Post by ethancage on Oct 2, 2012 18:59:13 GMT -5
((OOC : This is a skit, and not the real Jayde, we've decided to stick to one, so don't count this towards this week, but didn't want this to go to waste. Thank you for a great week Jayde))
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The camera comes in Poe, but she looks different, she...looks like Jayde Brooklyn, done up with a black wig and crystal blue eyes. She is in child like powder pink pajamas with footies. She is knelt down at the side of her bed which has matching stuffed animals aligned on the bed. It looks as if she is praying. And unknown man walks into the room that is replicated to the real Jayde Brooklyn's.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry.
"Jayde": Oh it's okay Jace.
"Jace": What were you doing?
"Jayde": I was praying to God for fish sticks.
"Jace": Why were you praying for fish sticks?
"Jayde": Well I figured since I got permission to kick Ash's ass, that I could get whatever else I want.
"Jace": I'm not quite sure it works that way.
"Jayde": But I prayed really, really hard. And I punched Ash's picture and everything.
"Jace": You know Ash's picture won't punch back, but the real Ash will.
"Jayde": But how am I gonna pulverize him if he punches me back?
"Jace": Well, I figured after you prayed to beat Calista and that didn't work, you'd stop this nonsense.
"Jayde": Religion is not nonsense.
"Jace": No but praying to god to hurt another human being is.
"Jayde: But I thought you supported me.
"Jace": I support you because I'm hoping that one day you'll be drunk enough to have sex with me.
"Jayde": So you don't support me?
"Jace": Yes, I do, I'm just hoping to support you from behind one day.
"Jayde": God will bring me those fish sticks, you'll see!
"Jace": I highly doubt-
The sound of thunder is heard, and flashes of light are seen under the closet door. After a second thunder clash, the door swings open and hits "Jace" in the face and "Jace" hits the wall behind him and falls unconscious.
"Jayde: Is it really you?
Out of the smokey closet steps out Ash who is obviously dressed like God, in a white robe, white beard and hair.
"God": Who else would I be?
"Jayde": You kind of look like Ariel's dad from the Little Mermaid.
"God": Ah yes, I forgot.
"God" returns to the closet and comes back out with fish sticks.
"Jayde": Four fish sticks?
"God": Sorry lil Jayde, I got hungry.
"Jayde": Thank you for the permission to mess up Ash Soulsfate?
"God": You know Jayde, just because I gave you permission, doesn't mean it's going to happen. You know you have overlooked his power, his speed and his wisdom in that ring.
"Jayde": Yes, and he's underestimated my skills as being able to tie my own shoes. It took me longer than expected.
"God": Yes, I'm well aware.
"God" rolls his eyes.
"God": Since I've eaten your fish sticks, what do you say we go to subway?
"Jayde": They have tuna?[/color]
"God": Why don't we find out.
"Jayde": Okay, and I can tell you all about what's happening on the Secret Life of an American Teenage.
"God": Aren't you 20 years old?
"Jayde": I've been very sheltered as a child, still am. Jace lets me go outside between the hours of 3 and 4, in the backyard where I let my imagination run wild.
"God": I guess that's how you can imagine beating Ash.
"Jayde": Yes, so Subway?
"God": Let's go eat fresh, bitch.
The two exist out of the room, leaving a still unconscious "Jace", in the room.
Scene 2
"God" and "Jayde" are in line at Subway.
Subway Girl: Hi, how can I help you?
"God": Yes, I'd like the last super meal please?
Subway Girl: I'm sorry, we don't have that.
"God": I was assured that you would.
Subway Girl: I'm sorry no, but we have a sandwich called the feast, has all sorts of meats in it.
"God": I will have this thing you call a feast.
Subway Girl: And for the lady?
"Jayde": I'll have the Ash on wheat.
Subway Girl: What?
"Jayde": The tuna on wheat, what happened?
"God": You said Ash on wheat.
"Jayde": I did not.
"God": Um, okay.
"God opens his mouth and out comes "Jayde's" voice."
"God": "I'll have the Ash on wheat."
"Jayde": That was cool, now do Stewie from Family Guy.
"God": I'm not a mimic Jayde. You can't take me to parties and make me entertain. I'm here to have lunch and soften the blow that Ash will be beating you this week.
"Jayde": But we had a deal, you talked to me and everything.
"God": I guess you don't have sarcasm here, do you?
"Jayde": What am I supposed to do?
"God": Just lose, grin and bare it. It's just a match, and Ash is really, really good. He moves like a Jaguar cat. You got taken out by a vandal. With your looks, MPW will give you other chances at different things. The boys love you, you're a chipper girl, in a few weeks time everyone will forget Ash even beat you.
"Jayde": And Ash?
"God": He'll probably forget who you are, because he will be having matches that actually matter, like defending his new X-Core Championship.
"God" winks to the camera and "Jayde" drops her head, sad as the camera fades to....
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Press Start
The camera comes in Poe, but she looks different, she...looks like Jayde Brooklyn, done up with a black wig and crystal blue eyes. She is in child like powder pink pajamas with footies. She is knelt down at the side of her bed which has matching stuffed animals aligned on the bed. It looks as if she is praying. And unknown man walks into the room that is replicated to the real Jayde Brooklyn's.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry.
"Jayde": Oh it's okay Jace.
"Jace": What were you doing?
"Jayde": I was praying to God for fish sticks.
"Jace": Why were you praying for fish sticks?
"Jayde": Well I figured since I got permission to kick Ash's ass, that I could get whatever else I want.
"Jace": I'm not quite sure it works that way.
"Jayde": But I prayed really, really hard. And I punched Ash's picture and everything.
"Jace": You know Ash's picture won't punch back, but the real Ash will.
"Jayde": But how am I gonna pulverize him if he punches me back?
"Jace": Well, I figured after you prayed to beat Calista and that didn't work, you'd stop this nonsense.
"Jayde": Religion is not nonsense.
"Jace": No but praying to god to hurt another human being is.
"Jayde: But I thought you supported me.
"Jace": I support you because I'm hoping that one day you'll be drunk enough to have sex with me.
"Jayde": So you don't support me?
"Jace": Yes, I do, I'm just hoping to support you from behind one day.
"Jayde": God will bring me those fish sticks, you'll see!
"Jace": I highly doubt-
The sound of thunder is heard, and flashes of light are seen under the closet door. After a second thunder clash, the door swings open and hits "Jace" in the face and "Jace" hits the wall behind him and falls unconscious.
"Jayde: Is it really you?
Out of the smokey closet steps out Ash who is obviously dressed like God, in a white robe, white beard and hair.
"God": Who else would I be?
"Jayde": You kind of look like Ariel's dad from the Little Mermaid.
"God": Ah yes, I forgot.
"God" returns to the closet and comes back out with fish sticks.
"Jayde": Four fish sticks?
"God": Sorry lil Jayde, I got hungry.
"Jayde": Thank you for the permission to mess up Ash Soulsfate?
"God": You know Jayde, just because I gave you permission, doesn't mean it's going to happen. You know you have overlooked his power, his speed and his wisdom in that ring.
"Jayde": Yes, and he's underestimated my skills as being able to tie my own shoes. It took me longer than expected.
"God": Yes, I'm well aware.
"God" rolls his eyes.
"God": Since I've eaten your fish sticks, what do you say we go to subway?
"Jayde": They have tuna?[/color]
"God": Why don't we find out.
"Jayde": Okay, and I can tell you all about what's happening on the Secret Life of an American Teenage.
"God": Aren't you 20 years old?
"Jayde": I've been very sheltered as a child, still am. Jace lets me go outside between the hours of 3 and 4, in the backyard where I let my imagination run wild.
"God": I guess that's how you can imagine beating Ash.
"Jayde": Yes, so Subway?
"God": Let's go eat fresh, bitch.
The two exist out of the room, leaving a still unconscious "Jace", in the room.
Scene 2
"God" and "Jayde" are in line at Subway.
Subway Girl: Hi, how can I help you?
"God": Yes, I'd like the last super meal please?
Subway Girl: I'm sorry, we don't have that.
"God": I was assured that you would.
Subway Girl: I'm sorry no, but we have a sandwich called the feast, has all sorts of meats in it.
"God": I will have this thing you call a feast.
Subway Girl: And for the lady?
"Jayde": I'll have the Ash on wheat.
Subway Girl: What?
"Jayde": The tuna on wheat, what happened?
"God": You said Ash on wheat.
"Jayde": I did not.
"God": Um, okay.
"God opens his mouth and out comes "Jayde's" voice."
"God": "I'll have the Ash on wheat."
"Jayde": That was cool, now do Stewie from Family Guy.
"God": I'm not a mimic Jayde. You can't take me to parties and make me entertain. I'm here to have lunch and soften the blow that Ash will be beating you this week.
"Jayde": But we had a deal, you talked to me and everything.
"God": I guess you don't have sarcasm here, do you?
"Jayde": What am I supposed to do?
"God": Just lose, grin and bare it. It's just a match, and Ash is really, really good. He moves like a Jaguar cat. You got taken out by a vandal. With your looks, MPW will give you other chances at different things. The boys love you, you're a chipper girl, in a few weeks time everyone will forget Ash even beat you.
"Jayde": And Ash?
"God": He'll probably forget who you are, because he will be having matches that actually matter, like defending his new X-Core Championship.
"God" winks to the camera and "Jayde" drops her head, sad as the camera fades to....
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