Post by Jake Cage on Oct 4, 2012 15:53:48 GMT -5
“Whoops I slept in this morning…..damnit! My dad’s going to kill me he hates it when I’m late! That’s fine I just need a good excuse……hmmmmmm stuck in traffic? No he won’t believe that because I ride a unicycle. What else? A flat tire to my unicycle? Yeah that could…no, no…..that can’t work either he knows I take good care of my Uni……..I’ll just have to face the music I guess.”
I pull out my phone to make a call.
“I always hate that awkward moment when you are waiting for the other person to answer…….at least he will answer and not let it go into……crap he didn’t answer……
Jake Cage: Hey Dad……it me…your son….Jake…uhhh I’m just running a little behind, rather riding a little behind, you know since I’m on a unicycle and all. He he……yeah I know not funny…..but yeah I’ll be there soon just uhhh order yourself a coffee and I’ll see you in a bit….ciao!
“Ciao? I don’t say Ciao only douchebags in TWI like Jason Xavier say “Ciao” Good gravy….”
I get on my unicycle and head over to the Coffee shop to meet my Dad.
“What a lovely day for a Uni ride…The fresh breeze blowing in my face, flowing through my perfectly tea tree oiled beard…..the birds are singing……the people are bustling……that car is honking at about to crash into me………WHAT? SON OF A!!!!”
I just swerve out of the way and narrowly miss the on coming car.
“How rude can you be?”
Jake Cage: UNICYCLIST’S HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY ASSHOLE!!!!
“Oh no he heard me! Ride Jakey boy……ride like you’ve never ridden before!!! Screw this I’m faster on foot!”
I jump down and grab my unicycle and dart down the street. Oh good the coffee shop is right there.
“This seems like a good spot to park my Uni. Oops that’ll leave a mark I shouldn’t have leaned against that guys car…..wait a minute that looks oddly familiar…”
Man: JACOB!
“Oh No…..flashbacks! It’s Dad’s car……..He won’t notice…..will he?”
Jake Cage: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Pop!
Jake’s Dad: Jacob I see you still are riding that contraption and still haven’t cleaned yourself up…….
Jake Cage: Yeah well Dad it’s just…….
Jake’s Dad: Nonsense do you know how this makes your Mother and I look?
Jake Cage: Like Rockstars because their son can ride a Unicycle?
Jake’s Dad: No Jake…..not like Rockstars……..
Jake Cage: Oh…..like Superhero’s?
Jake’s Dad: Jacob enough! You know you’re Mother and I feel nothing but…………..BOTTLES OF INTERGALATIC AWESOMENESS!!!!
Jake Cage: Awwwwwwww Dad……..you’re going to make me cry!
Jake’s Dad: I know son…….It’s just that WHOA!
Jake Cage: ONE TWO THREE!!! HA Got you Dad!
“Old man always falls for the old school boy roll up! Just like Jason Xavier will on TNT!”
Jake’s Dad: Ha ha….That you did son……Good to see you son……see you inside.
Fades on Cage resting his Unicycle against the coffee shop.
I pull out my phone to make a call.
“I always hate that awkward moment when you are waiting for the other person to answer…….at least he will answer and not let it go into……crap he didn’t answer……
Jake Cage: Hey Dad……it me…your son….Jake…uhhh I’m just running a little behind, rather riding a little behind, you know since I’m on a unicycle and all. He he……yeah I know not funny…..but yeah I’ll be there soon just uhhh order yourself a coffee and I’ll see you in a bit….ciao!
“Ciao? I don’t say Ciao only douchebags in TWI like Jason Xavier say “Ciao” Good gravy….”
I get on my unicycle and head over to the Coffee shop to meet my Dad.
“What a lovely day for a Uni ride…The fresh breeze blowing in my face, flowing through my perfectly tea tree oiled beard…..the birds are singing……the people are bustling……that car is honking at about to crash into me………WHAT? SON OF A!!!!”
I just swerve out of the way and narrowly miss the on coming car.
“How rude can you be?”
Jake Cage: UNICYCLIST’S HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY ASSHOLE!!!!
“Oh no he heard me! Ride Jakey boy……ride like you’ve never ridden before!!! Screw this I’m faster on foot!”
I jump down and grab my unicycle and dart down the street. Oh good the coffee shop is right there.
“This seems like a good spot to park my Uni. Oops that’ll leave a mark I shouldn’t have leaned against that guys car…..wait a minute that looks oddly familiar…”
Man: JACOB!
“Oh No…..flashbacks! It’s Dad’s car……..He won’t notice…..will he?”
Jake Cage: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Pop!
Jake’s Dad: Jacob I see you still are riding that contraption and still haven’t cleaned yourself up…….
Jake Cage: Yeah well Dad it’s just…….
Jake’s Dad: Nonsense do you know how this makes your Mother and I look?
Jake Cage: Like Rockstars because their son can ride a Unicycle?
Jake’s Dad: No Jake…..not like Rockstars……..
Jake Cage: Oh…..like Superhero’s?
Jake’s Dad: Jacob enough! You know you’re Mother and I feel nothing but…………..BOTTLES OF INTERGALATIC AWESOMENESS!!!!
Jake Cage: Awwwwwwww Dad……..you’re going to make me cry!
Jake’s Dad: I know son…….It’s just that WHOA!
Jake Cage: ONE TWO THREE!!! HA Got you Dad!
“Old man always falls for the old school boy roll up! Just like Jason Xavier will on TNT!”
Jake’s Dad: Ha ha….That you did son……Good to see you son……see you inside.
Fades on Cage resting his Unicycle against the coffee shop.
