something to Bliss who keeps shaking her head at him. Newman finally turns around and moons Bliss. When he finally pulls his pants back up and turns around to face Bliss he is hit with a big boot right to the face by Bloodhound that immediately sends Newman down. Newman immediately grabs his face in pain as Bliss lets out a huge smile and even kicks Newman while he is down. Bloodhound looks at her and gives her a look for her to back off and she does. Bloodhound quickly picks up Newman and belly to belly suplex's him sending him half way across the ring. Newman is somehow able to quickly jump up to his feet and run at Bloodhound who is waiting and immediately picks him up and slams him down on his back with a hard spinebuster! Bloodhound quickly goes for the pin! 1..2..Kickout! Newman is somehow able to kickout even though Bliss counted extremely fast! Bloodhound gets to his feet and picks Newman up before hip tossing him across the ring showcasing his amazing power. Bloodhound wastes no time as he quickly picks Newman up and whips him hard into the corner where Newman hits back first with some serious force.]
Thomas Simon: Bliss is showing her hand early here Bobo……
Bob Herman: That’s not the only thing she is showing Tommy Boy……..you see that nip slip?
[Bloodhound uses his boot to choke Newman in the corner. Instead of making Bloodhound stop after a few moments Bliss just stands there and enjoys it. Bloodhound finally lets go of the hold which causes Newman to fall down to the ground. Bloodhound once again picks him up and tries to irish whip him into the opposite corner but Newman is able to reverse it and send Bloodhound crashing back first into the opposite corner before charging at him and hitting him with a corner splash that sends Bloodhound stumbling out of the corner. Newman climbs up to the top rope real quick before jumping off and connecting with a missile dropkick that finally sends Bloodhound to the ground. Bloodhound immediately is able to get to a vertical base and as he does Newman bounces off the ropes and hits Bloodhound with a hard clothesline that sends him down again. As Bloodhound once again makes his way to his feet Newman grabs him and tries to irish whip him but this time Bloodhound reverses it sending Newman into the ropes. As Newman comes back Bloodhound attempts to hit him with a clothesline but Newman ducks under it before hitting him with a Crucifix Driver! Bloodhound is down and out!]
Thomas Simon: This has got to be it!! Bloodhound has it!
[Newman hooks the leg of Bloodhound for the pin but after a few moments notices that Bliss hasn't even begun to count. Newman looks up at her and tells her to count! She jumps down to the mat and begins the count but does so very slowly. 1.....2.......Kickout! Newman should have had this match won! He gets up and immediately gets in Bliss' face angry about not getting the win! They exchange words and are face to face as neither of the two is willing to back down. This gives Bloodhound enough time to recover and start making his way to his feet. Bloodhound backs up as he waits for Newman to turn his attention back towards him. As soon as Newman begins to turn Bloodhound charges at him and hits him with a perfectly timed spear! Newman goes down hard! Bloodhound quickly goes for the pin! 1..2..Kickout! Newman kicks out yet again despite another fast count from Bliss.]
Bob Herman: I could watch Bliss go for that count all night long!
[Bloodhound sits up and is frustrated that he still hasn't been able to get the win. Bloodhound picks Newman up and hooks his head before lifting him up and holding him up in the air before dropping him down hard with a stalling suplex. Bloodhound gets to his feet as he stares down Bliss before staring at the downed Newman who is slowly starting to make his way to his feet. As he does Bloodhound immediately hits him with a hard elbow to the stomach before turning Newman around and grabbing him around his head to hit his finisher The Bite! Newman somehow is able to wiggle his way free of Bloodhounds hold to avoid being hit by The Bite! Bloodhound immediately tries to swing with a hard right but Newman ducks under it, grabs him from behind, and hits him with the Gemini Driver! This one might be over!]
Thomas Simon: No way even with Bliss’ slow counts will Bloodhound kickout of this!
[Newman goes for the pin but yet again Bliss doesn't begin the count until he sits up and demands for her too. As Bliss is just looking at her nails she finally decides to go down and begin the count which happens to be slow yet again. 1......2......Kickout!! Thanks to Bliss Bloodhound is able to kick out again. Newman gets up and furiously gets into Bliss' face as the two exchange words again. They argue back and forth for a few moments as Bloodhound is finally begin to recover behind them. Newman gives Bliss a little shove. She stands back for a moment after realizing what he just did and then runs at him and pushes Newman herself. Bloodhound is behind Newman waiting and as Bliss pushes him she pushes him right into a Bloodhound roll up! 1.2.3!!! Bliss makes the incredibly fast count to give Bloodhound the win over Kurt Newman! Bliss just screwed Kurt Newman over repeatedly in this match and never gave him a chance to win the match. The bell rings as Bliss lifts Bloodhound's hand high in the air and Of Wolf and Man begins to play.]
Thomas Simon: OH COME ON! NEWMAN JUST GOT SCREWED!!
Bob Herman: Screwed by Bliss? He should be so lucky!
Thomas Simon: I cannot believe how this night has gone so far….what could possibly happen next?
[23 Days by Framing Hanley plays as Biguns stands on the ramp, with her arms folded, glaring at the crowd. With her chest out and proud, she then struts down the ramp as her music plays, wearing a pair of glasses as usual, ignoring the jeers of the crowd. She climbs the stairs and enters through the top and middle ropes. In the middle of the ring, she plants her hands on her hips and looks at the crowd in disdain. Honey Winters hands her a microphone]
Ms. Biguns: I know you guys are just thrilled to see me. Unlike that little rat Laura Tavares I am a real woman and I hope she never shows her face in here again.
[The fans boo as Biguns just smiles and waits for them to stop]
Ms. Biguns: I am not out here to talk about that whore. I am out here because I have something to say to the.. sexy General Manager Bill Adams. Come on out here Billy!
[Bill Adam's theme song "My Hero' by Foo Fighters hits and he walks slowly out on to stage with a huge smile on his face. He points to himself and shrugs as Biguns stares him up and down as he walks to the ring]
Thomas Simon: This is a strange relationship right here. I just don't get it
Bob Herman: The ladies love a man with power. That's why they don't like you!
[Adams steps in the ring and stands in front of Biguns]
Ms. Biguns: There's my handsome man… I missed you Billy Boy.
[Ms. Biguns puts her arm around Bill Adams and he looks at her up and down and smirks]
Ms. Biguns: Billy, you see i had such a good time last week in our "meeting" that I just had to come out here and tell the world what really went on in there..
[Adams smiles nervously and looks around at the fans]
Bill Adams: Yeah? Are you sure you want to do that?
Ms. Biguns: Oh I’m sure. Let's take a look shall we?
[Biguns points up to the screen where the clip from last week is shown. The camera rolls past where it cut off last week]
[Last Week]
Ms. Biguns: Trust me Bill. No one must ever know about us...I mean our business...it's highly confidential. You understand, don't you Billy-poo?
Bill Adams: Oh yes. Don't worry, my lips are sealed.
Ms. Biguns: Good...
Bill Adams: Hey then. How about the closet here?
Ms. Biguns: You have a closet in your office?
Bill Adams: ...yeah?
Ms. Biguns: Perfect. Let's go.
Bill Adams: Okay!
[Bill leaps out of his chair as Ms. Biguns makes her towards the closet. He opens the door to allow her in first.]
Bill Adams: This way Jasmine. There's something that I'd like to show you in here...
Ms. Biguns: I'd love to.
[With her smirk on her face, Ms. Biguns closes the door behind them.]
Ms. Biguns: Bill, what are you doing..
Bill Adams: Just be quiet.. let me do my thing.
Ms. Biguns: Bill i don't feel comfortable doing this.
Bill Adams: Oh yeah take it! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
Ms. Biguns: Get off of me! BILL STOP! STOP!
[The door flings open 35 seconds later and Adams is all sweaty as Biguns covers herself up]
Bill Adams: And boom goes the dynamite
[Back in the ring]
[Bill Adam's face is in shock and the crowd is in an uproar. Biguns folds her arms and looks at him. Adams points to the screen and is speechless]
Bill Adams: You.. you overdubbed that voice! You didn't tell me to stop! I… I..
Ms. Biguns: Mr. Adams.. I spoke with Stephen Hale earlier. I presented this footage to him and showed him how you held me against my will and violated my body. He was going to lock you up and put you in jail for a long long time Mr. Adams.
[Adam's face is in shock as he gulps and wipes the sweat off]
Ms. Biguns: But I’m a nice lady Billy Poo. I told Stephen I wouldn't press charges under one condition.
Bill Adams: What is that?
Ms. Biguns: Mr. Adams, fans. You are looking at the NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF MONDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT! HA HA HA!
[Biguns tilts her head back and laughs like a monster as Adams eyes pop out of his head and he is at a loss for words]
Ms. Biguns: Oh and Bill.. You aren't fired sweetie. I will let you continue to manage your precious TWI.. But I also need an assistant. And I believe the toilet in my bathroom is clogged if you wanna get on that right now. I let Clash use it earlier and I don't know what that boy eats!
[Biguns points towards the ramp as Adams looks around and the fans react]
Ms. Biguns: NOW!
[Adams jumps and leaves the ring as Biguns laughs. She drops the microphone and her theme song hits]
Thomas Simon: I can't believe this! Bill Adams gets screwed over again!
Bob Herman: Biguns is a genius!
Thomas Simon: Adam's said she overdubbed the sound on that clip. Genius is one thing but Evil is another! Fans I cannot believe I have seen this happen…….. We are out of time we will see you Thursday for the debut of Thursday Night Takedown!!!